Calculation rules for second-hand goods and second-hand forces

There was a small commotion in the vegetable market this afternoon.

To be precise, it was caused by an unknown person.

At about 5 o'clock, a young man with a height of about 1 meters, short hair and wearing a mask appeared mysteriously at Caishikou.

He first stopped in front of a small vegetable stall, then picked up a few carrots in a serious manner, picked them carefully, and said to the vegetable seller: "Boss, is this melon sweet?"

The fat old lady couldn't help laughing: "Young man, you're not very old, why is your eyes failing? Look again, is this a melon?"

The masked man: "Oh—I read it wrong, this is not a melon, it seems to be...is...what is it?...hehe, I forgot."

old lady:"……"

Masked man: "I just have a bad memory...hehehehe..."

Old lady: "Oh..."

Masked man: "I'm quite normal, don't get me wrong, hehe..."

Old lady: "Oh."

The masked man: "...Hehe, I used to live at home and never went out... I really have nothing wrong with me."

old lady:"……"

Masked man: "...hehe..."

old lady:"……"

The man in the mask: "...heh..." Even though he was wearing a mask, he could still see the distorted expression on his face.

The old lady took a deep breath, and for some reason suddenly remembered that she had recently read in the newspaper that a patient had escaped from the Fifth Mental Hospital, and it was said that she had hurt countless people...

Then the masked man lingered in front of the fish stall again.

He didn't speak, just reached into the water and caught a fish, pinched, pinched, squeezed, strangled... Then let it go, caught another fish, and repeated the above actions.Let it go, catch it again...

When the fifth fish was caught, the fish vendor finally couldn't help it: "The fish are all alive, they are absolutely fresh! Don't worry."

The man in the mask slowly raised his head, and gave him a gloomy look: "Nonsense, why should I buy it when I die. I'm still afraid of getting sick."

The peddler was so frightened by his eyes that he swallowed his saliva: "But if you live like this, you will be killed by you..."

The man in the mask slowly raised his head again, and gave him a more sinister look: "Wh-t-dead?"

Vendor: "No...heh, I'm still jumping...still jumping..." I guess I'm hurting internally now...

The man in the mask finally caught two, bagged them, threw out a hundred-yuan bill, and said viciously, "Don't look for it!" He walked away without looking back.

The peddler took the banknote, and it took him a long time to realize it. He turned around and asked the person next to him, "Has bird flu started to spread again recently?"

"No way."

The peddler became excited: "How much is the bounty for the wanted criminal who robbed the bank posted on Caishikou?"

So that afternoon, both the mental hospital and the Public Security Bureau received a report call.

The masked man left the market and went straight to the hospital.

Certainly not a mental hospital.City Seventh Hospital.

The nurse at the front desk was about to get off work, when she accidentally raised her head, she couldn't help being startled.

I saw a man wearing a white mask rushing towards the front desk aggressively, carrying two plastic bags in his hands, one in the left hand, black, and one in the right, red.The black bag was filled with something long and strip-shaped; the red bag was obviously a living thing, wriggling constantly.

The man raised an eyebrow, and said in a deep voice, "Where is that surgeon Qi Han?"

The nurse felt a little shivering, but she had to pretend to be relaxed: "Oh, you mean Dr. Qi? He...he's there..."

The man in the mask was obviously very impatient: "Worry~!" He slammed the bag on the table with his left hand, making a muffled sound.

"Office 207." The nurse trembled in fright, feeling that she could not protect herself, and couldn't care less.

The masked man rushed up to the second floor with a whoosh.

Seeing his flying figure, the nurse shook her hand and pressed the phone: "Hello, Doctor Qi..."

207?This is it.

Zhao Xiaofu kicked the door open, feeling very depressed.

It's all because of Yan Luoqing's ruthless attack last night, which made him feel ashamed to see others today, and had to wear a mask when going out.

Step into the room with your left foot, only to find that there is no one there, right?What a joke.

"Hey, the one surnamed Qi..." Before he finished speaking, he felt his head sink and immediately passed out.

Qi Han received an emergency call from the nurse at the front desk as early as 1 minute ago.

The mood is also very depressed: I am not only a surgeon, and I am not a fairy, what can he do if the operation is risky?Why did a family member of a patient come here with a knife and a gun shouting and killing? !In this world, tsk, people's hearts are not ancient.

Just three seconds before the door was kicked open, Qi Han had a wooden stick ready in his hand.

One second before the door was kicked open, Qi Han arrived behind the door.

The door opened—

With a muffled "dong", the terrorist in the nurse's mouth fell to the ground.

Fortunately, I have practiced one hand, otherwise I don't know how many times I have been hacked to death.

Qi Han threw down the wooden stick to look at the criminal and the tools used to commit the crime.

What's in this black bag?It can't be a grenade or something.

Open it, and laughed with a sneer: Carrot?The quality of people nowadays is really not as good as the previous generation. In the early years, they still used iron bars and kitchen knives. Later, the murder weapon became more and more ridiculous. What was it used last time?

