Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

In the underworld, the sky above is not dark and gloomy as mortals imagine, but bright.

Let these suffering ghosts in the underworld look up to the light and happiness above, but never get it, this is enough punishment.There are not only [-] levels of hell in the underworld, but also many things that torture people's hearts.

I don't know how many emperors, generals, and ministers were tortured by ghost soldiers together with beggars and old bustards in the eighteen levels of hell.

Except for those unresolved emperors and generals who are difficult to judge merits and demerits, pure benevolent kings are all reincarnated, and pure tyrants are all thrown into hell to make meat sauce-for example, Song Huizong is in a certain corner of a certain floor stay here.

The place where Sister Wen lives is quiet, bright and spotless.She soon met some friends in the underworld, and she smiled as if someone had tapped her acupoint: "My God! Let Zhou Gong, Yue Wumu, Su Dongpo, Zhang Shijie, and Wen Tianxiang judge Huizong Qinzong Gaozong's merits and demerits? Haha Hahahaha, didn't you fight?"

Lu judge laughed: "No, they are very restrained."

Captain Wang: "They must be ashamed."

"Absolutely, this list is absolutely amazing! You won't let Liu Bang and Xiang Yu judge Qin Shihuang, will you?"

"How could it be?" Liu Yasi smiled slightly: "We just let Lan Yu, Hu Weiyong, Xu Da and Chen Youliang, Wang Baobao and other people evaluate Zhu Yuanzhang, and the same is true for other emperors."

Wen Si asked again: "Then who will judge these people?"

Several people present smiled together: "Of course they were the emperor back then."

Wen Si clapped his hands vigorously, but it wasn't enough to show the refreshment in his heart. He silently took out a jade pot and spring bottle: "It's so happy! It's so black-bellied! Come, I'll toast you all."

Captain Wang felt ashamed of accepting it: "This is Lord Yan's decision."

Liu Yasi hurriedly stopped him: "I have wine to drink, what are you talking about. I'll go find some food and drink, Fourth Sister, serving wine with fried brats, can you bear it?"

Wen Si squinted her eyes and thought about it, then shook her head sincerely: "It's disgusting to listen to. It's the best to drink with a story, what other wonderful arrangements are there?" Not enough for a plate.

Lu Pan happily poured wine for everyone: "Good wine, good wine."

They also ostentatiously talked about some arrangements like a series of arrangements, which will definitely make it impossible for both parties who judged each other to be cheated. The arrangement of mutual evaluations is staggered, and the relationship between blood and blood is inserted, and bribery is completely eliminated. possible.

"These guys can become beast kings even after becoming beasts. If they are reincarnated as humans, they can still become overlords. It's not easy to arrange."

Wen Si sipped the fine wine in his glass: "Just hold them down, why not? Why bother? Is it for fun?"

"Hahahaha it's fun."

"Hahaha, this statement is wrong, it's not for fun."

Lu Pan said speculatively: "These people are good at coordinating vertically and horizontally (doing things), and they have all kinds of advisers and generals. If they are allowed to relax, they will be very troublesome to fight against Lord Yan. Cough, Although they can't win, they have to mobilize a lot of ghost generals and ghost soldiers to suppress them."

The side that is a disaster in the world is also a danger in the underworld.

"That's right. They can't keep their own place and obey the law. Most of them are desperadoes."

Wen Si suddenly realized that it was "automated sowing dissension", she nodded quickly: "A clever plan!"

It's a great idea to drive them apart, to let capable people from dynasties that are not adjacent to each other become enemies, so that they can't cooperate!

Wang Duwei said dumbly, "Brother Lu, haven't we talked too much?"

Lu Juan drank the wine in his glass and laughed loudly: "Hahaha, although Fourth Sister Wen is just a ghost, she is most at odds with the emperor's adviser."

Wan Zhen'er nodded seriously: "When I see those guys full of schemes and schemes, I think of that dead dwarf in my family and want to beat him up."

While drinking and chatting, he slowly said: "Fourth sister, why are you in the underworld, are you waiting for someone?"

"Oh, when it comes to attending classes, my procrastination attacks."

"..."

"I've wanted to ask for a long time. Fourth sister, you have practiced for a long time, and you once listened in when the ancestor of the earth immortal preached, and you still go to listen to Daoist Zhang's alchemy?"

"It's embarrassing to say that. The ancestor of the Earth Immortal preached it to his disciples. I don't understand it."

"Pfft, hahahahahaha"

"Hahaha"

"Hahahaha"

"Hahahaha" Since there are only four people present, it can be seen that Wen Si is also giggling.

