Wayne family salted fish daily [Comprehensive British and American]

I called my dad.

Although I knew from Tim that my father went on a mission to an alien planet, I still sent a message to my father this morning. When I got home and took out my phone, I saw my father reply briefly: "Something happened temporarily, and I'm back."

Even if he looks fine, he can still send me a message.But I still called him the first time I saw it.

As for the male ghost, he was sitting obediently on the floor of the living room, and he looked very unfamiliar with modern technology. When I turned on the TV for him to watch, there was a bit of surprise on his face.

Maybe it's because the previous TVs were not as thin and light as they are now, with high definition?

The phone call to my dad didn't ring for too long, and he picked it up. My dad's voice came from the other end, and it sounded a little cold. I thought he might be doing night activities now.

You can't imagine a Batman who is gentle and kind, and occasionally seduces girls, right?

I see, is that why my dad is pretending to be a playboy?If my father hadn't told me himself, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to react in this life.

"Off work? Stark didn't bully you, did he?" My father's voice came from the phone.

Although it sounds a little cold, but a sense of relief can be heard from the words, which can prove that my father has not encountered any unsolvable major events that may endanger the world.

"No, I left work early for two consecutive days and haven't deducted my salary...I'm even a little embarrassed."

You must know that as a poor employee who has been squeezed by an unscrupulous boss, I have always had a bad impression of the boss. Even if my idol asks me to work, I am ready to be squeezed out of the last bit of value.However, things are not as I imagined.

It can only be said that Tony Stark is indeed not an unscrupulous capitalist.

I'm the……

"That's good, tell me if you need money." My dad is like the most straight man who doesn't know how to get along with his children. He can only use material things to meet all the needs of the children. ,I can only say.

Modo Modo...

"Father, it's good that you're fine, but... a strange thing happened to me." I hesitated for a moment, planning to hide Shimada Hanzo's affairs.

After all, I never told my father about Overwatch because I wanted to hide the secret identity for my best friend.But I can still let my father know about the male ghost.

If my dad is really a vampire, knowing God or something like Lucifer or Cain, then he might be able to take care of things.

Can vampires have children?

My thoughts wandered a little, and my father's voice pulled me back: "What's the matter? Are you okay?"

Sure enough, he is still a sweetheart pig daddy. Even if he becomes the legendary Batman who eats people without spitting out bones, no, can stop children from crying at night, he still cares about me as before. Batman's cold appearance is just an illusion.

"It can't be called a big deal, that is, Dad, in your Justice League... can anyone see ghosts?"

I said very solemnly: "It's not an ordinary ghost, it's a special ghost. There really are ghosts in this world. Is the story between Sadako and Annabelle real?"

"What do you mean you can see hell?" As expected of Batman, my father caught the flaw in my words almost instantly, and guessed all the things I was going to say after laying the groundwork.

I froze for a moment, but my father's voice sounded very calm: "What did you see?"

"If you were able to see ghosts in the past, then you wouldn't specifically mention it now. It must have been possible to see ghosts suddenly today, and it was limited to a special spirit body, so——what did you see?"

?

Are you not a superhero?When did you become a detective?Why can so many things be analyzed from such a half sentence?

So the things I love about Setu you know as soon as you walk through my door?Help, my life will definitely be ruined by the word love.

Leaving aside what I was struggling with, my father had already guessed me.

The bizarre incident that happened today, I responded with some helplessness: "Yeah, I couldn't see it before, even if I could see him...but I haven't seen any other ghosts, it is impossible for him to be the only ghost in New York." A ghost?"

Originally, I was hesitating whether to tell Tony, who was in New York, or to tell my dad.

But after thinking about it, first of all, I really only knew my idol for a few days.

Although he is kind and kind, like the neighbor's uncle, and he gives a lot of money, but when it comes to this kind of matter related to myself, I really chose my dad at the first time.

Never knew he was Batman before, I might have thought it better not to bother my sugar daddy, but now.

That's Batman!Batman who can go to the sky and go to the ground, and I heard that he beat Superman dozens of times when Superman lost control, he is simply a fighter among Superman, well, I have no reason not to believe my father.

He might even be a vampire!

Vampires!

When I return to Gotham after this internship, I must ask my dad how long he has lived and if he knows Baron Dracula.

What?My social death embarrassing cancer?The social death is the past Roxi Vasquez, what does it have to do with me Roxi Super He? Mom is rich? Wayne?

