My rival is allergic to pheromones

It was probably because of the good results in this confrontation with Yuan Caixing that the rest of the people in the conference room realized that Beta, who looked gentle, had wet eyes and was slightly thin, was not easy to mess with. There was also an Alpha who couldn't see the details clearly but was obviously dazzled and stood on the same side as him, so even if some people complained about Lin Luoyi's behavior just now, they had to endure it for a while.

After that, the small class of earth knowledge became inexplicably harmonious.

Sidney Owen is indeed a good professor.He speaks at a moderate speed, his lectures are very skillful, and he understands what the people sitting under the podium want to hear, so he doesn't quote the classics in school as usual, but uses simple and vivid language as much as possible. This kind of popular science attitude introduces the situation of the earth to everyone, including the current environment of the earth, the difficulties they may face after arriving on the earth, and the most interactive so far-the teaching of the main language of the earth.

"Theoretically speaking, since the era of destruction, the vast majority of human beings have given up on the earth and went to space. Even if there are still a very small number of human beings who choose to stay due to various reasons, they will die soon in the harsh ecological environment. Therefore, it is unlikely that there will be aboriginal people. But there are always miracles in the development of human beings. Just in case, I will teach you a few words here." Sidney paused deliberately when he said this , as if he wanted to use this to draw everyone's attention, and he continued to speak when everyone in the audience cast curious glances at him.

"According to many years of research by me and several other linguists, these sentences come from the most commonly used languages ​​in the ancient earth era, and they are all friendly. This is very important. Please think about it—if we If you really meet the remnants of the ancient earth, these few words will play a big role."

This sentence instantly aroused the audience's thinking and imagination.

Alexia chuckled lightly, then blinked coquettishly: "This is good, it's much more interesting than the ones just now. Besides, retro-oriented TV dramas and movies are very popular recently, and I might be able to go there after I learn it." Playing a person on earth! It’s best to be a girl in a primitive tribe who can divination for people’s fate. She is beautiful, mysterious and extremely tragic, and she is finally tied to the stake by the ignorant and indifferent people. Isn’t it very dramatic?”

In just a few words, she even thought up the biography of the characters for herself, but the real wife is too old-fashioned, and she has only seen such plots in second-rate American dramas, Lin Luoyi thought dumbfounded.

"It's really interesting. I can speak the official languages ​​of 26 planets and three or four particularly remote dialects, but I can't speak the earth dialect. I can learn it today." The tour guide Luo Linna also said with a smile.

"Okay, let's start now. Next, let me say something, everyone follow me." Seeing everyone's enthusiasm, Sidney didn't say much, and went straight to the topic, "First of all, English, this is the ancient earth. This is the most widely used language to say hello," Sidney seemed a little nervous, he took a deep breath, and then said with a serious face, "Hello!"

"Hey, it's not difficult,—hello? Is that what you said?"

"Halo!"

"Hello? Hello? Hallo?"

Lin Luoyi: "..."

"Yeah, yes, everyone has mastered this word very well. It means 'hello', so everyone should smile when you say it. Let's do it again, this time louder-Hello!"

"Hello!"

"Great!" Sidney applauded: "In addition to hello, sometimes in order to open up the conversation, it is also important to ask the other party 'how are you', so the next sentence is-Howareyou? How are you?"

As Jenny Denny and Li Ming's old friend and Li Hua's loyal shooter, even though Lin Luoyi has graduated for many years, when she heard this sentence, she still answered the following content reflexively: "——I'm fine, thanks, and you? "

He spoke quickly, and when he finished speaking, he had a painful expression on his face.

However, Huo Xishan, who was sitting next to him, was startled: "You can even speak the language of the earth? And you can speak it so fluently. By the way, what do these sentences mean?"

"..."

Huo Xishan raised his eyebrows, "Doctor Lin, you answered every question yesterday, why don't you talk now? Is it because I didn't pay?"

"not like this……"

Lin Luoyi felt that her head was getting bigger, as if she was a traitor among the kindergarten children. Other children were all excited and serious about learning English from the teacher, saying "Okay!" "At the time, he didn't feel proud even though he had passed the fourth and sixth grades. Instead, he felt a little... pain in the ass.

"English...I mean I learned this earth language by myself, and I don't know much about it. The words just now meant 'how are you' and 'I'm fine, thank you, how about you'," Lin said. Luo Yi wiped his face, tried to calm down, and answered Huo Xishan's question seriously, "It's a simple and friendly greeting."

"That's it..." Huo Xishan nodded, and continued to carry forward the spirit of seeking knowledge and learning: "What did you say just now? Teach me too."

"Fine……"

After 1 minute, Huo Xishan learned.

"Shall we practice?"

"?"

"You ask me to answer, and then I ask you to answer. You start first."

"..."

After learning "Howareyou", Sidney taught a few more sentences such as "the weather is nice", "I am a good person" and the very practical "help", and the English teaching finally came to an end.However, before Lin Luoyi could breathe a sigh of relief, Sidney had already quickly changed his accent, and said with the same serious attitude as before, "You ate the mud!"

Lin Luoyi: "..."

I have to say that Sidney's attitude is very correct, especially as an alien, it is really good that he can speak Chinese like this, but like most foreigners who learn Chinese, he also It is also unavoidable that the tongue cannot be straightened.

