The most miserable host of Kuai Chuan is none other than me

Jiang Ge's efficiency is quite fast, and his cousin just disappeared into this world, as if he had never been here.

The eye-catching black line on the wrist spread along the blood vessels and finally pulled away, turning into a cloud of black air that was blown away by the breeze blowing in front of you.

He was in a fluctuating mood, and the stone that weighed on his heart finally fell, but there was no joy of relief in his heart.

On the contrary, he was confused, his mind was blank, he looked at the white test paper in front of him, poked the tip of his nose with his index finger and began to write seriously.

Jiang Ge, who was waiting in the examination room, was wearing a dark green peaked cap, and he picked up a monster nest on the way.There was also a Band-Aid on his face.

There are a lot of parents waiting in the examination room, and the crowd looks like they did back then.

Lu Weiyang's grades in science were not very good, so he bit the bullet and chose science classes for him.

The two were in the same test center, and after each test, he stood in the most conspicuous place and waited for Lu Weiyang.Lu Weiyang has many friends, so he hardly pays attention to him.

"Jiang Ge, you bastard. Where did you hide my little teacher!"

A white sneaker flying across the sky and Master Song Yuan, who automatically ignored the warning sign forbidding noise, appeared in front of Jiang Ge together.

The parents waiting for their children to come out held umbrellas and stayed away from them.

"Jiang Ge, where did you get my little teacher?" Song Yuan cocked his lips, sitting in the extended version of the interstellar car, and there were fruits and melon seeds on the small table in front of him.

Jiang Gelai ignored him and took two steps forward. He lost the person he liked, and in the end he wanted to take his anger out on others.

"Let me tell you, don't think that this matter can be solved if you don't speak. I want you to look good when your little daughter-in-law comes out!"

The exam is over.

When the bell rang, Lu Weiyang drew the last punctuation mark and followed a few people with messy hair, walking forward aimlessly.

What is he doing here?he thinks.

The answer is of course not to experience life, so why did he take the college entrance examination and start stories after stories with people like Jiang Ge.

[The system mode has been changed, you go out to do a multiple-choice question? 】

multiple choice?Lu Weiyang's heart trembled suddenly, and his foot almost missed.

[The options are as follows A. Tell Jiang Ge that the baby is very hungry and wants to have a meal. B. The baby is very serious in the exam, so we should praise the cute baby. C. Hid in Jiang Ge's arms, pretending to be a little bird, and said, the baby is hungry. 】

"Damn it!" Lu Weiyang's eyes tightened.

What are these options? Is it really good to say such nasty words in public?

"Song Yuan, get the hell out of here, don't pretend to be a fucking infatuation here." Han Yu, who came late, was not easy to mess with.

There are six medals hanging on the dead leaf green military uniform, which is the highest honor in the ABO world.She combed her hair back and had a mole on the bridge of her nose.

There is no tenderness in his eyes, the bulging veins on the back of his hands set off the anger in his heart, and the people standing beside him are not the same as Han Yu's painting style.

The man clenched his hands into fists weakly, covered his mouth and coughed, and his face was pale. If it wasn't for the Colonel Han Yu's coat, he would have been bullied.

"Han Yu, what does the matter between us have to do with you?" Song Yuan sat in the car and spoke without restraint.

Being able to drive people away at any time, it is more important for him to show off his tongue in front of people like Han Yu than to find a little teacher.

"What do you mean it's none of my business?" Han Yu always put his arms around that person, which surprised Song Yuan.

It's not a quarrel at all, it's just watching the dog Han Yuxiu's affection.Song Yuan cursed in his heart, wishing the dog couple Xiu Enai a quick death.

He patted the fender on the car, telling the driver to leave quickly.

"This..." Lu Weiyang scratched the back of his head, the scene was no longer chaotic.

Except for the trembling security guard holding a stick at the door, only Jiang Ge was left watching the entrance while blocking the sun with his hands.

There is also a man wrapped in a coat, holding his forehead and looking at a cursing man, shaking his head sadly.

All other vehicles waiting for the students will lean on the side of the road.

"What's the situation?" Lu Weiyang scolded the parents here for not being responsible enough, they even stood in the sunshade area with umbrellas and whispered to each other for the students' college entrance examination.

While welcoming the punishment from the system, [OOC warning!If you say something without following the line option, 50 will be deducted from the B box. 】

"No way." Lu Weiyang said he was smart this time, biting his lips to keep from making a sound.

