The most miserable host of Kuai Chuan is none other than me

Jiang Ge touched his waist, ready for the next move.

The man's small head, which was not slippery, flashed to his son's crib again.Slender hands climbed onto the bedpost and swayed slowly.

"Hee hee" felt the father's approach, and the little baby was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear.

The big pitch-black eyeballs turned to his side, Jiang Ge's face turned red, and Lu Weiyang was almost moved by his emotions, and he was executed on the spot.

He felt embarrassed by his dirty thoughts, scratched the back of his neck and asked: "Ah Yang, do you want to go to the palace to help the emperor catch ghosts?"

"Huh?" Lu Weiyang, who was holding the treasure map in his hand, was taken aback when he heard the sound, then nodded and said, "Then the lord wants me to go?"

"Of course I want you to go." The man blurted out the words.

In a few days, he will go to suppress bandits.Ah Yang just gave birth to a child.This is the only bloodline of the direct line, and the clan only recognizes relatives and ignores them, so they will definitely defect to him.

Ayang is afraid of accidents at home, and the queen mother must watch over her.

It was sent to the palace, and it was handed down by the emperor himself.No matter how angry the queen mother is, she will not be so stupid as to let people die under her nose.

Mr. Yu Lu couldn't explain clearly.

silence.

Coolness spread from Tianling Gai all over his body, Lu Weiyang met his gaze with cold hands and feet.Putting down the book in his hand, he approached him abruptly, and asked, "Is this female ghost arranged by you?"

His eyes fell on the man's ashamed face like weaving a net, and his thick and raised eyelashes fluttered twice quickly.

The tear mole at the end of the lying silkworm is really fascinating.

"No, could it be that Ah Yang really saw that ghost?" Jiang Ge asked back, thought about it, and said lightly, "If there is really evil, we will strengthen the hidden guards in the mansion."

"If you don't see it, you're creepy." Seeing his ignorant appearance, Lu Weiyang also had some thoughts in his heart.

Only he and his son were left in the house.

He just put his hand down, put his hand on the spot on his forehead like a telegram, and clicked twice, "The system won't really let me catch ghosts this time, will it?"

[Task: Find out the person pretending to be a ghost. 】

Pretending to be a ghost?That's good.

However, the sound of this system has changed again, and it still feels close at hand.

[That's right, it's me. 】

The sound of milk chirping sounded, and the child in the crib jumped up and down, beckoning to him.Lu Weiyang scratched his hair in shock, didn't he?I gave birth to you in September of my pregnancy?

[Of course not, the child's body is my habitat.Let me protect you better. 】

"Hehe." Lu Weiyang tugged at the corner of his mouth, really unable to smile.

Looking at his soft and cute son, he no longer has the urge to be like Rua.Holding his chest in fear, he looked at the white light rising from the crib.

There are no ghosts in the world, but there are people with a heart.

On Lu Weiyang's first night in the palace, Jiang Ge was sent to suppress bandits.

He understands the deep meaning of this, behaves well in the palace every day, and goes to the imperial garden to chat with those soft-spoken concubines when he is free.

These are some of the outstanding girls selected this year.It's a pity that he is still in his prime, so he can only accompany the emperor with broken sleeves to die of old age in the palace.

Two beauties are strolling in the imperial garden, holding round fans and walking lightly.

Just by looking at them, Lu Weiyang could tell that their martial arts were strong.With excellent hearing, he heard what the two of them were talking about.

"Sister Concubine Rong, have you heard about what happened a few days ago?" Concubine Li pulled the sleeve of the person in front, not wanting her to go forward.

The latter's folding fan lightly slapped her hand, warning: "Don't talk nonsense, or someone with a heart will listen to you and cut off your tongue."

Lu Weiyang has a social overpowering disorder, but he can't show it right now, so he sat silently in the octagonal pavilion and waited for them to find out.

"Yu'er, don't be angry, my father will pick us up right away." The young man's magnetic voice was coaxing, tender and anxious.

Coincidentally, the place where Lu Weiyang was sitting happened to be able to see these two farces.He couldn't help feeling a little bit in his heart, for a moment he didn't know which side to collect the information from.

Yu'er's tears were like broken beads, and she twitched her lips in grievance, "Tell me, why did the emperor choose you to be the crown prince? After you become the emperor, will you still marry me?"

"Yes." Xiao Heng calmed Yu'er carefully.

Seeing his baby with eyeballs crying like this, the boy's brows were crooked.Stretching out his pale face to him, he said anxiously: "Yu'er, why don't you beat me up?"

Lu Weiyang: "..."

system:……

The two people watching the play were speechless after hearing this simple and rude way of coaxing people.

Lu Weiyang's gaze was also deeply attracted, the rich fragrance of flowers accompanied by this bloody underground love.

