Wayne family salted fish daily [Comprehensive British and American]

What?What is this little kid talking about!

Whose idol is he saying is ugly!

I widened my eyes, and instantly felt that the drowsiness was driven away by Damian from my eyelids. I sat up suddenly, and even twisted my waist heavily in this movement, and the sharp pain came from the lumbar spine instantly. Nervous, I fell down in pain, not to mention a little drowsiness, I feel that my sleepiness this night has been driven away.

I moved my waist a little bit, but luckily it didn't hurt too much. The pain just now seemed to remind me not to call and scold my brother angrily.

After all, he is an assassin. Even if I have never seen a real assassin, I have also played Assassin's Creed. Even if the real assassins are not as good as them, I will definitely not be able to beat them.

Although my hand is so bad that I can’t pass the game, hoot, I played an Assassin’s Creed as a Berserker’s Creed, and then died gracefully and heroically in the siege of the enemy.

countless times……

Then I dialed the phone backhanded.

Damian answered the phone very quickly, and I reacted even faster. Before he had time to speak, he scolded: "Can you talk, kid? Why is my idol so ugly? What do you think?" I can draw ugly! Tony Stark is the most handsome superhero in the world, bar none!"

Immediately afterwards, I hung up the phone in an instant, leaving no time for Damian to react, and turned off the phone very quickly, plugged my earplugs, and retracted under the bed again middle.

Heh heh heh, let's see how you still trouble me!

I retreated to the bed, and the soft quilt wrapped me all around.Even rested on a private jet.

But the running all the way still made my mind and body feel double tired, and I almost fell asleep within a few minutes.When I woke up, it was already ten o'clock in the morning of the next day.

Fawcett City, located in the middle of the United States, is very hot in summer.Even though it's the end of August now, the scorching sun outside the house still shines on the whole city, and even with the air conditioner turned on in the house, I can vaguely feel the heat blocked by the curtains.

I rolled around on the bed for a few times before remembering the phone that I had turned off. Damian did as I expected. He didn’t rush to hit me through other means after I turned off the phone. The family is still very soft-hearted.

After I turned on the phone, there was indeed only a cold snort from Damian in the communication software. He didn't even seem to want to say anything, and he coldly sent a [? 】Give it to me, it is full of disdain for me, almost beyond words.

As for the phone call, I didn't make a single call. Obviously, even if I didn't turn off the phone last night, there would be no serious problem.

A vacation by myself is different, yesterday when my adoptive parents and several other siblings returned home, they were all very happy with my surprise visit, and I also confirmed by insinuating that the children other than my adoptive parents were indeed They already knew Billy's secret identity, and these kids seemed really good at hiding secrets.

Especially my youngest sister Dara, who starts to get nervous whenever I mention Shazam even a little bit.

If I hadn't changed the subject quickly, maybe my adoptive parents would have noticed something was wrong.

Ugh, it's hard being a big sister, whether it's the silly siblings hiding Billy's superhero status or the super-difficult biological brother who has a secret identity of his own.

After sighing helplessly in my heart, I still got up and started to wash.Although as a nerd, the best vacation is to stay in the air-conditioned room at home and play games.

But I couldn't hold back last night, so I promised my brothers and sisters that I would take them to the amusement park.

I have also heard of this amusement park. It opened after I left home to go to college in New York. It is considered a very new amusement park in less than three years.

Although my adoptive parents have always said that they want to take them to play, but because of busy work, they always have no time. As a result, I heard about this at dinner yesterday, so I took over the work of taking my younger siblings to play. I made up for them that I didn't go home during the time I was in school.

although

It is better to hit the sun than to choose a day, but yesterday they saw how tired I was, and they also knew that I would definitely not be able to get up too early today, even if I forced myself to get up early, I would definitely be listless.

So the day to go to the amusement park is set for tomorrow, and today I am mainly going to take them out to buy something. Dara seems to really want a small schoolbag that can be carried when going to the amusement park.And the other brothers and sisters, of course, I can't favor one over another.

It has been a long time since Mary and I sat down and chatted face to face. Mary is indeed an outstanding student who was admitted to an Ivy League school with her intelligence. Yesterday, when I was testing my adoptive parents about Billy's secret identity, Mary must have I found out right away, and even sent me a message saying that I want to chat with me today.

Hmph, let you keep such a big thing from my sister, let me see if I don't make you into good children.

So said the bad boy himself.

