Wayne family salted fish daily [Comprehensive British and American]

What was I like before!

I feel like I'm going to drown in this noisy silence, I can even feel my elder brother's slightly trembling shoulders beside me in the loud screams and cock crows, if he is not crying, That must be laughing!

Of course, the side of me that would make me socially dead has not been shown in front of my family so far, and it will never be in this life!

So now I am digging the ground with my toes, and I am about to dig out a Wayne Manor on the ground purely because the big brother standing next to me is likely to laugh and poot in the next second.

I reached out and patted him vigorously. Fortunately, the bat armor on my elder brother has actually removed most of the metal armor. It seems that the rest is made of bulletproof soft material. If I go down, my hand will not be smashed due to the force.

Although now, as the fire-breathing Captain America, even if my hands are broken, I can grow them back in 5 minutes.But then I may not be able to continue to participate in the superhero special exhibition.

After all, there are so many people around, and almost half of them are still holding their mobile phones high in their hands to take pictures.As long as I am not like a normal person in any way, it will be clearly recorded.

Although I have accepted that I am not a normal person, at least don't expose it in front of so many people!

I'm even wearing the female version of Nightwing now, wouldn't that be doubly social death!

After all, when I stepped into this exhibition hall, at least 100 people saw the only daughter of the Wayne family, Roxy? Wayne walked with the Batman fairy cosplayer beside me, so I didn’t pretend to be tall or hairy. color.

No, the most I can accept is [Miss Wayne was confessed in public!The number of people coveting Wayne's property has increased dramatically! 】

This kind of title, not [Shocked!Do the Wayne family have mutant blood?Bruce Wayne was actually the mysterious funder behind X Academy. 】This kind of alarmist headline!I can not!

Obviously, Dick couldn't help laughing, although the person who was confessed in public should be the genuine version of him, Ye Yi.

But the big sister who enthusiastically shouted to fuck me had already squeezed to the front happily holding her mobile phone, her long eyelashes were fluttering, and her long golden hair was hanging down her waist, shining brightly like the sunshine in Kansas.

Woohoo, this sister looks really good-looking!

The beautiful sister held up her mobile phone and shouted to me happily: "Can I take a photo with you! Although I'm from New York, I like Ye Yi very much!"

"Pfft——" I nodded heavily, then stretched out my hand and yanked my elder brother vigorously, almost unable to hold back the smile on the corner of my mouth: "Then you should also like Batman, right?"

The big sister came to me. In such an exhibition, if the coser is ready to take a photo with other people, usually everyone will spread out in good faith. If there is order, people who want to take pictures will even line up in a line. We now have such a picture in front of us.

And my useless third-headed, six-armed, child-eating second brother who was pushed away by the crowd has already sneaked back with a dark face, protecting his monocular camera.

The blond elder sister nodded fiercely, she seemed to really like superheroes, but when the elder sister hugged my arm, she whispered: "But Batman's cloak always blocks his ass, It’s a lot less interesting—”

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Sister, you are really, really amazing.

The black-haired friend who came with the older sister has already finished taking pictures of us all bored, and I can even feel that the body of the older brother who took pictures with us and stood next to me has already Completely froze, I don't know whether he was holding back his laughter, or he was really trembling because of the words of these little girls.

But I really understood why Damian and Dick went around asking for recording files when I went home and told my second brother to go home and watch it often.

Right now, I definitely have at least six or seven bugs on me.No matter who played it, I'm going to ask Jason or Dick for the recording file later, how can I let go of this kind of fun!

After the exhibition was over and I returned to Gotham, I "accidentally" played it to my dad, maybe it would lead to a revision of Batman's suit.

Then I will be the hero of superhero fans all over the world.

On Alternative Ways to Be a Hero.

After the photo was taken, the blond sister happily took out a big box from her oversized designer bag and stuffed it to me: "It was supposed to be a gift for my boyfriend, but I found out that he cheated, so he is now The ex-if you think the cake is delicious, our store is in Brooklyn! There is a business card in it!"

The two hot-tempered sisters left after taking the photo. I blinked, and before I could react, I fell into the hell of taking pictures with my elder brother.

Although as long as we refuse, it is impossible for those enthusiastic exhibitors to force us to take pictures.

But seeing that the female version of Ye Yi is so popular with my elder brother pretending to be Dad, I really don't want to leave this scene at all.