"Howling mud? Mud..." Huo Xishan got stuck halfway through the retelling, turned his head to look at Lin Luoyi, and asked half in Chinese and half in Commonwealth: "What's wrong with the mud?"

"Have you eaten?" Lin Luoyi looked desperate, as if the sentence was not "Have you eaten" but "Are you alive", "You-ok, did you-eat-?" He slowed down, He said to Huo Xishan word by word in standard Chinese, and then switched back to the common language of the Commonwealth, "It means to ask if you have eaten yet."

"I've eaten," Huo Xishan smiled, and at this moment, he used the English he just learned to ask Lin Luoyi, "andyou?"

"..."

silence.

"Why, am I wrong?" Huo Xishan showed a puzzled expression, "Just now you asked me 'how are you', and I said 'I'm fine, how about you', 'how about you' doesn't mean 'andyou' '? You asked me if I ate it, and I replied 'I ate it, how about you', is there something wrong?"

Good fucking logic, it sounds like there's really nothing wrong with it.

Lin Luoyi paused for two seconds, decided not to discuss this issue, and said evasively: "Anyway, don't mix Chinese and English in such a way, or this level of mixing, you will be laughed at, understand?"

"Huh?" Huo Xishan raised an eyebrow.

"Absolutely not." Lin Luoyi emphasized.

"Okay, I remembered. So did you eat?"

"Did you mean breakfast? No." Lin Luoyi shook her head, felt her condition, and said honestly, "I'm hungry."

"Me too, let's have dinner together later."

……

I learned a few new phrases and practiced for a while. Seeing that the time for lunch is coming, the small class of earth knowledge has come to an end. Sidney praised everyone for their hard work and eagerness to learn, and is about to announce the end of the class When Lin Luoyi raised her hands to applaud——

"As the end of the language teaching part, I would like to invite two students to come up and review what I just learned in the form of a dialogue. Who of you wants to volunteer? Let me see, ah, Dr. Lin raised his hand! Then invite Lin Come on, doctor, it really is someone who loves earth culture and has studied it for a long time, Doctor Lin is full of confidence when he sees it."

"..."

What the hell kind of plot is this?Hasn't he already traveled to the space age? How come he still encounters this kind of questioner who appears 5 minutes before get out of class ends and makes no math scum shiver? ?

As for? !

Lin Luoyi paused, and before he could react, Sidney took the lead in applauding, and walked to the side while clapping, giving way to the podium.

"Who will be Dr. Lin's partner?" He glanced at the rest of the people.

Stevenson hesitated for a moment, feeling his sleeve being pulled slightly, and when he looked up, he saw Yuan Caixing looking at him eagerly, "Stevenson, you go, you obviously mean it." that's great!"

"But I have learned these things from the teacher before, so it's not good to compare with Dr. Lin like this."

"It's okay, it's just practice anyway, and Professor Owen didn't say you can't go up." Yuan Caixing moved closer, and the faint fragrance unique to Omega enveloped Stevenson like a layer of tulle.

"Okay!" Stevenson took a deep breath, then raised his hand, "Teacher, let me do it."

"You?" Sidney froze for a moment, "Alright, it's just you."

"Come on!" Yuan Caixing cheered Stevenson up in a low voice.

Stevenson went up.To be honest, his proficiency is really good. Whether it is English or Chinese, his pronunciation is pretty standard. He doesn’t have the feeling of being stung by a bee, and he is the absolute king among preschool children. Opposite him is Lin Luoyi.

In terms of language, Lin Luoyi is the real devil of the earth.

The absolute king of the preschool class and the big devil of the earth stood face to face, ready to show everyone their learning results in this class, and Sidney clapped his hands on the side: "Let's start."

"Hello!"

"How you?"

"Bonjour!"

"Hola!"

……

"Mud Howl!"

"Hello."

"Did you eat the mud?"

"I ate already, how about you?"

"What did the mud eat?"

"???"

Lin Luoyi was stunned for a moment, thinking that she had heard wrong.

This sentence comes out of nowhere, and it is definitely not what Sidney taught just now. After all, the answer to this question is varied, and it is really endless to teach. Besides, no matter how knowledgeable Sidney is, I am afraid he will not know it. Too many earth dish names.

So Stevenson glanced down the stage, and asked again stutteringly: "What do you eat with mud?"

Lin Luoyi followed his gaze, and Yuan Caixing under the podium completely forgot how miserable he was crying just now, and was squinting his eyes and smiling sweetly at this moment.

"Does Dr. Lin not understand? Still don't know how to answer?" Yuan Caixing tilted his head innocently, and said empathetically, "This sentence is really too difficult, even someone who loves the earth like Dr. Lin can't understand it."

It's coming again... Lin Luoyi was quite speechless, he really didn't understand why someone would be so obsessed with eating and not beating, and rushing to give away the head.

"Stevenson asked me what I ate. I should be free to play this question, right?" Lin Luoyi explained to the others in the audience, then exhaled, nodded slightly, and switched to standard Chinese With a straight face, he said: "Steamed lamb, steamed bear, steamed deer tail, roasted flower duck, roasted chick * chicken, roasted goose, stewed salted duck sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, air-dried meat, sausage, assorted Su plate smoked chicken, white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, rice stuffed Duck! How about it, do you still want to hear it?"

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*hungry……

*Thanks for the secretive mine, bow down.jpg