Stupid beauty doesn't want to be a demon
Chapter 027
On the first day back to the stronghold, something happened among all the demons hiding in this human city.
——Their Lord Mozun won the first battle, not only sneaked into the Huanqi Palace, one of the three great immortal sects, but also captured the head of the Huanqi Palace!
Although all the demons didn't understand why the noble Mozun personally entered the Huanxi Palace as an undercover agent, it didn't matter. They had already thought of 58 ways to cook the head of the Huanqi Palace for the Mozun.
Fallen leaves drifted across the street, and there was a stove burning in the house, and the temperature was pleasant. Xi Feiluan sat cross-legged at the table, sipping medicine: "No."
The little demon who delivered the medicine suddenly lost his face: "My lord, it tastes the most delicious when roasted. You should try more ways to eat it. The monk's meat is really not sour!"
Xi Feiluan raised his eyelids: "Have you eaten?"
"No……"
"Then how do you know it's not sour?"
"My great-grandfather told me. My great-grandfather said that the meat of mortals is sour, but the meat of monks is sweet. It is the most tender when eaten roasted. It is a pity that Master Fei will not let us eat it, saying that the meat of monks is poisonous." , Eating it will poison us shallow little devils to death..."
"..." Xi Feiluan vaguely felt that with these little demons' newly enlightened intelligence, they might not be poisoned to death if they caught monks and eat them, but they would be beaten to death.
Xi Feiluan sighed softly: "Everything has its own law of survival, I don't advise you, it's just that this person can't eat."
Xiao Mo tilted his head and stared blankly at Yu Sheng who was tied up with fairy rope and thrown on the couch.
Heaven is a good reincarnation.Xi Feiluan felt that he was much more caring than his junior brother, at least he still had a couch to lie on.
Yu Sheng was still in a dizzy state, Xiao Mo looked at his pale neck, swallowed involuntarily, and then forced his eyes back: "My lord, I can't eat... Then, why did you arrest him?"
Xi Feiluan said gently: "There is something important."
"Oh—" Xiaomo took a few more glances: "Wrap him up as the lord's restraint, right?"
"Cough, cough, cough..." Xi Feiluan coughed violently, the door of the room was opened, and Fei Zhe hurried in: "My lord! What's wrong with you?!"
"What a dirty human race with a wolfish heart! What did you do to the Lord just now?!" Fei Zhe pointed behind Xi Feiluan and glared.
Xi Feiluan felt bad, so he turned his head slowly. On the couch, Yu Sheng, who had just woken up, opened his eyes slightly, looking at Xi Feiluan without blinking, with shock in his eyes.
Big misunderstanding.Xi Feiluan turned around silently, pretending nothing happened.
Seeing that Yu Sheng didn't reply, Fei Zhe came to sue Xi Feiluan again: "My lord, for such a vicious person, let's put him..."
Xiaomo: "Charcoal grilling! Charcoal grilling!"
Fei Zhe: "Then charcoal grill!"
"..." Xi Feiluan was a little speechless: "Is everything ready?"
"It must be ready... Your lord, are you sure you really want to do that?" Fei Zhe's red eyes were full of bloody light, obviously a little excited.
"Well, go get it."
After a while, the door opened, and Fei Zhe walked in pushing the oven half as tall as a person.
There was a bed of red-hot coals on the stove, and a soldering iron.
"Help him up." Xi Feiluan said to the little devil beside him.
The little devil ran to the side of the couch, and in front of Yu Sheng's cold eyes, helped him up, who was tied up, and let him sit on the side of the couch.
"Okay, you two go out." Xi Feiluan stood up, took the soldering iron from Fei Zhe, pressed it on the coals and burned it slowly.
Fei Zhe licked the corner of his mouth, and gave Yu Sheng a malicious look: "My lord, I'm waiting at the door, call me if you have anything."
Xi Feiluan waved his hand, the door closed, only Xi Feiluan and Yu Sheng were left in the room, Xi Feiluan did not speak, standing in front of the stove, quietly burning the soldering iron, and looking at Yu Sheng from time to time.
