Wayne family salted fish daily [Comprehensive British and American]

The price of disobeying the elders is that I can hardly stand up straight now.

And we didn't even finish half of the Wayne Manor. I fell humblely at the end alone, and I couldn't even see the taillights of the other four people, and I was overtaken by them.

No, is he? Mom a physical ability that human beings can achieve?Are they Kryptonians?

In the end, I was carried home by my elder brother.

Yes, carry, I suspect that my elder brother's gentle and handsome face is fake, he carried me on his shoulders, and carried me into the daily living room of Wayne Manor like a sack of flour, obviously before I ran away Three times more steps, the four of them—

Even my third younger brother who looks the weakest is the same, do you still need physical training when you are the president——

It didn't look like he was sweating much, Damian even looked at me who was lying on the sofa like a corpse in disgust, and then said to my father: "Do you want to test the DNA again?"

Normal people don't have such superhuman strength, okay? What's the use of DNA testing!Your physical fitness is simply contagious!

Today was probably the earliest time the whole family got up together. I saw Alfred come in from the living room door in relief. Struggling to sit up, ignoring the seemingly speechless expressions of my father and brothers, he asked happily, "Is dinner ready?"

"Are you an idiot?" I think Damian must have endured this sentence for three days before hitting me in the face.

As for being scolded as an idiot?What does that matter? Isn't the purpose of human beings to live in this world is to enjoy delicious food?Tell me what else can people do if they don't cook?

My elder brother shook his head helplessly, reached out and patted my head like my father, and then said with a smile: "Isn't it enough to mess around for so long today?"

Can I call this nonsense?The real messer is obviously my father, he is the one who stuffed Damian, a monster who gets up for a morning jog, into my room!

I said sinisterly: "Do you think it's over? I'll get up early in the future, so you don't want to sleep."

"That has nothing to do with me." My elder brother gloated: "Although I am on vacation today, I have to go back to Bludhaven after breakfast. I received a case temporarily, and the director asked me to go back as soon as possible."

"What? Do you civil servants even squeeze out vacations?" I said in shock. I once imagined that one of the main reasons for going to the public office is that the benefits are intact and the salary is stable on the second day of the week. For me, a salty fish It is definitely a good job that can be fished openly.

Although now I have dismissed this idea and decided to gnaw at home until my father kicks me out, but this is too social animal.

This is my elder brother's annual leave!

"That can't be helped." My elder brother shrugged: "Actually, it also depends on the region. The police force in places like Gotham, Bludhaven, and New York is relatively tight. Even if we apply for vacation, we probably can't leave too much." Far."

Indeed, after all, Brudhaven, a small crime city, lives next door to Gotham, and I heard that those who are not well-known in Gotham——

Such as being scared by the clown to pee his pants, being beaten into a pig-faced professor by the black mask, being robbed by the penguin until he was naked - the villains will go to the next door to bully the children in Bludhaven.

Strange, why don't they dare to go to the metropolis that is also on the edge of Gotham?Is it because Superman looks too good in red underwear?

So my elder brother had to get up early today, but he didn't expect to be scooped up after five o'clock.

When I returned to the house after the morning run, I seemed to be the only one who seemed to be dying.

But I don't feel irritated at all. I must emphasize once again that, as a patient with social bull syndrome, I have always adhered to the maxim that as long as I am not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed, and——

I don't think it is necessary to maintain a high-end and high-end personality in front of my family.

As a person, I will neither ask my family to change myself for me or for anyone, nor will I change myself for anyone's request——

Of course, morning running is not a problem in principle except.In addition to my laziness, in fact my father is just concerned about my body, afraid that I will suffer from staying up late with junk food and staying at home too much.

I died violently at home.

Luckily, my dad doesn't look like he's trying to change me either.

Although he is very serious on the surface, he seems to be an open-minded dad unexpectedly, brothers——

I have never met Cassandra, my sister, and I don't know what state it will be when we get along——

They all seemed to be minding their own affairs while maintaining respect for each other to get close.

I have to say it again, the rich family drama on Netflix is ​​really not true!

