The most miserable host of Kuai Chuan is none other than me

Lu Weiyang was shocked!

In the quiet night sky, a few particularly bright objects were blown and thrown into the Black Wind Village from behind, and the screams in the village continued to rise and fall.

Pairs of dark eyes were stunned by the flashing light of the fireball, and the Heifeng Fort that was jointly cast collapsed the moment the fireball fell.

"Brothers in Heifengzhai, kill me!" Feng Zheng raised his knife, his eyes closed, and he clamped his legs and kicked the horse's stomach lightly.

Seeing that he was on the verge of collapse, Jiang Ge warned before they rushed in, "Everyone must reduce casualties!"

Listening to the movement outside, Jinrong's eyes flashed with anxiety, he really wanted to take a knife to fight the traitor, and looked at Lu Weiyang as if asking for help.

I also tried to separate the little boy who was licking constantly from his tanned skin, but as soon as he moved away, the little boy started to cry, biting hard and not letting go.

Lu Weiyang also looked helplessly at... the embarrassing scene. His son has the gene of a perverted child since he was a child.Holding the beauty and not letting go, the little tongue licks the abdominal muscles of the person.

When drawing lots for a hundred days, he buried his little head in front of Jinrong's broad chest and fell asleep soundly.The table is full of musical instruments, the four treasures of the study, and swords.He didn't care about it.

The officials who came to congratulate him were so scared that they hesitated to speak to Jiang Ge, and they were afraid that if Lu Weiyang was not present, they would say the words that men are seduced by masculinity on the spot.

"You don't have to worry, this time we are well prepared. We will definitely defeat the rebels." Lu Weiyang turned his face away and advised him to relax, without Jin Rong as the guard on the battlefield, he would be able to win a big victory.

This time, Jiang Ge had already made arrangements to bring his brothers who had fought with him for many years.When the horse rode past, the rebellious brothers had already begun to flee.

When shooting a man, shoot a horse first, and when capturing a thief, first capture the king.These dead men also obeyed the orders of the old emperor and had protected Prince Jin'an.

Jiang Ge saw their leader at a glance, and they suppressed them as quickly as possible before the battle caused a storm.

"Lord Jin'an, why are you here? The old minister is here to suppress the bandits." Riding on his horse, Lu Zhi saw the general in the night, and his eyes froze.

The two chief generals looked at each other in the night, and Jiang Ge knew that this person was General Lu who had accompanied him to station in Jingzhou, and the opposing sides stopped.

"I also came to persuade the eldest brother of Heifengzhai to surrender by the Queen Mother's order." Jiang Ge looked at him and inserted the blade of the sword into the scabbard.

The north wind blew over, splashing the dust flying on the ground.Lu Weiyang looked at his son's shrunken body and touched his stomach with cold hands, and rubbed it twice.

[The system reminds you that there is a chance to increase your favorability, this time may directly determine whether your mission is successful or not! 】

"Okay." Lu Weiyang rubbed his little hands expectantly, and when there was no movement outside, he dragged his son down forcefully.

He was also worried that he would not be able to use it later, so he put it back in Jinrong's arms.

Walking to the door, Lu Weiyang's eyes suddenly lit up.

On the top of the red lacquered gate hangs a red golden nanmu plaque, on which there are three flying and phoenix brush characters, shining "Heifengzhai."

"What's the situation? Just after the war, you're decorating overnight? Obsessive-compulsive disorder?" Lu Weiyang asked himself while touching the wet black paint.

Jinrong hugged the sleeping young master, and didn't dare to move too much, so he turned his head in doubt and asked, "What do you mean by decoration?"

"..." Lu Weiyang didn't really want to have a conversation that spanned centuries, so he dragged them inside.

The brothers in the village were all red, and a few were tied to the ground, their noses and faces bruised and swollen from beatings.

"Niu Erwa, let me tell you, don't tell me who is behind the scenes. Don't blame me for not having eyes!" Threatening voices came and went, Lu Weiyang only wanted to see his target.

He wanted to walk quickly, but the pendant around his waist weighed on his frozen legs and he couldn't move forward.

The clothes of the ancients are so cumbersome, it is inconvenient to move around and uncomfortable.Lu Weiyang used to be quite envious of those bloggers who make ancient costumes, but now...

Although I met a lot of people here, I can come into contact with all kinds of things that cannot be seen in the 21st century.But it’s really not as fun as a mobile phone or a computer.He is a young man of the new era and a young man with Internet addiction.

Let him not touch the mobile phone for two years, this is really torturing him.

System, there are still maps in the rest of the world that cannot be accessed by mobile phones, can you skip them for me?

