After marrying a straight man president

After entering January, the time seemed to go very fast, half a month passed in a blink of an eye, and when Jiang You realized it, there was only one week left before the Spring Festival.

Before coming to x city to go to university, he spent the Spring Festival every year in the orphanage, cooking and making dumplings with the teacher on duty and friends, waiting to watch the Spring Festival Gala starting at [-] o'clock, and then running out to light a firecracker at midnight .

Boring is boring, and lively is lively. This is what Jiang You remembers about the Spring Festival.

But this year is different, this is his first Spring Festival after returning home.

"Yan Zheyuan, how did you spend New Years before?"

At the end of the live broadcast, Jiang You asked curiously while packing his things.

"Have a New Year's Eve dinner with grandpa, and masturbate Napoleon for a while," Yan Zheyuan said, "I will meet up with friends in the next few days, or wait at home for someone to come to pay New Year's greetings."

"Are you serious?" Jiang You couldn't believe it, "Is there nothing interesting?"

Yan Zheyuan thought for a while: "Does it count to reply to others' New Year's greetings?"

"...What do you think is interesting about this matter?"

"You can review the New Year's greetings copy that everyone racked their brains to come up with." Yan Zheyuan smiled.

"..."

Jiang You felt that rich people should not be so simple during the Chinese New Year, but he couldn't tell what it was like, so he used his imagination irresponsibly: "I thought you would go skiing in Switzerland and go to Tahiti for vacation. Spend a lot of money, have a carnival party for three days and three nights on the private beach, and then call eighteen beauties in bikinis to play games together."

Yan Zheyuan looked at him: "..."

"What are you laughing at?" Jiang You said dissatisfied, "Could I be wrong?"

Taking off his glasses and putting them aside, Yan Zheyuan stretched out his hand to pull Jiang You into his arms and sat down, his chin resting on his shoulder, a low-pitched smile gushed out of his throat.

"understood."

Jiang You tilted his head to look at him, his eyelashes flickering: "Know what?"

"I know that some people want to go skiing in Switzerland, go to Tahiti for vacation, spend a lot of money in casinos, and hold carnival parties for three days and three nights on private beaches." Yan Zheyuan repeated what Jiang You said just now, verbatim, The mouth is almost close to Jiang You's ear.

"Then what else?" Jiang You was not only not ashamed, but also asked very enthusiastically when he was told his thoughts.

At this time, Yan Zheyuan pretended to have amnesia, and asked knowingly: "Is there any more...is there any more?"

"Yes!" Jiang You insisted, one hand sneaked into Yan Zheyuan's clothes, pinched a piece of flesh on his waist with two fingers, and made no secret of his evil intentions: "I advise you to think again. "

Yan Zheyuan's body tensed for a moment, and in the next second, he clasped the back of Jiang You's neck with one hand, rubbing his slightly rough palm repeatedly on the fair and delicate skin, which was extremely dangerous, but his tone was also extremely gentle: "Who persuades you?" Who will think about it?"

"I advise you..." After being touched lightly twice, the whole body is already arched like a fox with fried fur, Jiang You is still dead, "I still want to advise you to stop when you are good." , don't play hooligans like this, this is not allowed!"

Yan Zheyuan responded and asked, "Where is it not allowed?"

He held back a smile and pushed Jiang You back who was struggling to escape, leaned close and kissed his ear, "Is it here?" He tilted his head slightly and kissed behind his ear: "Or here?"

“啊啊啊啊啊晏折渊！！！”蒋游试图鲤鱼打挺逃走，可惜打挺失败，一瞬间脸都红了，气呼呼地控诉：“你竟然对一个直男耍流氓，你不要脸！”

"No wonder you still want to play games with eighteen beauties in bikinis." Yan Zheyuan narrowed his eyes, "A straight man of 28, huh?"

"That can also play games with beauties." Jiang You whispered.

"No, you can only play games with me." Two arms tightened, hugging the restless person in his arms even tighter, Yan Zheyuan emphasized, and then asked a question: "But half a month has passed, Why is the progress still stuck at 28, where is it stuck?"

