Wayne family salted fish daily [Comprehensive British and American]

Although, the fact that a serial perverted murderer is eyeing me is far less frightening than those few brutal photos.

After all, I am the fire-breathing Captain America myself.Unless the serial killer is Superman—or Captain America—in disguise, I really don't think he can kill me.

What?Why am I so blindly confident in myself?

I don't even think about what kind of devil I have endured two months of beatings. Even though my master has always been very taciturn except for training, he doesn't have any other demands on me. I guess the task he received is probably While keeping me safe, give me more combat training as much as possible, so as to prevent me from accidentally getting killed in this world where superheroes are everywhere and aliens are as numerous as dogs.

It would be fine if it was only my master, but I didn’t succeed by relying on my scumbag mouth, and I found a lot of presence from my second brother, so that if I should have smoked a cigarette in the movie Did the godfather of legs force me into the training room and beat me up for two months?

hateful!Jason Todd!Return my precious two months of fishing time!

While crying in my heart, I happily took out a scone from the plate Alfred put on the side, and smeared it with grape jam——

I know normal people like strawberry or blueberry jam.But I must say that the sweet grape jam is my favorite, and the grape jam is the best in the world-then I happily took a bite.

Even if I don't know how jam is made, I must say that Alfred's special jam is not the same as the large-capacity bottle I bought at Costco. Compared with the taste of essence, Alfred's The jam is not as sweet as commercially available.

Although it is a little uncomfortable for me, an ant star, the saying that Alfred's products must be high-quality goods is not in vain.

The refreshing aroma of grapes spread out in the mouth with a trace of sweetness. Out of the corner of my eye, I even noticed Tim who was staring at me speechlessly. Some villain on TV laughed happily and sharply: "This time, the dessert that was banned for a few days, dear Tibao?"

"roll……"

After getting along for so many days, Tim's character has changed from the original gentle and kind-hearted little social animal to the temperament of Wayne's domineering boss, especially in his attitude towards his sister, which is simply unreasonable.

Fortunately, I am a very friendly and kind sister to my brothers and sisters, so I naturally don't care about Tim's impolite tone.

Mainly, I heard that Tim and Jason have a [-]-[-] win rate in fights. It's fine if I get beaten up by Jason. It's better not to make Tim angry.

I don't know why, but I always feel that this smiling guy might be the worst one when he gets angry.

Of course, I am not cowardly, I just left a little retreat for the family relationship between us, I picked up the plate that was originally for me under Tim's driving eyes, and carried a plate full of scones Leaving the Batcave happily.

What?If not for Tim, maybe some for my dad and Damian?

Tim, a good baby, has nothing to eat. My father and Damian, who go out early and come back late every day, have big and small scars on their bodies. Alfred, who is used to it, gets so angry every day. Yang, how could I leave this well-behaved and lovely young lady with them.

Alfred can't believe I ate the whole thing.

Heh heh heh, I'm Alfred's favorite and least evil child!

While thinking so happily, I enjoy the joy of an indefinitely extended vacation——

Strictly speaking, it is not, but now that I have confirmed the topic, then before the end of December, I just have to have fun - I got into the private theater at home.

Well, on Wayne Island, we have several theaters.It doesn't matter if I want to lie down, sit, or even fight.

That's right, it is said that my elder brother once did this stupid thing of watching movies during training, and Jason said that beating him up that time was very enjoyable.

But when I asked what movie they were watching, these two guys were all so tight-lipped, which made me really curious.

Wouldn't it be that kind?The kind of movie that boys often watch together?

Of course, I don't think I'll be able to tell from them what movie they watched until I was able to beat my older brother and second brother—and beat them both together.

Of course, as an ordinary, normal, ordinary poor female college student who does not regard saving lives, helping the wounded, punishing rape and eradicating evil as her life's work, I happily chose a bed-type private theater that I have never tried before.

As the name suggests, there are no chairs in the extremely large private theater that even has stereoscopic projection equipment. The huge cushions are covered with warm and soft blankets. Alfred must have let people know before I came. Cleaned in advance.

After all, it looks spotless here. According to the barren population configuration of our family, the long-term contracted cleaning must have received Alfred's call to clean it in advance.

It's impossible for the old butler to maintain these luxury facilities on Wayne Island day and night alone, which may not be used twice a year, right?Even the donkeys in the production team didn't work like this.

