Wayne family salted fish daily [Comprehensive British and American]

Hello everyone, I'm Roxy, today is my 15th birthday, and I received the best birthday present in the world.

Don't get me wrong, it wasn't the annoying Clark Kent from the next door apologizing to me, and it wasn't that I finally stepped on my elder brother and hammered my second brother and successfully stood on the pinnacle of life.

But in the second month after my dad suspended my credit card because of an accident, my elder brother secretly gave me his black card of the League of Assassins, telling me to buy whatever I want, and my elder brother can support me.

Yes, on the day of my 15th birthday, I became the daughter of a rich family who was double supported by the richest man and the invisible rich man.

"Roxy Wayne!" Just as I was still secretly having fun with the events of the past few days, I heard my second brother——

Although I was adopted, I have been raised for half my life - Timothy Drake-Wayne's scream.

To be honest, it sounded particularly pleasant, but I jumped up from the bed suddenly, rushed out of the balcony and made a leap of faith, landed quickly and ran towards the outside of the manor.

Unfortunately, my second brother must have found out that I used his account to secretly play Final Fantasy XIV and accidentally sold the banned equipment.

Without further ado, in order to prevent my father from experiencing the grief of losing a middle-aged daughter, I decided to leave the family to my second brother who went crazy.

I knew that what was waiting for me next would be my second brother's frenzied pursuit. Fortunately, I was well prepared for this situation.

What's more, I still have a body that has been modified by the Extremis virus, and it can't be compared with my second brother's ordinary body. As long as I run out of my second brother's crazy range without my second brother's plan in advance, it is definitely not a problem.

Just when I was about to crawl into my happy old home—the underground hut my dad built for me—

When I was watching animation and manga to get over my second brother's crazy period, my whole body suddenly left my feet off the ground, and I was lifted up in mid-air along the raised collar.

"What trouble did you get into again?" A tired voice entered my ears, and I was not afraid for a moment. I thought it was my second brother, but it turned out to be my eldest brother.

This requires a grand introduction, my eldest brother, the first legal heir of the Wayne family, Damian Wayne.

At the same time, I secretly called him "Brother Unjust".

There is a reason why I yell that, because although my eldest brother looks serious on the surface, he is almost the same person in the entire Wayne Group.

But in fact, only the brothers and sisters in our family know how much my elder brother loves children.

Just, simply give an example.

Last month, I got into a fight with an idiot in our class. The reason was that people in their family said that my father was an idiot. It was because of luck that I gave birth to such a motivated and intelligent son as my elder brother. Otherwise, the family property would be wiped out sooner or later. Can this child hear me?

Then that idiot learned in front of me in a decent manner, and finally I punched him into panda eyes. I was taken to the principal's office and sat until my elder brother came to pick him up. After returning home, my credit card was blocked. My dad took it away, and he said he wouldn't give it back until I learned how to use my abilities correctly.

hateful!When you loved me before, you said I was a little sweetheart, why did you treat me so coldly when I got into trouble!

As a result, when I went shopping, I completely forgot about it, and when it was time to pay, I realized that the card in my wallet had disappeared.

As a regular customer of that nearby store, the boss was very familiar with me, and told me that I can pay on credit first, and then pay the next time I go, or he can directly ask the store manager for payment, after all, the entire store All belong to my family.

But I like to hoard things around, no one knows except my big brother!Even my elder brother accidentally fell out from under my bed when he was tidying my room, and I only let him go after I repeatedly promised not to tell it.

So at the moment I was silent for two seconds, then took out my cell phone and called my elder brother.

About half an hour later, my elder brother arrived in a rush of wind and dust. If you ask me, the moment he pulled out his credit card to pay the bill was simply my dream brother.

Oh, don't be sympathetic, he is my elder brother, hehe.

Then my brother blackmailed the Assassin League Unlimited Amount card that his biological mother gave him.

Cassie gave it to me.

That's what my brother said.

"Children know what is right and wrong. You can't be without money when you buy things." While picking up the bag full of peripherals, he stuffed the card into my hand: "It's your birthday present, don't tell me Father."

I nodded frantically like a chicken pecking rice, and then I have been happy until now.

I raised my head with a smirk, and grinned at my elder brother: "Brother——"

My wronged elder brother sighed in pain, and asked resignedly, "What's the matter?"

Well, it's not so much my salted fish routine, it's better to say it's the days when I dominate our family.

