The most miserable host of Kuai Chuan is none other than me

Lu Weiyang froze in place, he hated cheating more than being angry, the pain became more and more obvious, and his tears flowed down.

Pale and feeble fingertips grasped the slippery bed sheet and felt the impact of stomach pain, and Li Li could not be blamed for this.

If he could go back then, he wouldn't hesitate to do so.

Humans are selfish creatures, the moonlight in the sky was shrouded in darkness, Lu Weiyang put his hands on the bed.

It has been a long time since he heard the maid call that the prince is back, and he thought desolately that there is still a concubine brought back from the mountain in the mansion.

The prince might go there, what should he do if he is dragging his body?What if a child is born.

Men in this world have three wives and four concubines, spending their days and drinking their lives.

"Jin Rong." Lu Weiyang tossed and turned on the bed in pain, his eyes were empty, and his tears were like pearls that had fallen off a thread.

The only answer to him was the silence of the night, and the occasional cry of frogs in the pond.

At this time, in the main hall of King Jin'an's Mansion, the lights were brightly lit, there were no empty seats, and the imperial physician stood in the middle.Briefly talking about pregnancy related matters, Jinrong took notes and wrote them down.

The servants who can't write also remember it in their hearts.The man in a silk black robe sat across from the imperial physician, and the imperial physician was flattered by his engrossing concentration.

"My lord, the mood of a woman during pregnancy is also very important. Everyone should care about the mood of the princess in time."

"This king knows that this king has already ordered his servants to turn off all the lights." The man took a pen and ink and asked him for advice tirelessly.

The imperial doctor broke into a cold sweat in his heart. He, a well-respected famous doctor, really didn't understand the relationship between turning off the lights and caring about the mood of pregnant women.

"My lord is in trouble, and my servant went to deliver food to the concubine, and he rolled on the bed in pain."

Xiaotao doesn't like to attend classes, she was originally a girl from a wealthy family.The family was in trouble, and the whole family was exiled. The prince kindly gave her a place to live.

The thing she hates the most in her life is listening to lectures. Her lectures are not as pleasing to the ear as the frogs squawking in the pond.

"What? What the hell is going on, is he hungry?"

The prince's imagination is always different from that of ordinary people, Xiao Tao twitched the corner of her mouth in embarrassment, "It should be a bad sign of pregnancy."

"Hurry up, the imperial physician will follow." A group of people moved to Lu Weiyang's room again.

Lu Weiyang was in so much pain that he saw Jiang Ge as if he saw a life-saving straw, so he immediately rushed forward and closed the door with his backhand.

The imperial physician held his red nose and held the wooden medicine box, hesitating.

There were intermittent voices in the room, and he blushed and put away the box, and stuffed the anti-fetal medicine into Jin Rong's hand, who blushed even more: "Tell the princess, take the medicine on time and finish it three months ago... you have to have intercourse."

"Okay, Imperial Physician Du, I'll see you off." Jin Rong sent all the servants back to their rooms to rest, followed the imperial physician and prepared the carriage.

Watching the carriage go away, Jinrong was still standing at the door hysterical.

With a smile on his lips, Imperial Physician Du realized that there was one person missing by his side, so he immediately thumped his leg hard: "This is broken."

In the dark night, the petite body sat up and looked at the strange environment.She folded her arms, and tears flowed down her chin on the bed: "Where is this place, I want to go back to the temple, help me."

Jiang Ge woke up refreshed in the morning, Lu Weiyang squinted at him, and took advantage of the moment when he put on his shoes to bend over, and kicked him out of bed violently.

"What's wrong? Stomach pain?" Jiang Ge rubbed his cold hands vigorously until they were warm enough to put them on Lu Weiyang.

"It doesn't hurt, you..." Lu Weiyang rubbed his head wearily, rubbing his combed hair in disbelief.

Jiang Ge was a little angry, his eyes were very calm, he struggled in his heart, and stretched his head over his head to rub him.

The prince attributed his behavior to: ADHD during pregnancy.

"My lord is not well. Miss Jiang is missing and left a note saying she wants to go back to the temple." The maid hurried in and presented the note in front of Jiang Ge.

It is reasonable for a child to run away after making a mistake.

"Go find a horse, find Miss Jiang, and arrange to send her back to the temple." Jiang Ge threw the tear-stained note aside, "I will come back to accompany him sooner, don't worry."

As soon as Jinrong heard this, he immediately ran to carry out his order.

But today's morning is too lively, it will be difficult to get away for a while.

"Aiqing, what else do you want to play?" Xiao Xuan looked at the peaceful court, and he wanted to make something happen.

He sat on the glittering golden dragon chair, looked down at the courtiers below, and said with a smile: "Everyone has nothing to play, so let me say a few words."