The footsteps also slowed down. It was really hard for him to say such embarrassing words.

"Yangyang, Dad is here. You walk faster. Dad will take you to dinner." The man wrapped in a coat turned out to be Jiang Zhi, and Lu Weiyang raised his eyelids in shock.

Just in case, he tightened his mouth and tiptoed out of the school gate.

"Huh." The moment he stepped out of the school gate, he seemed to hear the security guard relieved.

In the eyes of others, it is estimated that their family is crazy.

"How did you do in the exam?" Jiang Zhi lost a lot of weight, and the ill-fitting coat was put on him like a quilt on a bamboo pole.

Lu Weiyang's nose was sore, he opened his mouth and immediately stopped the car, froze in place, breathing in the wind with his mouth open.

"Baby, what's wrong with you, son. Is it blown by the wind?" Jiang Zhi pinched his face anxiously, and murmured, "I don't really think about it, is it a stroke?"

"Father-in-law, it's not good for us to stand at the gate of the school. It will cause unnecessary crowding, so let's get in the car first." Jiang Ge handled the matter in a dignified manner.

I don't know who the person who caused unnecessary crowding is, this will pretend to be a good person here, Lu Weiyang thought to himself.

"That's right." Jiang Zhi had a bit of self-blame in his eyes, and he licked his chapped lips absently.

He ran out secretly today without driving.He knew that when he turned around, he could see Han Yu's bodyguards parked by the side of the road.

Looking at the red mark on his wrist, he was a little stunned, where is his home?

Lu Weiyang couldn't speak, Jiang Ge took the lead to break the silence.

"I think you are in a hurry to come today, why don't you take our car, my father-in-law and Yang Yang haven't seen each other for a long time."

The college entrance examination is also a big event for All StarCraft. The hotel on the street where they are located is fully booked, and the nearby restaurants are full of seats.

Poor worms who want to go home and sleep for a while after the college entrance examination have to accompany them around the four lanes.

The driver tensed up, his hands on the steering wheel.Jiang Zhi's father and Han Yu sat in the middle.

Lu Weiyang put his hands in his pockets, the snowflakes outside the window flew up and hit the glass, the weather here made him amazed.

If this weather change happened in the real world, it would be either an environmental crisis or the end of the world.

People who farm the land will also have no harvest.

"Lu Weiyang, have you seen that infatuated son of the Song family?" Jiang Ge hugged Lu Weiyang who was still in a daze, and said close to his ear.

The two hugged each other through the cloth, Lu Weiyang shrunk his neck, and slipped into his arms, his hair rubbing against the man's smooth lips.

Mischievous strands of hair danced on the throat branded with roses, tickling the heart of the man who scratched it.

He picked Lu Weiyang up, just to see that there is enough space in the car.After Lu Wei came out, he had a cold face, and he was in a daze and didn't listen to people's words until he put it in his arms.

Unexpectedly, Lu Weiyang dared to bully him in front of his father-in-law, and he could not deal with it by himself.

"Baby is hungry. There's a meat kebab shop at the intersection ahead, and a chicken wishbone next door. Tell the driver to stop." Lu Weiyang added words to himself, and carefully stared at the backs of the two heads.

He was so hungry that he still had to watch overlords who didn't eat roadside stalls, looking for five-star restaurants in slums.

Isn't this picking bones in an egg and finding stones in cotton?

Jiang Ge automatically blocked the words behind him, as if he only heard the first four words, and asked instead: "Baby is hungry, what should I eat?"

In the winding alley, the car turned to the two small cars parked on the side of the road, and it only took a second to speed up and drive past.

Lu Weiyang gritted his teeth in hatred as he watched the passing stalls, and roared in his heart: "Bastard."

He had made such a humble request, even sitting on Jiang Ge's lap and begging him to no avail.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Ge touched the shadow of his eyelashes, not understanding why he was suddenly angry.

[The host please keep calm, we will automatically block out the unnecessary clips if you say it. 】

"What do you mean you shouldn't have it? I refuted two requests and asked for it, so I shouldn't have it?"

Destroy it, Lu Weiyang is really tired.

At the dinner table, four people sat in a crowded booth.Han Yu took the toilet paper and wiped it again and again before sitting down reluctantly, and thoughtfully spread Jiang Zhi's coat on the chair.

Jiang Zhi had a strange expression, he frowned first, then smiled again.The creases at the corners of the eyes were revealed, and she sat down next to Han Yu.

"Dad, how are you lately?"

