The most miserable host of Kuai Chuan is none other than me

"But your family is really rich enough to buy this place." Zuo Chong stood up and took out the Coke from the microwave.

Lu Weiyang rolled his eyes, and instead of rushing to answer his first question, he roared, "You idiot, who told you to use my microwave oven to heat Coke!"

"Damn it, how much is the microwave? It can make you shout like this." Zuo Chong put the warm and bubbling Coke in front of Jin Huan, and couldn't help but click his tongue when he saw the perfect microwave.

Lu Weiyang was sitting on the recliner, and when he walked forward, he was tripped by the chair, and shouted: "I waited for a long time on Pinduoduo, don't overdo it!"

As soon as these words came out, the two people who were still talking fell silent.Someone covered his mouth and coughed dryly, and the matter was considered over.

Lu Weiyang's anger was also successfully transferred from when they brought Jiang Gelai to Zuo Chong used his microwave oven, which was just a small boxy box that looked very cheap.

He really wanted to complain, but he held back in this situation.

"Knock knock knock."

The crisp knock on the door passed through two pots of roses in the yard and hit Lu Weiyang's eardrums, "Hiss, what the hell, my ears hurt so much." He shrugged his shoulders suddenly, covered his ears, and exhaled in pain. Voice.

"Lu, Lu Weiyang..." Zuo Chong turned his head, pale in astonishment, his fingertips trembling.

There was a knock on the door, like death.

"What's the matter?" There was a coolness on the back of Lu Weiyang's neck, he smelled the fragrance in the air, and approached the edge of the fragrance in a mysterious way.

Zuo Chong watched the stunned Lu Weiyang approaching Jiang Ge step by step, as if he was drunk and couldn't see the face clearly.

He swiftly held back Lu Weiyang's tendency to burrow into Jiang Ge's arms, and asked in a daze, "You can't be playing tricks on him, can you?"

"Let's see who is knocking on the door first."

There were three long knocks on the door and two short knocks, which were extremely terrifying under the pale moonlight.Jin Huan's proposal made sense, but no one stepped forward.

"Seeing how cowardly you are, maybe the young lady who served Lu Weiyang has returned."

As Jin Huan said, holding the baby with one hand, he moved his legs quickly.As soon as the baffle on the door is removed, the small wind blows the door open quickly.

With a creak, the light from the street lamp shone in a little bit along the crack of the door.

Two figures cuddled together, with their backs facing the light, their faces could not be seen clearly, their eyeballs were very black like an endless abyss.

"Who are you looking for?"

A small whirlwind blew past, and the person standing in front spread his arms to protect him behind him.

What he said was so cold that the ice shards fell off, Jin Huan hugged the child and turned his head, his eyes passed Zuo Chong's side and fell on the two weird people.

Why do you say they are weird?The road down the mountain is rotten like that.

Those two people were barefoot, but the skin on their feet was intact, completely different from their rough skin, like polished hibiscus stones.

...It's not normal to stand barefoot and in tattered clothes at the door of someone's house for a while, with your head hanging down and not saying a word.

"Lu Weiyang!"

Before the two people answered at the door, the peach tree branch in front of the door split first, and Jiang Ge's roar could be said to be ear-piercing.

Jin Huan immediately turned his head when he heard the sound, and Lu Weiyang fell to the ground. He turned his head, patted Zuo Chong on the shoulder and said, "Zuo Chong, close the door!"

"Boom!" Zuo Chong's reaction was quite quick, and when they turned their heads, an incomparably dazzling light suddenly burst out in the yard.

The powerful airflow forms a huge vortex in the yard like fireworks blooming, bumping around like headless flies.And above it, the man's body lay flat and floated up.

Lying flat in the air, he is like a sculpture being observed.The tail behind him is really eye-catching, Jin Huan was the first to notice it, pointed and asked, "Jiang Ge, look at me, your wife has grown a tail."

"Not only the tail, but also the ears." Zuo Chong stretched out his arms to protect the staring child.

The child's facial expression was not much, and his wide eyes at this moment already showed his surprise. Jin Huan's arms were a little sore from hugging all the way, and he looked at the fantastic scene in the yard with shrugged eyelids.

If the time was two months ago, this would be completely normal.It is normal in the system, no matter how surprising the picture is, it is a picture written one by one, and they will think it is normal.

But this is in the normal world, Lu Weiyang flies so high, falling down is the most real pain.