The charcoal fire was crackling, adding a bit of warmth to the room.
Until the tenth eye, Xi Feiluan finally couldn't help it: "Why aren't you afraid?"
Yu Sheng, who had been silent since he opened his eyes, was expressionless.
Xi Feiluan threatened again: "I'll roast you in a while."
Yu Sheng looked at him coldly, with disdain in his eyes.
"..." Xi Feiluan was a little upset: "When you come here, there will be no one in the Zongzhong, why are you not in a hurry?"
Now Yu Sheng finally reacted, he sneered: "Brother, what are you kidding?"
"The Great Elder is not even willing to give me the seal of the head of the sect. If I die outside, they will be very happy."
Xi Feiluan fiddled with the charcoal fire for a while, then tilted his head, completely not understanding why his junior brother made such accusations.
"Don't lie to me." Xi Feiluan turned around, paused and added: "I won't put you back if you lie to me."
"..." Yu Sheng closed his mouth again, as if regretting the wasted words just now.
"My lord, the medicine you asked for is ready." Fei Zhe shouted outside the door.
"Hmm...wait a minute." Xi Feiluan dragged the oven towards Yu Sheng, the hot air rushed over, and Yu Sheng leaned back vigilantly.
"Don't move." Xi Feiluan moved the oven in front of Yu Sheng, stood beside him and pressed his shoulder, and shouted to the door: "Are there any sweet potatoes?"
Yu Sheng: "...?"
A few minutes later, there were washed sweet potatoes on the oven, and Yu Sheng sat by the oven with a thin layer of sweat on his forehead.
Fei Zhe was kneeling in front of the table, pouring out the bitter medicine juice from the jar.
"Here, come and drink." The bottom of the bowl slammed on the table with a bang, the concoction swayed, and fell back when it reached the edge of the bowl.
Sitting in front of the stove, Xi Feiluan stared at those sweet potatoes earnestly, looked up and saw that Yu Sheng was sweating from the heat, and said with satisfaction: "Okay, you can drink the medicine now."
Yu Sheng tugged at the corner of his mouth, and smiled expressionlessly.
Pretending to scare him for a long time, just to make him sweat?ill.
Xi Feiluan saw the meaning on his face, and said earnestly: "Junior Brother, if you are sick, you must treat it early."
Fei Zhe next to him was not very happy and said: "My lord, why save him? It would be a waste to cure him."
Yu Sheng's eyes moved to Fei Zhe, and then moved back to his face, thoughtful.
"Okay——" Xi Feiluan turned the sweet potatoes one by one, and said in a gentle voice, "He has fasted the grain, so he doesn't take up the ration."
Yu Sheng: "..."
"But you let such a thing stay in your resting place..." Fei Zhe frowned and looked at Yu Sheng, wanting to get angry but hindering Xi Feiluan from getting angry: "This is too dangerous!"
"It's not tied up."
"It's not too much for this kind of guy to chop off his hands and feet!"
Yu Sheng raised the corners of his mouth and said with a smile: "Senior brother, your follower is really scary."
"you!"
"Okay, okay." Xi Feiluan waved his hands again and again, brought the medicine bowl over, and brought it to Yu Sheng's mouth: "Drink it soon."
Yu Sheng's face was reflected in the black concoction, Yu Sheng paused with a smile and raised his eyes: "What is this?"
"The medicine prescribed by the accompanying doctor has the effect of calming the mind and calming the mind." Xi Feiluan explained.
Yu Sheng laughed again: "Brother, why should I drink this?"
"If I tell you to drink, you can drink it and wait for the lord to feed you in person?!" Fei Zhe seemed to be unable to stand it any longer, and walked over to take the medicine bowl from Xi Feiluan, and poked Yu Sheng's chin: "Hurry up." drink!"
Yu Sheng raised his eyes and stared at Fei Zhe, his eyes were not friendly: "A person without hands and feet can't drink."
Fei Zhe went into a rage: "I don't care if you drink or not!"