"At eight o'clock tonight, I'll go find you." My father paused: "Dinner can wait for me."

After finishing speaking, my father hung up the phone, and I let him hang up in a daze, and it took two seconds for me to react.

Wait, no, tonight, tonight at eight o'clock!

That, that who.

Mr. Shimada Hanzo, didn't you tell me where to find him?He also made an appointment at eight o'clock?

Two seconds later, I lay down on the bed in my room in pain, and rolled twice in vain, without any effect.

I silently picked up the internal communicator of Overwatch, ready to see if my cheap master could change the time for his talented, beautiful, and richest apprentice.

However, when I turned on the communicator, I realized that I was simply too naive.Because my best friend also seemed to know that I was connected to the internal channel, and said to me in the private chat channel of the internal communicator: "Be careful yourself, if it is Shimada Hanzo's younger brother who is looking for you, it's okay. Although he is a half-omnic, he practices Buddhism, but if it is Shimada Hanzo... you should ask for more blessings."

[The most important point is not to disobey him. 】

what?

I knocked on the dialog box with my girlfriend in horror, and typed a series of words without punctuation in the middle. After I sent it out, I felt that my girlfriend might kill me when she read it.

[Wait, Farrell, what is self-seeking?What is a semi-omc—what is an omnic? 】

Farrell's message came quickly, as if holding a communicator: "Literally, it is similar to a robot, a robot with higher artificial intelligence... A half-omm is a half-human and half-robot. "

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[Excuse me, how can a half-human, half-robot be brothers with a normal human?Or are they married? 】

[Fariel?What about people?Are you going back to me?Don't ignore me?I know you're watching! 】

After a few minutes, my best friend sent a meaningful message: "That's why I told you not to disobey it. His brother was originally an ordinary human being."

?

Almost in an instant, goosebumps all over my body came up directly, Farrell, what does this mean, my cheap master Shimada Hanzo is actually a perverted scientist, that beautiful appearance is just an illusion, in fact he will Jie Jie laughed and transformed his own brother into a cyborg freak?

I do not believe!He looks so good-looking!

I don't believe what you say!

However, Faree didn't even read the message that was sent later. I squatted on the bed tremblingly, holding the communicator in my hand, not knowing what to do?

I won't be made into a watch too, no, made into a cyborg

Right?

I trembled, summoned up my courage, typed a few words in the communication dialog box with Shimada Hanzo, cut it short and politely told him that it was because my biological father was coming to visit me temporarily.So I can't be there on time for tonight's training, I hope I can take a leave of absence.

I'm afraid of the natural room. I'm a normal 20-year-old girl. How can I not be afraid of such life-threatening things.

But even though I trust my girlfriends a lot, I still trust my own eyesight.

Although the conversation with Mr. Shimada today was only a few minutes.But he looked like a very peaceful elder.

Even if it exudes the aura of "don't enter the stranger", it doesn't seem to have much lethality, at least it doesn't release any murderous aura that can be frightening in novels.

There are vampires, aliens, ghosts, and ninjas in this world. It should be normal to have such things as murderous, right?

should?

And the last thing I overcame my fear was when I thought about it. The person who will come to see me tonight is my own father. On the surface, the Gotham baby, super playboy, rich and rich second-generation Bruce Wayne, but in private it is Ding Ding Damn Batman, what have I to be afraid of!

I'm not afraid!Roxy, your father is Batman, Robin is your younger brother, Nightwing is your elder brother, and Red Robin is your third younger brother, what are you afraid of!

Just as I was thinking wildly, a message popped up on the communicator in my hand, which was sent by Mr. Shimada.

"Tomorrow, at the same time." It's really terribly concise. I suspect that if my father took off the playboy's skin, he might say the same thing.

Wait, there are seven people in our family—excluding—Alfred—let’s forget about me, an ordinary person who just came home, and I have never met my sister, Cassandra, who has been living in Hong Kong for a long time. For the time being pass.

Then among the remaining five people, four of them are superheroes. They all say that it’s not scary to bump into shirts. Whoever is ugly is embarrassed. In comparison, my second brother is very conspicuous. He even looks like he has nothing to do every day. I, a person who aspires to be a salted fish, has a fight.

Thinking about it this way, the second brother without a title is so inferior, I will laugh at him next time I call.