I heard that my elder brother was not so kind when he was young.After all, he didn't meet my father until he was ten years old, and it was after his assassin mother threw the child into my father's care for various reasons, that my father slowly regained his character.

When I heard Alfred say this, I didn’t believe it. The person with the best personality in the whole family is obviously my elder brother. He will follow me and my two younger brothers to clean up the mess and wipe our asses. .

Even when my second brother cheated and didn't want to go to the company to go to work for a meeting, he would be good-tempered and stand up.

My elder brother is also a well-known super animal protection person. In our family, the only thing he will do is to see some precious animals, and then he will silently swipe his card and raise them silently.

So if it is said that my elder brother was a rebellious little devil when he was a child, I don't believe it at all.

Have you ever seen such a rebellious kid?

Until me and Jason—my third brother, adopted by my dad four years ago, who is 13 years old this year—

When the two of them sneaked out to explore Gotham and were captured by my elder brother without telling the family members, I didn't know why the brother Jonathan next door said that my elder brother was really scary when he was angry.

After that runaway, Jason and I lay on the bed for a whole week before we could get out of bed, and Dick—my youngest brother, who is ten years old this year—that stinky boy even ran over and protested that we didn't take him when we went out.

He also doesn't want to think that if we bring him, he will lie down here for a week. Can his little ass stand up to the mixed doubles between my elder brother and my second brother!

Of course, getting spanked is just my routine for Roxy Wayne, and if the pain was really unbearable, it would have to be when I was 12 years old when the aliens invaded New York, and I happened to go to New York to find my friends Harry Osborn was playing with Peter Parker, and as a result, those monsters suddenly came out of the big hole in the sky, flying wildly like cockroaches in the sky.

Harry and Peter are different from me. After all, I have also received systematic training from my family to fight.

Although I was 12 years old and didn't really fight against any villains, I was always beaten to the ground by Jason, who was two years younger than me, in the training ground, which proved that I was not made for fighting at all.

But at least I can fight better than Peter and Harry.What's more, the three of us were playing in the park at that time, surrounded by people running away, let alone running along, we didn't even dare to move, for fear that one of us would accidentally fall and be trampled into meatloaf on the ground.

So we escaped much later than the children with adults.And the second brother who took me to New York that day went to the Stark Group to discuss cooperation, and it was impossible to arrive so soon. I had to take Harry and Peter, who were one year younger than me, to follow the scattered crowd. He ran for his life on short legs.

Human legs can't run as fast as those alien spacecraft.

Even though three years have passed, the ruins all over the ground still occupy a very important position in my memory.

And the terrified screams of Peter and Harry will also echo in my mind when I suddenly wake up from a dream in the middle of the night.

When I came back to my senses, I was already lying beside the gravel and ruins all over the ground, and in the distance were Peter and Harry who wanted to run towards me.But there was an alien with a weird weapon between them and me.

Are these two people stupid? Don't run away!

At that time, I wanted to yell, but I couldn't yell out. My chest was vibrating, but I could only cough out violent bloody smell and slight pain.

Damn it, if my father finds out, then I'm too inferior.

I am the daughter of Batman, how could I die in the hands of such miscellaneous soldiers.

Well, maybe that's one of the big reasons why I, as Batman's daughter, managed to stray into the Avengers next door.

The golden red that streaked across the sky was neither a plane nor a bird, nor was it a superman. The heavy metal music approached from far away. Almost instantly, the alien holding a weapon in front of me was directly blasted away, just like the one who had just been hit. I fell on the wall as hard as I did.But he looked like he was probably ten times worse than me.

Let's just say, it doesn't even look like a complete body anymore.

The anxious shouts of Peter and Harry finally came into my mind at this moment. I tried my best to prop myself up from the ground, but I couldn't. The golden-red armor in the sky fell heavily. On the ground, when the visor opened with a "snap", an extremely familiar voice sounded somewhat jokingly.

"Little princess, let your Bat Dad know about this, he won't break into the lair of these aliens and tear their leaders apart, right?"

My dad wouldn't, but I think there's a good chance my older brother would.

Well, that's the first story of me becoming close friends with Uncle Stark next door.

Why don't you say Wangnianjiao, because I think Uncle Stark's mental age should be about the same age as mine.

Ah, stop talking, Uncle Stark is calling, I have to hang up the phone quickly and find a place to hide.

Otherwise, the fact that I accidentally changed his emergency password to "Batman World Number One" will be exposed!