The most miserable host of Kuai Chuan is none other than me

"I don't understand."

Inside, tangled vines twine with green, shiny gemstones.The burst of light divides the room into upper and lower levels.

The man whose body was embedded in the wall showed his head, grinning grinningly. A half-race boy carrying an AK stood on his right side, pointing his gun at the diamond.

"It's Officer Tutu." The childish voice and the bullets spinning in the air hit the other wall, and the green leaves fell all over the ground.

The boy squinted his eyes and parted his red lips lightly.Facing the hot muzzle, he blew a breath.

The head protruding from the wall can be described as dirty.

The red eyeballs are bloodshot, and the yellow teeth in the mouth are bitten together because of the young man's words "creak, creak".

The green pupils are not as pure as water, but rather cloudy and lifeless.His body was trapped in the wall, his neck was filled with cement and he could only look forward.

"Luo, you don't need this body. It's a pity that the rabbit was captured by humans." The beautiful boy threw away the wound on his hand and sat on the ground in distress.

The long legs are straight, the head is drooping.The silver hair also fell down, and the head protruding from the wall behind twisted around, trying to break through the trap.

Flesh and blood can't escape the seal buried by humans at all, and a thick green liquid flows out of the withered yellow neck.The head roared, "Damn human."

She is a brave general who can transform into a human form and protect her people.

When human civilization was destroyed, they rose up and stood up.In the final analysis, the reason why human beings are all in chaos is attributed to them.

Beastize their people and call them monsters.

In times of danger, they, plants and animals are saints of mankind, and in times of peace and prosperity, they are villains.Take away the patriarch, the son, and serve as a rabbit police officer for human beings.

"Don't get excited, I will bring the Holy Son back safely." The beautiful boy was relatively calm, and transformed into a chameleon lying on the ground.

A black hole appeared in front of him, and he poured out.It landed on the stone slab full of dead leaves with a bang, rubbing the painful buttocks.

Biting his fingertips, he shuttled through the tall trees.There was a burst of electrical sound from the headset, which looked like a police officer's hearing aid.

At first glance, it is not obvious that this is a communication tool, and the person who is linked is not the female general trapped in the wall.And... rushed.

"Break the system, just say when will my off-court support arrive?" Lu Weiyang stood on tiptoe, looking at the sky full of stars.

【tomorrow. 】Zuo Chong served a cup of tea, and looked at the barefoot man being chased by Xiong Xiazi on the screen, feeling angry and distressed.The surrounding is empty, and the room is full of electronic music.

"Stupid."

Suddenly there was a voice in the earpiece, and Jin Huan yelled as if he was being rescued, "The idiot is here, how do you get out of this forest." .

"Listen to me, let me emphasize first, I don't like anyone, and I don't like men either!"

"I don't care who you like, help me." Jin Huan was so frightened that his soul went out of his body, and he hid behind a tall tree.The whole person is the fear of being dominated.

……

On the opposite side, tall buildings rose from the ground, and people in hard hats clung to them.One night, the sound of electric drilling and snoring on the floor resounded through the sky.

If this continues, Lu Weiyang will die from insomnia and anxiety.Tiger Taro still sleepwalks all the time, so scared that he dare not close his eyes at all.

"Brother, why is the light in sister-in-law's room still on? Are you not sleepy?" Kotaro held a glass of mineral water and pointed to the only place with lights on the top floor.

Shaking it in front of his face, the man's hand froze in mid-air.Looking at Kotaro who was gulping and drinking water, he clicked his tongue, "Did you really grow up with that old man?"

"Huh?" Kotaro swallowed the water, and nodded with certainty to his repeated question.

Jiang Ge didn't speak, but rubbed the space between his brows.His dry throat is about to make the sound of screaming chicken, Kotaro looks like a person who licks blood on the tip of a knife, but in his heart...

Bang "Wow, Boss." When someone hit his back hard, Kotaro burst into tears.The water that had just been drunk flowed out again.

Buzzing and gathering on the chin, Jiang Ge turned his head to look at the culprit.Pulling a young Tiger Taro, and pulling his ears, "Get out of here."

"Wow, Boss, I..." My face was covered with snot and spurted mineral water, and Jiang Ge took out a piece of toilet paper for him.

