Accumulate feathers sink the boat

It was a long night, and the cicadas flooded into the windows with the summer night, and they kept calling "嘒嘒—嘒嘒" in every place that filled the air, like a demonstration, more like a mockery.Lu Xiangzhou's anger was stagnant, and after practicing the Great Teleportation countless times on the bed, he finally got up and opened the window when the sky was shining, wanting to take a last breath of fresh air before he died of anger.

As a result, I saw the two sparrows that pulled up from the tree because of fright—flapping their wings, clinging to each other and flying away.

"Damn!! Even sparrows sleep together at night!!!"

The last sliver of clarity was overwhelmed by the affection of the animal world, Lu Xiangzhou opened the door with a "bang", intending to rush over to find Gong Yu's theory.But who would have thought that Gong Yu's head would stick out from the corridor at the end of the bedroom before he could take a step forward: "Xiang Zhou?? Why did you get up? It's only 06:30!"

"Shouldn't I ask you this?"

Unlike his crumpled pajamas, Gong Yu had already changed into a T-shirt and shorts for going out, and he didn't know if he was about to go out or came back.

"Oh, I went out to buy some fresh meat, and I was thinking of making some porridge and steamed buns for you."

"06:30 to cook porridge and steam buns? Then what time do I have to get up? Didn't I have the right to sleep late on the first day I got home?!"

Lu Xiangzhou's puffed-up appearance looked very cute, Gong Yu couldn't hold back, walked over and pinched his face: "How is that possible, I haven't chopped this stuffing yet, no matter what, it will take an hour or two, If it’s done and you haven’t gotten up yet, I’ll put it in the steamer to warm it up, and it’s fine.”

"But it's still very early..." Gong Yu's fingertips were slightly cool and moist, probably because he had just touched the water. Lu Xiangzhou was pinched a few times by such hands, then his hair was stroked again, and then he was beaten seemingly casually. But in fact, he patted his shoulder too gently, and his whole body was like a pressure cooker that had been emptied, and it was a squib.

"I'm used to getting up early, but you, why did you get up so early and didn't sleep well last night?"

"Didn't sleep well! Didn't sleep at all!"

"Why? The bed is not comfortable?"

It's comfortable, but it's too comfortable, and I can't help thinking that in the past, this probably should be a bed for two people, and it probably seems that two people should be able to do something else on the bed besides sleeping.But can Lu Xiangzhou say that, he can't, he still has face, so even if there are thousands of anguish, what he said is just a perfunctory answer like "Yes, I accept the bed".

"Recognize the bed? Then you didn't sleep well in Hong Kong?? No, did you not sleep well in the teacher's apartment when you first got divorced? At that time, you still—"

Thinking of Lu Xiangzhou's situation at that time, Gong Yu's heart felt like a knife was twisted, and he didn't care that his other hand was still stained with flour, so he hugged him into his arms.

"I'm sorry, I don't know, I should want it! Then let's go back to the apartment today and bring over your pillow and quilt over there. Would it be better?"

"Won't!"

The sparrows flying away in pairs became clear again in Lu Xiangzhou's mind, he stepped on Gong Yu's foot with all his strength, and then said viciously: "I'm going to go back to sleep! You can't wake me up for breakfast! "

"Eh, eh? I didn't intend to ask you to have breakfast, I just—"

"Oh!"

The sound of the door closing was deafening, Gong Yu stared at the door panel for a long time in a daze, not trying to figure out where he said something wrong just now.It turns out that falling in love is so difficult. Some comrades who are divorced but still have a love level at the level of primary and secondary schools shook their heads silently, secretly vowing to make persistent efforts and resolutely live up to the people's trust in them.

But of course, love puzzles are by no means as rational as overcoming medical difficulties.

After trying various solutions such as changing the quilt, changing the pillow, buying aromatherapy, and buying a night light, Lu Xiangzhou's insomnia still has not been completely relieved. Gong Yu felt really hurt when he saw his dark circles getting deeper and deeper. Gotta get tight.

