Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

Chapter 75 What did the pangolin say

There are two flowers on each table.

The bold and open Hu Shisanniang pestered Wen Si to try it out. She had never tried a woman, let alone a fairy, so she was very curious.

As a fox, she is not afraid of damage to her reputation, nor is she afraid of future troubles. What the foxes practice is that when the season of sex comes, they can go to sex with anyone.Foxes who have cultivated to become elites are more reserved than wild foxes, but they are only limited.It's a pity that she sniffed the smell in the air, and knew that Wen Si had no interest in herself at all. Well, it's really strange, she is so self-conscious?

Wen Si lay on the roof and recited a poem: "The sky is the roof, the ground is the blanket, the sun, the moon and the stars accompany me to sleep~"

Hu Shisanniang asked: "Every time you sleep in the woods, do you comfort yourself like this?"

"correct."

Hu Shisanniang scratched her body twice, lying on Wen Si's fat belly, resting her chin on her chest, feeling the softness: "Well, women are really interesting. The same goes for Jianji's belly. Soft, like a baby."

Wen Sizhi acted like he was petting a cat, and stroked her twice from head to toe. This felt better than fox fur, smooth, warm and fluffy. It really is more fun to live a small pet.After carelessly masturbating for a while, seeing Yu Qian drifting out, with a heavy heart, walking to the East Palace in a deep and solemn manner, she didn't think much, the hand scratching her neck stopped, and yawned: "Go, Time to work."

"What are you doing?" Hu Shisanniang felt sleepy after being touched.

Wen Si stepped on the ridge of the house, pointed at the sky and the earth, and said loudly: "The moon is dark and the wind is high, the sky is full of murder and fire!"

After she finished speaking, she stomped her feet, and a gust of breeze carried her straight to the outside of the imperial city. After wandering around for a while, she found the Yexian Temple that was about to be completed.

She was gearing up to make a move, and took out a twenty-jin barrel of oil from her sleeve.

Hu Shisanniang opened the lid of the barrel and sniffed it, then walked away holding her nose: "It's sweet and weird, what is this? It's dark, like soy sauce."

Wen Si was busy turning over the workers who were sleeping in the construction site first with drugs, and then dragged them all out. Setting fire to the house could not kill people inside, and good deeds had to be done carefully.Nodded: "It's indeed poisonous, you might die if you take a sip."

"Where did this thing come from?"

"I have a friend who was a 3000-year-old pangolin. When he was digging underground for fun, he found an oil layer and filled two barrels as a small gift."

Hu Shisanniang's eyes lit up, and she took two steps back and asked, "Huh? Is it that pangolin that lost all its scales and went around asking for medical advice?"

"Yes. It's my brother."

"He said that he was seriously injured by a fire unicorn when he was fishing for the essence of fire in the magma...Fatty lied to me!"

"Pfft, him? Can he beat Huo Qilin? Hehe."

Wen Si dragged out the dozen or so workers who were sleeping in the Yexian Temple. At this moment, he heard a scream: "Mom! There is a ghost!"

Following the prestige, I saw a watchman grabbing his clapper and running away like the wind, and ran to report to the official.Wen Si has always been invisible. From the poor watchman's point of view, those who slept in the big house were dragged out one by one by the feet and shoulders of invisible ghosts, and placed on the ground. Neatly, this is really terrible.

In this evil night, both the emperor and the watchman saw a ghost. Their reactions were quite different, and the watchman was not scared to pee.

Every day at midnight, I have heard of all kinds of eerie, weird and unimaginable things. I can meet real ghosts at night, and most of them are people pretending to be ghosts.

Whether it's a human or a ghost, go to the police first!If a villain is causing trouble, the officials will come and catch the thief. If it is a real ghost, the officials will be middle-aged men with strong yang energy. If they come here to charge, all ghosts will be scared away.

The watchman cried out, "It's haunted! The new temple is haunted! Ghosts are killing people!"

The officials on duty at night rushed over with sleepy eyes, panting, big sticks, knives, and shackles.

Wen Si just poured the barrel of oil on Yexian Temple, and sprinkled a few handfuls of the charcoal fire he brought with him for grilling skewers. When he saw someone coming, he was overjoyed: "Hey! There is an audience!"

She quickly floated a little higher, called out a ball of fire, and let the fire melodiously fall from the sky and land on the roof.

The moment the ball of fire, the size of rice balls, landed on the tiled roof, it spread fiercely and wildly like a sea wave rushing towards the shore, turning into a raging fire.

Following the traces of oil, these fires seemed to have legs, crawling down from the roof and wrapping around every pillar.

Normally, the fire burns upwards. Even if there is nothing to burn on it and can only burn downwards, it will burn very slowly.

Wen Si clapped his hands and laughed loudly: "Thirteen Niang, look, the princes of Fenghuo Opera."

"Where's the pig monkey?"

Wen Si is really speechless.

These messengers stared blankly for a while: "Did the gods appear?"

"Heavenly Fire! This is Heavenly Fire!"

"How is this going?"

"What can we say?"

The leader of the team took out a black rectangle from his arms, and looked at the size and size, it was an Apple 7.

Do you judges think he is a time traveler?

No, he just inserted this black cuboid into another smaller cuboid, then put it on the ground, knelt down and kowtowed.

Article [-]: "Hold the grass, a portable memorial tablet!"

The team leader prayed sincerely: "Goddess of Mercy has appeared! Burn for a while longer! Thank you very much!"

Wen Si pinched his double chin in displeasure: "Should labor and capital make wedding dresses for others, should they show up?"

Hu Shisanniang said: "Forget it, you don't look like a fairy."

