Taoist and dog

How should he answer this question...

Lu Qinghe didn't even point out that he could answer, he quickly answered, "It's enough to be comfortable, don't worry about the difficult woman."

"But..." Xiao Rong hesitated, "The couple can only be..."

"It can only be what? Do you have to marry a girl? Have you ever seen someone marry a young man?" Lu Qinghe gave him a sideways glance, his eyes were full of dislike for Xiao Rong's fuss, "I don't blame you, the bumpkin has never seen the world, but Remember, if you haven’t seen something you don’t know, it doesn’t mean that there is nothing. From now on, just tell me such stupid things that are nothing but brains. If you go outside and say it, you will be laughed at. What you lost now is not your own. face, and mine."

"Ah?" Is there anyone who married a young man... He really hadn't seen it, not in the village, and he didn't look outside.

"Ah what, what's the point, you can't do anything else every day." Lu Qinghe was used to Xiao Rong's stupid and nonchalant behavior, but he still couldn't help but say, "Xu Chengrong Don't you know why he gave you that thing? Didn't he just misunderstand... misunderstood what's going on now. Well, after everyone has left, do you still want to buy it or not?"

"Buy, buy, buy!" While talking, many peddlers packed up their stalls and went home. Xiao Rong quickly nodded and looked around. What Lu Qinghe said seemed to make sense, but he always felt that something was wrong... No When he figured it out, his attention was drawn away by Lu Qinghe's words.

"There was a firecracker."

"I saw it!" Xiao Rong rushed over, he went straight to the stall selling firecrackers, the boss also saw that he was coming for him, just when the two were about to meet up smoothly, Xiao Rong stopped.

"What's the matter?" Xiao Rong stopped suddenly, and Lu Qinghe followed curiously.

"Let's buy some New Year pictures." Xiao Rong pointed to the booth next door.

The seller of the New Year pictures was an old woman with gray hair, and she was putting the New Year pictures in order with trembling hands.

Orthodox New Year pictures, and many cut-out window grilles.

Liaocheng is an important place, with developed commerce and trade, no matter how strange things are in Liaocheng, so most of the most fashionable oil-paper paintings are hung in the homes of the people in the city during the Chinese New Year.If it was okay elsewhere, the New Year pictures would be the first to sell out, but in Liaocheng, it basically belongs to the category that no one cares about.

"What? I feel bad and want to do something good? Buy her things and let her go to celebrate the New Year?" The old lady is not young, and her bent face is almost on her knees. Selling New Year pictures on the Internet, you don't need to ask to know that she is the only one in the house, otherwise she won't be allowed to stay here for the New Year's Eve.

Lu Qing folded his eyebrows and looked at Xiao Rong. He didn't want to laugh at Xiao Rong's kindness, but some things were really unnecessary. He started worrying about others as soon as he had a good life. Does he have the right to be merciful to all beings?

He didn't have Lu Qinghe, but Xiao Rong would?

There are many people who are more miserable than her. If Xu Chengrong wants to help, even if he spends all his money, he may not be able to help.

If you sympathize with her, who will sympathize with you?

Lu Qinghe doesn't like to meddle in other people's business. If Xiao Rong wants to follow him, he has to put all those meaningless feelings aside, otherwise it will be troublesome.

bother.

"No," Xiao Rong looked at the red window grilles and shook his head, "I just want to...buy some New Year pictures or something, and replace the original stickers at home..."

Xiao Rong's answer was really beyond Lu Qinghe's expectation.

This kid is thinking about this.

The family really needed something to replace the original ones, those red characters that Xiao Cheng had when he got married.

Xiao Rong's thought and his words made Taoist Lu quite satisfied.

When he didn't teach, the two of them agreed on their ideas. What's that called?There is a tacit understanding.

Lu Daochang felt a little flattered.

"Buy." Lu Qinghe walked to the old lady's booth, let alone a few, he was happy to cover everything.Daochang Lu picked out some of the biggest window grilles, there was no need for door gods, but Xiao Rong said that he even bought door gods for the occasion.