My family is so rich, but there is no chaos in the house, at most there are only brats and social animals!

"I'm so sleepy—" I wailed as I sat in the dining room contentedly, with my belly full filled with Alfred's delicious continental breakfast.

My dad just picked up a newspaper, and Alfred poured him a cup of coffee, which didn't look like any sugar or milk was added, completely stepping on my minefield, I couldn't do it.

As my dad turned the newspaper over, he reached for the mug.At this moment, I saw the huge headline in the newspaper and a profile photo of me. My father was still standing beside me with my bag and several paper bags in his hands.

【Shock!A strong contender for the Wayne family property turned out to be Bruce Wayne's daughter who had been hiding it for many years! 】

Your ability to write headlines really lives up to your work, this reporter.

Regarding the news that appeared in today's newspaper, I was already alert when I was photographed yesterday.

In fact, the fast-speed Internet media had already written a report and sent it out when my father and I stepped out of the last luxury store last night. During that time, my mobile phone was bombarded countless times.

Although my girlfriends who are close to me have already known about this.But other than that, I was bombarded with text messages from friends who only knew I had transferred to Gotham University.

Basically, they all look the same, such as [Fuck, your dad is Baby Bruce, can I go to your house to play? 】

[Oh my god, you have kept it a secret for so long, I thought you were really an orphan! 】This kind of words, some people with low emotional intelligence even mentioned orphans again and again, it seemed like they were cursing my father.

Of course, I don't really care too much, it's not like I never got scolded when I was a child.The weirdest thing is that the kids who scolded me as an orphan were those kids who just came in from the orphanage...as if you were not orphans.

Since I was a child, I was not a person who would wrong myself and spoil others. I remember that at that time, I seemed to go back to the past very plainly: "Whoever you are with me, you are welcome. We are all orphans, and we have the same blessings. It's hard to be the same."

Laughing to death, just because I don’t break the defense doesn’t mean that group of kids won’t break the defense. It’s also because I made those kids cry that I was sent to the foster care system early by the orphanage. Fortunately, I was fostered in to the home of the Vasquez couple.At the same time, I was also the first foster child in their family.

At least my friends are a little careless at best, and are not really mocking me for my family background.

It's just that I couldn't reply to hundreds of messages and emails, so I had to post short articles on my various social platforms, mainly saying that I do have a long-lost father named Bruce Wei kindness.Because too many people have asked, I won't reply one by one.

Leaving aside the fact that my identity almost caused a wave online, it's always weird to see my face in the news—and it's not social pages, but headlines, Is this the ordinary life of the rich?

My father seemed to be used to this, he casually looked at what the news report was talking about, and then handed the newspaper to me, with a smile in his tone: "You will always get used to this of."

Obviously my dad also saw what I was not used to. I shrugged. In fact, being famous or not doesn't give me much happiness or trouble.

After all, I have always been a nerd who is satisfied as long as I live a good life. The biggest dream in my life may be to collect all the limited edition Iron Man figures——

Damn, when it comes to this, it's too late for me to be rich!Several limited-edition figures have been sold out, and I didn't even touch my ass!

I sighed and drank the milk tea Alfred poured for me in one gulp.Then he wandered towards my room like a wandering spirit, my father's voice sounded behind me, slightly raising the volume: "Loxy? Where are you going?"

"My bed!" I yelled weakly, you know I was forced to press the road for half a day yesterday, and this morning I was ruthlessly woken up by Damian at five o'clock in the morning, and ran around Wayne Manor Half a circle, I can still reply to my father with my eyelids open, which is already beyond my physical limit.

My father didn't reply to me again, but my elder brother, my good elder brother, may be afraid that I would fall from the top when I was climbing the stairs, so he rushed to my side in a hurry, turned slightly sideways and smiled at me. : "Brother, I'm going back to Bludhaven, won't you say goodbye to me?"

I drooped my eyelids and said perfunctorily: "Brother, be careful on the road, walk slowly all the way, I won't see you off if I have something to do."

Right now, all the villains standing between me and the bed are big bosses, stay away from me!