By the way, eggs!That man was so thoughtful and ingenious. He cut a small hole in a basket of eggs, filled them with manure one by one, and threw it on his head when he entered the door. He even threw it on the wrong side, and threw Director Su's face. Call music.

Today, this one is even more amazing, and it uses carrots instead!Could it be that there is some mystery hidden?A carrot on the surface, but a bomb on the inside?

Qi Han looked and looked carefully, but he didn't see anything special.

Then he went to find another bag.

Soft bar.still move.Is it a poisonous snake?

Carefully opened it and looked, only to see two pond horn fish lingering in the bag, dying.

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Zhao Xiaofu woke up leisurely and found himself lying on a strange bed.

Huh?

Looking around, it turned out to be the room he kicked in.

The man named Qi Han was leisurely sitting not far away drinking coffee with his legs crossed, and smiled at him:

"Zhao Afu, are you awake?"

Zhao Xiaofu rubbed his head, feeling a little dizzy... He glanced sideways at his attending doctor a month ago: "You still remember me."

Qi Han grinned, showing his white teeth: "Of course, it's not me who lost my memory."

Zhao Xiaofu was still rubbing his head, "Damn, what happened to your room, isn't it evil? I fainted as soon as I came in, and it still hurts now."

"Oh——" Qi Han kicked the wooden stick on the ground under the table calmly, "It may be that I haven't had enough rest recently, and I was more anxious just now, so I fainted. Just pay attention to sleep in the future .My room is very positive, and even the ghosts on duty at night dare not come." After a pause, he continued, "Why, is there any sequelae?"

Zhao Xiaofu got out of bed a little depressed, sat next to Qi Han, his butt hurt... stood up again: "You have to help me see if there is something wrong with my mind."

"Oh?" Qi Han seemed very interested.

"I don't recognize carrots." Zhao Xiaofu said angrily, "Is there something wrong with the brain cells?" I found this at the old lady who sold carrots just now, thinking that something was wrong.Seeing the word "carrot", he knew exactly what it was.But when he saw the carrot itself, he felt at a loss.The carrot in consciousness and the carrot in reality seem to be disconnected.

I was restless all the way, and almost killed a few fish in front of the fish stall. The more I thought about it, the more disturbed I was, and then I went straight to the hospital.

Qi Han took out one from the black plastic bag: "What is this?"

"Carrot."

"Look, don't you recognize it?" Qi Han put the carrot back.

Zhao Xiaofu really wanted to spit at him: "Nonsense, of course I recognize it now. I mean I didn't remember just now."

In fact, not only carrots, but also many things, such as pins, shoe brushes, etc., I didn't have any impression at first.At first, I thought it might be because I didn't use these things much before, so I didn't have an impression, but when I found out that there were more and more daily necessities that I didn't know, I felt something was wrong.Especially today, there is one more thing I don't know, which extends to the scope of food.It's just killing me.

Qi Han pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose: "That is to say, this is not a sequelae of the operation?"

"I don't know." Very simply.He didn't know if this was a sequela.

"Have you had any headaches, nausea, or chest tightness after you've been discharged from the hospital? Are there any cracks in the stitches? Have you vomited blood?"

Zhao Xiaofu rolled his eyes a few times: "No."

"That's not the end." Qi Han took a sip of coffee, "I'm sorry, but I don't care about the sequelae of the operation."

Zhao Xiaofu was so angry that he picked up Qi Han's collar, "What are you talking about? You quack doctor!"

Qi Han didn't want to make matters worse, so he quickly pulled back his collar and said, "OKOK, although I'm not in charge, I can help you take a look out of medical ethics and humanitarianism."

Had a brain scan.

Qi Han looked at the film and said: "It's nothing, it's an old problem, the blood clots accumulated in the brain nerves, and they didn't disperse. Everything else is normal. Carrots should belong to the category of your amnesia area."

"That's not a big problem, is it?"

"No." Even if it's a big problem, I can't admit it to you, right?

"That's good..." Zhao Xiaofu breathed a sigh of relief, he thought he was mentally exhausted, and thought of another question, "I can recognize all other fruits and vegetables, why can't I remember it?"

"Then how do I know." Qi Han yawned, "Okay, you go back and pay attention to rest more, and don't think wildly."

Zhao Xiaofu said "Oh" and walked out.Halfway there, I turned back and took the two bags.

"Zhao Afu." Qi Han suddenly stopped him.

"Why, do you want it? How about I give you one." Zhao Xiaofu shook the carrot bag in his hand.

Qi Han waved his hand, held back his smile and said, "What's the matter with this spot on your face?"

Only then did Zhao Xiaofu notice that the mask on his face had been taken off, and he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, "I hit the corner of the stairs. Haven't you seen it?"

"I've never seen it before." Qi Han laughed loudly, "It's such a big ball, like a donut."

"Rare is more strange." Zhao Xiaofu gave him a contemptuous glance, and before leaving the door, he added: "Also, I have changed my name now, call me Zhao Xiaofu!" Then he slammed the door and left bitterly.

When he returned home, facing a bag of carrots and two pitiful fishes, Zhao Xiaofu realized that he was only concerned about the slight apology to Yan Luoqing, and impulsively went to the market to buy vegetables himself, but ignored an essential problem: he and this The two are not familiar at all!