This **** is a high-end player who spent a lot of money to buy from the bad old man. I'm afraid he didn't find a father for himself.

"Thank you, boss." Smelling the toilet paper with a layer of light fragrance, Kotaro wiped his nose with his hands.

After a while, a shovel of cement flew over, splashing Jiang Ge all over, and the dusty cheap clothing was stained with bits and pieces of cement.

These are small problems.The target was Kotaro, who was not seriously injured.

Tiger Taro is not well, only one pair of eyes is still bright.Jiang Ge ran away before he howled loudly.

"Boss, woo woo woo."

One loves to cry, and the other loves to provoke.Is this the level of open and dark arrows around the old man?Jiang Ge thought of this contract with a long sigh.

Depending on their level, I'm afraid they won't be able to complete it in eight lifetimes.

"Hush, Mr. Jiang, you are back."

"Weiyang has already fallen asleep." The little teacher took out a red envelope and put it on the table, "Mr. Jiang, I have some family issues and I can't continue teaching."

Jiang Ge covered the person lying on the sofa with a thin blanket, drowned in the moonlight, and lit a cigarette: "Teacher, have you found that person?"

"You, you recognize me." The little teacher asked in surprise, and then shrugged her mouth resignedly, not knowing where to put her eyes.

Finally, he lowered his head and pulled up the person who was sleeping on the sofa, twirling his wrist with his fingertips, a green vine appeared, as if embedded in Lu Weiyang's slender arm.

"What's going on here?" Jiang Ge stood up and looked at the greenery eagerly.

Everyone in Jiang Gebi knows what it is, and the most terrifying thing in this world is the plant toxin.

A few years ago, unknown to what happened, the plant world caused an uproar and openly declared war on human beings.

There is also an incomprehensible virus left behind, which can take root and germinate in the human body like a seed.Once poisoned, there is no cure, and human beings have not overcome this intractable disease.

The person nestled on the sofa slept peacefully, curling up his fingertips pulling the quilt.

"What did you do to him?" Jiang Ge's eyes suddenly became sharp.

Lu Weiyang hates physical contact the most, and he still hasn't woken up after being touched to this extent.There is only one possibility...

The little teacher took off the big round glasses, folded them and threw them into the trash can, and said slowly about the imperial system: "I just gave him some calming milk, don't worry. My dear judge, once you find out This kind of bone flowering disease should be killed immediately."

"No, this kind...has never permanently marked him." Jiang Ge shook his head again and again, sweating less than he would after being under the scorching sun for so long.

According to the original setting, he knew Lu Weiyang's double identity.Enclose him and protect him well, the sudden change has a big impact.

"Of course you can't mark him permanently, because you are not the real big brother." A pair of white wings grew out from behind the little teacher, with plump feathers.

"The A-level alpha Jiang Ge and I had a secret meeting earlier. I can also see his feelings for the inferior omega next door. But you don't know him at all. He is picky and humble, and even flirts with the inferior omega. I don't even have the courage to shout."

The sound of fluttering wings came from the ear, and the little teacher's body became smaller.Finally turned into a white bird, Mengdi flew out of the window, straight into the sky.

Disappearing in the world of colored glass with lights, Jiang Ge sat down and looked at his baby, stretched out his hand and pressed on the place where the green light was shining.

Lu Weiyang seemed to feel the pain, took a breath, and frowned.

Jiang Ge was taken aback for a moment, resting his head on the pillow.As if he found something interesting, he pressed and pressed along the green glowing part of his body.

There are places where Lu Weiyang didn't frown, and he kissed them gently, counting down the days when they went back and thinking about the scene when they met again when they went back.

After so many years, Lu Weiyang never gave up hating him for a moment.

He would read those posts that hacked him.Each one will add a cute emoticon package, or add a kaomoji at the end.

He knew that this was Lu Weiyang's style, and he tried to do his best on the screen.

Everyone likes him.

Even Fu Tang, who knew in college that he was in love with Lu Weiyang and despised him for doing anything for money, would fall deeply if he saw him again.

"Lu Weiyang, I let you play like this. Jiang Ge is not bad. Jiang Ge just wants to buy a gift that you can appreciate." Jiang Ge picked up his delicate hand,

Except for pain, he could never think of anything that could suppress Lu Weiyang.