He did not come in vain for this trip to the palace to catch ghosts.

Just when Lu Weiyang continued to develop instead of them with relish, the little eunuch who was facing him suddenly raised his head.

Through the gap in the rockery, it happened to meet his peeping sight.

The little eunuch named "Yu'er" turned pale with fright.With a whimper, he ran away quickly.

The prince with white face and red lips drooped his eyes, thinking about flipping his fingers, making a clicking sound, and asked puzzledly, "What's wrong with this?"

Lu Weiyang lowered his head, shaking the rattle in his hand guiltily.The baby in his arms groaned excitedly, wriggling his body.

"You are Princess Jin'an."

The two gossipers finally walked in front of him with T-steps, oh no, to be precise, only Rong Fei walked in small steps.

Concubine Li Gui couldn't say a word, and sat down next to him carelessly.Looking at the baby sleeping in the crib, I want to discover a new world.

"Don't be rude!" Rong Fei yelled in a low voice to stop the startled Concubine Li Gui, and walked towards him to sit at the other end of the palace.

Concubine Li Gui, who had been reprimanded twice, was obviously displeased, she sat down quickly, and threw the fan on the table without any rules.

"you……"

"It's okay." Lu Weiyang pardoned Concubine Li's rudeness before Concubine Song could speak.

The three were relatively silent.

Two transparent templates appeared in front of Lu Weiyang's eyes, which stated that they were both the daughters of generals.

No wonder looking at their martial arts prowess, the two of them were childhood sweethearts, childhood sweethearts, and became Xiaoxuan's show girls when they grew up.

Because the fathers of the two families had the scepter in the court, they climbed up step by step.Lu Weiyang swiped his fingertips and clicked to expand, and saw a complicated relationship diagram displayed on the screen.

[Concubine Li Gui is the only woman who can cure Xiao to Longyang.There was also a noble concubine before, but it was just a decoration. 】

[But Concubine Li Gui is also the same, the person she likes is Concubine Rong.Concubine Rong wanted Xiao Xuan's gaze all her life.Two final pawns. 】

Complicated love triangle?

The ending is still death, from entering this system to now, Lu Weiyang has been unable to complain.

Just two paragraphs of small black characters explained their life. If it wasn't for the NPC, Lu Weiyang might really be sad for two seconds because of their story.

"The concubine is new to the palace, you have heard about the emperor's incident." Concubine Li playfully raised her fan and winked at him.

Naturally handsome, even the blink of an eye seems to be flirting with someone.

This kind of peerless beauty can really cure liking a man.Lu Weiyang really didn't appreciate it, but the monstrous face of his prince appeared in his mind...

Concubine Rong quickly smoothed things over for her, kneeling at Lu Weiyang who was in a daze: "My lord, don't listen to my sister's nonsense."

Concubine Li Gui pouted, disapproving.People all over the world say that the emperor and Mr. Lu are friends of the sons.

She just didn't believe it, she had read too many scripts, and he felt that Prince Jin'an was the fairy brother in it, and all the girls should be like her, admiring the prince's beauty.

Lu Weiyang saw through her thoughts, settled down and said: "Go on. Ever since I was pregnant with an heir, I haven't heard anything interesting about the palace."

"Really?" Concubine Li Gui said half understandingly, "Do you know that this palace is haunted?"

"Li Qingyue, stop talking nonsense!"

Concubine Rong growled in a low voice, if it wasn't for the fact that Lu Weiyang was still around, she would probably put aside everyone's demeanor and rush up to cover Concubine Li Gui's mouth.

She likes to criticize the emperor madly from the bottom of her heart, and she has liked it since she was a child.He learned the art of war from his father and etiquette from his mother.

Naturally, she also knew that Prince Jin'an and Xiao Xuan were not compatible, and Concubine Rong would guard against the emperor's scandal no matter it was true or not.

Well... I'm afraid that the paper won't be able to contain the fire, so don't let her leak it from here.

"It doesn't matter if I say it." Lu Weiyang threw away the rattle in his hand, he already had a not very aggressive face.

If I don't get angry anymore, I'm afraid I won't be able to restrain people with different thoughts present.

"Who did I think was wandering in the garden? It turned out that the concubine's sister-in-law came here."

The high-spirited young man folded an unknown flower and put it on the stone table, followed by the extremely awkward little eunuch.

After he was seated, Lu Weiyang lowered his eyelids to look at the bright red flowers, after taking two sips of the unpleasant flower fragrance, even his throat was fishy and sweet.

"It's Xiao Heng from the Seventh Emperor's Uncle's family?" Lu Weiyang looked at him closely, but his appearance was considered outstanding.