My dad certainly wouldn't let Alfred do all the work alone, he was rich and not stingy, and he knew that before I was sent home.

Bruce Wayne's "notoriety" is not only his flamboyance and idiots, but isn't he most famous for spending money like water?

Closer to home, after I threw myself on the pile of soft blankets and sighed comfortably, I happily opened the control center for film selection, and prepared to spend the whole day here today.

It’s only noon now, and according to the usual meal times of the night owls in our family, I just need to return to the main house before [-]:[-] p.m. Alfred probably only prepared the meals at that time .

It often happens that my father and brothers work overtime without pay because of the night work. I am alone at the table enjoying a whole table of German pork knuckles, a whole table of creamy mushroom beef macaroni, and a whole table of Lemon Chicken Thighs.

In fact, I don't particularly need my dad or my brother to come back for dinner, hehe.

I happily clicked on the theatrical version of Return of Spells, which was released a while ago, and suddenly remembered the picnic box that had been placed next to me since I brought it over. stand up.

So I paused for a few seconds, and while I was thinking about whether my dad and my brothers installed a monitor here, I rolled two times in the direction of putting down the picnic box, and I rolled right into the picnic box side.

I must say that after being injected with the Extremis virus, the impact on me was that I became a fire-breathing Captain America, and my physical fitness was even better than those of my brothers who had been exercising since childhood——

By the way, Jason even thinks that I'm cheating—other than that, the biggest impact is probably that I don't feel tired at all even if I have a one-day movie marathon.

That's right, if it weren't for the doubts about the use of this Extremis virus, and it is very likely to turn people into a fire-breathing Captain America like me, I think Tony might have injected himself with a few injections .

Although I also don't understand why when I asked him what was not good enough for him to become the fire-breathing Captain America, he asked the smart butler to hang up on me viciously.

Come on, it'd be cool to be a fire-breathing Captain America!

Am I the only one in this world who thinks so?Tony even yelled, what kind of smart brains are the new sexy trend.

what are you talking about?Do you want to listen to it yourself?

As the opening song of the movie sounded passionately, I rolled back to the center where I was lying with my beautiful picnic box, and opened it casually, except for the beautiful iced milk tea packaged by Alfred, it was neat and tidy. All kinds of vegetables, sandwiches made of meat, fried crispy French fries, salads sealed in crisper boxes and other movie happy food are arranged neatly.

No wonder I felt a little heavy just now when I was carrying that thing.

You know, I'm the fire-breathing Captain America, and my physical fitness is very different from before, let alone carrying a lunch box.

I stared blankly at the lunch box for about two seconds, until the handsome actor in the movie, Gu Zige——Otoko Yuta——

I was woken up by the sound of the sound, and I pulled out my phone excitedly. There is no risk of stealing pictures in a private theater.

After all, how could wealthy families who can get the film source in advance earn that little money for disseminating pirated copies.

After I posed several angles and took a picture of the extremely exquisite lunch box and a corner of the movie screen, I was satisfied and sent the photo.

To be precise, it is a group.

Do you know when salted fish is the happiest?

That is, when everyone is busy, you can easily lie on the bed and pour yourself two sips of happy water;

When everyone has not closed their eyes for two or three days, you wear a steam eye mask and sleep for [-], [-], [-], [-], [-] hours;

When everyone was hungry but had no time to prepare meals, you sinfully took a bunch of food photos and posted them in the dead of night.

Although it is not the dead of night, but other conditions are very satisfied.

Sure enough, it took less than half a minute for me to send the photo.All the brothers except Damian have sent replies.

I thought for a moment, ignoring the messages from my brother and Tim.Anyway, what the two of them said was just a few words, but Jason...

This guy has been back on his own since the comic-con incident and hasn't been in front of me for days.

See what he has to say.

[The domineering boss also has a pure cleaning girl, can he be forced to love: (picture.jpg) Xiaohong said that she would send this photo to Stark, and I agree. 】

[The domineering boss also has a pure cleaning girl, can he force love?What shitty nickname did you mother give me? 】

I can't talk to him, even if his reaction now is the reaction I want.

I stared blankly at the picture of me lying on the bed in the private theater like a crazy woman, rolling around to get the picnic box without any image, and let out a sharp howl.

No, you really installed surveillance cameras here?

The hero is merciful!