After marrying a straight man president

The atmosphere in the live broadcast room was very warm, but Jiang You, who was in the center of the atmosphere, seemed to be in the Shura field.

He never thought that one day he would encounter such a thing as five big bosses vying to support me.

"Friends, listen to me." Jiang You coughed lightly, and said seriously, "Is it for a lottery to give out red envelopes when we gather here today? Is it to celebrate my resumption of work? No, it is for... ? "

"Bring the goods." Boer, who was on standby on the other half of the screen, said very well, and immediately answered in a low voice.

"That's right, so don't give gifts, let's go back to the delivery channel." Jiang You tried to pull back the direction of the wind in the live broadcast room, but unfortunately he was a little powerless.

Those who visited big guys continued to visit, those who sincerely made friends continued to hook up, occasionally mixed with a few small advertisements, sexy dealers deal cards online, click on the link for details... Then Bie Yinan quickly reported it.

Even the digital dad who always dotes on his children didn't agree with bringing goods.

But fortunately, there was an honest man in the studio.

- Indus is half dead: OK.What is the next product?

"Spicy fish skin." Boer glanced at the list, quickly switched states and began to introduce: "This snack is also a best-selling product of the 'Super Haowei' family. It selects high-quality cod from the deep sea and strictly processes it to ensure quality. Now there are three levels of spiciness to choose from: slightly spicy, sweet and spicy, and spicy, and a bag of 250 grams costs 12 yuan 8 outside, and the live broadcast room is one-third cheaper, only 8 yuan 8."

After finishing the advertisement smoothly, Boer was about to unpack a bag for a taste test, and show everyone how crispy the fish skin is according to the general delivery process. As soon as he took out one piece, he saw several pieces with VIP special effects. Comments popped up one after another.

-Niannianyouyu: Thank you for the introduction, is the link up?

-Half-dead sycamore: This one seems to be good, although I don't eat these, but I can buy them as gifts, haha.

- User 3785644331: May I ask where to shoot?

-Don't ask too much: Even fish skin can be made into snacks these days?I’ve been floating on the sea for more than a month and now I feel like vomiting when I see the word “sea fish”, but since you all want to buy it, I’ll join in the fun too hahh

Only Hell Fate Weaver seemed to remain awake and did not say a word during this round of confrontation.

Seeing this posture, Miss Boer felt that there was no need to introduce any more, so she turned her head and gestured to the assistant for him to link up.

There was no time to call [-], come, come, [-] copies of spicy fish skin were sold out.

Glancing at the data in the background, Bie Yinan simply turned into a broadcaster in the world, and said in a straight voice: "There are fish dads who snapped up fifty bags, and Duo asked dads who snapped up eighty bags. The rounds are evenly matched, one is two hundred and fifty one is two hundred and three, and the remaining 190 bags were snatched by other lucky users... Father Wutong is slightly better, let us congratulate him."

While talking, he applauded himself and acted as a qualified atmosphere group.

"As we all know, people shouldn't have so many fathers." Jiang You said in a deep voice.

"Of course." Bie Yinan chuckled, "So didn't I call you for you?"

The Boer girl on the side is still trying to sell: "Friends who haven't bought it can come to me to buy it, and the link here is still there!"

- Wutong is half dead: Hehe, what a luck!

- There are fish every year: How did you get fifty bags?Is there any more? Let's add some more.

- User 3785644331: May I ask if the excess stock can be added to the soy sauce side?

"Moderate consumption is enough. Are you buying so much fish skin to open a small shop?" Jiang You said helplessly, "Is it okay to save such money for next time? There is really no commission this time."

-User 3785644331: What you spend this time will not affect the next time.

Jiang You: "..."

Sister Boer saw the needle: "Does anyone want to buy spicy fish skin? I still have the last [-] copies here!!"

-Hahaha I feel that Boer girl is having a hard time.

-Indeed, the side of the soy sauce is basically the big guy's introversion, and the other side is the normal situation of the small anchor bringing the goods. It can't be compared, and the comparison is full of tears.

-It's too real, the big guy is introverted, please make a tutorial for soy sauce, and teach me how to get the big guy to fight for me, funny.jpg

- It's not easy. The first step is to gather all five bosses; the second step is to pull them all into the live broadcast room...

- I can't do the first step, sorry.

It was Jiang You's turn to explain the fourth product, this time it was a small fruit and vegetable biscuit suitable for all ages.