"Why don't you move back, I'll accompany you there, you sleep on the bed, I sleep on the sofa, let's talk slowly first?"

What kind of nonsense proposal is this?Lu Xiangzhou said angrily: "Then why don't we live apart again, I sleep on the bed over there, and you sleep on the bed here, maybe it's not the bed's problem, but the person's problem?"

"That......"

"Then what? Isn't that impossible?"

"How is that possible, you finally came back, there is no reason to separate again..."

Gong Yu knew that Lu Xiangzhou was talking to anger him, but right now he really couldn't think of a better way.

"Oh, what? Does it mean that we are not separated now?"

"How can we be separated now? Look at how good we are now. We can eat together, walk together, and chat together, and I can see you every day when I open my eyes. Why—"

"You can see me when you open your eyes? Tell me, how did you see me when you opened your eyes? Why do I only see the ceiling when I open my eyes?"

"Hey, this is... just a rough idea. Anyway, you are the first person I see every day, and you are the last person I see every day. How wonderful. Although it is the same, but...but Don't I even cherish it..."

It was so sincere and touching that Lu Xiangzhou didn't know how to say it if he wanted to curse someone.

"Gong Yu, although I doubted it before, I still want to confirm it with you again. Have you never been in a relationship before you met me? Don't tell me that Omega has pursued you again, what? How many love letters have I received, I am asking about love, the kind of love that is serious, holding hands and kissing, is there any?"

"Yes... yes, why not, I... When I was in college, there was a Beta in my class, no, you know, it was Zhang Lina, when we—"

"Sister Lina said that you held hands four times, and then you broke up because she couldn't memorize anatomy diagrams."

"Yes...it's true that this is the case, but...but it's also a relationship..."

So where is it called falling in love? ? ?Lu Xiangzhou snarled and was speechless, thinking that Gong Yu was really a blessing obtained in eight lifetimes, if it wasn't for him, he wouldn't even be able to get married in this lifetime.

"Then I have to thank you, not only did I not dislike me for not being able to dissect anatomical diagrams, but I also did everything that can be done in a relationship?"

"Of course it doesn't mean that. At that time, we... let nature take its course. When the time comes, we will naturally..."

It's time?Then it’s not the time yet, if you want to divorce and remarry, you have to clear everything and start all over again?If it wasn't for the fact that there were no remarriage cases around, Lu Xiangzhou really wanted to invite someone to his home and ask him to see if he was too impatient or Gong Yu was too lazy.

"Oh, let's not talk about the past. Didn't we talk about love until the end? I still like you the most and want to be with you the most." Thinking that Lu Xiangzhou wanted to settle the old score, Gong Yu hurriedly coaxed people to give up the matter. Covering it, "I forgot to tell you, your birthday is next week, do you want to go out to eat or eat at home?"

"Eat at home. I'm going to my mother's place in the evening. It's too hot to go out at noon."

"Okay, then I'll make you a big table of dishes to ensure that the birthday star is satisfied!"

"Do you want to send me away with a table of dishes?"

"How is that possible, there is still a birthday gift, but...but...that's it, I bought it late, I haven't cleared customs yet, I'm afraid it won't arrive next week, can you wait ?”

"Why did you buy it late? Did you just find out about my birthday?"

"Oh, nonsense, I didn't want to buy it before, but I didn't dare to buy it. I was afraid that you would be angry. I placed an order the day you moved back, but who knew that they were so slow, and it hasn't arrived for two weeks..."

"Eh? No," Lu Xiangzhou discovered a blind spot, "What needs to be cleared? Foreign?"

"Well, it's from France. The photocopy of Flaubert's manuscript is also of a certain age. I found it on a book auction website."

"What book auction website? Is it from France? How do you know about this website? No, how did you know that I like Flaubert? No, no, why do you even tell me what gift it is?! Gong Yu! You Does this person have common sense??"

"Hahaha," the long series of questions made Gong Yu laugh, "Which one of your so many questions should I answer first? Can you pick and choose?"

"No! Tell me one by one!"