After I packed myself, I went to the garage and drove a low-key seven-seater car, and happily embarked on the journey to pick up my younger siblings and go shopping.

Being able to drive by yourself is a joy!

"I'm laughing so hard, hurry up and send me this audio backup archive." Dick Grayson, the male mother in the family, no, the eldest brother in the family is not at all like a big brother, and said excitedly: "I didn't expect that little D would also have A day of being pointed at and scolded."

"Keep your voice down, or my newly installed monitor will be removed again." Jason Todd squatted aside and muttered.

But it was the first time to pass the audio over, and at the same time, he said gloatingly: "You pass this thing on to the old man."

"Huh?" Dick was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that the young man gave his second brother a rare look: "You want to provoke Bruce again, Luo said that because she didn't know our secret identity—— Did you hear, Bruce looks like he's going to tell Roxy before school starts."

"The old man has a sex change?" Jason rolled his eyes, obviously not trusting the authenticity of the news: "If you want me to say, your own idol is Superman, so what if Roxy likes Iron Man, what a fuss .”

In the whole family, the only one who would really take this matter to heart might be Damian.

And Damian is not a person who will be angry because he is not loved. Rather, he really thinks that Roxie likes Iron Man is a very disrespectful thing.

The authentication code for Damian's private arsenal even had a code like "Iron Man sucks."Although it was later replaced by [Drake is a fool?].

"Of course I don't care." Dick said with a smile, and then showed off the conversation between himself and Roxy in front of Jason, regardless of the fact that the two of them are actually squatting in the Batcave at the moment. It was a very serious time after the night watch, but it was used by two people to chat.

In the short chat record last night, Dick specially slid to the place where Roxie said that he would draw a painting for Ye Yi, and raised his head proudly: "Do you know, after Luo knew that my "idol" was Ye Yi, Went to find out about Nightwing's story - oh, she's such a sweetheart. "

"I don't know if she is a sweetheart, but I do know that you are perverted—you actually told her that your idol is Ye Yi?"

Jason glanced at his elder brother in disgust, then moved away from Dick, as if to distance himself from his elder brother.

"Oh, Jaybird, I'm also sad that Red Hood is on the list of supervillains, maybe you can try to cleanse yourself in front of Roxy, poof, three-headed and six-armed image?"

The two brothers were attacking each other in the Batcave, and they saw Damian walking in with some resentment. This state started after answering the phone before the night patrol last night. Brother Tam's criminals might all want to collectively protest Robin's unscheduled days again.

Fortunately, Arkham has been quite quiet recently. Apart from the incident of the alien bug that day, there has been no big news recently.

"By the way, I didn't make it to Bludhaven that day, and Bruce only said afterwards that he was investigating... What happened to the alien invasion in Los Angeles?"

Dick came back to Gotham only two days ago when he was free. Originally, he wanted to hang out with his siblings, but it happened that Roxy was visiting his adoptive parents.Therefore, instead of working overtime, he filled the vacancy of Batman who went to Los Angeles.

"Just like Lantern said, whether it is the Avengers or the Justice League, the detection machines of the two organizations did not find any signs of alien creatures until they suddenly appeared in the sky over Los Angeles, without wormholes or wearables. No sign of over-atmosphere, nothing."

"It's like they just showed up there out of nowhere."

Jason didn't follow up on this matter, and he appeared there that day because he was watching the sentry outside, in order to protect Roxy from the Assassin Alliance.

"This time the old man went to Los Angeles specifically, not just for the Assassin League."

While Jason was talking, out of the corner of his eye, he saw Damian paused and walked towards them. He was obviously a little curious about these things, and he looked away, rarely sarcastically speaking to Damian.After all, the relationship between the two of them is not very good.

"I know, it wasn't because of that... the Hynix security company? In the end, they accidentally saved Roxy's life."

Dick was also there during the discussion that day, so he naturally knew about it: "Did Bruce find out anything?"

"A group of ordinary humans who have no super powers and only rely on high technology and super soldier serum have formed a spontaneous secret service organization with a stronghold in Los Angeles. Although it has not been active on the surface, it has carried out several secret operations. For rescue missions, the failure rate is zero."

Jason twitched the corner of his mouth, how strange this matter looks, a new organization will definitely have a running-in period, but since the establishment of that organization, they are like cogs closely knit, everyone is good at what they are good at The parts are working without the slightest problem.

It's like an old partner who has worked closely together countless times.

"Bruce has already set up a file, maybe you can pay attention to it later."

"They call themselves - Overwatch."