[Host don't worry, the rest of the world has mobile phones, so I won't deceive you. 】

"Huh." Lu Weiyang breathed a sigh of relief, and walked over slowly.

He was in such a good mood that he curled his mouth and took the initiative to talk to Jiang Ge, saying: "My lord, I think the outside has already started to clean up. Whose idea is it?"

It doesn't matter who's idea it is in the middle of the night, as long as the prince speaks that person's name.Lu Weiyang could follow the words and scolded that person.

The prince will definitely feel that he is extremely smart and full of happiness.

The enemy army has been eliminated, and the power is monopolized.Once Jiang Ge sits on the throne that he thinks about day and night, he will never go to the frontier and meet that woman again.Xiao Xuan also died.

After all the dust settled, he could finally carry out the mission to the next world without incident.

"How did you know that the son is going to marry the head of the family, and the dowry has been taken up the mountain, and the big gift will be reported the day after tomorrow." Jin Rong answered him eagerly.

Lu Weiyang rolled his eyes at him, Jin Rong thought it was because he didn't believe it, and said very firmly: "It's true."

The interrogation at the other end was not smooth, and the dead were all from the Queen Mother.General Lu Zhi, who led the team, was also at the end of the team, and he didn't see the leader clearly at all.

"Hey!" Lu Zhi picked up the bowl with a face plate, drank it down in one gulp, scratched his hair in distress, and expressed the bitterness in his heart, "I thought it was a good citizen, but I didn't expect it to be a thing for the seller to seek glory. I was careless. Already!"

"General, I don't blame you. The Empress Dowager has never distributed the disaster relief supplies every year. We are forced to live in Liangshan, so we are notorious as a last resort. I can't blame you." Feng Zheng clinked glasses with him.

The two chatted very happily and hit it off at first sight.

"Take your life!" A Weng's voice suddenly sounded in the crowd.

A Dafu, holding a sharp blade, jumped up and stabbed at Jiang Ge's back. For a moment, the world seemed to stand still.

He swished forward and hugged the man's back.With the determination to kill Jiang Ge, Ah Dafu ruthlessly stabbed the white blade into his body.

"A Dafu, what are you doing!" Feng Zheng turned pale in astonishment when he saw this scene, and angrily smashed the flagon in his hand.

The impact was too great, and that Ah Dafu's head bloomed like a smashed hippopotamus.Lu Weiyang covered his painful waist, and closed his eyes peacefully.

"Princess, princess..."

"Brother Feng, did you see this?" Jiang Ge hugged Lu Weiyang who passed out in pain, and coldly rolled his eyelids, his pool-like pupils didn't have any warmth.

"Call the doctor!" Feng Zheng lifted the table, what a mess!

The bald-headed Erdang was quite calm, and timidly stood aside and asked, "My lord, you have said everything."

The bald brother was able to achieve his current position not by tricks, but by sincerely doing things for the good of everyone in the village.

Today's Heifengzhai has changed its appearance, but their survival still depends on Jiang Ge's thoughts. General Lu Zhi made it very clear that he was here to suppress the bandits.

What bandits are you suppressing?It was their gang of bandits, Prince Jin An said they were here to persuade them to surrender, if he asked them to surrender within a radius of [-] li, the bandits would dare not follow.

"What this king means is that it's time for you to choose a new leader here. This is just a suggestion." Jiang Ge said, beckoning the imperial doctor brought from the palace.

This was originally prepared for himself, but he didn't expect his A Yang to use it.

He knew there were spies in the crowd, so he didn't ask Lu Weiyang to get out of the sedan chair.I never thought that after he came out, he moved closer to him and blocked the knife for him.

The man held his hand and put it on the tip of his nose, looking pale and haggard.Lying flat on the bed, Lu Weiyang vaguely felt that the man's knife-like thin lips approached his bloodless cheek and kissed it.

The gaze from those peach blossom eyes was pious, and when he was looking at him, it was as if he was looking at some rare treasure. He carefully stroked his eyelashes with his long fingers, and said with a sob: "Ayang, our first year is coming."

……

"Is this the head of Heifengzhai?" Zhang Wancheng looked at the blanket rolled up, leaving only her eyes, and wrapped the rest of her body inside.

Ah Fu folded his hands in front of his chest, rolled his eyes at the big boss who was sleeping soundly and still had tears on his eyelashes, nodded with certainty, and said, "I'm sure."

"When you were in the cottage, everyone called Xiao Qiuzi the head of the house?" He Zheng asked in disbelief, with the same expression as his wife.

Fu nodded affirmatively.

"Our cottage gathers a lot of homeless strong men every year. Some of them can't remember their names, and they will be bestowed by the head of the family."