"No." The people below all bent down, brushing up the presence of the idiot emperor.

Xiao Xuan's expression froze, and he threw down the Buddhist beads in his hand, and hit Jiang Ge's chest impartially.

"My lord Jin'an, do you still want me to be the emperor? For your selfish desire, you even used forbidden drugs to make Lu Weiyang pregnant."

The thunderous voice echoed in the hall, and the emperor's expression was wonderful. When Lu Jian heard this, no matter where he was: "What does this mean? Jiang Ge, what did you do to my Yang'er!"

"A few days ago, Jiang Qingyue was living in the mansion and unfortunately was kidnapped by the gangsters. They probably wanted to borrow the child to transport the medicine. The princess thought it was jelly beans and ate it by mistake."

When Jiang Ge said this, he was neither humble nor overbearing. He didn't know the truth, so he didn't feel guilty.

"Nonsense, Your Majesty, I think this man is just trying to confuse people. My son was born in October of my wife's pregnancy. How can I not understand him. I can't even tell the difference between jelly beans and medicine!"

As soon as Prime Minister Lu said that, he stepped up and was about to kick him. A group of senior ministers rushed over to pull him, but Jiang Ge stood still, motionless.

There was a commotion in the hall, and the people drying the medicine in the hospital were smiling, holding a Ganoderma lucidum and giggling.

"You bastard." Imperial Physician Du was in his sixtieth year and had a fiery temper. He didn't know where it came from, and he pinched his ears all of a sudden and didn't let go.

The imperial physicians next to him were all mixing the traditional Chinese medicine in their hands, looking sideways, and a few young men were watching and teasing: "Xiao Lizi, what mistake did you make again?"

"I didn't, and I don't know. Master can't beat me anymore." The beaten one grabbed his ears and moved quickly.

Like a little mouse, it swished onto the two large water tanks, jumped forward, and clung to the thick branches of the trees without letting go.

Mrs. Du angrily took a feather duster and poked him from below, in a hurry, but didn't say what happened.

"What's the matter? What's the matter? Physician Du, please be patient." Zhang Jing saw that something was wrong and ran over quickly.

Doctor Du sighed, threw the feather duster on the ground, and glanced at the man on the tree with hatred: "Success is Xiao He, failure is Xiao He, your mouth will ruin you sooner or later."

"Master, what did you say?" The child didn't understand his words at all.

The affairs of the royal family are two-faced and three-faced, like a big dye vat. You jump into it as a piece of white paper, and it will be dyed colorful for you.

"It's time to court. His Majesty the Imperial Physician Du has sent the prince to court. You should go quickly with the medicine box. I'm summoning you."

The eunuch standing guard at the door whispered to Grand Doctor Du's ear, and Grand Doctor Du gouged him lightly, and gave him a bag of taels with a wink.

"It's a headache this time."

When we arrived at Prince Jin'an's Mansion, the guards outside blocked the outside, and inside was a duel between tenors and tenors.

"Son, Yangyang, are you okay? Is there anything uncomfortable?"

Prime Minister Lu was also there, and Jiang Ge sat on the side, peeling the longan and feeding it to Lu Weiyang.

"Father, I'm quite comfortable." Lu Weiyang's cheeks puffed up, like a golden fish girl, from the moment he woke up to now, he has not stopped chewing food in his mouth.

As soon as Jiang Ge stuffed the grapes into his mouth, Lu Weiyang quickly swallowed them and even stuck out the tip of his tongue, which was a sign that he still wanted to eat.

"You can't teach a child, so tell me what you want, and dad will find it for you." Lu Jian breathed a sigh of relief, his face livid with anger.

He never made it to Jiang Ge's door. This time, the emperor was furious and sent Jiang Ge to the frontier thousands of miles away to quell the war.

He took Lu Weiyang home and raised him, even if it was Jiang Ge's bastard, he fully recognized it.

Lu Weiyang married Prince Jin'an once, and he couldn't marry another girl from a good family.Now, that's the best of both worlds.

Lu Weiyang touched his lips, seeing that there was no change on his father's face, he asked: "Father, this doesn't look like your style either, shouldn't you come here to tell me to kill the child?"

Lu Jian slapped the table: "Nonsense, I am also the grandfather of the child, my prime minister is not as narrow-minded as someone."

The so-and-so's use of that word was so wonderful that Jiang Ge couldn't lift his head when he said it.

The two have been fighting each other all year round, and Lu Jian wins.

After thinking again and again, Lu Weiyang touched his belly, licked his pale pink lips, and said relaxedly: "Daddy, I kind of want a keel."

"Keel! It's just whimsical." Lu Jian stared at his son's belly.