Before Lu Weiyang could speak, he was cut off by the man: "I heard that the infatuated son of the Song family likes your former little teacher."

Han Yu sneered, took the chopsticks and put them in a bowl and scalded them with boiling water, "It's just that you cry so hard that he's an idiot."

"Is the little teacher missing?" Lu Weiyang has learned the skill, but he hasn't forgotten the master yet.

When he saw the little teacher's glasses in the trash can that day, he felt that something was wrong, so he asked his helper to see it.

Should be able to know the result tonight.

But why hasn't Jin Huan contacted him yet?

……

"Fuck, he's quite advanced. Is this really my dead cousin?" The boy in the modified school uniform stood up and took two shots on the screen in overjoyed.

When Lu Weiyang died, he cried so much that his eyes were swollen like two big walnuts.

My aunt really couldn't bear it, so she told them about the good things they did: aunt and uncle are people who strive for the top, and my cousin plays games at home all day, and doesn't even have time to attend the company's shareholders' meeting.

My aunt was worried that if this situation continued, the properties of the Su family and the Lu family would all be handed over to him, so she thought about it day and night.

In the end, he had no choice but to let his cousin Lu Weiyang go on a blind date, but it was God's will, Lu Weiyang didn't like women so much.

Aunt decided to introduce Lu Weiyang to Lu Weiyang, the son of the younger sister's younger sister of her college classmate's second aunt's family.

So that that capable young man can be his son-in-law, so that he can take over the Lu family in the future.When the Su family is in the hands of Su Zhiye, Lu Wei will have a backer.

"Listen to what my aunt is saying. Brother Zuo Chong, you don't need to spend so much time building this system."

After the voice was played, Su Zhiye touched the bridge of his nose with his index finger.

Zuo Chong hasn't answered yet.

Su Zhiye, who was so annoying, began to comment again: "Let me tell you, I understand my brother, he doesn't have any feelings for that kind of man who cheats on his legs."

"..." Zuo Chong coughed twice, like a lump in his throat.

Even if he fell in love with someone else, Lu Weiyang and him could be regarded as breaking up peacefully.This is not cheating, is it?

"And you don't need to build this kind of model, this is the scumbag who cheated and made my frail cousin depressed, day and night."

Su Zhiye held a magnifying glass, not letting go of every detail.

Zuo Chong opened his mouth, and after careful consideration, it is better not to speak.

This young master, who was a little younger than them, started to scream, but no one could match him.

Also... also very artificial.

"Hey, Daddy, I was kidnapped. I can't see clearly, call me 600 million quickly." Su Zhiye was sobbing, and he still poked Lu Weiyang on the screen with his hand.

The man opposite is also shrewd but not shrewd. If you are cheated out of money every month, you will remember it: "You want to cheat me again, no way, let me tell you! The pocket money your mother gave me this month The money is only 600 million."

When Su Zhiye heard it, he burst into tears: "I won't lie to you, I really won't lie to you, you send someone to save me, I don't want money this time." He was never crying because he was afraid, but because he couldn't get what he wanted.

It sounds sad, but what he can get by crying and fussing is something that ordinary people can't touch in their whole lives.

"Isn't it good enough?" Father Su clicked on the monitoring interface.

Father Su, who didn't see the red dot, shouted anxiously: "Where are you? Why doesn't my location show up here?"

Su Zhiye continued to cry: "Dad, I really didn't lie to you. My good dad. I was kidnapped by the guy in our class who was wearing a Klein blue sweater, black overalls, and a beauty spot on his face." of."

"If I die, remember to visit my grave every year and buy me the best cemetery. Forget it, let's spark my corpse and scatter the ashes on that lake. Lest you My mother and I were sad for me when we saw it."

"Get out with me, I'll warn you again not to read two novels and lament life here. Do you know how difficult it is for me to earn money?" Father He raised his eyes and looked at the interviewer opposite. His son described much the same.

While on guard, the voice outside the city talked: "Alipay has received 5000 million."

"Only a father is good in the world. A child with a mother is like a grass. Where can I find money without my father's arms..." Su Zhiye quickly pinched his nose and added fire.

"Alipay has received 700 million yuan." The long-awaited notification sound finally sounded.

Su Zhiye's tears stopped in seconds, and he began to sing again: "There is only..."

beep~

Fortunately, the phone hung up very quickly, and Zuo Chong's world returned to tranquility.

"Brother Chong, I'm going to pick up the car first, and I will come to see you at the party."

Zuo Chong: "You don't have to."