Accumulate feathers sink the boat

I don't know why I am happy and why I am at ease.

Lu Xiangzhou felt that Gong Yu was the only person in the world who would commit this kind of problem.Because this person seems to be born without a nerve of perception, and only knows how to reason superficially.If you eat happily, it means that the food is delicious; if you travel happily, it means that the scenery is good; if the patient is happy, it means that the disease is cured.I don't think too much about it, in these material and physical emotional reactions, is it possible that a little bit of human subjective emotion is at work, and is it possible that even if these objective conditions do not exist, human beings will suffer because of their own emotions? Emotionally inclined to be happy.

"So you didn't study psychology in college?"

"what?"

"Psychology! Or neurology, psychiatry, who knows what it's called in your medicine, anyway, it's the kind of subject that analyzes people's psychology. Even if you are born lacking that nerve, you should learn it the day after tomorrow. Human beings are happy or Unhappy, won’t they always be connected by a single thread?”

"Single thread... fixed link?"

There were two big deep but confused eyes embedded in Gong Yu's white head, Lu Xiangzhou looked at this stupid man who couldn't figure out his mind, and felt a little cute.

"It's not that good weather means good mood, and not everyone laughs when they get rich. Good things and happiness are not necessarily related. Humans feel good mood, which is the result of many factors working together!"

"Oh... oh oh!"

The truth is obviously very simple, but Lu Xiangzhou's mouth is full of knowledge. Gong Yu nodded fiercely, expressing that he not only understood, but also felt very reasonable.

"...Am I here to teach you?"

Lu Xiangzhou suddenly felt that the atmosphere of this conversation was extremely strange. It was originally affectionate and affectionate, but why did it suddenly become a science popularization site for people with emotional disabilities?He took a look at Gong Yu's peeled shrimp, and decisively decided to eat well. People depend on food, and it is always right to eat more vegetables when they have difficulties.

"Then...then so—"

"Shut up, eat, don't talk when you eat, don't talk when you sleep, aren't you very strict with the family rules, why do you have a lot of troubles with me?"

The desire to talk was interrupted, and then the desire to learn was blocked again. Gong Yu stared blankly at Lu Xiangzhou, who was feasting, and felt that it was neither right nor wrong for him to participate or not to participate.

"Is there poison in the food? Otherwise, why don't you just watch me eat without taking a bite?"

"How... how is it possible!"

Gong Yu felt that he had been wronged for making such a big accusation without eating.

"Then why don't you eat?"

"I...hey, I'll just watch you eat for a while, I don't know when I'll cook for you next time..."

"What? Is this the Last Supper? Are you Judas or Jesus?"

"Don't tease me, okay?" Gong Yu smiled wryly, "I'm just happy, you're still willing to eat my cooking, no matter what the reason is... it's a great thing."

"No matter what the reason? Gong Yu, do you really think I'm making it up to you?"

?That's not it?Gong Yu is thankful that his ability to control his mouth is still good, otherwise he would really be able to directly ask this question that would destroy the atmosphere.

"Why should I compensate you??"

Lu Xiangzhou didn't even have time to swallow the food, so he started to get angry at Gong Yu.

"What did I do to apologize to you? Did you fall yourself? Did I ask you to help? No, I didn't even know you were behind. Take you to the hospital and hire a nurse , It is entirely out of my personal cultivation, it is me, through a small action, to express my gratitude to you. Note, it is thanks! No matter how poor your Chinese is, you have learned it in nine years of compulsory education, right? Are gratitude and compensation synonyms? ?”

"I do not have--"

"Also, is it none of my business that you are sick? You, a dignified obstetrician, a specialist in trisexual reproduction, who has practiced medicine for many years, still can't control your emotions, and you just mess up some plants or other disorders when you have something serious. Make yourself crazy, do you want me to help you?"

"How do you know I'm autonomic disorder?"

Under Lu Xiangzhou's hail of bullets, Gong Yu felt as if he knew something important.

"Why can't I know? As a person who is knowledgeable, educated, and able to surf the Internet, do you think it will take me so long to figure out what's wrong with you?"

"No... no... no, Xiang Zhou, I mean—"

"It's nothing you mean, what do you mean? Say it yourself, do you blame me for wrestling?"

"No wonder."

"Is it my fault that the sick hair turns white?"

"It's...not strange..."

"Not only are you not to blame, but it's all because you deserve it. Oh you, you treated me so badly before, and I was always the last one in the hospital patient surgery colleagues. If you don't come home, you don't care about others. Tell yourself, what is wrong with this house? I made it up? Huh? The bowls and chopsticks, the table where you eat, even..."

Lu Xiangzhou's eyeballs rolled around, looking for the traces he left in this house: "Even your clothes! Ah? Did I buy them too? Without me, you would have to run naked at home now!"