"The head of the family doesn't have a very good memory. For a long time, there have been many people named Ah Fu in the village." Ah Fu looked at the envelope his wife was holding and explained the name.

Clarify that he is not a traitor.

"No, Ah Fu, we didn't mean not to believe you. The prince was thinking that our son went to Heifengzhai to fall in love with a girl. But in fact, this girl is the head of Heifengzhai." Zhang Wancheng poked her elbow Poking the husband, the discovery that woke up like a dream frightened them a lot.

Thinking hard.

He Zheng was still immersed in the doubt of "who is the master of Heifengzhai?" and asked, "Ah Fu, are you masters good at fighting?"

"Of course you can't fight." Ah Fu shook his head without even thinking about it.

In his memory, their leader is the one who can't be beaten, bullied, or wronged, but can endure hardships and live in a small black hole.

"Then how did he become the head of the family?" Zhang Wancheng bluntly asked the question she was holding back, and then glanced at the sprawling person on the bed.

In the perception of ordinary people, the bandit den should be divided according to ability.What's more, it is the Heifeng Village that is frightening. Finding such a weak little baby to be the owner of the village is really intolerable.

Ah Fu stuttered, not understanding what they wanted to ask.

"I am sorry for your loss."

"Master Murong must feel uncomfortable when a white-haired man sends a black-haired man. Why don't we take an outsider with us?" He Zheng looked at the little bandit behind him who had changed into a man's clothes, and said while holding his wife's arm.

Zhang Wancheng rolled her eyes at him, pinched his arm, and said, "Is 3000 taels of gold still an outsider?"

"But Ah Fu also said that the little bandits don't like men."

"If you don't like it, it's because your son is incompetent. When you're done, go to the door and pretend to cry!" Zhang Wancheng stretched out her hand to cover her husband's mouth.

Seeing the people crying at the door, he immediately touched the tears that did not exist in the corners of his eyes, and began to show off his acting skills.

"My lord, my condolences are changing." He Zheng looked at the tight coffin in the hall and paid special attention to it, and moved into the coffin from the corner of his eye.

Prince Jin'an is going to be the emperor, and this Murong died at this stall, and his death was very strange.

Few people in the room were really crying, and they chatted with each other after a while.The lukewarm grandfather of the country aged ten years overnight, holding the memorial tablet, and did not respond.

The coffin of their family was nailed up before they woke up, and the brazier hadn't been dropped yet, and the little bandit bowed to the unfamiliar tablet.

So he ran to the yard to play carelessly, he was here to eat.He didn't squat down on the ground with even the slightest bit of grief on his face.

Look at the weeds growing in the crevices of the stone.He stretched out his fleshy hand, squeezed it out, put it in the palm of his hand, puffed up his cheeks and blew it away in one breath.

"What are you doing? Which homeless child has pulled out my wife's forget-me-not grass!" The dark-faced maid walked over murderously with a feather duster.

The little bandit didn't speak, and when there was no expression on his face, he was still a beauty carved from jade.

"What? That's a weed?" Feng Yanqiu looked at the yellow grass in his hand and slapped it to the ground.

"Where did you come from Pohou? This is the forget-sorrow grass that my wife begged from an eminent monk!" The maid raised a feather duster and smacked the unruly little bandit.

Feng Yanqiu frowned, clenched his fists, sneezed and rubbed his itchy nose and said, "You guys are dogtail grass. I'm allergic to this kind of grass. Even if I change my appearance, my muscle memory will still remember it!"

The sound of the two arguing and arguing could not disturb the lifelessness in the front yard.

But it attracted the attention of the woman behind the flower garden. She wore a white cloth on her head, and the expression on her withered face was like dead grass with no thoughts.

"Ma'am." The maid put away the feather duster in her hand, picked up the fallen almond blossoms and hid them behind her.

This call made Feng Yanqiu wake up like a dream, the wife who led him said that he had to follow Mr. He closely to have delicious dishes at noon.

"Why are you allergic to dogtail grass?"

"Oops!" He clasped his hands together and patted it down.Quickly slip back to the front yard and stand behind Mr. He.

He only cared about eating, he didn't hear the words of the terminally ill wife, and he didn't notice the eyes of the two lines of eyes from the wife who was streaming down her chin.

"This little boy looks unfamiliar, but he always feels that he looks a little like someone."

The male relatives sat together, looking at the oily mouth with unison, and they couldn't stuff their mouths.The little bandits, who were still desperately stuffing meat inside, looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Oh, this is my daughter-in-law." He Zheng introduced them according to his wife's original words.

Everyone was shocked.

What happened to the circle of princes and nobles?Everyone doesn't like a graceful woman, but a man who loves a man who can't lay eggs.