Taoist and dog

Xiao Rong was too busy thinking about the difference between a monk and a Taoist priest, but he didn't notice that Lu Qinghe's face changed a few times.

"I suddenly remembered..."

what?

A sudden sentence interrupted Xiao Rong's thoughts, and he looked over blankly.

Lu Qinghe pursed his lips and smiled, his smile was gentle, if there were dimples on his face, it would be exposed by now, "Lices are used to hiding hair, it seems wrong to just shave their hair... "

what?

Xiao Rong didn't react to these polite words, and before he could think about it, Lu Qinghe said calmly, "There are hairs in other places, let's shave them as well."

Xiao Rong: "?"

What do you mean... shaved together? !

Can this be shaved? !

This is much more important than hair!

Xiao Rong squeezed the lower part even tighter, he bowed his body and stared at Lu Qinghe, ready to fight him desperately if he dared to fight him.

"As a dog, you are obscene." Lu Qing said together, and finally sighed briefly.

Xiao Rong: "?"

"I'm talking about beards."

Xiao Rong: "..."

"Besides, where is your place waiting for me to shave?"

Xiao Rong: "..."

"Indecent, dirty, shameless."

Xiao Rong: "..."

Xiao Rong really wanted to go out and dump this bucket of water by the way, why is he so obscene and shameless? !

If you don't stare at the place and say these words, can I think wrongly? !

Lu Qinghe twitched the corners of his mouth at Xiao Rong with no expression, turned his head and walked away, passing the scissors on the ground, lightly raised his toes, and the scissors slid across the ground and stopped right in front of the barrel.

Xiao Rong: "..."

The Taoist... seems to be angry.

They had only known each other for an hour, and he didn't know Lu Qinghe well, but this thought was clearly imprinted in Xiao Rong's mind at this moment.

……

Lu Qinghe leaned against the wall by the door, clutched his left chest with his right hand, and pulled up his clothes.

His soap!

He is usually reluctant to use the soap offered by his ancestors!

Just like that, most of it was used up by Xiao Rong, so that’s not counted, the rest was thrown to the side of the bucket, and it was soaked in water and melted to the ground.

His heart hurts, his liver hurts, his heart, liver, spleen and lungs hurt.

Lu Qinghe took several deep breaths before going out impulsively to kill Xiao Rong.

……

Xiao Rong rushed several times, the mud was carried away by the water, and he saw the long-lost skin.

After taking a bath, there is no braid or beard, and I feel a lot lighter in my body.The sweet scent of sweet-scented osmanthus made him feel like he was in a dream.

Lu Qinghe didn't know when he put his clothes by the door, Xiao Rong went over and saw that the clothes were similar to Lu Qinghe's, loose and loose robes, but not real Taoist robes.

Xiao Rong put on his clothes, and the buttons floated to the closed wooden door before his eyes were fastened.

He had already smelled the scent of noodles a long time ago, and now that he was so close, he could even smell how the scent squeezed out from the crack of the door.

Xiao Rong swallowed, and carefully stretched out his hand towards the door.

Just as he was about to touch it, the wooden door suddenly opened.

He was startled, and retreated reflexively.

However, before the back foot hit the ground, the door closed again, so fast that he didn't even see Lu Qinghe inside.

After opening and closing, there was an extra bowl on the ground.

It's quite a big bowl, it's full of noodles, you can't even see the soup.

However, no chopsticks.

Xiao Rong: "..."

He picked up a bowl that was almost as big as his face. Although he was begging for food along the way, most people would give him a steamed bun and eat it directly. complete.

and so……

How would he eat this?

Xiao Rong looked at the big bowl of noodles speechlessly, and after a while he picked it up, forget it and pour it into his mouth.

He grabbed the noodles and wrapped them in his mouth like he was drinking soup, thinking while eating hard, that Taoist priest is really angry...

But why?

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【small theater】

Xiao Rong: You can throw face at me just because of a piece of soap?Is soap important to me? !

Lu Qinghe: Soap.

Xiao Rong: ...