Not long after, a ghost official came in and reported: "Another batch of tributes has been sent. The emperor, empress, and ministers of the Ming Dynasty also have a lot of things, especially the cricket pots from Xuande."

The book implicitly shows that the express delivery received by the empress is sacrifices and incense in front of the mausoleum. The sacrifices are traditionally Tailao (cattle, sheep and pigs) and deer rabbits, plus some cakes and fruits, while the items received by the ministers are There are also offerings for catering (the meritorious officials are enshrined in the emperor's ancestral temple), and there are also offerings during the sacrifice.

Wang Duwei said drunkenly: "This is the emperor's visit to the mausoleum again!"

"It should be the little prince who buried Zhu Qizhen and paid homage to his ancestors by the way."

"Correct."

Wen Si strolled over to take a look again. Both Zhu Yunqi and Zhu Qizhen were kneeling in the courtyard. While eating the pigs, sheep and wine, Zhu Yuanzhang knocked on the heads of these two people with a big stick and knocked with the monk. Muyu is almost the same, hahaha he was a monk, no wonder the technique is so pure.

The reason for scolding Zhu Yunqi turned out to be that the cutting of the feudal clan was so brainless that Zhu Di's descendants would do these things, and Zhu Di himself was next door, pretending not to hear.

Hee hee hee so funny.

……

When the prince Fuling was buried, Wan Zhen'er was always in uniform and accompanied him. Although he didn't have many opportunities to speak, Zhu Jianshen felt at ease whenever he saw her.After returning to the capital, the Crown Ceremony was held first. In the special curtain in front of the hall, clothes were changed according to the etiquette regulations, and three times before and after, they appeared in different attires in the public.After leaving the curtain, he held a jade gui, was guided to salute, and drank with a special wine glass.

The full set of etiquette took two hours.The prince has come of age!

Zhu Jianshen cheered, and held the hand of his younger brother who was getting more and more handsome: "I am an adult! This half day is really tiring! But! I am an adult!"

Zhu Jianji smiled and congratulated him: "My brother is going to ascend the throne! That's great."

Zhu Jianshen leaned over and sniffed: "You are so clean, did you take a bath secretly?"

"No, people who practice the Tao don't eat five grains, and their bodies are clean, so they don't need to take a lot of baths."

Zhu Jianshen was very envious. Although he couldn't smell his hair greasy, when he stretched out his hand to rub his face and stomach, he could rub off dirt balls.Moreover, looking at sister Wan's expression these days, it seems that I have a smell on me.

Zhu Jianji hid back: "Brother, it's time for you to take a bath."

"I know. I'm going to take a bath and fast for three days. I'm sure I can wash very clean." After taking a bath and fasting, you will be enthroned!Looking forward to it!so excited!Zhu Jianshen pulled his neckline and sniffed it, scratched his hair, sniffed his hands, and sniffed his armpits: "Uh, it seems to have a smell." I was not allowed to take a bath for fear of the wind and cold, but I have really itch.

His hair was long, thick and thick, and he was afraid of the cold wind after washing his hair, but he had to get up early every day to go out to watch the spirit, so he had no choice but not to wash it.

Zhu Jianji said: "It's a pity that I couldn't see the scene when my brother ascended the throne with my own eyes. I also wore the crown prince's crown dress. At that time, it was similar to that of a play house, and the clothes were also small. It looked funny."

"Don't worry, it will be fine." Zhu Jianshen grabbed his hand and pressed it on his body: "Touch it, this coat is painted with five patterns of dragon, mountain, flower insect, fire, and Zongyi, and the lower garment is embroidered The four patterns of Zao, Fenmi, Fu and Fu, you see, it looks like this. The coat is black, and the bottom is vermilion.

Zhu Jianji groped for a long time, and poked his fat belly like a mochi: "Ah, you are so fat."

Zhu Jian exhaled deeply: "The clothes are thick! The clothes are thick! I'm not fat at all!"

"That's right... well, the clothes are really thick."

Finally, when night fell, he took care of everything and went back to the palace to rest: "Sister Wan, look at me, isn't it good-looking! Look good! It's very good-looking!"

"Looks good, come and take a bath." Wan Zhen'er rolled up her sleeves, took two maids to pull him up, and threw him into a vat of fragrant soup.

Zhu Jianshen grabbed the leaves floating on the water: "What is this?"

"Grapefruit leaves."

"What?" This leaf is used to exorcise evil spirits, what do you think my father is...?Well done, it's pretty unlucky.