"Where's the pair?" Lu Qing bought a bunch together, this is the big customer today, the old lady's hands trembled even more when she was packing things, but neither of them looked at her, Xiao Rong swept around, Anyone who sells New Year pictures should have a pair, but he didn't see it after looking around, "It's weird..."

"What's so strange?" After receiving the New Year picture handed over by the old lady, Lu Yihe stuffed the pair into Xiao Rong's arms under her blessing, "Usually I write the pair by myself, there are a few like you, named They can't be written well."

Xiao Rong chuckled. During Chinese New Year, the couplets in the village were all written by an elder. It is said that he had passed the examination of scholar before, and he had a talent for writing. Xiao Rong couldn't understand the words on it. He just envied every household in the village. Everyone has them.

Now he wants to have it, and Lu Yihe will write it himself.

What can be written on the pair?

Xiao Rong thought about it for a long time, and his mind was full of things like harvest and wealth, but Lu Yihe should not be so clichéd...

Such a fresh and refined Daoist is not.

After buying New Year pictures and firecrackers, they all forgot about it when they were young. When Lu Yuhe saw the leftover stove candies, he bought a pack of them for a symbolic amount, which was regarded as making up for it.I didn't change the new quilt or anything, anyway, I left after the year, and I went around and finally bought all the food.

Quite a lot to eat, Xiao Rong felt extremely satisfied just looking at those ingredients.

It's the first time I can bring so many things home.

Since it was the New Year, they had to spend it seriously. The peddler delivered the things to the two of them, Lu Qinghe was in charge of sorting out the bought things, and Xiao Rong cleaned up the house.

While fiddling with these ingredients, Lu Qinghe thought, they have to clean up for a while after buying such a small amount, and those people have to prepare piles of them, so they must be exhausted.

After finishing everything, Mr. Lu has a good idea of ​​the recipe for tomorrow. He figured out whether Xiao Rong should also cook two dishes. Last time I saw that he cooked them well, but this guy knows how to make vegetarian dishes. ...

This is not good, you have to practice.

"Are you done?" Lu Qinghe stretched his waist and went to the yard to look for Xiao Rong. Just now, the boy was still wandering around beside him, but now he disappeared.

"Okay!" Xiao Rong yelled angrily, the voice was a bit loud, and he could hear a little hoarseness.

"I'll check it out, if it's unqualified, do it again." They said so, but in fact they didn't have anything to clean up, Xu Chengrong cleaned them up for them last time, and now they don't have anything to throw away.Lu Qinghe lifted the curtain, and Xiao Rong held the broom as if begging for praise, if you put a tail on him, he would probably be able to shake it right now, "This reaction seems to be very confident in myself.

Lu Qinghe walked to his side, and looked towards the direction of the house together with Xiao Rong, the obtrusive happy words on the windows of Xiao Rong's new house were gone, and the frost was also gone, now there are two festive window grilles pasted on the windows.

The same is true of their house, probably because he loves money, the window grille of this house is a very big cornucopia, with a few big ingots beside it, Lu Qinghe wanted to put on airs, but seeing the cornucopia really couldn't hold back.

"New year, I wish you more lies..." Xiao Rong cleared his throat, "Then what, make more money."

"You think I'm deaf?" He was very serious about that lie.

Xiao Rong moved a step to the side, "You know my voice is still not good, sometimes I don't speak so comfortably..."

"Pull it down, when you quarreled with me, if you didn't jump a word, it would make me choked up."

"Ah...were you angry that day?"

"How fresh, if you are like that and I'm still not angry, then I'm short of heart." Xiao Rong couldn't speak at that time, if he could make a sound, then he might point out Doriso, "It's the first time I've lived so long How dare someone talk to me like that."

Xiao Rong looked at him uncertainly.

"What are you looking at? I'm telling the truth." Lu Qing laughed together, "I usually don't say that much, so I went to the King of Hades to report it. I guess the cause of death in the book of life and death in the underworld is filled with cheap words."

Xiao Rong: "..."

When Xiao Rong retreated again, he was separated from him by more than one person. Before he escaped from his control, Taoist Lu stretched out his hand and grabbed the clothes on his shoulders and dragged him back, "I'm angry, I didn't I feel that I am so attached to Dou Mo, why don't I cure your throat, and you are still so responsible... and there is..."