Glancing at the unremarkable, even a little underdeveloped little eunuch behind him, he said intriguingly, "This imperial garden is really lively. I just sat here this morning, and I saw a lot of new things."

When he spoke, he deliberately pronounced novelty with a strong voice.

The little eunuch turned red from his face to the base of his neck, and he lowered his head, not daring to look directly into his eyes.

Lu Weiyang didn't want to say it at first, in ancient times, male love was taboo, not to mention the huge disparity in status between the two.

He said this to wake up the little eunuch.

"Oh? The concubine and sister-in-law have heard those novelty things, why don't you let us hear them." Xiao Heng's tone was flamboyant, but the hand holding the cup was trembling slightly.

Unlike children, this skill was learned when Lu Weiyang's cheap cousin had an accident.

Looking at the trembling little eunuch, his face was extremely embarrassed, and he was afraid that he would tell the picture of seeing their affair.

Lu Weiyang smiled lightly, pretending to be mysterious and said: "I heard that there are ghosts in the palace, so I want to catch ghosts, it seems that in the abandoned palace in the east, who will accompany me?"

"Me!" Li Guifei swallowed the water in her mouth and raised her hands impatiently.

She learned horseback riding and archery from her father since she was a child, and she loves excitement. It is still a question whether the emperor is willing to let her be put in a dangerous place.

He turned his head to look at Xiao Heng, with such a temper at its peak, he wouldn't be as courageous as a sesame seed.

"Bring me one." Xiao Heng also raised his teacup and sipped his saliva, pulled out the long whip around his waist, and said coldly, "I am made by a mine master to ward off evil spirits."

Lu Weiyang stared at the whip and observed it, it was made by mixing human bones and cowhide together and pouring hot molten iron.

It's creepy just to look at it.

"Put away your messy things, and see how scared the little eunuch behind you is?" Li Guifei said, throwing out the flowers he brought along.

Xiao Heng turned his head and glanced, the brutal light in his eyes instantly faded.

Hurry up to put away his heinous things, sit down and discuss with them the strategy of catching ghosts tonight, so that they can go home to coax Yu'er.

"I want to know when the palace started to be haunted?" Lu Weiyang pointed to the three characters "Chengyang Palace" written by dipping in water, his expression became solemn.

Not long after Concubine Li Gui entered the palace, she was never haunted by a ghost.With Ma Daha's character, she said she didn't know anything.

"Probably in autumn, it was very early, and people died recently. There was another vision yesterday, and the emperor sent someone to exorcise the ghost." Concubine Rong frowned, straightened her back, and her words were full of worries about the trash emperor.

"What happened to the ghost?" Lu Weiyang asked Xiao Heng.

Concubine Rong rushed to answer because she didn't want the scandal to be brought to light, Xiao Heng came to the palace after they left, and she knew it very well.

In a few words, he told the complete story of the bizarre incident, "It's just that brother Xiaoxuan has a bad temper, and he captured a nun and brought him back to the palace. The nun died somehow. This is how it started."

This is the same as Jiang Ge told him.

The theory of ghosts should have someone else, after all, nuns don't grow hair.

"You little eunuch, are you sick? Why are you shaking like that?" Concubine Li Gui did not know when, she had already run up to Yu'er, tiptoeing to look at Yu'er who was a little taller.

"I'm fine." Yu'er knelt down, raised her eyelids, and kowtowed to her.

Xiao Heng's face was gloomy, he pushed aside Li Guifei who was standing in front of Yu'er, and shouted without fear of offending anyone: "What are you doing!"

"Huh? What are you yelling at?" Li Qingyue yelled loudly, flicking the tea flower pendant on her head.

Listening to the high tone, Lu Weiyang rubbed his ears and hugged the sleeping child, and fled the scene quickly.

……

In Linquan Hall, a man in a washed-out eunuch uniform was sitting on the bed, but the master knelt on the ground and wiped away the tears from his eyes.

He also asked unconvincingly: "Yu'er, you are crying again."

"I don't care about you anymore, I want to go home." Yu'er whimpered and pulled down the hem of her clothes to cover her swollen legs.

The translucent eyes were full of regret.

Yu'er regretted it so much, he shouldn't have accompanied Xiao Heng, a big liar, to the capital.It's not here to enjoy.

I have to kneel every day, when I see the emperor, I also kneel when I see the eunuch and the president...

He had to do all the dirty work, and he didn't know how many blisters were worn on his delicate hands.

When Xiao Heng heard this, he became impatient.He grabbed Yu'er who was about to leave, pulled him into his arms, and coaxed: "Yu'er, we can go back soon."

"Really?" Yu'er was locked in his arms and blinked, asking.

"Really, leave tonight."

"Father and the others are already at the gate of the city, waiting for us." Xiao Heng emphasized that he was worried that he would cry again.