Jiang You kept his mouth shut and did not speak, as if he was determined to fight against the evil forces to the end.

Yan Zheyuan smiled and softened his voice, "Youyou, tell me, okay?"

not good!Jiang You shook his head resolutely, and squinted at Yan Zheyuan, the meaning was obvious - you are so smart, why don't you guess?

Yan Zheyuan said cooperatively: "Could it be that you have already entered the Pinduoduo mode? How many people do you need to get back to zero? If possible, I would very much like to send a Moments for help."

Never expecting to hear Yan Zheyuan talking nonsense in such a serious manner, Jiang You couldn't hold back for an instant, and laughed loudly: "Yan Zheyuan, you are dead, you are very sick."

After laughing, he whispered, "Of course the number didn't change because you didn't do anything to decrease the number. Do I need to say that?" Jiang You feigned anger, stretched out a finger and tapped Yan Zheyuan's shoulder. Point: "Reflect on yourself."

Yan Zheyuan suddenly held Jiang You's head and stared at him, then solemnly kissed his lake-like eyes in a wave of light: "Is this okay?"

His kisses were light and clean, like dreams and feathers.

Jiang You liked the feeling of being cherished by others, and immediately reduced the straight male factor by 5 in his heart, but he still wanted to show off his prestige and deliberately made things difficult for Yan Zheyuan: "So-so."

"Then how much progress bar is left now?"

"2795."

Only the pitiful 005 was reduced, but Yan Zheyuan was extremely satisfied.

"Okay," he nodded, slightly tilted his head and kissed Jiang You's other eye, "279."

Then there's the bridge of the nose.

"2785."

Moving down a little bit, he took a light bite on the tip of his nose.

"2780."

Wait, this isn't right, it shouldn't be like this!

Realizing that something was wrong, Jiang You quickly reached out to cover Yan Zheyuan's mouth, and at the same time slightly pushed his head out.

"You're playing a hooligan in disguise!" Finally waking up, Jiang You complained, "Yan Zheyuan, I didn't expect you to be so bad!!"

Yan Zheyuan was not ashamed but proud, and said softly: "Who made me a scheming homosexual."

As he spoke, he wanted to come over again.

The two of them have been sticking together for a long time, and Jiang You's straight-male nature has repeatedly fallen in the cycle of feather-weaving dreams one after another. Spring has not yet arrived, but Jiang You seems to be in summer, so hot.

Yan Zheyuan didn't feel well either.

The blood is like a flowing flame that travels along the blood vessels to all the limbs and bones. The fierce beast in the heart is eager to wake up and eat, urging him to invade and possess.

It was indeed tormenting, but neither of the two said to stop.

Yan Zheyuan's cell phone rang suddenly at this moment, followed by another ring.

"Someone is looking for you." Jiang You whispered.

"It's okay." Yan Zheyuan said.

Unexpectedly, Jiang You's cell phone rang immediately.

"Then someone is looking for me." Jiang You took a deep breath, patted his arm across his waist, and begged for mercy in disguise: "It's almost over."

How can there be almost, the difference is still far away.

Yan Zheyuan smiled wryly, but still let go.

Jiang You ran away in a hurry, picked up his mobile phone and looked at it, his expression suddenly became a little subtle.

"What's wrong?" Yan Zheyuan asked curiously.

Jiang You cleared his throat: "I suggest you watch it yourself."

Yan Zheyuan: "?"

Click on WeChat, and at the top of the list is a newly added group: Handshake Words (5).

A WeChat group of five group members, and they shook hands to make peace?Yan Zheyuan raised his eyebrows slightly, wondering what the name was.

Zhantiandoudi: I suddenly found out that we don't have a common group. Since we are all a family, then I will create one. Everyone has no objections.

Zhantiandoudi: It seems that there is no opinion, that's good.

"Who is this Zhantiandoudi?"

Click on the list of group members, and found that besides the group leader Zhan Tiandoudi, the remaining four people are himself, Yan Zheyuan, He Changkang, and He Nian. Although he was vaguely guessing, Jiang You still had a glimmer of hope and asked Yan Zheyuan. .