"Yes, yes, yes, I know, you...don't be angry..." Confused by Lu Xiangzhou's sudden temper, Gong Yu didn't care about the current relationship between the two, and put his arms around his shoulders and pulled Lu Xiangzhou into his arms Li, "I know, it's all my fault, I'm done without you. No, I mean I should be done already, so how can you make it up to me? If I want to make up, it's me—"

"So it's not me who compensates you, right? I have no reason to compensate you, right?"

The temperature of his body spread to his skin through his clothes, Lu Xiangzhou pushed Gong Yu away in time before he felt so uncomfortable, adjusted his glasses with his fingers, and asked in a pretentious manner.

"Yes, you have no reason, you never owe me anything."

"Very well, then you remember it. If you can't remember it, write it down and stick it on the wall. I, Lu Xiangzhou, never owe you anything, and I have no guilt towards you, let alone compensation. It is you who owe me There are so many IOUs that I don’t even know where to start.”

"Yes, yes, you are right."

"Well, very good." The message was conveyed accurately and the receiver understood smoothly. Lu Xiangzhou nodded with satisfaction, "So this meal is what you should do, you know?"

"I know, I should."

"Not only should it be, but there are also areas worthy of improvement and improvement. For example, this shrimp, if I don't shell and fry it, will you not peel it? Think about it, is it better to peel and fry the shrimp? More delicious?"

"Yeah yeah, I... I... I didn't think it through."

"Then do you want to improve next time?"

"To improve."

"There is also jellyfish skin, which tastes good, but the order is wrong. The cold dishes should be cooked first. Doesn't Gong Yu have common sense?"

"I have it now, next time I must go first."

"That's right. The soup doesn't need to be boiled for so long. To be honest, it's not much different from what I cook in a pressure cooker, except that it's thicker and fresher."

"Then it should be better, right?" Gong Yu felt that this sentence was a compliment to him, so he quickly reached out to catch it.

"? Gong Yu? Am I saying that your bone broth is better than mine? Is that what I mean?"

"No!" Oops, I might have misunderstood it, "You mean that the soup I made tastes the same as yours, but I wasted more time."

"Yes, so the soup I make is better and more cost-effective."

"Yes, you are right, I will pay attention next time."

"So do you still have a lot of shortcomings? Don't say anything else, but as far as cooking is concerned, there is still a lot to work on?"

"Yes, I will continue to work hard."

Some satisfaction climbed up the corners of Lu Xiangzhou's eyes and brows along the corner of his mouth: "Not bad, this attitude is much better than before, how about this, today's meal, you can barely pass, I will arrange a few more dishes for you, you Find time to practice, and next time I will see if you have improved, if not, you are still perfunctory to me, and what you just said is just farting."

"How is it possible! No, I will never perfunctory you."

"Okay, you said it yourself, then remember it, I have to help the students in the finals of the reading competition for three days, and I can't come at night. On Thursday, I want to eat spicy chicken, mapo tofu and boiled pork slices. It’s Sichuan cuisine, you have to figure out how to make it and how to serve it. Make it right, don’t spoil my stomach, my stomach hurts but I’m prone to fever.”

"Yes! Yes! Okay! I'll go research!"

Gong Yu nodded his head like pounding garlic. In fact, he doesn't know anything about these three dishes except mapo tofu, but in order for Lu Xiangzhou to come on Thursday, let alone spicy chicken and boiled pork slices, he has to work hard even if it's a full banquet. conjure up.

"alright."

The meal had climaxes and explosive points, and at the end, he even picked up an easter egg. Lu Xiangzhou felt very satisfied. He was so satisfied that he helped Gong Yu wash the dishes after the meal, and watched TV with him by the way. By the way, by the way, he simply made the bed out of bed for him, tidied up his clothes, and then waved goodbye gracefully.

Gong Yu, who never thought that he would be able to live to see this day, lost his soul. Not only did his brain shut down completely, but his actions also became a marionette. Lu Xiangzhou pointed east, he couldn't go west, and Lu Xiangzhou pointed west, he couldn't. Dare to go east.He has never met the chief, but he has fully experienced the feeling of being interviewed by the chief. He is very honored, very excited, very unbelievable, unexpected and amazing.Afterwards, he recalled that even if Lu Xiangzhou asked him to kneel down this day, maybe he would still tremble and kiss Lu Xiangzhou's toes—if Lu Xiangzhou didn't feel sick.

The dark clouds that had been lingering over his head seemed to disappear suddenly, and the light from the distant universe rushed to illuminate him, hitting his head, forehead, cheeks, and heart, and a colorful world full of flowers was born. .Lu Xiangzhou must know some kind of magic, Gong Yu thought, otherwise, how could he even order food like a Bodhisattva giving enlightenment to sentient beings?

"Then shall I go? Remember my food."

Remember my dishes, even this sentence is not like a sentence consisting of five words, but a string of passwords that no one can understand. As long as they are arranged correctly, they can open a door to the future. escape door.