So I hurriedly stuffed the paper box containing the cake to Jason—by the way, I probably guessed why my second brother didn't participate in our coser career anymore.

After all, his face and figure are as good-looking as a textbook.Now that I think about it, it was probably because the scene was so scary—my brother and I fell into the hell of taking pictures.

What is pain and happiness, I feel like I am going to deduct a [(head up) like an online chat.

Fortunately, my second brother couldn’t see it in the end. I felt that he took a few photos of me and Dick with the monocular camera and then squatted in the corner to play with his mobile phone. He was not like an exhibitor at all. people.

If my second brother didn't stop it, maybe the line of people taking pictures would only increase. Fortunately, he was a tall and mighty man with three heads and six arms who didn't look like a good person. Those who entered the venue were afraid to come forward to ask for photos.

After Dick and I consumed all the crowd in front of us, about two hours had passed, the two of us—especially my elder brother—

It's like being drained, but I'm fine. After all, the Extremis virus not only allows me to breathe fire, but also sharply strengthens my body's physical strength. From Tony's words, I can indeed be with Captain America and Peter. Compare physical strength.

And if I remember correctly, even though Nightwing is a vigilante who has been fighting Bludhaven in Gotham for many years, he is still just an ordinary person in essence.

My elder brother let out a heavy breath, but when I asked him if he was tired and if he wanted to go home early, he shook his head briskly, the only chin that was exposed on his entire face was hooked out, it didn’t belong to a bat Xia Xia's smile completely destroyed the cold and deep dark knight image he created: "I'm not tired... Xiaojieniao, I just saw you stealing a small cake, why don't you bring it here for us to taste!"

Hearing this, Jason rolled his eyes, and handed the opened white paper box to us with one hand. There were five cupcakes inside the big paper box. People's appetite increased greatly, and it can be seen that the empty grid should be the cupcake that Jason just ate.

"It tastes good." My second brother obviously decided to ignore my older brother, and put the carton in front of me: "The white one should be vanilla."

Woohoo, as expected of the male mother number two in our family plus the chef, my second brother still remembers that I like vanilla-flavored desserts very much, so I decided to send Jason from the chef’s kitchen after today’s end The position has been promoted to No. [-] male mother!

While picking up the cupcake that looked so tempting, I picked up a small card inside the box. This should be the business card that the beautiful blond sister said, right?

[Max makes cupcakes by hand. 】

The address and phone number are also attached below. I blinked, and after flipping through the business card, I saw the scrawled words on it, with the names of two girls written on it. It was written by one of the two big sisters.

"Caroline? Channing?" Before I noticed anything, my elder brother pronounced the name strangely first: "I said that the blond lady just now looked familiar, so it was her."

What?There is a story!

I turned around abruptly, reached out and grabbed my elder brother's hand that was moving slowly to prevent the icing from getting on the mask, and said in a low voice: "Brother, do you know her? Ex-girlfriend? Tim told me you have a rich love history , so the bad man I was talking about—”

"No!" My elder brother interrupted me hastily, and at the same time looked around: "Don't believe what Tibao said, and you don't know Carolyn Channing? You don't study international trade. ?"

Wait, if you really want to say it, this name is a bit... super, I remembered!

The Channing Ponzi scheme was such a big deal that even after several years, the professors still occasionally brought it up in our classes.

However, the news reports back then still skipped the eldest lady of the Channing family who knew nothing about these things. If there is a person surnamed Channing that I might know, that's all.

At best, this matter was only an episode. After all, the other party's father had already been imprisoned for the Ponzi scheme, and the investigation process was also made public after the end, proving that the young lady did not know about the crime committed by her father.

Even if she fell from the clouds to the bottom of the valley, she seemed to be working hard, and she might still be running this business with her friends to make cupcakes.

"Lo? What are you thinking?" As I stuffed the last bite of the cupcake into my mouth, I heard my elder brother's voice. He and Jason stood not far away and looked back at me. The paper model was crumpled into a ball, and then quickly ran towards them: "Nothing!"

"This cake is delicious. Find some time to buy some before you go back to Gotham. Dad will definitely like it!"

"What kind of meteorite hit you to make you think that the old man would like such a sweet thing?"

"That's not necessarily true. If you want to eat, I'll buy more. Don't be jealous of the three-headed and six-armed red hood!"