The most miserable host of Kuai Chuan is none other than me

It didn't sound like a maid, nor his bodyguard Jin Rong.Lu Weiyang's face was pale, and he squinted one eye to see who was coming.

"Meow." When he opened his eyes, he saw the cat's whiskers so close that he was so frightened that he nearly rolled to the ground.

"Is this your cat?" The young girl changed into a green dress today, looking like a hibiscus out of water.

"That's right." Lu Weiyang blocked his face, seeing that the vicious and lazy eyes in the young girl's eyes really didn't match her age, he trembled in his heart.

The girl smiled softly, and stuffed the cat into his arms, her eyes suddenly brightened, her apple muscles dimpled: "Did you come here through time travel?"

"..."

System, what's the situation?

[It's not very clear yet, you may have collided with someone else on the map, let's take a step at a time. 】

"Miss, you're joking, I don't understand what you said." Lu Weiyang's acting stupidity practiced in school will come in handy.

The girl is wearing a flying fairy bun, wearing a step shake, and there is a beauty spot between her eyebrows that does not affect her appearance, but adds to the icing on the cake.

At this moment, the brows are slightly raised, and the standard pouting lips are filled with a smile: "As for me, I came here because I made a mistake."

"How do you say that?" Lu Weiyang sat down and picked up the folding fan, fanned it twice in a dignified manner, and pulled up his clothes in a serious manner.

The word time travel is too advanced, but he still can't believe that a half-grown girl will not belong to this time and space just like himself.

"You may not believe it, but the girl and the forensic doctor were dissecting the corpse, and suddenly there was lightning and thunder, and I came here." The girl threw away the handkerchief in disgust, "This sounds like a plot from a romance novel."

"Well, I don't know much about this matter, the girl should go elsewhere to talk about it."

The conversation between his closest subordinate and the prince just now lingers in his mind, this time and space is too incredible.

With such an unreliable system, he temporarily gave up the idea of ​​dominating the world.

"Not interested? Does the princess want to cosplay in front of a normal person like me?" The girl grabbed his long sleeves and stared at him with round eyes.

The atmosphere was deadlocked, and the maid on the side of the road would not come over to pull them away.In the eyes of those people, this is just a child acting like a baby to the princess.

The cold knife tip pierced Lu Weiyang's thin wrist under the cover of layers of fabric, as long as she exerted force, he would surely die.

"Woman, if you have something to say, speak up, how much silver do you want, the palace has enough." Lu Weiyang remained motionless, this girl has a bad temper, and she absolutely cannot recognize each other.

"I'll say it again...how about this, let's match the code."

The little girl's skin was pale and pink, her eyes were gloomy, she was biting the dead skin on her lips, thinking about what Lu Weiyang could catch up with.

"How about this, tell me the code, if I can catch it, we will unite the front." Her sharp eyes are different from her decisive personality, not to mention that in this world, killing Lu Weiyang is like crushing an ant So simple.

Lu Weiyang tightened his lips, the power of life and death was invisibly handed over to him, if he asked, the girl couldn't answer.

They parted ways immediately, each finding his way back.According to the girl's answer, it is not certain that her forensic medicine career can help Lu Weiyang survive.

"Well, I said the name of the character, you just need to say the famous quote about him." Lu Weiyang's lips were smooth, and he spoke normally.

The little girl just couldn't take it anymore, she patted him on the back, and complained, "Brother, can you be a little numb? I've read a lot of poetry and books, hurry up."

"Then... Lu Weiyang suddenly thought of the book that his cousin lent him, the name of the male protagonist full of hope, "That's Jiang Cheng? "

The little girl clicked her tongue and dismissed it: "I didn't see that your hobby is quite unique."

"He is the male protagonist in the best-selling novel "Saving the Wild", his boyfriend is Gu Fei, and Gu Fei has a younger sister named Gu...

"Uh..." Lu Weiyang nodded, "Okay, the confirmation is over, can you put the knife down?"

The little girl was startled, and the willow-leaf eyebrows that were wrinkled together opened again, and she nodded: "Okay. I can help you cure the disease and detoxify, but I have a condition, no matter where you go, you must take me with you."

"Do you also take it to the toilet?" Lu Weiyang tasted the glutinous rice, not understanding what she meant.

The girl is completely dead pig and is not afraid of boiling water: "If you want to bring it, I don't care anyway."