"Individually packaged, suitable for sharing in the office with colleagues, and the ingredient list looks very healthy..." Just started, before Jiang You finished talking, the comments rushed to connect.

- There are fish every year: good, good, buy.

- Hell Weaver: I need this.

- Wutong is half dead: Speaking of which, I can also put some in my office.

"Okay, let's go to the link." Jiang You accepted his fate.

Bie Yinan was already ready, so he said it and said it.

Ten seconds later, he reported the battle situation again: "Happy news! Happy news! The digital father won a big victory! A total of [-] copies of the digital father won [-], tsk tsk, he really deserves to be an old-fashioned strong father. His strength should not be underestimated. What do you think?"

Jiang You didn't want to say anything, but gave him a resentful look.

Taking advantage of Miss Boer's introduction of the next product, Jiang You took the phone and quickly sent a message.

First speak weakly in a small group of three called "Happy Family".

Puree soy sauce: I guess no one from our family will come to my live broadcast room to buy goods, right? @赵长康@假年

Raw Soy Sauce: Maomao Confused.jpg

After waiting, there was no reply. Thinking that He Nian should be watching the data in the laboratory at the moment, and He Changkang seems to have a meeting, Jiang You suppressed the doubt in his heart for a while, and cut out to find the digital father.

Puree soy sauce: brother brother brother! ! !Don't buy it, don't buy it, are you really planning to go back and open a small shop?humble.jpg

2021 didn't reply either, and it took a while before he sent an emoji of a cat scratching his head.

What's the meaning?Why is he scratching his head? ?

Original soy sauce: ?

2021: No random shopping, these can just be used to replenish the stock in the pantry.

Jiang You felt that these words were a bit false, as if they were made up to deceive him, so he couldn't help asking: Is it true?

2021 categorically replied: Of course, don't worry.

Since the digital father said so, Jiang You couldn't say anything more, so he grabbed it from the friend list and didn't ask more questions.

Puree Soy Sauce: When did it come back and is it still in good condition?And don't join in the fun, our friendship has passed the test of time, and we don't need fancy gifts to prove it, thank you.jpg

Song Shaoxin was scrambling to take pictures of crispy rice cakes with only [-] copies. There was a vibration on WeChat, his hands trembled, and the action was slightly delayed.

Seeing Jiang You's message, Song Shaoyi couldn't help laughing.

Don't ask too much: Aren't you happy to help you improve your performance?Is it because I didn't work hard enough? [grievance]

Puree soy sauce: enough is enough, too much.But there is no performance today, so it doesn't matter to me if I sell more or less!

Don't ask too much: ah, why did this happen, I made a mistake.

Don't ask too much: But when I went in and saw their fighting posture just now, I thought you finally couldn't help looking for a babysitter.

Original soy sauce: ...

Don't ask too much: By the way, it's all like this anyway, do you want me to be your babysitter?

Original soy sauce: ? ? ?

Don't ask too much: Didn't you get a commission for bringing the goods? Otherwise, I'll give you gifts now, and then say a few weird words, and I'm sure those idiots can't stand it anymore and want to fight for riches with me. Well, you know... you can't let your work be wasted tonight, can you?

The more Song Shaoyi talked, the more he felt that his idea was good and highly implementable.

Jiang You was so frightened that he hurriedly stopped him.

Gentlemen love money and get it in a proper way. Although I rely on live broadcasts to eat, I can't cheat my father, even if it is a limited version of the Internet!

On the other hand, He Nian was very depressed when he saw the "product is sold out" displayed on the interface.

It must be that the internet speed in the stairwell is not good... Just as I was thinking, a phone call came in.

He Nian picked it up: "Dad?"

"That 'every year you have fish' is you, right? Don't grab it, quit automatically."

On the other end of the phone, He Changkang's tone was calm, as if what he was grabbing just now was not the crispy rice cakes that are sweet and delicious, but the heroine Mary Su with colorful hair and pupils that change color according to her mood.

"Double the pocket money this month."

The New Year is unknown, so: "Huh?"

"You just need to reply to your brother in the group and say you don't know."

"Wait, wait," the stairwell not only slowed down the Internet speed, but also slowed down the speed of the brain. After contacting the cause and effect, He Nian finally came to his senses, and said in disbelief: "Dad, that 'Wutong is half dead' could be You?! And why did you ask me to reply, can't you just say it yourself?"

"No." After acquiescing to the answer to the first question, He Changkang said very deeply: "I am a father, how can I lie to your brother."