"Brother, look at him," Yu Sheng smiled and said, "He has such a big temper."
"..." Xi Feiluan hurriedly opened Fei Zhe, whose eyes were glowing red, and brought back the medicine bowl: "Go, bring a spoon."
Fei Zhe was pushed out reluctantly, and when he turned his head, Yu Sheng on the couch looked at him with a provocative smile.
"My lord!" Fei Zhe pointed behind Xi Feiluan, Xi Feiluan turned his head, and Yu Sheng was looking at them innocently, as if saying "what's wrong with me".
"Okay, okay, don't be as knowledgeable as him." Xi Feiluan perfunctorily pushed him out and closed the door.
Yu Sheng's smiling face disappeared, and she sat on the couch and looked at him expressionlessly.
Xi Feiluan picked up the medicine bowl, walked in front of him, and sat on the side of the couch: "Come on, drink the medicine, it won't work if it's cold."
Yu Sheng lowered his eyes, raised his eyelids, and looked at Xi Feiluan who was holding the medicine bowl: "Where's the spoon?"
Xi Feiluan tilted her head innocently, her eyes were full of confusion: "What?"
"..." Yu Sheng's face was expressionless, but the corner of his mouth twitched fiercely.
His senior brother, he looks like a holy white lotus wherever he goes, sometimes he is ridiculously silly, and sometimes he can't tell the difference.
Yu Sheng often felt that he was really stupid, so stupid that he had no brains.But years of getting along gave him a feeling, as if his senior brother was a huge lie, a person made up of falsehoods, everything he said was true, but he seemed to be a fake, He still has the deepest secret... which he deliberately hides.
The fact that senior brother became a Demon Lord confirmed Yu Sheng's feeling.
Maybe it's far more than just the Demon Lord.
The author has something to say:
small theater:
Yu Sheng (scratches ears and cheeks): Brother, he has a secret...he has a secret...what is it?
Xi Feiluan:?
Xi Feiluan: I will tell you that night in prison.
Xi Feiluan: You said you were not interested.
Xi Feiluan (angry): Tell me to shut up.
——Their Lord Mozun won the first battle, not only sneaked into the Huanqi Palace, one of the three great immortal sects, but also captured the head of the Huanqi Palace!
Although all the demons didn't understand why the noble Mozun personally entered the Huanxi Palace as an undercover agent, it didn't matter. They had already thought of 58 ways to cook the head of the Huanqi Palace for the Mozun.
Fallen leaves drifted across the street, and there was a stove burning in the house, and the temperature was pleasant. Xi Feiluan sat cross-legged at the table, sipping medicine: "No."
The little demon who delivered the medicine suddenly lost his face: "My lord, it tastes the most delicious when roasted. You should try more ways to eat it. The monk's meat is really not sour!"
Xi Feiluan raised his eyelids: "Have you eaten?"
"No……"
"Then how do you know it's not sour?"
"My great-grandfather told me. My great-grandfather said that the meat of mortals is sour, but the meat of monks is sweet. It is the most tender when eaten roasted. It is a pity that Master Fei will not let us eat it, saying that the meat of monks is poisonous." , Eating it will poison us shallow little devils to death..."
"..." Xi Feiluan vaguely felt that with these little demons' newly enlightened intelligence, they might not be poisoned to death if they caught monks and eat them, but they would be beaten to death.
Xi Feiluan sighed softly: "Everything has its own law of survival, I don't advise you, it's just that this person can't eat."
Xiao Mo tilted his head and stared blankly at Yu Sheng who was tied up with fairy rope and thrown on the couch.
Heaven is a good reincarnation.Xi Feiluan felt that he was much more caring than his junior brother, at least he still had a couch to lie on.
Yu Sheng was still in a dizzy state, Xiao Mo looked at his pale neck, swallowed involuntarily, and then forced his eyes back: "My lord, I can't eat... Then, why did you arrest him?"
Xi Feiluan said gently: "There is something important."
"Oh—" Xiaomo took a few more glances: "Wrap him up as the lord's restraint, right?"