Yan Zheyuan coughed lightly.

"Say it." Jiang You urged him.

Yan Zheyuan rarely showed an embarrassed expression, and said helplessly, "Grandpa."

Jiang You didn't know how to evaluate it, so he thought for a while and said, "It's quite energetic."

At this time, He Nian spoke in the group.

He Nian: I have a question.Grandpa, why is the group called Shake Hands and Make Peace?It sounds like a broken relationship has now been mended again.

Fighting Heaven and Earth: Because of Shaking Hands Yan He (Yanhe) [Shaking Hands]

Happy New Year:...

He Changkang: Hehe.

"Handshake Yanhe hahaha!" Jiang You couldn't help laughing out loud, while marveling at Mr. Yan's fantastic ideas, while participating in the discussion in the group.

Puree soy sauce: Grandpa, the homophonic stalk has to be deducted.

Fighting Heaven and Earth: Why?Do you feel bad?

He Nian: It's not bad, it's just a little cold.

He Changkang: I also have a question. Why is Yan in front of He? Since it is a family, I think the name "He Yan (He Yan) Yue Se" is better. What do you think?

Half a second later, He Nian responded with a series of ellipses again.

Old Man Yan said angrily: I said no!It has to be a handshake!

He Changkang: Please tell us your reasons.

Zhantiandoudi: Because I am the group leader!If you think it’s nice to be friendly, you can start another group, but this group must be called Shake Hands!

After speaking, he sent three furious expressions in a row.

This reason is indeed very sufficient, He Changkang thought for a moment and expressed his understanding: All right.

Zhantiandoudi: Then start the roll call now.

Fighting Heaven and Earth: Yan Zheyuan

Yan Zheyuan stared at the phone: "..."

Jiang You laughed loudly, "Quickly answer, Grandpa is calling you!"

Yan Zheyuan: Yes.

Fighting Heaven and Earth: He Changkang

He Changkang: to

Fighting Heaven and Earth: Puree Soy Sauce

Puree soy sauce: here!

Fighting Heaven and Earth: New Year's Eve

Greetings: here! !

Zhantiandoudi: Very good, sure enough young people are energetic.Yan Zheyuan, you have nothing to do and learn from Xiao You, why do you still feel weak after answering, did you not eat at night? !

Yan Zheyuan sighed, completely unaware of what Elder Yan was planning to play, so he could only cooperate and say: Got it.

Fighting Heaven and Earth: Louder!

Yan Zheyuan: Got it!

"Hahahaha, Yan Zheyuan, speak up!!" Jiang You laughed all over the floor, his attitude was very arrogant.

But he stopped laughing immediately.

Fighting Heaven and Earth: Chinese New Year is only a week away.Considering that this is the first time for our two families to celebrate the New Year together, and it is also Xiaoyou’s first Spring Festival after returning home, I personally think there must be a sense of ritual, what do you think?

That's the question, but Mr. Yan obviously has a whole set of plans, and he didn't mean to let the group members express their opinions, so he went on talking.

Fighting Heaven and Earth: I suggest that all members of the group under the age of 70 must prepare a show for the Chinese New Year this year, and perform for everyone during the New Year’s Eve dinner. If you feel that the burden is too heavy, you can also prepare as a family.At that time, I will ask Lao Fang to record the program of everyone's performance and upload it to the cloud disk as a souvenir.In addition, after the performance, everyone (including the 70-year-old) has to write at least [-] words of experience, and then consciously send it to the group for everyone to watch and comment. How about it?

The group was silent for five seconds.

He Changkang responded first: I think it's good.

After the New Year: Oh, is it a show, then I have no problem.

In the quiet study room, Jiang You and Yan Zheyuan looked at each other.

The difference is that Jiang You narrowed his eyes with a smile, while Yan Zheyuan was speechless.

He deeply felt that if Mr. Yan really had nothing to do, he could go to the park, play a spinning top with other old men and old ladies, and dance in a choir.

"Yan Zheyuan, do you disagree?" Jiang You said with a smile, shaking the phone at him very proudly, "Then you are miserable, because I agree."