Wan Zhen'er said: "The mausoleum is too cloudy, I had a nightmare last night, are you okay?"

"No, that's my ancestor, what am I afraid of." Zhu Jian held her hand worriedly: "What did you dream about?"

Wan Zhen'er dreamed that Emperor Xuanzong's big black fat man grabbed her and shook her: "How dare you spoil my son!" She tried to argue that it was your son who fell in love with me. Handsome and powerful position seduce me!It's normal that I can't hold it!Only people like Yu Qian can be indifferent to beauty, power and wealth. I'm just an ordinary person.

She pursed her lips and smiled awkwardly: "I dreamed that Mrs. Zhou was going to beat me up."

Zhu Jianshen laughed: "Sister Wan, don't be afraid, she won't. It turns out that when you are timid, I will protect you." Having said that, he also felt guilty. This, if the three empresses disagree to death , I can't do anything to them, I can't contradict them openly, I can't force an order, I have to wait until they are all dead before making you queen.well.We must live long!I may indeed be a little fat: "Sister Wan, do you think I'm fat?"

Wan Zhen'er stared at his belly floating on the water for a while: "It seems to be a little fatter than me."

"I haven't eaten much recently, and there is no meat at all."

"However, in the past, it was enough for His Highness to eat some steamed fish and boiled chicken. Now a meal of five steamed buns, two bowls of porridge, and a lot of tofu is enough."

Zhu Jianshen nodded: "That makes sense. Sister, you call the imperial physician tomorrow, and ask them about the way to live longer, and, um, and whether I am fat or not, what kind of medicine should I drink to lose weight. Oops! I have been guarding the spirit recently, so I have no time to practice martial arts!"

"it is good."

On the second day, the imperial physicians provided some common sense about health preservation, such as 'respectful diet', 'respectful intercourse', 'practicing qigong such as Wuqinxi and Baduanjin' and what to eat and what to supplement in the four seasons.

As for losing weight: "There's nothing I can do about it."

Zhu Jianshen took a bath and fasted for three days, and left early in the morning on the third day. He was enthroned and proclaimed emperor in Fengtian Hall, and all the officials danced and worshiped.Go to the Meridian Gate Tower to accept the worship of officials who are not qualified to go to court. In addition to the soldiers, there are also Taoists, monks, and old people who have passed the age of 70 near the capital. They all gather here to meet the new emperor.

Wan Zhen'er was wandering in front of the Qianqing Gate, listening to the report of the progress of the little fireman, and she was honored.

Zhu Jianshen said in a loud voice: "Change Yuan Chenghua!" and gave a lecture.

All the people in the capital came to watch the excitement. The new emperor looked down from the city tower, and there was a dense crowd. He had never seen so many people.

Then go to the Temple of Heaven to offer sacrifices to the heavens: welcoming the gods of the emperor, laying jade and silk, entering the zu, offering gifts at the beginning of the journey, offering gifts at the beginning of the journey, offering gifts at the end of the journey, removing food, sending the gods to the emperor, and watching fire.

Zhu Jianji also went, and bowed and bowed in the prince's place. He was supposed to be Yaxian, but unfortunately he couldn't take it because of his physical problems.

Then go to the altar of the earth to worship the land: offering sacrifices to the gods of the emperor's land, Wuyue, Wuzhen, Sihai, Sidu, Wuling Mountain and the first emperor of this dynasty.

It takes more than two hours to go up and down steps, walk around, and kowtow and kneel hundreds of times just to worship the sky.

The same is true for the place of worship... You have to kowtow three times to that god, and you have to worship the former emperor of this dynasty.

Wan Zhen'er was delighted to wear a red woven golden gown with unicorns and embroidered balls, and went out to greet her, blessing her body: "May the emperor be blessed with peace!"

The tired and paralyzed little emperor fell limply into Sister Wan's arms, dying: "I wanted to be with you today...I'm so tired that I can't move."

Wan Zhen'er carried him into the house, laid him down on a soft bed, pinched his sore waist, swollen calves, and feet with small blisters: "Hahaha, you always sit in a walking chariot, I don't walk very often."

"The ceremonies of offering sacrifices to heaven by the emperor include 'Sacrificing Heaven and Earth in the First Moon of Spring', 'Praying for Grain in the First Moon of Spring', 'Meng Xia's Changyu', 'Midsummer's Ritual', 'Winter Solstice', etc... ... I will walk more from tomorrow." No more sitting in warm sedan chairs and chariots... let's take a walk.