"...Then can I do it? I don't want to lie to my brother either."

He Nian Xindao said that if he was willing to tell this lie, I would have replied a long time ago, so why have I pretended not to see it until now.

"So double the pocket money." I have to say that He Changkang is indeed a successful businessman, as long as he is sure of one thing, he is absolutely willing to invest his capital. "It can be tripled. You ask the price, and Dad will agree."

Two minutes later, in the small group of "Happy Family".

Greetings: What to buy?Brother, are you selling something? Send me the link, I want to see it!

Puree soy sauce: Don't look, it's sold out.

After replying to his younger brother, and comforting the lost big dog with the sentence pattern of "I will definitely do it next time", Jiang You sincerely said to the water friends: "Thank you for your support, today's goods are all sold out."

"Great!" Girl Boer clapped and applauded, "Thank you for letting me and Soy Sauce get off work early~"

The comments all said thank you.

- No, no, thank you soy sauce, I finally know how the big guy buys things, that is to say, I have gained knowledge.

-It was sold out in 10 minutes. If the anchor hadn’t insisted on finishing the advertisement for each item, the whole show would not even take 10 minutes.

- If I were a merchant, I would already regret that the amount given here is too small hhh

-Report the battle situation. Under the fierce siege of the five big bosses, I still managed to break out of the encirclement with the [-]M network speed. In this game, I grabbed a total of peanuts, fish skins, rice cakes, shrimp cakes, seaweed, red dates and persimmons. , is there more than me?

-me!I have more bags of millet than you, so I can cook red dates and millet porridge~

- Rounding up, I am also the one who has won business with the big guys, and won. I am so honored, thank you, thank you.

-I'm not bad either. Tonight's flagship product, shrimp cakes, grabbed five bags. Thanks to the neighbor's WiFi! ! !

- Can you still grab it by rubbing the net? ? ?How angry, China Mobile, what do you owe me?

-Everyone upstairs is a tiger's mouth, and it is successful.

Looking at the comments on the screen, Jiang You couldn't help laughing.

Although the boss who appeared suddenly was not within his expectation, but who would think there are too many bosses?Besides, I didn't lie to everyone to spend money, so I just have a clear conscience.

"Lucky draw!" Seeing that some water friends in the list began to withdraw one after another, Jiang You quickly stopped him: "Don't leave, just leave after drawing the prizes."

In addition to the big boss fighting for wealth in the early stage, some gifts were received one after another during the live broadcast later, and a total of five fantasy islands and thirteen sunny beaches were collected tonight.The gift from Zhiming didn't want to be withdrawn, so Jiang You prepared to take out the rest, plus the 99999 yuan he had originally prepared.

"Hey, it's as expected to go home, such a generous lottery draw." Bie Yinan murmured, logged out of the administrator account without hesitation, and switched to his own account, "I'll try it too!"

"Don't wait for me, I'll come right away!" Girl Boer was also eager to try, saying that she must not miss such activities, and asked Jiang You if her water friends could join them.

"Yes, there are so many people." Jiang You naturally had no objection and said with a smile.

Seeing this, Bie Yinan quickly switched back to the administrator account, and sent several messages on the platform speaker.

-good news!The Coral Soy Sauce Factory has expanded its production scale. To thank new and old users, a lucky draw is held. The amount of the prize pool is about four fantasy islands. 2333 lucky people will be drawn to enjoy the joy. Hurry up!

Most people's mentality about the lottery is "what if", and the base number of 2333 seems to be quite large, so many newcomers flooded into Jiang You's live broadcast room.

Sister Boer also rushed there with her water friends.

First draw 666 water friends with fan cards to divide the two dream islands equally. These people are all loyal fans of Jiang You. They have either spent money or time on him. Therefore, it is normal for the per capita winning amount to be high. After all If you are a human being, you will be eccentric, and it is only natural to treat your fans favorably.

The remaining two fantasy islands are not limited to fans. A total of 1667 people were drawn, with an average of [-] yuan per person.

I am really happy, and the atmosphere is also very good. Regardless of whether I won the lottery or not, the water friends all spoke positively in the comments.

- Hit, Wuhu!

-Wow, I won it for the first time, I feel like I will have good luck, thank you host.

- rub it!

Yan Zheyuan was also very happy.

Seeing his plain digital ID appear in the big list of 1667 people, and the winning amount was 119.97 yuan, Yan Zheyuan was very pleased, and completely forgot that he had scored 10,000+ again tonight.