Lu Qinghe looked between his crotch.

"I'm not kidding you."

Xiao Rong's breathing stagnates.

Why are you suddenly so sincere, why are you talking so suddenly...

Lu Qinghe's words that day were ambiguous, he thought...

"I am telling the truth."

Xiao Rong: "..."

"I'm going to laugh at you when I'm free. It's not fun to tell what everyone knows." Lu Daochang shrugged, and then said, "You should chop more firewood today, it may not be so good tomorrow. A lot of time, oh, and dirty clothes... Just throw it away, don't wash it, it's Chinese New Year anyway."

Xiao Rong: "..."

"I'll sleep for a while, you work hard."

Lu Qinghe stretched his waist and entered the room.

Xiao Rong stood there by himself, the cold wind rolled over the ground, and the blowing Xiao Rong was indescribable.

He was a little touched just now, but...

Is this self-indulgent?

Lu Qinghe really never let him have too much imagination.

but……

He was quite heartened after hearing that sentence, and Lu Qinghe told him seemingly casually that between him and Dou Mo, he was the one who kept him.

This sentence can make Xiao Rong have a good year.

29 passed, New Year's Eve came.

Xiao Rong got up very early, the sky was very bright, and the sun had not fully illuminated the ground, he thought that Lu Qinghe was still asleep, but when he opened his eyes, the people around him were gone.

He leaned on the window sill and took a look, and found that Lu Qinghe was arranging tables in the yard.

His back was facing him, Xiao Rong couldn't see clearly, but he knew that table, Lu Qinghe used it to write talismans at the beginning, and he used it for everything he wrote, so...

Lu Qing co-wrote the pair!

Xiao Rong put his clothes on and rushed out. He wanted to see what Lu Qinghe could write and what he could write...

Daochang Lu, please slow down and wait for me!

"Wake up, so frizzy, did you pee your pants?"

"Ah... have you finished?" As soon as Xiao Rong went out, he bumped into Lu Qinghe who was moving a table in. The two of them and a table almost occupied the small space in front of the stove.

"Nonsense, when you wake up, you have to stick it on the door with the first ray of sunshine in the morning, or it will be unlucky. You poor people don't know as much as me, a cultivator. You still want to celebrate the New Year like this? "Xiao Rong put one arm in his sleeve, making the appearance of a big roc spreading its wings. Lu Qinghe took off his hand, which was stunned in mid-air, and put it on the table. "If you don't understand, just do your best, and the table will be closed I'm done, and then I'll deal with the ingredients, and I'll go back to sleep."

Xiao Rong: "..."

"This early in the morning, I just played with that bad pair, and I don't know what to expect this year. What are they looking forward to?" The place is not big, Lu Qing knelt together, and entered the room with Xiao Rong's arm, Before the door closed, Xiao Rong heard Lu Qinghe muttering, "Do you feel that this day is a toss, and then no matter how much you toss this year, you won't feel toss?"

Xiao Rong: "..."

What kind of idea is this...

Lu Qinghe has been muttering since yesterday, his words are full of incomprehension about this year, he has heard it many times.Lu Qinghe seems to have no interest in this year.

But he has!

Xiao Rong glanced at the table, then at the half-hidden door, he was still curious about what Lu Qinghe's pair wrote, so he supported the table with one hand, and put on the other sleeve as he flew over. When he landed at the door smoothly, Xiao Rong felt that the movements he did just now were really too chic.

Xiao Rong laughed, put on the button and ran outside, then he was dumbfounded.

He is illiterate, but he knows that the couplets are red, with auspicious words written in ink on them, but Lu Qinghe's pair... There is a long and thin piece of large yellow paper on either side of the gate, and a pile of cinnabar drawings on the yellow paper that he can't see I understand the talisman, and the position of the horizontal batch is also pasted with a talisman.

Lu Qinghe didn't use a talisman, but the talisman was firmly stuck to the door, and when the wind blew, only the horns swayed slightly.

Xiao Rong: "..."

He stood at the door for a quarter of an hour until someone patted him.

