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"Is this what you said killed people?" Yan Luoqing stared angrily. He was hurriedly rushed here by a phone call early in the morning, only to see Qi Han huddled beside the flowers wearing a shirt and a pair of shorts in the corner of...

Qi Han didn't wear glasses, and the decorous elegance was gone, and he said pitifully with a ruffian face: "My wife drove me out in the middle of the night last night, if you don't come, I will catch the cold and die." die……"

It's almost June now, are you the only one who can catch the cold?Yan Luoqing glanced at him, "If your wife kicks you out, go find your wife. It's useless to call me here."

Qi Han said melancholy: "If my wife can make sense, can she drive me out like this?" After a pause, he remembered something, "Hey, I called you dozens of times last night. I did not answer?"

"I turned off the phone a long time ago." Yan Luoqing turned it on and off automatically.If I had known earlier, I should have set the start-up time later, so as not to be dragged here to deal with this kind of thing, and smiled, "What's wrong with your wife, premature ejaculation? Or..."

"You're just...! It's a long story, and I just sent a few text messages to my junior, she's too sensitive! I keep talking and talking, now it's dawn, hurry up and get me a pair of pants... ..."

It was almost 12 o'clock when Yan Luoqing helped him finish the mess, and then served as a sandwich biscuit between the two of them.

As soon as he entered the door, he found something was wrong. When he walked to the door of Zhao Xiaofu's room, he saw that no one was there...

When he turned around, he saw Zhao Xiaofu walking out of the bathroom as if nothing had happened, and then passed by as if he hadn't seen him.

……

Let's start to quarrel.

I knew it.Yan Luoqing grabbed him and said with a smirk, "Wake up?"

Zhao Xiaofu looked at him with sleepy eyes, "What are you doing?" His voice was hoarse like another person's.

"Why don't you get more sleep." Yan Luoqing tried to soften her tone, after all, some things made him somewhat wronged.

After hearing this sentence, Zhao Xiaofu's face changed as if he heard a curse, "I didn't cook today's breakfast, I need to be so eccentric. I don't feel well, I don't work today, so I ask for leave." Said Wan lay down on his bed and muttered, "I'm so sleepy."

... yin and yang strange? !Yan Luoqing couldn't help but laugh, this kid wouldn't listen to him say good things, right?

But having said that, isn't his reaction a little... how should I put it, a little too calm?

Could it be the calm before the storm?

Yan Luoqing walked over tentatively, "What's uncomfortable?"

Zhao Xiaofu didn't turn his head, "Skin allergies, diarrhea." His voice was really hoarse.

Yan Luoqing reached out to pick off his clothes, "Allergies?" Do you have any?He didn't look all right last night.Open the collar, except for the hickey mark left by myself, there is nothing unusual...

Can't help but ask, "Where is the allergy?"

Zhao Xiaofu pushed his hand away impatiently, "Didn't you see that big piece of red? It's all over the body."

Yan Luoqing froze, a large area of ​​red...?Could it be the hickey he was talking about?Immediately, I couldn't help laughing, "Who told you it was a skin allergy."

"The doctor at the community clinic said it." Zhao Xiaofu said.

quack.Yan Luoqing cursed secretly, doubting his overly calm reaction to her, suddenly a doubt flashed in her heart---could it be...? ? !

His face sank, "Where's the medical records? Show me them."

Time back to 2 hours ago.

9:47 pm.

The nth ray of sunlight finally shines through the window onto someone's ass.

Someone wakes up leisurely...

where is this?

Open your eyes and look around, the bed, the ceiling, the table...all look familiar.

...at home?

When I tried to sit up, I realized that my whole body was in excruciating pain, and my head felt like it was going to split open.

Rolling on the bed with my head in my arms, I slowly sorted out my memory---watched Song Yizhou's game, sang KTV, drank wine, and then...

forget.

Look now, it's bright day.

The fabled hangover?

Who sent me home... Ouch, my whole body hurts... I won't drink so much alcohol again... But it seems that I only drank half a bottle, how can I be so drunk...

Suddenly, he realized that he was wearing pajamas.

……Um? !

Who changed it for me...?

Who can be at home.Yan Luoqing's wickedly smiling face flashed through her mind.

A burst of goosebumps.

……impossible.

I must have changed it myself.

Thinking of this, I struggled to sit up on the bedside shelf ---

"Wow ah ah ah ah!!"

A scream came from the window, shaking the whole building.

Zhao Xiaofu lay down on the bed panting...

NND, why does my waist hurt like this?Like it's about to break.

After resting for a while, I tried to get up, sat up carefully and got out of bed.

I stepped on the ground, put on my shoes, stood up...but suddenly went limp, and fell to the floor like this!

Zhao Xiaofu was about to cry, damn it, the consequences of a hangover are so serious?

I should not be sick.Lie back on the bed again, Zhao Xiaofu had to think about the abnormality of his body.

The stomach is also very uncomfortable. After getting up, I have diarrhea several times... I feel weak.

Really sick.

"...!!!!" When changing out of his pajamas, Zhao Xiaofu reconfirmed his idea - what happened to these red spots on his hands?Look again, I have it on my body, on my legs... I rushed to the bathroom to look in the mirror, I even had it on my back!!!

My God, overnight, my whole body was covered with horrible red spots!!!

It's too scary, maybe I have some terminal illness...

Zhao Xiaofu didn't care too much, changed his clothes in a hurry, covered the red spots on his body, and hurried to the nearest clinic in the community.

"Doctor, what's wrong with me?" At this moment, Zhao Xiaofu's complexion was pale, fear was written between his brows and eyes, and the corners of his mouth were drawn into a straight line because of tension, especially in this hot day, when he was wearing layers of tight clothes, his voice was so soft. It was so hoarse that a few women sitting not far behind couldn't help but stare and whisper behind each other.

"Oh. It's just an allergy... Did you eat something yesterday?" The kind-looking old doctor with white temples looked like an experienced expert, lifted his collar and took a look, and said lightly .

"...I ate oranges, melon seeds, honeydew melons, seafood..." Zhao Xiaofu hurriedly told all about yesterday's food.

"That should be a seafood allergy. It's okay, just take some anti-allergy medicine." The doctor smiled Mimi.

Zhao Xiaofu's expression softened, "But besides allergies, I also have diarrhea. Are you really okay?"

"Cough, don't you just eat it up? Allergies and diarrhea are normal."

Zhao Xiaofu blushed, and lowered his voice, "Then, that, when you have diarrhea, you still have...blood streaks, could it be... some kind of cancer?"

The doctor was stunned, he held up the reading glasses on the bridge of his nose, and looked serious, "Oh? Blood in the stool... that might be troublesome. Is there a tingling sensation near the anus?"

Can't you keep your voice down when you say this kind of thing...Zhao Xiaofu glanced at the snickering women behind him, and said in a low voice, "...uuuuuuuuuuu."

The doctor frowned, "It's troublesome, young man, you don't pay attention to your diet and routine..."

"Ah?" Zhao Xiaofu's heart that had just let go hangs again, "I, I am serious?"

The doctor nodded, "Once you get this disease, it may be difficult to cure it, and it is easy to relapse. It is not easy to take medicine, and you may need surgery if it develops..."

Zhao Xiaofu felt his fingers trembling slightly, "What's wrong?"