As a wily man, he now wonders if his son pretended to be pregnant and tricked him into asking the Holy Majesty for the keel.

"Father, I want it." Lu Weiyang started acting like a baby.

It didn't work at Lu Jian's place, he threw the water glass on the table on the ground, the glass shattered all over the place, Lu Weiyang drooped his eyes, and his eyelashes trembled twice.

He bit his lips even more red, and pouted with his sleeves up: "If you can't make it, you can't make it, why are you so angry?"

"Calm down a bit. Your Majesty is looking at you like a tiger. This time, Jiang Ge has a long way to go to the frontier, so he has to guard against it."

After all, Lu Jian is a loving father, looking after a child who is about the same age as Lu Weiyang.In the court, it was difficult to move forward.

She will also be calculated by the queen mother, and she will be a chess piece for fighting for favor after birth.

Unbearable.

"What? I'm pregnant. The emperor sent you to fight. It's unreasonable. I'll tell the emperor right now." Lu Weiyang was startled, he hadn't heard about it at all.

Doctor Du is Lu Jian's confidant and turns a deaf ear to what they discuss.Concentrating on lowering his head to feel Lu Weiyang's pulse, and stroking his beard, his body suddenly froze like an electric shock.

"What's the matter, Imperial Physician Du, what's wrong with Madam?" Jiang Ge was very anxious and asked cautiously.

The person who was clamoring to go into the palace to discuss with the emperor also stopped, his heart couldn't bear it, and he asked directly: "Mr. Du, why do you have that expression? Am I terminally ill?"

Lu Weiyang is a very self-loving person, and he firmly believes that to love others, you must love yourself first.

Therefore, Lu Weiyang still pays close attention to his own health.

"That's not true. The princess is in good health, but she is a little cold. I just need to prescribe a few medicines for the old man to recuperate."

Lu Weiyang breathed a sigh of relief, in fact, sometimes the expression management of Chinese medicine is still very important.

Sending off my father, the two sat on the bed enjoying the moonlight, chatting without saying a word.

Lu Weiyang asked him: "So the emperor sent you to go outside the Great Wall, when did you leave?"

"The third day of the next month." Looking at his face, Jiang Ge stretched out his hands to trace his eyebrows and pinched his face in a little confusion.

"It's so itchy." Lu Weiyang rolled into the bed curtain to prevent him from touching it. There were no game consoles in ancient times, so the night was too boring.

The person next to him sighed.

In just one month, his status has changed from the single sweat that girls in the capital want to marry most to a husband, and a few months later, he will also become a father.

Jiang Ge sighed and fell asleep, Lu Weiyang leaned into his ear and whispered: "When you leave, I'll go to the brothel."

[I'm afraid the host will be disappointed. For the sake of the correct direction of the story, you have to accompany the capture target this time. 】

Nani?I don't want to go, life in the ancient military camp is too bitter.

"My lord, Jiang Ge, are you asleep?" Lu Weiyang moved to his side and called his name softly, after confirming that he was asleep, he tiptoed out of bed.

【My dear host, are you sure you really want to do this?Don't steal the chicken and lose the rice. 】

"Shut up." Lu Weiyang ran into the study with small steps on tiptoe.He quickly closed the door, he was a little lethargic during pregnancy.

After ten o'clock in the evening, the palace will turn off the lights.

It was stricter than when he was in school, there would be guards standing in front of the study, Lu Weiyang came in easily by claiming that he was here to help Jiang Ge get things.

"My lord, the princess entered your study, opened your secret room, and studied the history books of the previous dynasty in it."

Listening to the report from the hidden guard, the person on the bed couldn't laugh or cry. When Lu Weiyang asked him if he was asleep, he opened his eyes and responded.

But there was no sound, Lu Weiyang walked around him like a kitten.

"Then you quietly put a thick coat where he can see it." Jiang Pei consciously slept inside.

The guard was dazed, wearing a mask, almost walking against the wall to blend in with the thick night, holding his breath and putting his clothes on the table.

Under the light of the candle, the man put it on without even noticing that he was holding it. The guard felt that his self-esteem had been greatly insulted.

Standing on tiptoe and kneeling in the dark, Lu Weiyang kept staring at him. As time passed, Lu Weiyang stretched his stiff waist.

"This history book is not so bloody, there is no picture of nine sons taking the throne." Lu Weiyang rubbed his eyes and put the book back on the shelf.

The guard breathed a sigh of relief, but when he was about to move his feet to leave, Lu Weiyang held his shoulders: "Sneaking at me for so long, pack up your things before leaving."

"Eh..." The little guard was so nervous that he lost his voice, finally he could only nod, and swept away the fruit peel that Lu Weiyang threw on the ground.

Holding the broom, wondering: "Is it true that someone will see me and not make a sound?"