Xiao Rong was startled, but the person who photographed him was even more frightened. Both of them jumped back together, with the same movements and expressions, like a cat whose hair has exploded.

"I said big brother, don't be so sudden, you scared me to death..." The man pressed his chest and looked at Xiao Rong with a white face.

"Don't be so sudden, why are you slapping me..." Xiao Rong's complexion was no better than his, he felt the cool wind blowing out from his whole body, especially his lips, which were not warm, what he said Halfway he found that the two of them had the same posture, so Xiao Rong shook his hand vigorously, and let go of the clothes he was pulling.

"I don't dare to speak loudly..." The man carefully cast his eyes on the gate of Lu Qinghe's house, "I saw a bunch of talismans when I went out... I said big brother, is his house haunted?"

Xiao Rong: "..."

This man is a buddy, and the shopkeeper asked him to run errands. It was early in the morning during the Chinese New Year, and there were no people on the road, so he saw these rhubarb talismans on the door of Lu Qinghe's house from a long distance away. Something, bright red and bright red, like freshly poured blood...

I can't tell you how creepy it is.

He originally wanted to hide and go, but found Xiao Rong standing at the door. The guys are all used to this. When they saw something strange, they couldn't control their curiosity. Even though he was afraid, he came over and asked...

"You said it's a big Chinese New Year, why did it happen? This family has to do a lot of damage. There is no way to post the couplets. If you have to post such a thing, isn't it to let the whole city know that his family is... ..." The clerk shook his head, with a look of remorse, and after he finished speaking, he went to Xiao Rong again, "Have you heard that the gate of hell will be opened at the end of the year, and let the people below come back to visit relatives and get some money?" Money, and some of them are dead, and when the ghost messengers enjoy the incense in this world and don't care about them, they find the person who killed them and ask for their lives...

Xiao Rong knew what was going on with this talisman, but he was stunned because the guy's ability to exaggerate the atmosphere gave goosebumps all over his body. He shook violently, and when he looked at the gate of Lu Qinghe's house, it looked like a big mouth , I feel like I can eat him at any time.

"And..."

The chatterbox could not be stopped once it was opened, the man swallowed his saliva and was about to continue talking, when the two of them felt a cool wind blowing on the ground

The wind stuck to the trouser legs, and penetrated into the body through the gaps in the fabric. In an instant, they felt as if they had been stripped clean, and they could no longer feel the warmth of the clothes.

The concealed door was suddenly closed, and the talisman paper on the door began to shake violently after a loud bang, and the yellow talisman rattled, as if in a violent storm.

But there is no wind at the moment, and the surroundings are quiet, so they can feel a little cold.

Just when the two were terrified, the voice stopped.

The door didn't move, and the yellow talisman stopped ringing.

They subconsciously took a breath, but no one dared to exhale it.

Then, the door in front of him squeaked open.

"Please come in..." A weak voice came from the door.

Xiao Rong's pupils couldn't help shrinking, but the guy yelled and ran away scrambling.

Xiao Rong was the only one left at the door, with a face protruding from the door panel, "Daoist Lu invites you in."

Xiao Rong: "..."

Fortunately, it was early in the morning, and the sun was not too bright, but since it was so, the drowned ghost was also erratic, and it felt like Xiao Rong could blow it away with just one breath.

After conveying Daoist Lu's meaning, the drowned ghost slipped under the door, and before it disappeared, Xiao Rong heard another sentence, "Take Shanglu to the house, thank you."

Xiao Rong: "..."

The drowned ghost didn't want to spread the word, and it didn't want to come out in the middle of the day, but Lu Qinghe just threw it into the yard...

The kid was weeping, choking speechlessly.

Xiao Rong picked up the cute reed on the ground, closed the door and ran back to the house.

"I said what's in your head? This is your house, you dare not come in?" Xiao Rong and that guy Lu Yi listened to each other so sincerely, he thought Xiao Rong could refute, and everyone came to his door It's wild, but what about Xiao Rong?Shivering with him, if Lu Qinghe really wanted to, he would just scare both of them to death.