"Then you have to say your name?" Lu Weiyang felt that this girl was not a good person.

"My name is Li Li, you are right. In the real world, I also work part-time as Jiang Ge's manager."

Li Li is more alcoholic. She is a lonely middle-aged woman and the elderly can't bear to be put into the body of a child.

Some time ago, she was still in the temple, chant scriptures and bullied with the group of monks every day, and the wooden fish under her hands almost broke.

I don't know what sutra she recited herself, and whom she prayed for.

A few days ago, she came with the little master who went down the mountain to buy food, and she ran out after taking advantage of the prince's wedding.

According to childhood memories, I found this place by bumps and bumps. As soon as I arrived at the door, a group of maids pulled her and called her Miss.

It feels unfriendly. If you really want them to show such enthusiasm, how can the young Jiang Qingyue get lost.

"Jiang Ge's manager?" Lu Weiyang almost spit out what he ate, and was so surprised that he lost his voice.

"Otherwise? Maybe I have dissected too many corpses, and God can't stand it anymore?"

Li Li propped her head up, committing menopausal problems in a body that did not belong to her.

She questioned herself in this life. Strictly speaking, she did not do many bad things in her previous life. The autopsy was also to help the police find evidence.

And there is a license issued by the state, no matter how bad it is, you won't cross over just because of this.Also, she bought a navy before to attack Lu Weiyang.

But in the end, he also failed to scold Lu Weiyang, and was bitten back, scaring the sailors to throw away their helmets and armor and run away.

"So you said that your task is to prevent Jiang Ge from becoming black, and then not to die?" Li Li accurately pinpointed the point in his long-winded nonsense.

"Hey"

"Hey hey!"

The two people sitting in front of the stone table sighed, not because this task was so difficult to complete, they were quiet people, and they couldn't study ancient things.

"Princess, you're awake." Jin Rong looked at the one big and one young who were depressed, with sweat dripping from his palms.

Lu Weiyang's eyes were bright, so he naturally didn't miss the subtle expression on his face. He tapped on the bench twice: "With such a hard rock, do you think I should be able to sleep?"

"I saw you sleeping just now." Jin Rong's nervous demeanor pierced Lu Weiyang's heart.

He was absolutely sincere to this guard, but he didn't want to be nice to him at all, and wanted to kill him and put the shit prince on the throne.

"The princess is here. I found a rare item in the cottage." Jiang Ge took out a wooden box and placed it in the middle of the table.

Lu Weiyang was still immersed in the shame and indignation that he fed the dog sincerely, and rolled his eyes, which was already considered a great deal of face.

Seeing his indifferent reaction, Jin Rong and Jiang Ge glanced at each other quickly and indistinctly, Lu Weiyang's brows formed a "Chuan" character.

Jinrong's dishonesty to him must have happened early in the morning, and everything can be traced.It is because he is too stupid and the emperor is not smart that he will marry civil and military.

"Princess, I'm really not curious. What's in this box, my lord?" Jiang Ge was like a profiteer selling toys, trying his best to make his toys very novel for children to see.

But they are not children.

[Protagonist coolness -10 in total. 】

"Wow, let me see what's inside, I've never seen such a rare treasure in eight lifetimes." Lu Weiyang cursed in his heart, pressing the table to cater to him reluctantly.

[Protagonist favorability +1, a total of 13. 】

System, why do you deduct so many points when you deduct points, and add a little bit when you add points.

[If you let the protagonist have a good time, won't the score come back? 】

Oh my gosh, shut up.What foul language are you talking about.

"This should be a divine object. This king has never seen such a magical thing, and I can't find a second one."

Jiang Ge was still exaggerating, Lu Weiyang clicked his tongue in a low voice, took the box and opened it directly, and Western music started immediately.

"A music box." Li Li muttered in a low voice, clasped her hands, and glanced awkwardly.

"A very ordinary music box." There are a few night pearls in Lu Weiyang's quilt, which is high technology to him.

His little niece doesn't know how many music boxes of this kind.But from the age of eight, the kid didn't like it anymore, and gave him two during the holidays.

The good name is for him, but in fact it just doesn't fit in the house.It's a pity to throw it away, it's a wonderful childhood memory.

"It's Prime Minister Lu, have you ever bought such a magical thing for your wife?"