"Oh, I searched for the French website. It took me a long time to find it. The website has an English version. The operation is quite simple, but the settlement is a bit troublesome. They don't accept RMB. Credit card, that's where you bought your Bovary too. Knowing that you like Flaubert because I've taken your class, it's hard not to notice that you like Flaubert when you say that Right? And tell you that it’s not because you asked me, and it’s not just this birthday, you like surprises, I won’t say anything in the future, no matter how you ask me, okay?”

okay?Lu Xiangzhou read countless emotions from Gong Yu's short rhetorical question, including showing off, jeering, threatening, and provocative, but he refused to accept this, squinting his eyes and said: "If you don't say it, don't say it, here you are." Yes, with your IQ, I can guess it myself."

"Yes, yes, you can guess it, but I didn't say that this is the only gift for your birthday, the rest... will be revealed in due time."

Unexpectedly, Gong Yu still had a backup, Lu Xiangzhou was quite surprised, and every day after that, he secretly speculated, hoping that Gong Yu would give him a big one, but he was afraid that Gong Yu would really give him a big one. big.In this way, after five days of happy guessing, the birthday finally arrived.

Lu Xiangzhou still didn't sleep well that day, and when the sun was about to rise from the slope to the top, a carp finally jumped up from Gong Yu's evil hotbed, and rushed straight to the living room in a daze.

"Where is my birthday present?!"

"Oh ancestor, wear shoes! Don't be afraid of falling!"

"Wear it in a while, where is my gift?"

"In the oven, you can see it after you put on your shoes, take a shower, blow-dry your hair, and choose beautiful clothes."

"Is there something delicious?"

"Yes, yes, go and put on your shoes, and come out after finishing your work."

There were also food for birthday presents, Lu Xiangzhou muttered as he walked back, thinking that Gong Yu had better be a little sincere, otherwise he wouldn't go home tonight, and Gong Yu would be mad at him.

As a result, when the aroma of the cake filled the living room, Lu Xiangzhou was completely dumbfounded: "What is this? Isn't this the cake from Yanjing? Why is it in our kitchen??"

"Because only half of it is from Yanjing," Gong Yu said with a smile, "You always say you want to eat it, and it's impossible to deliver cakes from Yanjing, so I contacted the clerk there, bought an ingredient package, and prepared it myself I made it according to the tutorials on the Internet. The mounting flowers are a little ugly, but the taste is definitely not lost. I strictly controlled the time, heat and ingredient ratio, and I can definitely distinguish the fake from the real!"

Driven by some evil force, Lu Xiangzhou didn't put in the candle, didn't make his wish, so he took a chopstick and stuffed it into his mouth. !It was exactly the same as what he had eaten in Yanjing a few years ago! ! !Unexpectedly, in just a few months, Gong Yu's cooking skills have reached such a level, Lu Xiangzhou's eyes watered, and he felt that this birthday was too good.

"Is it okay?"

Seeing that Lu Xiangzhou was eating without speaking, Gong Yu gently put his head on his shoulder: "Happy birthday, little guy, there will be cake every year from now on, and someone will accompany you every day."

"But...but next time I eat it, it will be next year's birthday..." Lu Xiangzhou looked ahead, this year's birthday cake has not been eaten yet, and he has already looked forward to next year.

"Who said, if you want to eat, I will make it for you anytime."

Gong Yu's words were sincere, and Lu Xiangzhou absolutely believed that he was not lying, but he didn't expect that it would come true so quickly.When he was going to eat at Chen Min's at night, he actually received another courier from his home. When the courier asked who Lu Xiangzhou was with a big cake in poor packaging, he couldn't even imagine how Gong Yu was in that day. Operate out of two cakes.

And Chen Min at the side was also stunned, Lu Xiangzhou's birthdays were always celebrated with his family members, knowing that he would give presents on his birthday, there was only one Gong Yu for so many years, but Gong Yu...

Lu Xiangzhou opened the birthday card on the cake wrapper. Chen Min leaned over to take a look, and saw the familiar handwriting:

"I want to give you cake every day, and I want you to always remember the sweetness and forget the bitterness.

—— Gong Yu"