The most miserable host of Kuai Chuan is none other than me

Lu Weiyang regretted it.

He opened his eyes, feeling the soreness of the sun piercing his eyelids.His whole body seemed to be run over by a big truck, and he was pulled back by someone who was almost smashed to pieces.

Only he understands...

Jiang Ge pushed open the door and watched the person on the bed sit up with difficulty.He walked over quickly, helped him up, and graciously stuffed a pillow behind him.

The smell of millet porridge spread into Lu Weiyang's nose, he slept until noon, without a single drop of water or rice.

Already hungry, he raised his eyelids, ignoring the steaming bowl of porridge, and didn't see the little guy behind Jiang Ge.

He even felt a little bit unaccustomed to being wrong, "Where's your son?"

"Today is Monday, our son is going to kindergarten." Jiang Ge looked at his open neckline, red earlobes, and lowered his head again.

He really wanted to prostitute himself in the daytime, but Lu Weiyang definitely wouldn't cooperate.

He almost tortured people to death last night, but he couldn't help it, who made Lu Weiyang so recruiting.

Lu Weiyang didn't have time to study the crime he committed last night, so with a sullen face, he said righteously: "No, how can he go to kindergarten?"

"...Our son has reached the age of school." Jiang Ge picked up the bowl, carefully scooped a spoonful of porridge, and brought it to his mouth.

Looks like an old couple,

He had to eat as much food as he wanted, Lu Weiyang always ordered takeaway when he woke up at this hour, and it was the first time he ate light millet porridge.

The aunt at home also cooks delicious food. He was rebellious at that time, always fighting against his mother. When he got up in the morning, the pot had already been cleaned up by the servant.

Without the slightest bluntness, he swallowed the spoonful of porridge in one gulp, and his expression became serious again after swallowing.

Then he asked coldly: "But my son is not as tall as a carrot, so he won't be bullied at school, right?"

"Shouldn't there be such a thing in Dingding Kindergarten?" Jiang Ge took advantage of his distraction to feed him a few more mouthfuls.

On the one hand, it is to gag his mouth, and on the other hand, it is to let him eat something.

Jiang Ge raised his wrist and looked at the diamond watch, "I'm going to the company later, there is a very important contract, I can't go, there are some fried eggs in the microwave for you to eat."

He quickly poured thick millet porridge into Lu Weiyang's mouth.

Lu Weiyang didn't speak, and didn't turn his head away decisively.

That should not be angry, or have any dissatisfaction with his arrangement.Jiang Ge breathed a sigh of relief, and fed the last bite into his mouth.

"...If you have any questions, you can ask me? I may come back very late today."

Jiang Ge asked tentatively, and by the way, first reported the itinerary for tonight.The implication is to tell Lu Weiyang not to wait for him, but to sleep first.

Before Lu Weiyang woke up in the morning, the furniture city had already shipped things over.

The rose in the small garden was going to the outskirts to purchase, so he picked up Xiao Q Bao at night and went to have a look secretly.

Everything is going smooth.

"Well, I still think that my son is too young after all, do you think the strong mother has hired a private teacher..." Lu Weiyang scratched his ears, he was really worried.

At school, he couldn't see or touch.

His son looks like the flower of the future of the motherland, if he fell in love early, what should he do?

"No!" Jiang Ge stood up, he had already done his hairstyle.

Talking about business is not acting. Jiang Ge pays attention to his appearance on different occasions and pulls all his hair back.The standard possum, like the businessmen fighting in the business field, is cold-blooded and ruthless.

"Why not!" Lu Weiyang sat up straight, his waist felt like an electric shock, the pain made him doubt his life.

Jiang Ge never explained much on this kind of issue.

Their children are not bred by modern artificial intelligence to reproduce.They were actually born in the parallel world, the flesh that fell from Lu Weiyang's body.

"I'll go to work first, you work hard at home! The manuscript can't be delayed any longer!"

Jiang Ge always knew how to divert his attention.

Young Master Lu also has a job.However, his patron has a bad temper, and would come to urge the manuscript every time the appointed time was not reached.

Lu Weiyang thought for a while, lifted the quilt and picked his round toenails, and looked at Jiang Ge's back expectantly: "Ah, yes, damn it! Don't go and bring me my iPad. I'll give it to Jin today." The master ticks the line!"

This is to play in the system again, and to rekindle with his ex-boyfriend, so naturally he is ignoring his lovely benefactor.

After boarding the trumpet, the information notification tone will be ringing non-stop, killing people in a row.

Xixi doesn't eat coriander: Did you spend the picture I asked you to draw?Show me the line draft.

Funder: This time, help me change to a Q picture, and the story outline has been sent to you.

……

Lu Weiyang saw that the last message he replied was nine days ago, and he didn't dare to read the remaining reminder messages.

His fingers paused for two seconds on the screen, and he darted downwards. He carefully looked at each item, did he make any new requests?

Unfortunately not.

The girl actually sent 500 swear words against him without repeating the same thing. It is estimated that he is online, and this will be upgraded to voice again.

