Calculation rules for second-hand goods and second-hand forces

The next morning Zhao Xiaofu woke up and found that half box of foreign chocolates lying quietly on the dining table...

I was still wondering: Isn't the one surnamed Yan very precious, and it's still hidden in the cabinet.

In fact, the first time he opened the cabinet with Yan Luoqing's key was just by chance.

One day Yan Luoqing went out for some reason, and the key fell on the sofa. Zhao Xiaofu wanted to tinker with something while holding it.In the end, I fiddled with it on the bedside table.I thought there were some private documents inside, so I opened the small door with a voyeuristic heart...

I didn't expect there to be chocolate, coffee or something in it.

I was quite disdainful at the time.

But the chocolate is a foreign brand that I have never seen before. I tasted a piece and it was over. I was addicted.

It tastes really good!

Later, I went to several supermarkets but couldn't find this brand of chocolate, so I had to commit crimes and take risks...

Thinking about yesterday's oolong confession was so fucking embarrassing.

However, the person surnamed Yan can be regarded as conscientious, the three band-aids on his head are not in vain!

After breakfast, I received a call from Song Yizhou, to the effect that the online game they played had a PK competition, and there was also a match point here. Song Yizhou participated in the provincial finals, which will be held in the Science and Technology Center today, and asked him to go to the scene to cheer him up. .

In the game, I took a lot of other people's things for nothing, and I was still his apprentice. It seems that I can't go.

Zhao Xiaofu immediately grabbed three pieces of chocolate and ran along the route Song Yizhou said.

Sitting on the No. 11 bus, while chewing chocolate, I feel that this bus has a thin network of people...

No, there are actually four people sitting on a bus.

No wonder the driver brother saw him getting into the car and smiled so enthusiastically, so gently, so...

Far away, technology center technology center...

Gossip, don't sit by and stop.

Inadvertently glanced at the side street that was passing by quickly, and couldn't help but widen his eyes: Damn!

Nothing else, just a figure slowly swaying under a tree.

Although the man was wearing a beret, covered his pair of sunglasses, and wore a high-necked casual shirt that somewhat blocked his face, and the speed of the car reached the point where objects on the side of the road were slightly distorted, Zhao Xiaofu still recognized him at a glance with his sharp eyes. Out.

...Yan Luoqing? !

Why would he dress up like this?

Even though this guy usually dresses casually, he shouldn't be dressed like this, right?

How about playing detective?

Besides, when did he buy this hat, this pair of sunglasses, and this turtleneck shirt?I haven't seen it.

Just before I had time to think about this, the car had already turned a corner and turned to another road.

Zhao Xiaofu twisted his neck desperately to look back, but he could no longer see anyone.

It was still early to leave the game at the Science and Technology Center, and a group of people gathered around Song Yizhou to study tactics.

Song Yizhou was chatting enthusiastically with the group of people when he suddenly caught sight of Zhao Xiaofu and hurriedly greeted him: "Here, here!"

Zhao Xiaofu introduced Song Yizhou to those people in the past: "This is my apprentice."

The group of people stared at Zhao Xiaofu in unison:

"Oh, this is it."

"You and Mr. Song are also in District A?"

Song, Teacher Song? ! This kid is a teacher? ? ? ?Just kidding!

Song Yizhou didn't give him a chance to ask questions, and enthusiastically introduced Zhao Xiaofu one by one.

Zhao Xiaofu felt uncomfortable being surrounded by this large group of people. He didn't listen to the names Song Yizhou said, but he only remembered that there was one with dyed blond hair called "Maomao", and another one with fair hair called "Mao Mao" Xiao Qi".The former one is because the hair is too bright, and the latter one is because when he hears Xiao Qi, he thinks of Qi Han as an off-putting person, which makes him react a little to Qi Han now.

But that little Qi guy looks pretty good, Mimi smiles at everyone he sees.

The match started, Song Yizhou was simply a god of war, invincible, even surpassed five people, and those who supported Song Yizhou in the back didn't bother to watch the next game, because it was said that the opponents behind were no match for the five in front.

Zhao Xiaofu started to lose his mind when he heard that he didn't look at what was behind, and couldn't help but think of Yan Luoqing's body just now...

Strange things happen every day, especially today?

How could he be so happy just thinking of his stupid appearance?

Suddenly someone nearby said to him: "Mr. Song is a cow."

Zhao Xiaofu came back to his senses, saw that Song Yizhou had already knocked out another person, and nodded hurriedly: "Haha, that's it." Thinking of something, he asked: "Is he a teacher?" The ending sound was particularly high.

It was Xiao Qi who was talking to him, and his eyes widened bigger than Ling when he heard him ask: "You don't know?"