"Cough, cough, cough..." Xi Feiluan coughed violently, the door of the room was opened, and Fei Zhe hurried in: "My lord! What's wrong with you?!"
"What a dirty human race with a wolfish heart! What did you do to the Lord just now?!" Fei Zhe pointed behind Xi Feiluan and glared.
Xi Feiluan felt bad, so he turned his head slowly. On the couch, Yu Sheng, who had just woken up, opened his eyes slightly, looking at Xi Feiluan without blinking, with shock in his eyes.
Big misunderstanding.Xi Feiluan turned around silently, pretending nothing happened.
Seeing that Yu Sheng didn't reply, Fei Zhe came to sue Xi Feiluan again: "My lord, for such a vicious person, let's put him..."
Xiaomo: "Charcoal grilling! Charcoal grilling!"
Fei Zhe: "Then charcoal grill!"
"..." Xi Feiluan was a little speechless: "Is everything ready?"
"It must be ready... Your lord, are you sure you really want to do that?" Fei Zhe's red eyes were full of bloody light, obviously a little excited.
"Well, go get it."
After a while, the door opened, and Fei Zhe walked in pushing the oven half as tall as a person.
There was a bed of red-hot coals on the stove, and a soldering iron.
"Help him up." Xi Feiluan said to the little devil beside him.
The little devil ran to the side of the couch, and in front of Yu Sheng's cold eyes, helped him up, who was tied up, and let him sit on the side of the couch.
"Okay, you two go out." Xi Feiluan stood up, took the soldering iron from Fei Zhe, pressed it on the coals and burned it slowly.
Fei Zhe licked the corner of his mouth, and gave Yu Sheng a malicious look: "My lord, I'm waiting at the door, call me if you have anything."
Xi Feiluan waved his hand, the door closed, only Xi Feiluan and Yu Sheng were left in the room, Xi Feiluan did not speak, standing in front of the stove, quietly burning the soldering iron, and looking at Yu Sheng from time to time.
The charcoal fire was crackling, adding a bit of warmth to the room.
Until the tenth eye, Xi Feiluan finally couldn't help it: "Why aren't you afraid?"
Yu Sheng, who had been silent since he opened his eyes, was expressionless.
Xi Feiluan threatened again: "I'll roast you in a while."
Yu Sheng looked at him coldly, with disdain in his eyes.
"..." Xi Feiluan was a little upset: "When you come here, there will be no one in the Zongzhong, why are you not in a hurry?"
Now Yu Sheng finally reacted, he sneered: "Brother, what are you kidding?"
"The Great Elder is not even willing to give me the seal of the head of the sect. If I die outside, they will be very happy."
Xi Feiluan fiddled with the charcoal fire for a while, then tilted his head, completely not understanding why his junior brother made such accusations.
"Don't lie to me." Xi Feiluan turned around, paused and added: "I won't put you back if you lie to me."
"..." Yu Sheng closed his mouth again, as if regretting the wasted words just now.
"My lord, the medicine you asked for is ready." Fei Zhe shouted outside the door.
"Hmm...wait a minute." Xi Feiluan dragged the oven towards Yu Sheng, the hot air rushed over, and Yu Sheng leaned back vigilantly.
"Don't move." Xi Feiluan moved the oven in front of Yu Sheng, stood beside him and pressed his shoulder, and shouted to the door: "Are there any sweet potatoes?"
Yu Sheng: "...?"
A few minutes later, there were washed sweet potatoes on the oven, and Yu Sheng sat by the oven with a thin layer of sweat on his forehead.
Fei Zhe was kneeling in front of the table, pouring out the bitter medicine juice from the jar.
"Here, come and drink." The bottom of the bowl slammed on the table with a bang, the concoction swayed, and fell back when it reached the edge of the bowl.
Sitting in front of the stove, Xi Feiluan stared at those sweet potatoes earnestly, looked up and saw that Yu Sheng was sweating from the heat, and said with satisfaction: "Okay, you can drink the medicine now."