Lu Weiyang didn't dare to answer, and quickly tapped his fingers on the keyboard, "WOL"

Britney: My husband is dead!

Xixi doesn't eat coriander: Make up and make up, you told me you were a man!

"Fuck!" Lu Weiyang looked at the conversation on the screen and almost vomited blood.

He was too flustered just now, worried that he would lose his job.After his parents were gone, Jiang Ge brought his mistress into the house, and he could only disappear pitifully.

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If the girl labels him maliciously dragging the manuscript, the girl's fans will definitely attack him.

... He, a small [-]th-line painter, just had a bright future, Lu Weiyang's input method remembered that sentence.

He was too scared just now...

Britney: What age is this? Daddy, you still engage in sexism?

Xixi doesn't eat coriander: Don't beat me up here, I'll give you the last two days.If you can't draw it, wait for the lawyer's letter.

OK.Lu Weiyang was sweating coldly, he couldn't draw at all for two days, everyone is a realist and doesn't do anything harmful to himself.

"Hey, brother. Do you have time tonight? Bring your son out!" Lu Weiyang held the phone, resting his forehead with one hand, the back of his hand was burning hot.

He Gu asked vigilantly, "Yangyang, do you have a cold?"

"Why take my son out? Don't think too much, my son is still young, so his sexual orientation should be quite normal..."

Lu Weiyang interrupted his filthy thoughts, angrily said, "No, I'm in trouble, this time you won't help me estimate the suspense."

"Fuck! Don't ask me for things that your parents can't even settle."

Why are you so nervous.

Lu Weiyang sighed, and heard a bang on his head, and the howling wind.Resignedly, he pulled on his shoes and went to sit in front of the desktop computer at home.

Explain clearly word for word.

He heard a slow hum on the other end, but he didn't seem to say anything.The wind on the balcony did not blow away his words.

"Sir, Mr. Li asked you how to wash the clothes in the washing machine?"

The old and cold voice reached Lu Weiyang's ears through the phone screen at the speed of light. He touched the back of the phone, hung up his glasses and cleared his throat.

The other end obviously didn't intend to let him relieve this weird embarrassment, "If you want to know, I'll wait for you at Dingding Kindergarten this afternoon."

He Gu lowered his head, squinted his eyes and looked at the dim lighthouse in the distance, which was so abrupt in this foggy Beijing city, "Wait a minute, I... will go wash."

"Then I hope that Mr. Li can tidy up Mr. Li's room before he and his lover come back." The maid gave him a dignified bow after finishing speaking.

But there was no awe in his tone and eyes.

Lu Weiyang sat on the bay window, looking at the empty small flower garden, his head seemed to be washed in the washing machine, it was empty and empty, and a lot of it was added.

He is not very good at drawing Q pictures, but he is still sad and cute. Compared with serious hook lines and coloring, he seems to know nothing about those round things.

After looking up the excellent paintings in the past, and Xiaotiaomanga, his eyes were dry and sour, and he couldn't think of a story outline in his mind.

Maruko: Big, when will your Weibo be updated?

Lu Weiyang was helpless.

Of the two options of going out and social death, he still chose to go out.

Dingding Kindergarten is the most aristocratic kindergarten in the city, and the next door has already closed, Lu Weiyang raised his hand and glanced at his watch.

"Hey, little brother, is this your first time picking up a child?" The muscular man next to him smiled at him thoughtlessly.

Lu Weiyang adjusted his glasses, nodded with a smile, and hid there.

No matter where the parents are, they stand eagerly at the door as soon as school is over.

They are okay here, they all keep a certain distance from the school gate.

There were only a few aunts dressed like housekeepers at the school gate, Lu Weiyang's legs were numb at the station, and he didn't drive when he went out today.

"Brother, is it your first time to come to this kind of foreign-style school?" The brainless muscular man chased after him, Lu Weiyang gave him a sideways glance, and raised his wrist to look at his watch.

With just a sideways glance, the brainless muscular man seemed to have received great encouragement, "I heard that the parents of the children in this school are all bosses!"

"..." Lu Weiyang took off his watch and put on his earphones.

"Brother, why don't you listen to people anymore? It's still early. You take off the earphones and let's talk for a while. Why do you want to do housekeeping?"

Lu Weiyang opened his eyes, thinking in his heart that I am a housekeeper?

"The kids here are very good. The one in our family signed up for eight classes. I guess it will be after seven o'clock. What about you?"

The enthusiasm of a man is not so easy to extinguish.

Kindergarten has eight homework?Lu Weiyang didn't believe it, two children in taekwondo uniforms ran over to the door, escorted by their teacher, rattled over.

"goodbye teacher."

"Bo Anyu, see you tomorrow!"

The two tired and sweaty children walked up to their aunt, turned around and got into a luxury car.

"Hey, did you see it? It's that sports car. Huh, I want it even in my dreams."

The brainless and muscular man weakly made the motion of biting the handkerchief.

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