Zhao Xiaofu was stunned: "Really?" He can be a teacher just like him...?These are his students today?Damn, he would rather believe that Qi Han is a miracle doctor and Yan Luoqing is a good person.

Xiao Qi laughed: "It doesn't look like it, he just graduated this year and stayed at the school to teach. He is a national treasure in our psychology department."

Well, I understand, the people's teacher who throws pinhole cameras all over the ground to play peeping is probably at the panda level.

There was a burst of cheers over there, and Song Yizhou won again.

Today is the end of the competition, Song Yizhou won the provincial championship without any effort.

A group of people hugged Song Yizhou and yelled for him to treat him with the bonus he just received, but Song Yizhou dragged a dozen or so people into the KTV.

The foreman saw a group of young people yelling and drinking, thinking they were collecting protection fees, his expression changed, and he rushed forward, frowning, and said to Song Yizhou who was in charge, "Brother, which road is it?"

Song Yizhou pinched the corners of his brows, pretending to be serious: "We are on Ba Xue Dao." [Note: Ba Xue Dao is the street at the gate of L gate, a famous street. ]

"Ba Xuedao? Is it new? Our manager belongs to the Qinglong Club." The foreman didn't understand it, and said disdainfully.

Song Yizhou and the others looked at each other for a second, then burst into a group of laughs, leaning against the wall and supporting their waists.

After entering the box, the foreman asked someone to give them a case of beer, saying that it was a misunderstanding just now, and it was used as an apology.

As soon as the free beer was opened, everyone was HIGH. A dozen or so people were grabbing the microphones, shouting loudly, and the atmosphere was hot.

After an unknown period of time, almost everyone had sung it, and it became quiet for a while. Suddenly, someone asked, "Who hasn't sung? Who hasn't sung? Everyone, correct them!"

There was indeed one person who didn't sing.But he didn't dare to say anything.

Can Zhao Xiaofu speak? He hasn't paid attention to this aspect since he lost his memory. He listened to them for a long time when they sang there just now, and he only heard one conclusion: Damn, he doesn't have any impression of these so-called pop songs! Ask him to sing, Sing a yarn.

He was burying his head in the orange and pretending to be someone else, when suddenly a microphone was handed over to his orange, his forehead felt cold, and he looked up to see the yellow-haired man smiling brightly at him: "Haha, want to hide? No way! Those who came today have to lose their voices, yes No, tell everyone!"

"Yes!" Everyone said in unison.

Zhao Xiaofu said innocently: "I can't sing." This is the truth.If so, he would have left early.

Huang Mao said: "If you are told to sing, you will sing..."

Everyone: "It's not good to be twitchy!"

Zhao Xiaofu was depressed there: Damn, let people live, I said I can't, you have to force me to write and sing by myself?

Everyone thought he was shy, and encouraged him one after another:

"It's okay, it's okay, I can sing with my duck voice, what's so awkward about it?"

"Listen, I've already sung broken notes, it's really unreasonable for you not to sing."

"Gentlemen, dare to speak or not to sing?"

Zhao Xiaofu knows what it means to be fearful of words, he can bear to hear more than a dozen people gossiping! It seems that he can't do without singing.

After searching and racking my brains, I suddenly remembered that I listened to a song on TV yesterday and barely remembered the name, so I put down the orange and stood up: "Okay, I'll sing." You forced me to do this.

Everyone succeeded in forcing the palace, and put the microphone into his hand, "Go!"

Zhao Xiaofu searched there for a long time and actually found the song he wanted to sing.

As soon as the prelude was released, everyone didn't react: "Huh?"

Zhao Xiaofu has already tore his throat and sang: "One ~ flash ~ one ~ flash ~ bright ~ crystal ~ crystal..."

Everyone: "...!" - This... Could this be...

"Full~sky~all~is~~little--stars... OPQ, RST, UVWXYZ..."

Everyone: Sure enough! Isn't this the golden song of all kindergartens in childhood - "Little Star"?

This tune went...! I don't know if it was turned to Badaling or Sanxingdui. If he didn't pronounce the words clearly, I really can't be sure that this is the famous song.

Song Yizhou endured a little cramp in his face, Mao Mao was already dying, and he turned his back and leaned against Xiao Qi, his shoulders were shaking all the time...

A buddy laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist, and poked Xiao Qi, who had the most calm expression: "The back seems to be 'hanging in the sky to shine brightly, like the little eyes in the sky', how did it become OPQ?"

Xiao Qi explained with a smile: "Nowadays when children learn English, they just change words with the melody of Little Star."

The buddy suddenly realized: "He is quite up to date."

Oh, I forgot to mention that Zhao Xiaofu has already watched the screen and sang to the bliss, reaching the state of ecstasy. Of course, he will not notice that the people below are all laughing here and there, life would be better than death...