"Oh, I'm so angry." Wen Si took out another homemade opium jar—she tried to make a grenade, but couldn't figure out how to do it—and threw the jar full of opium into the fire.

Bang! ! !

The earth shook and the mountains shook with an explosion!

Hu Shisanniang was so frightened that her hair exploded: "Ahhh!"

A silver light floated into the distance, she threw herself into the arms of the little white fat man, and buried her face in her tail.

Wen Si grinned grinningly and took out the second jar, just about to throw it away, when he suddenly remembered that there was already a firearm at this time!If I throw this kind of thing, people who play cannon will think that someone bombarded this temple, pretending to be a ghost.Not good, not good! "Oh, why can't I think about it before I do something?"

He picked up the jar, took out two pieces of talisman paper, slapped it on the ground, and shouted: "Nine Heavens Responds to Yuan's thunder and universalizes Tianzun! Give me a big thunderstorm! Hurry up like a law!"

This extremely long-named Jiutian Yingyuan Leisheng Puhua Tianzun pushed through the clouds and looked down. He saw clearly that the temple to be split was a temple, and he instantly knew the cause and effect. Was it a temple for the enemy general? !He happily took the hammer and chisel, and dropped a big bomb!

If the God of Thunder did not have the edict of the Jade Emperor and the prayers of the Taoist priests, he would not be able to strike the thunder with his own joy and anger. Now is the right time!If there are ghosts and immortals, it is fine to apply, which is in line with the process!

This is really a big thunder, like landslides and ground cracks, the whole capital can hear clearly, except for the deaf, everyone is woken up, those who sleep with their windows open in the summer night are even more shocked jump up.

Looking out of the window, I could clearly see a very thick lightning bolt falling from the sky, striking somewhere.

The most frightening thing is that there is no rain now!Not a drop of rain!

Wen Sirao was in the body of ghosts and immortals, and his spirit was blown by this thunderbolt, his mind was unstable, and he was confused for a long time.Relieved, he quickly took out a book from his sleeve, a copy of "Faltar Records", and quickly flipped to the article "Invite the God of Thunder, and thank the God of Thunder after it comes to fruition", and found three sticks of incense (no Take it with you, and quickly go to a nearby house to steal it, and steal the incense burner by the way), stick the incense in the burner, and sing the praises.

No matter in terms of status, age, or practice, she must be very respectful to Leisheng Puhua Tianzun.

At the same time as the big thunder exploded, Zhu Qizhen was also awakened. He felt himself lying in a mass of cold and wet, with a severe headache and buzzing ears: "Come here, what's going on outside?"

"Reporting to the emperor, it may be raining somewhere, and there was a loud thunder."

"Thunder?" Zhu Qizhen was full of soldiers, and he took a breath of air: "Where is it? Where is it?"

"I don't know yet, it looks like it's outside the city."

"Your Majesty, don't worry, it's not in the city."

"Your Majesty, are you startled?" The people who were speaking stopped. They found a cloud of water on the bed, which had a different smell.

Zhu Qizhen shouted in a broken voice: "Get out! Get out of here!"

He sat up and realized that his back was hurting—yes, after sleeping on the wet mattress for a while, the dampness and cold entered his body.

On the other side, in the Chengqian Palace, the crown prince and Wan Zhen'er were still up. Ever since Wan Zhen'er returned, Zhu Jianshen suspected that she had been molested by the emperor, and Wan Zhen'er refused to admit it to death.Zhu Jianshen tugged on her clothes and asked, "Sister Wan, you look flustered, blushed, and very angry. Your father must have done something bad. Let me see if he bullied you?"

Wan Zhen'er was tired, so tired that she forgot about the regicide, lying on the bed, he pulled her clothes and belt, and snatched her back lazily: "I'm sleepy, let's talk about it tomorrow."

Zhu Jianshen was tirelessly excited. Although he hadn't torn off a single piece of clothing so far, the fun lies in "I finally dare to tear off her clothes!" ''Sooner or later there will be a day when it will be opened! ''It will be very psychedelic after tearing it apart! '.

This was not forceful, ferocious tearing or violence, he was just grabbing the clothes with [-]% strength to tease him, pulling and pulling, Wan Zhener didn't let go, he didn't increase his strength, but just wouldn't let her take it back.

He continued to grab her clothes: "Sister Wan, don't hide it from me, let me see."

The little boy driven by hormones became very mischievous, his mind was full of weird hallucinations, and even thought, if the father killed her, I would make a fake record, saying that it was another woman, and it was me that night Fortunately, Sister Wan, there is no need to follow Wu Zetian's old example.

I thought again, maybe if I persist for a while, sister Wan can hehehe with me in order to prove her innocence, my God.

There is no such thing as Shou Gongsha, the only way to prove my innocence is to let me... Wow!

Wan Zhen'er really wanted to sleep, she was so sleepy, she felt that this poor belt and this poor coat had been tossed and tossed back and forth in the hands of the two for an hour, and her eyes couldn't stop. I can hardly open it.The drowsiness gradually turned into anger, she stretched out her hands suddenly, grabbed the prince's armpits, and pushed him onto the bed—after the world turned around, Zhu Jianshen, who was originally sitting on her lap, was pressed down on the bed.

Zhu Jianshen blushed in embarrassment, looked expectantly at the woman holding him down, and showed a sweet smile of expectation: "Sister Wan~"

Just as Wan Zhen'er was about to say something, she heard a loud noise outside the window, her hands softened and she fell into the prince's arms.

Wen Xiang nephrite hugged her arms full, Zhu Jianshen thought this was a beauty!

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