Lu Weiyang was born in a wealthy family, and has never experienced beatings from society.My sister is a leading translator, and my parents are enlightened.

For the kind of people who live in the city, they are the moon in the sky.Obviously you can see it when you look up, but you can never get it.

"Hiss." Lu Weiyang sat up holding his legs.

A ray of dazzling sunlight shone in, but there was still noise outside the door.The sound of motorcycles running over in the back alley was still the construction team's burrowing into the ground.

"When will you be tall?" He rubbed his eye sockets in the mirror.

I don't understand this world more and more, it's like coming in a male fantasy novel.

Lu Weiyang pulled out his chair and looked at the small orange plate on the table with a sandwich inside.And the hot milk, he praised Tiger Taro in his heart.

This is too caring.

"Have you taken it? Why didn't I look at your medical bill and medicine when I looked for you last time?"

The man cutting fruit in the kitchen wears an apron and a pink bear pin on his head.Pin the overly long bangs back for a look that's...loved a lot.

Dragging the fruit plate in his hand, if it wasn't for the cold voice.Lu Weiyang was dazed, they huddled together in the rented house, going to and from school every day, inseparable.

Jiang Ge would cut some fruit every morning and send it to him who just woke up, and put a rose in the glass bottle on the shoe cabinet.

When their eyes meet, Lu Weiyang will smile happily, and wait for him to say, "Yangyang, I love you very much and we will be together for the rest of our lives."

"I'm asking you something, are you okay?" The man suddenly approached, raising his eyelids with vigilance, as if he knew everything.

Lu Weiyang waved his hands, licked off the dimples on his lips, and took out the pair of glasses: "The doctor said that it is myopia, there is no other disease."

"Really?" The man traced his lips with the cold apple smell on his hands.

He thought about it quickly in his mind. The brothers were all working in the construction team downstairs that day, and he didn't follow him along the way.

The elder brother probably has a deep-rooted love for the original owner.The people under Jiang Ge's subordinates willingly called him a man who had decomposed into a low-quality omega as his sister-in-law.

He has a certain place in Jiang Ge's heart. If someone had followed him at that time, maybe Jiang Ge already knew what disease he had.

Judging by Jiang Ge's tentative appearance, it cannot be ruled out that the doctor is protecting the patient's privacy.

Impossible, impossible.He told Mingmei proudly that his guardian is Jiang Ge.

The little doctor Mingmei couldn't afford to offend her, as long as the guardian was confirmed.

He will tell the whole story of his situation. How long the current situation can last is how long, and whether he is sick is still being confirmed.

Lu Weiyang had a strand of dull hair standing on his head, and his skin was so white that he stayed indoors for a long time. Sitting on Jiang Ge's masculine lap, the contrast between their skin colors was too great.

"What are you doing? It's early in the morning..." The man picked up the newspaper on the table, but his self-control was still strong, and he didn't look down at the scenery in his wide pajamas.

"I'm fine, just give me a kiss." Lu Weiyang swiftly pulled the newspaper away from them with two fingers, and the chicken pecked at the rice and kissed the man's thin lips.

At the end, she was still winking like silk, licked her lips meaningfully, and seriously commented: "It's very sweet, Mr. Jiang's lips smell like strawberries."

"You go down." Jiang Ge didn't want to delay the construction of the base in Area B because of personal matters.

Earthquakes caused by ground fissures, this precarious residential building probably won't last for even two seconds.He could have foreseen such a natural disaster.

For example, the giant python hovers between Area A and Area C. In Area B, most of them are mediocre-looking betas, and omega with good genes will also be given away.

"Okay, I'm going down. I'll see you without delaying the work of busy people!" Lu Weiyang quickly pulled away, the familiar smell on the man's body made him afraid.

It is better to leave this kind of lingering friendship to his future daughter-in-law.

There is still business to do today.

The man didn't see Lu Weiyang coming out of the bedroom after eating, he crept up to the wall, and put his ear to the door to listen...

Kotaro, who appeared in time, poked the man's tight muscles, and asked with a playful smile: "No, I said, boss, why are you sneaking around in your own house?"

Jiang Ge stared: "..." I advise you not to meddle in your own business.

It's a pity that the dazed Kotaro didn't know what his boss was thinking, so he pushed the door open enthusiastically, "Brother, are you unable to open the door?"