At the end of the song, everyone quickly suppressed their smiles, and went up to pat Zhao Xiaofu on the shoulder: "Brother, you sang well!"

Zhao Xiaofu feels okay about himself.Singing a song that I have only heard once in its entirety is considered talented enough.

Maomao hurriedly took over the microphone: "Next, I'm going to present a song for you---"Chrysanthemum Terrace"!"

"Good! Good!" The following cheered.The ear was treated like that just now, and now it needs to be cleaned up.

Zhao Xiaofu sat back and looked for the leftover half of the orange just now.

Suddenly found --- gone!

Isn't that right, he gnawed on the skin just now, and his saliva was all over it, who is so unhygienic?

Turning his head to look, he saw Song Yizhou peeling half an orange and slowly eating it... Seeing Zhao Xiaofu staring at the orange in his hand, he smiled, "I just took it from the table, do you want a slice?"

"Oh, no need no need."...It really is my half.Unable to bear to tell him this fact, Zhao Xiaofu had no choice but to grab another one from another table.Xiao Qi leaned over, "Come here, free beer, one bottle per person!"

Song Yizhou took a bottle, smiled, took the bottle opener and poured it directly into his mouth, killing half of the bottle immediately, "The wine is good, Xiaofu, why don't you drink it?" He helped him lift the cap of his bottle up.

Seeing that he drank so easily and happily, Zhao Xiaofu did his part, and poured the wine straight into his mouth, almost choking: Damn, it's so bitter! But seeing Song Yizhou looking at him encouragingly, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and drink half of it. bottle.

After Maomao sang Chrysanthemum Terrace, Xiao Qi also went up to offer his voice and sang "Ten Years", winning applause from the audience.

There was no one singing anymore, and Mao Mao appealed there: "Who will play another song for everyone? My voice is really hoarse."

Most of the people sang brokenly and lost their enthusiasm.

In a brief silence, someone suddenly climbed up and shouted: "I! I'm coming! Sing a song for everyone!"

More than a dozen surprised eyes focused on that person before being startled: Zhao, Zhao Xiaofu? !

I saw him jumping onto the tea table, blushing and dancing.

Xiao Qi said to Mao Mao: "It's over, he's drunk."

While talking, Zhao Xiaofu had already jumped off the coffee table, rushed to the two of them and snatched the microphone, howled dryly: "One~flash~one~blink~bright~jingjing, full~sky~all~is~little~star..."

Everyone was petrified.

During this period, Xiao Qi and Maomao took turns to persuade him: "Xiaofu, you are drunk, take a good rest, ah."

As a result, Zhao Xiaofu was furious: "You guys, you look down on me!"

"No, no, it's because I'm afraid you will be tired."

"Then sing for me! I, I want to, everyone, sing... (sing) one~flash~one~flash~bright~jingjing..."

Everyone wailed.

After more than two hours of tossing, Zhao Xiaofu finally got tired of singing and stopped for a while, and the time was past 9 o'clock in the evening.Everyone just broke up.

Song Yizhou dragged Zhao Xiaofu, who was singing Little Star in a low voice, out of the KTV, and laughed while dragging: "It's been so long, the half bottle of wine hasn't gone down yet?"

I took a taxi and the driver asked where to go.

Song Yizhou patted Zhao Xiaofu's flushed cheeks: "Your home or mine?"

Zhao Xiaofu seemed a little sober all of a sudden, and shouted: "I, I want to go home!"

Song Yizhou was taken aback by his sudden call, and hurriedly said, "OK, OK, go back to your home. Where is your home?"

Zhao Xiaofu stared at him blankly: "My house...my house...where is my house?"

Song Yizhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Why don't you go to my house first."

"I want to go home!" cried again.

"...Forget it." Song Yizhou reached out for his cell phone and asked his friend?When I looked at the contact person, I was surprised. There were only two numbers there, one was my own, and the other..."Crazy"?

Probably his family.

After dialing it, it took a long time before someone answered impatiently: "Hey, what are you doing again?" A clear baritone voice.

I was stunned for a while, "Oh, no, I'm his friend, he's drunk, and I'm about to send him home, where is his home?"

"...drunk?" The man seemed a little surprised, but he still told him his address.

After hanging up the phone, Song Yizhou told the driver who had been waiting for a long time, "Uh, go to No. 39, Anyang Community, Xinghua Road..."

Zhao Xiaofu, who was already asleep, suddenly yelled: "My house is not on Xinghua Road!"

The car had already started, and the driver glanced at them both helplessly: "Where the hell is it?"

Zhao Xiaofu said bewilderedly: "My house... my house... is... Chaoyang Road... Chaoyang..."

Song Yizhou chuckled, there is no Chaoyang Road in City A!Winking at the driver, he said to Zhao Xiaofu, "Oh, yes, Chaoyang Road, Chaoyang Road."