"Ke Ke Ke..." Xiao Rong pointed at the door and said a few words before continuing, "How can anyone use talismans as couplets during Chinese New Year!"

"Me." Lu Qing said logically, "One is to attract wealth, the other is to keep you safe, and the horizontal batch is for town houses. It's no better than their useless broken couplets. Besides, they don't have the ability to post those couplets. , I can’t even ask for a lot of money.”

Xiao Rong: "..."

He thought to himself that Xu Chengrong's family is so rich, it is impossible for him to spend a lot of money on Lu Qinghe's house during the New Year's Eve to find such a good house, which looks like a haunted house at first glance.

"Okay, go to work, tidy up all the dishes, I will wake up and do it later, oh yes, do what you can, don't mess around if you can't, I know you haven't seen the world .”

Xiao Rong: "..."

"Let's hang the gourd on the wall, and I'll let you come in hand in hand with it one more time, to give you a long memory."

Xiao Rong: "..."

"You say you, a monster, you are afraid of ghosts, you are not afraid of being laughed out of your teeth by your fellow clansmen when you go out."

Xiao Rong: "..."

Daochang Lu fell onto the kang and went back to sleep.

Xiao Rong stayed there for a while, only to hear Daoist Lu's breathing gradually stabilized, he reckoned that the man had fallen asleep, Xiao Rong sighed, resigned to his fate and went out to work.

He took down the dishes that Lu Qinghe had piled up, sorted them into categories and began to tidy them up. When he rolled up his sleeves, he was still thinking about what happened just now. Thinking about what Lu Qinghe said, there was nothing wrong with it. Doumo and ghosts should be at the same level, but... ...But he is still afraid!

Even if he is afraid of ghosts, he doesn't want to!

Xiao Rong pulled up his sleeve angrily, and was startled when his hand touched the dish. Wait a minute, what did Lu Yihe just say... This is your home...

Xiao Rong blinked, and grinned up uncontrollably.

his home.

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Daoist Lu started to work after getting enough sleep, doing as the Romans do, since he wants to learn how other people celebrate the New Year, so today Lu Qinghe is kind-hearted all day long, that is called gentleness, Xiao Rong does not scold him when he does something wrong, he is very patient Explain to him and show him how to do it.

The New Year's Eve dinner was made by the two of them together. Daochang Lu was in charge of most of the dishes. Occasionally, when he encountered a simple dish, he would guide Xiao Rong by the side and teach him what to do.

The dim sum eaten during the day is the New Year’s Eve dinner that symbolizes reunion at night.

As soon as their dishes were set, there was crackling sound of firecrackers outside.

Seeing that Xiao Rong's eyes were bright, Lu Qinghe smiled and patted the back of his head, "Let's go, let's set off the firecrackers."

"it is good!"

Xiao Rong moved all the firecrackers they bought to the door, Lu Qinghe lit a stick of incense and handed it to him.

"I told you I'm not afraid if I'm not afraid, just watch." Xiao Rong hung the firecrackers on the stick, lit the firecrackers with incense, and as soon as he flicked the firecrackers with his hands, they rang, and the firecrackers exploded countless white lights on the ground , like the stars in the sky, loud but also beautiful.

Xiao Rong tilted his head, squinted his eyes, and grinned his mouth almost below his ears.

Lu Qinghe thought it was noisy, and with Xiao Rong's hearing ability, the firecrackers were set off. He probably couldn't hear anything for a long time, but his dog just liked it.

That's right, Xiao Rong is like a dog, like a little kid, who has never seen the world, and is simple, and it is this simplicity that wins his heart.

"Xiao Rong, what do you think this is?"

After Xiao Rong finished setting off the two hanging whips, Lu Qinghe took out something.

Xiao Rong was only happy, but he didn't realize how loud the firecrackers were. At this moment, the whole Liao City was almost firing cannons. All the noises were mixed together, and it was as if something was plugged in his ears, so he couldn't hear clearly.

He seemed to hear Lu Qinghe calling him, but he didn't seem to, so he turned his head and shouted, "What did you say?!"

"I said!" Taoist Lu cleared his throat, followed his example, let go of his voice and shouted back for the first time, "Look what this is!

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