Jiang Ge closed the box feebly, his hot and cold attitude made Lu Weiyang almost doubt whether he had a triple personality.

"No, my dad never brought me such a rare thing. I've never seen such a thing before. I really like it to death."

Li Li silently watched his soulless praise from the side, and suddenly felt that Lu Weiyang's thick skin was a mystery.

Jiang Ge's acting skills, who was born in a major, have also been recognized by many seniors in the entertainment industry, and the frequent awards are also the result of his hard work.

Lu Weiyang dissed Jiang Ge when he had nothing to do, saying that his acting skills were not good, so he might as well replace him, there must be financial backers and capital support behind him.

As far as his pale performance is concerned, it's like a candle through the window paper, it's a mess.

"Madam doesn't need to force you if you don't like it, Jin Rong just accept it. When you're bored, it's not bad to take it out."

Before Jiang Ge finished speaking, Jin Rong put away the wooden music box.

He lowered his head and looked down, completely ignoring the presence of children at the scene, and grasped Lu Weiyang's waist tightly along Lu Weiyang's smooth back.

"My lord, let go first. You've had a hard time riding horses and killing bandits on the road. I'll wait for you to take a bath first." Lu Weiyang leaned against his body, avoiding his lips that were about to be kissed.

"You think this king is stinky?" Jiang Ge picked him up as if he had listened to his suggestion, picked him up and walked into the room.

In the gazebo, Li Li made a helpless expression towards the pillar, walked to the cobblestone path, squatted on the ground and whistled, and the fat cat crawled out from the grass.

"It's just a common trick for young people to pursue love." She picked up the cat and scratched the cat on his body.

After seeing the interaction between Lu Weiyang and Jiang Ge, the restless and restless mood also settled down, and it seems pretty good to take this opportunity to make up for the regret of not having a relationship.

Poor Lu Weiyang was still rolling up his sleeves to bathe the prince, but he didn't know that there was another traitor beside him.

"Has the lord eaten?" Lu Weiyang rubbed his back, still muttering his social trilogy.

"It's been a long time since noon, have you already eaten?"

"My lord has eaten." Jiang Ge squinted his eyes and enjoyed his massage, and an indescribable part slowly stood up.

Unbearably hungry and thirsty, Jiang Ge cleared his throat: "Madam, can you use a little more strength? It's even more uncomfortable for you to scratch me like this."

Lu Weiyang didn't hear his words clearly, moved the small bench, went around to the front, lying on the edge of the basin, panting tiredly: "Wang......?"

"It's nothing. This king thinks that Jinrong is really good, and he is a good guard." Seeing that he was too tired to speak completely, Jiang Ge stopped him from pressing the button and chatted face to face.

Lu Weiyang wanted to scold him very much, and speculated that his intention was to get Jin Rong to go there, so that he would die of poison in a logical way.

Kill yourself without firing a single soldier.

There is no such good thing in the world, Lu Weiyang immediately raised his arm, pressed his temples, and waited until the man closed his eyes.

He grinned and answered him: "Oh, really? Right. I think so too, thank you for your approval."

"En." Jiang Ge squeezed his hand contentedly, and closed his heavy eyelids.

Heifengzhai was easy to defend and difficult to attack, but fortunately he took it down.Jin Rong came to report the situation and expressed his sincerity to Lu Weiyang.

It was the only good news he heard this month, Lu Weiyang was very suitable for him, although he was a bit unruly and willful, but he had a good temper and could tolerate it.

The hot water made Lu Weiyang drowsy too, he slipped his hands dishonestly into the water, and touched the man's six-pack abs.

"Jiang Ge, you are so good-looking. If you hadn't done that stupid thing, maybe I would have persuaded my mother now, and you would be able to marry me home like you do now."

The sleeping person seemed to have heard his words subconsciously, grabbed the water, and wrinkled his brows together because of the comfort.

"Damn it, it hurts me to death. Are you afraid that I'll run away if you hold on to the fucking thing so tightly?"

Lu Weiyang lowered his head and opened his hands one by one. When he opened them all, he looked up and found that the man had opened his eyes at some point.

The jet-black pupils shot over sharply, the peach blossom eyes were still so beautiful, and the well-defined eyelashes were even deeper and more attractive with a little water vapor on them.

He touched Lu Weiyang's waist with his big hand, and said softly with thin lips: "I don't quite understand, what were you talking about just now? You said you were tight?"