Yu Sheng tugged at the corner of his mouth, and smiled expressionlessly.
Pretending to scare him for a long time, just to make him sweat?ill.
Xi Feiluan saw the meaning on his face, and said earnestly: "Junior Brother, if you are sick, you must treat it early."
Fei Zhe next to him was not very happy and said: "My lord, why save him? It would be a waste to cure him."
Yu Sheng's eyes moved to Fei Zhe, and then moved back to his face, thoughtful.
"Okay——" Xi Feiluan turned the sweet potatoes one by one, and said in a gentle voice, "He has fasted the grain, so he doesn't take up the ration."
Yu Sheng: "..."
"But you let such a thing stay in your resting place..." Fei Zhe frowned and looked at Yu Sheng, wanting to get angry but hindering Xi Feiluan from getting angry: "This is too dangerous!"
"It's not tied up."
"It's not too much for this kind of guy to chop off his hands and feet!"
Yu Sheng raised the corners of his mouth and said with a smile: "Senior brother, your follower is really scary."
"you!"
"Okay, okay." Xi Feiluan waved his hands again and again, brought the medicine bowl over, and brought it to Yu Sheng's mouth: "Drink it soon."
Yu Sheng's face was reflected in the black concoction, Yu Sheng paused with a smile and raised his eyes: "What is this?"
"The medicine prescribed by the accompanying doctor has the effect of calming the mind and calming the mind." Xi Feiluan explained.
Yu Sheng laughed again: "Brother, why should I drink this?"
"If I tell you to drink, you can drink it and wait for the lord to feed you in person?!" Fei Zhe seemed to be unable to stand it any longer, and walked over to take the medicine bowl from Xi Feiluan, and poked Yu Sheng's chin: "Hurry up." drink!"
Yu Sheng raised his eyes and stared at Fei Zhe, his eyes were not friendly: "A person without hands and feet can't drink."
Fei Zhe went into a rage: "I don't care if you drink or not!"
"Brother, look at him," Yu Sheng smiled and said, "He has such a big temper."
"..." Xi Feiluan hurriedly opened Fei Zhe, whose eyes were glowing red, and brought back the medicine bowl: "Go, bring a spoon."
Fei Zhe was pushed out reluctantly, and when he turned his head, Yu Sheng on the couch looked at him with a provocative smile.
"My lord!" Fei Zhe pointed behind Xi Feiluan, Xi Feiluan turned his head, and Yu Sheng was looking at them innocently, as if saying "what's wrong with me".
"Okay, okay, don't be as knowledgeable as him." Xi Feiluan perfunctorily pushed him out and closed the door.
Yu Sheng's smiling face disappeared, and she sat on the couch and looked at him expressionlessly.
Xi Feiluan picked up the medicine bowl, walked in front of him, and sat on the side of the couch: "Come on, drink the medicine, it won't work if it's cold."
Yu Sheng lowered his eyes, raised his eyelids, and looked at Xi Feiluan who was holding the medicine bowl: "Where's the spoon?"
Xi Feiluan tilted her head innocently, her eyes were full of confusion: "What?"
"..." Yu Sheng's face was expressionless, but the corner of his mouth twitched fiercely.
His senior brother, he looks like a holy white lotus wherever he goes, sometimes he is ridiculously silly, and sometimes he can't tell the difference.
Yu Sheng often felt that he was really stupid, so stupid that he had no brains.But years of getting along gave him a feeling, as if his senior brother was a huge lie, a person made up of falsehoods, everything he said was true, but he seemed to be a fake, He still has the deepest secret... which he deliberately hides.
The fact that senior brother became a Demon Lord confirmed Yu Sheng's feeling.
Maybe it's far more than just the Demon Lord.
The author has something to say:
small theater:
Yu Sheng (scratches ears and cheeks): Brother, he has a secret...he has a secret...what is it?
Xi Feiluan:?
Xi Feiluan: I will tell you that night in prison.
Xi Feiluan: You said you were not interested.
Xi Feiluan (angry): Tell me to shut up.
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