"...Yang." The boy with dark eyes at the door stuck a name out of his throat expressionlessly.

Everyone's attention was on Lu Weiyang, and the only people who heard him speak were the weeds beside him.

His pupils returned to focus little by little, and he was startled suddenly, where is he?

Why Lu Weiyang was in mid-air, a series of doubts of course could not be answered.That person stood in front of the group of white aurora, he was not as arrogant as usual.

With red eye circles, looking at the person rising into the sky, clapping his hands, as if talking about something in his mouth.A low-key luxury watch with a little light in the night.

"Is it Jiang Ge?" Wang Erhu thumped his head, looking at the steps under his feet.

The light in his eyes changed rapidly.

After waiting for a while, the lights were completely dimmed, and the lights around Lu Weiyang also completely disappeared, falling down gently.

Jiang Ge stepped forward to hug him, but Lu Weiyang rolled his eyes.He jumped up and stood up, stretched out a hand to stop Jiang Ge from approaching, and asked coldly, "What kind of Gu did you put on me!"

"The conscience of heaven and earth, how could it be a Gu, even if it is poisoned, it is impossible for you to rise into the sky." Jin Huan blocked Jiang Ge who was in a daze.

I was afraid that he would be overly emotional, pick up a big knife and cut the mess quickly, and stab the boss to death in one fell swoop.

"Who is the person at the door?"

With a loud shout, Zuo Chong felt that this place was too evil, and was about to call the police just now, but the phone had no signal.

The eyes of the four people looked out of the door in unison.

The old man still has to listen to what he says, for example, to avoid evil spirits, he needs to place a peach branch at the door, but now the peach branch is broken.

The strange man broke as soon as he appeared.

"How did you become a person?"

"I remember that there were obviously two people just now."

Jin Huan muttered in a low voice, but the three people who were in a tense state didn't hear it at all, and stared at the man at the door in unison.

"It's like this, I'm lost." Wang Erhu lied for the first time in his life.

What happened tonight was so strange, a legend emerged in his mind...

"Hey, aren't you that Wang Erhu?" Lu Weiyang pointed at him.

Then she tapped her lips with her fingers, and by the moonlight she could clearly see the man's eyebrows and eyes.

"What about Wang Erhu, Wang Sanhu? Lu Weiyang, don't go crazy!" Zuo Chong saw how he put down his guard in seconds, and dragged him back with hatred.

"This is my classmate, I had a crush on him before...

Lu Weiyang broke free from his shackles, and raised his chin to say hello to Wang Erhu, "Hey Hu, long time no see. Have you found a girlfriend with a thin waist and long legs?"

"Ah—" Wang Erhu dragged his voice out, trying to escape his gaze.

They knew each other early in the morning, Lu Weiyang believed in a million people that he was lost.

At that time, Wang Erhu was the most indifferent boy in their class.Lu Weiyang has a face that can take all men and women, but he has never been able to shake this iceberg.

Later, he took aim at a new target.

It's not like liking it, it's just that it's fun to like such a cold person.

"I found it." Wang Erhu walked out of the night, his clothes still covered with the cold outside.

Jin Huan didn't want to stay where he was when he met his ex while shopping, so he grabbed Zuo Chong's ear and walked to the guest room, "Let's go back to sleep first."

None of the three spoke.

Wang Erhu had always been taciturn, but now Jiang Ge was sitting on a chair, staring at an empty seat motionless as if his buttocks were pinned.

"Compared to Wang Erhu, this one is more like a bewitched." Lu Weiyang blinked, and stuffed a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake into his mouth.

It was swallowed in one gulp.

"Yangyang, listen to my advice, you guys should go down the mountain as soon as possible. The Nanshan Mountain is also very dangerous." Wang Erhu anxiously told what he saw.

The faint fox smell in the air made him dizzy.He almost fell and fell at Lu Weiyang's feet.

Jiang Ge quickly grabbed him with his hands, and the frosty coolness between his brows made Wang Erhu unable to say thank you.

Lu Weiyang chewed the dry sweet-scented osmanthus cake in his mouth unhurriedly, the sweet but not greasy touch hit his small taste buds.

He slowly stuck out his tongue, rolled the scum around his mouth into his mouth, and asked naively: "What's the big deal? Don't just curse people just because you are the descendant, okay?"