If Chen Huai knew, he might regret not recording his famous saying "I won't spend a penny on this kind of low-level entertainment anymore" and making it into the opening voice of Coral TV to remind him all the time.

-Don't ask too much: no me?Lost.jpg

- Wutong is half dead: No hit, is it because the intimacy is not enough?It seems that we need to interact more with the anchor in the future, ha ha.

Seeing this comment, Yan Zheyuan squinted his eyes, and quickly browsed through the two winning lists.

There are no hell life weavers, and there is no fish every year.

He turned out to be the only one who won the lottery among the five people who fought tonight!

At this moment, Yan Zheyuan was in a good mood.

[User 3785644331 sends a bottle of soy sauce and vinegar tea to Sunshine Beach*1]

- User3785644331: I won.

Another sunny beach, Yan Zheyuan said calmly.

The next morning, Mr. Yan, Yan Zheyuan and the big dog Napoleon came to He's house together.

Originally, when the two families sat down to discuss the marriage, it should be more formal, at least book a hotel outside, and divide the seats clearly, but Yan and He have always had a good relationship, even in the years when He Xi was away. A considerable degree of communication is still maintained, so these dispensable details are omitted.

Mr. Yan was of a high seniority, and He Changkang originally planned to take Jiang You to visit in person, but Mr. Yan said that it was fine. Anyway, the two lived close to each other. arrive.

The big dog was the first to arrive.

It rushed to the door first, first walked around the housekeeper, Uncle Fang, to show politeness, and then went to his good brother to celebrate the new year.

"Hey, are you gaining weight again!" He Nian said in a surprised tone, rubbing his dog's head.

Dogs also have dignity, and how can they be fat if they have a thick coat, so Napoleon retorted seriously: "Wow!"

"You have thick hair, didn't you just shave it?" He Nian muttered.

"Wang Wang!"

One person and one dog chatted very intimately.

Jiang You found it interesting, and was thinking about why they could communicate so smoothly across species when Old Man Yan and Yan Zheyuan arrived.

"what?"

As soon as the two sides met each other, they were both surprised.

Yan Zheyuan's grandfather turned out to be the old man who lived next door to Teacher Yu. Jiang You went to see Teacher Yu two days ago, and felt a little pity when he learned that the old man was discharged from the hospital overnight.

"You are He Xi?" Old Master Yan was surprised, then nodded, turned around and said to Yan Zheyuan, "The person I told you about last time was him."

"What?" Yan Zheyuan didn't react for a moment.

Because the old man bothered him and expressly prohibited him from going to the hospital, Yan Zheyuan naturally didn't know that the old man not only met Jiang You when he was in the hospital, but also tried to ask Mr. Yu about Jiang You's specific situation, and asked whether Jiang You was really a straight man. How straightforward is it? Is it possible that the sudden awakening of a new consciousness leads to a subtle change in sexual orientation... In short, if Mr. Yu hadn't been so strict, he and Jiang You would have sat at the blind date table for at least three months. Dinner is over.

What else is there to ask? !

Thinking that he had turned down his face and fought against Mr. Yu several times because of this stupid melon, Mr. Yan was so angry that he sneered and said, "Of course it's my destined Suona person, didn't I tell you that I knew you?" Did you find a kid who can play the suona very well? Let him play the suona for me when I kick my legs, and you forgot it so quickly?"

It seems that there is such a thing, Yan Zheyuan was silent for a while, and decided to show grandpa some face, so he nodded and said: "Now I think about it."

Old Man Yan: "..."

"Sure enough, I can't count on you, and you will make me angry all day long." Old Man Yan said angrily, but when he turned to Jiang You, he immediately put on a smiling face, and said very kindly: "Xiao You, let's meet again."

He Changkang on the side was a little surprised, "You guys knew each other before?"

Jiang You nodded, briefly explained the cause and effect, and then said to Mr. Yan: "When I went to the hospital two days ago, Teacher Yu said that you have been discharged from the hospital. Are you in good health?"

"So-so," Mr. Yan waved his hands, and said with a long sigh, "You have also seen how angry I am all day long, I guess if this continues in a few days, there will be no more people, and you still have to blow it up Suona. But since you are the real He Xi, and our two families are in such a situation now, maybe you can send me off in another capacity then..."

Jiang You naturally heard the meaning of the old man's words, but he deliberately joked: "Give me a price increase?"