Tsk, forget it, an ugly daughter-in-law always wants to see her in-laws.It's not an option to always buy takeaway.Let's make do with it.

Yan Luoqing went home very early today, 6:20.

He walked into the dining room, glanced at Zhao Xiaofu who was sitting at the edge of the dining table waiting for dinner, and then glanced at the only dish on the table: "What is this?"

"Black fish soup with radish." Zhao Xiaofu spent a lot of effort to let the fish understand the principle of "giving up their lives for righteousness", let them die in peace, then cut the radish, selected the sauce, and made it in secret. Satisfied, complacent.

(Secret system means that he doesn't remember to let go of anything after finishing it.)

Yan Luoqing stirred the soup with Zhao Xiaofu's chopsticks, "Tangjiao fish?"

"You can see that." Zhao Xiaofu felt like a primary school student waiting to be praised for the first time, he was blissful and full of anticipation.

Although there is only one dish, it is enough for two people to eat, and the person surnamed Yan happened not to order today.

Unexpectedly, Yan Luoqing's next action stunned Zhao Xiaofu.

I saw that stinky man throwing down his chopsticks with disgust on his face, picked up his mobile phone at home, and dialed: "Hello, Bi Taoyuan? I want a takeaway here..."

Zhao Xiaofu felt like an elementary school student who got a certificate for the first time and was waiting to be praised, only to be ridiculed by his parents: "Hey, how dare you use this labor award to show off, it's good enough for you!", full of heart The anticipation turned into a heart-stopping disappointment, and his face immediately collapsed.

Dinner was eaten quietly.It was eerily quiet.

Yan Luoqing was eating the takeaway she ordered.Zhao Xiaofu is eating radish and black fish soup that he made himself.

Yan Luoqing was in a good mood. Today, she was busy explaining and apologizing to her client MM who slammed the door yesterday. She tried her best to get her to agree to re-sign with great difficulty. She was hungry all day for this.

After eating for a long time, I felt something was wrong, and when I looked up, I saw Zhao Xiaofu gnawing rice with a bitter face, like a child who has been robbed.

"What's the matter, you really don't want to eat it?" This guy is crazy today, and he actually announced that he won't eat the takeaway he personally ordered.Strange, is it possible that the rooster is going to lay eggs today?

Based on Yan Luoqing's understanding of him, how could Zhao Xiaofu, who would usually snatch even half a sugar cane from him, let go of Bitaoyuan's fish-flavored shredded pork, secret elbow and lily lotus seed soup?

Zhao Xiaofu just shook his head gloomyly.

Yan Luoqing couldn't be bothered to talk to him.Really give you clothes, you don't wear them, just pull the turf as a quilt!

That pot of dark "fish soup" is disgusting to look at, and it is definitely a true warrior who dares to swallow it.Although I have known for a long time that it is impossible for Zhao Xiaofu to be able to make any kind of dishes at the level of three axes, and usually those takeaways are known without looking, but today's takeaways are too disgusting. Which restaurant will sell this? Stuff - a large black patch, really looks like some kind of animal excrement... Not to mention, it affects appetite.

This strange smell.So familiar, yet so strange.Yan Luoqing couldn't help thinking of the tragic experience when his elder sister forced him to eat the Tangjiao fish soup she made herself in his childhood.

That smell made him unforgettable, and the stench was still lingering in his stomach after eating for three days.Especially after having diarrhea for a whole week.Since then, I have never eaten Tangjiao again.

Today's smell is actually very similar to that of that year.

Yan Luoqing watched him swallow a piece of carrot that shone strangely gray without changing his expression, and his heart broke out in sweat.

Suddenly, Zhao Xiaofu poured more than half of the soup into his own bowl, mixed it with the rice, and then finished it in 30 seconds with the momentum of a hungry dog.

He didn't wipe it off after eating, but just grinned at Yan Luoqing with the mouthful of oil and rice grains: "It's delicious! It's been a long time since I've eaten something so delicious, do you want to try it?"

Yan Luoqing had to admit that his smile was a bit deformed... no, it was very deformed, frowning: "No."

"Tsk tsk, this taste should only be found in the sky, how many times can you taste it in the world. Come on, try it." Zhao Xiaofu said, with lightning speed, he scooped up a black piece of unknown origin for Yan Luoqing with a spoon. The lump was thrown towards his bowl.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Yan Luoqing avoided the disaster by moving the bowl in an instant, then turned her head and yelled at the perpetrator, "Go away!"

It's only strange if you can't die after eating that stuff.

In order to prevent Zhao Xiaofu from attacking continuously, he cleaned up the leftover rice and dropped the bowl, "Wash it clean, don't keep leaving me with two grains of rice! I don't agree with recycling here."

At this moment, an advertisement appeared on the TV: "XX brand dishwashing liquid, dishwashing liquid that can sing." In the advertisement, the shiny dishes and dishes were squeezed out of a high-pitched voice under the woman's hands.

"Well, what I want is that effect." Yan Luoqing glanced at the brand of dishwashing liquid admiringly, then went upstairs.