Wang Erhu knew it well, he really knew the danger of this place, so he began to persuade him earnestly: "Did your parents build a statue for you? Yangyang, your ears are exposed, you still think there is no problem here Is it?"

"It's been so many years, and I still don't understand style at all." After saying a word, Lu Weiyang yawned slowly, and went back to his room to sleep.

The servant who heard the sound of the night did not dare to delay after hearing Mr. Jiang's explanation.Immediately guide Wang Erhu and bring him back to his room.

The courtyard was as silent as water again.

……

In the ancient-style room, the man hooked his fingers and the little green snake hiding in the dark slithered to the man's wrist and turned into a green rope.

Wrapped around the man's porcelain white wrist, showing green fluorescence, the charming young voice came intermittently from another time and space, "I'm not saying, brother, you are too stupid, if you make a system, someone will like you ?"

Following the excited tone of the green rope, the man's wrist was also strangled, and he tore off the green rope that was attached to his wrist.

That piece of rope turned into a snake again, its whole body was translucent, like polished jade.

"I don't care if I do the system or not. Why are you entangled again? Your smell will stick to me, and that Wang Erhu has already smelled it."

Jiang Ge tied the cute little snake into a knot in disgust, and threw it out the window with a whoosh.

"You still despise me, the old fox smells like a fox." The little snake was so angry that it spit out a scarlet long snake letter and coiled it on the wide window sill.

The abnormal movement in front of the rockery outside the house and in the grass nest made everyone startled.

Someone was eavesdropping in the corner, and the little snake crawled into the gap and found a burly man lying on the lawn, thinking that others could not see him.

Creeping there, moving little by little towards their window.

"I want to laugh haha." The little snake couldn't hold back, if he hadn't been sealed by the damn space manager, he would be a suave young man.

Thinking of this, he felt uncomfortable, turned around and cursed at the person lying on the bed, "I said Immortal White Fox, almost finished training, let's go back to Qingqiu."

"Hush." ​​Jiang Ge made a booing motion.

Those big hands climbed up to their window, and their translucent eyes looked like two 360-degree cameras with no dead ends in the dark night.

"Fuck! It hurts." Wang Erhu groaned in pain, and ran away quickly.

The fox smell he smelled came from this man.Looking at the way this man stalks Lu Weiyang, he doesn't look like a good person either.

"Don't be the zongzi crawling out of the ground." He rubbed the wound on his hand.

Then in the night, he could see the snake's appearance clearly, it didn't look like it was poisonous.He felt relieved when there was no blackness around the wound.

The biggest thing arranged by God.

God actually arranged for him and Lu Weiyang to meet again, which means...

It means that this time, Lu Weiyang encountered a hurdle that he couldn't escape.They met each other unexpectedly, he must protect Lu Weiyang well.

The little snake stood on the window sill, listening to the new voice not far away. "噗嗤" let out a laugh, combined with the picture he saw with the sky eye:

The man named Wang Erhu walked up and down the room with his head down, and he sighed after a while.

The worry is why Lu Weiyang didn't listen to him and leave this place of right and wrong.

After a while, his eyes became firm again, and the hands hanging on both sides suddenly clenched into fists, and he raised his head, with a fierce look in his eyes.

Charming.

"Wipe your saliva, and you came to me, we have three chapters." Jiang Ge suddenly moved behind him quietly, neatly dressed, not even a mess of hair.

"Shangxian, I'm already so pitiful. I can only drag this snake body, do you still want to abandon me?" The little snake shook its round and sloppy head, looking pitiful and begging to be petted.

Jiang Ge was shocked, he was not shocked by the cuteness or pity of the little snake.

He saw a figure running into the depths of the twilight, and someone was hiding at the base of the wall to eavesdrop. Was that thin figure Jin Huan?

Lu Weiyang never sleeps at night.

At the critical moment when the system collapsed, he instilled a certain part of his own energy into Lu Weiyang's body.

"What you did to him was really too much. Only the lowest animals in our place can melt their own bones." The little snake turned his head, and he knew who the person who ran past just now was.

"Don't interrupt me!" Jiang Ge skillfully picked up the weak little snake.

The cold tone began to issue the judgment: "First, don't reveal yourself in front of Lu Weiyang."

"Secondly, don't reveal your identity when the time-space manager appears. Otherwise, I will be implicated, and I will ask you to look good when I go back."

"Third, I already like life here, so I won't go back with you."