Old Man Yan: "..."

"Then what, don't say these unlucky words," He Changkang coughed, "Old man, let's eat first, and chat while eating."

The atmosphere at the dinner table was also very awkward. From Mr. Yan to He Nian, there were five big men sitting at the same table staring at each other. Since the opening was to talk about the marriage of two men, no one was embarrassed to speak first.

Jiang You is not embarrassed, and enjoys appreciating other people's embarrassment, such as New Year's greetings.

He Nian was sitting opposite Jiang You, with Yan Zheyuan on his right. At this time, the word "help" was written all over his body. When Yan Zheyuan made a slight movement, whether it was drinking water or picking up vegetables, He Nian couldn't help but pause. All of a sudden, that frightened expression seemed to be the one who was about to marry Yan Zheyuan.

"Well, let's talk about the two children." We had almost eaten, and if we procrastinated, we might have to stay for afternoon tea with the grandparents of the Yan family, so He Changkang had no choice but to speak first: "First of all, I really have to blame for this matter. Apologize to Zheyuan."

Of course Yan Zheyuan didn't dare to answer this sentence.

Although he was tricked by He Changkang in the matter of Lin Feibai, firstly, he himself was also responsible, and secondly, He Changkang was Jiang You's real father, Xiaobaicai's real vegetable farmer, and as a fake father, Yan Zheyuan was inexplicably guilty conscience.

"Uncle He is serious. You also want to get Youyou back sooner, so I won't mention this matter." Yan Zheyuan said cautiously.

He Changkang has always admired Yan Zheyuan, and is quite satisfied with his current attitude, so he said: "Okay, let me make a statement first. This matter does not talk about interests, cooperation, or past peace between the two parties." The future relationship will all depend on Xiaoyou's own will. If Xiaoyou is willing, I have nothing to say, but if Xiaoyou is not willing, old man, you can put it on me."

"Remember what you are doing on your body, will you play the suona for me?" After glancing at He Changkang, Old Man Yan joked.

"I'm learning now." He Changkang also joked, "I'll go to the park tomorrow morning to learn from my teacher, do you think it's okay?"

"Let's talk about it." Old Man Yan said, "I'm a retired old man now, and I don't have much say in the family, so it's up to Zheyuan. Don't move, whatever."

When it came to the end, Mr. Yan had already entered the play, and he sighed very desolately.

He Changkang nodded, and deliberately said in a relaxed tone: "So now the pressure is on the two parties, what do you think?"

At this moment, what Jiang You said in the car yesterday echoed in Yan Zheyuan's ears again.

——Knowing that you are going to get married and not telling me, yesterday you still flirted with me on purpose, let me touch you, and finally admitted that you are a fake straight man, Yan Zheyuan, why are you so bad?

——I treat you as my father, but you actually want to marry me, Yan Zheyuan, father and son are not allowed.

Father and son are indeed impossible.

Even if they are fake father and son, they are real straight men.He didn't forget how determined Jiang You was to immediately declare that he was a straight man when he asked Jiang You whether the number in his heart was 0 at the movie theater.

It's like a fox with its tail trampled on.

Men and women who love each other can get married, and both men and women who love each other can get married, but straight men and straight men who have precious father-son relationships cannot.

Yan Zheyuan was thinking about it, but he heard Jiang You step forward: "Dad, Grandpa Yan, why don't you go talk about other things first, let us talk alone and think about it?"

He Changkang and Mr. Yan exchanged glances, "Okay, think about it slowly, don't worry if you can't figure it out for a while, there is still time." When he got up, he took away He Nian who was about to sit like a statue.

The door was closed softly.

Yan Zheyuan looked at Jiang You, and seemed to have a premonition of what he was going to say.

"It's just talking about your own thoughts, is it so difficult?" Jiang You propped his chin with one hand, looked back at Yan Zheyuan from a distance of a table, and smiled, "If I don't help you support the two of them Come on, wait a little longer, will you be suffocated to death?"

"Tsk tsk, Yan Zheyuan, how are you going to repay me for saving my life?"

At this moment, Yan Zheyuan's mind flashed countless lines of classic dialogues from martial arts novels. There is no repayment for saving lives, only...

"How do you want me to repay?"

"You also have to ask me," Jiang You shook his head. Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at the blue sky outside the window, and the white clouds were like surging waves. Jiang You's heart suddenly moved, "I want to see the sea, let's go now Bar."