How does it feel to be touched by a fox demon?

Description: I feel like a mortal, a fox demon lives on Dishan next door to my house.Oh my god, that big tail is so pretty! …

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Answer: Yu Shaobao is actually not good at martial arts

The years go by with the time, and the meaning goes with the sun, and then it becomes withered, and many are out of touch with the world, and they stay in the poor house sadly, what will be the future!

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Thank you.When I first became a wandering soul, my face was touched by a fox demon. I don't need to say which fox demon it was. Anyone who knows me knows it.

At that time, the old man had no practice and relied entirely on the support of the common people. With the help of a little incense, he was able to maintain his figure, talk to strangers, read and write.

It was late at night in April.The spring breeze is not far away, only at the east end of the house.

The old man was drinking and discussing politics with @四大荣航, and suddenly felt a strong coercion and evil spirit rushing towards his face. Then he saw a white fox rushing in. She has two and a half tails, just after winter, The thick down of the winter has not faded, slender and sensitive, very fierce.

She entered through the window, and a gust of black wind carried her to the cloud bed.

At that time, the old man was oppressed by coercion, unable to move up and down, and felt a very strong sense of crisis, the feeling of life and death, similar to the feeling when he was lying on the chopping board at the entrance of the vegetable market and was about to be beheaded.

The fox demon stretches out a snow-white puffy soft claw, with pink cat-like pads, the hair is shiny and white like jade, which deeply provokes the incense burner, and the cold and sharp claws are hidden in the gap, secretive , It seems that only waiting for someone to throw a cup is a sign.

She put her paws lightly on the old man's face, very lightly, as light as a dragonfly landing on a lotus bud.

Not murderous.

My soul felt dripping with cold sweat, as if a tiger had touched my face.

Only then did I understand why the fox was used as a totem in ancient times, it was indeed ferocious and brave.

She rubbed the pads of her little paws on my face and asked, "Who is this brat?"

Aunt Wensi still drank and ate meat, talking and laughing happily with her.

I didn't understand at the time, the old man was 59 years old when he was alive, and his appearance changed slightly at that time, and his appearance was about 40 years old, but she called me a little ghost.

It was later learned that the fox demon has to practice for 300 years to transform into a human form, and it takes 1000 years to develop a second tail.

A piece of advice, don't be touched by a fox monster if you don't practice.

Related questions: I was very old when I was called a child by a kitten, and then I found out that she was a cat demon, and I felt very complicated.

Answer: Yu Shaobao is actually not good at martial arts

The years go by with the time, the meaning goes with the sun, and then they become withered, and they are out of touch with the world, and they stay in the poor hut sadly, what will happen again!

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You can't broaden your talents without learning.

The old man had the same experience. At that time, he was extremely ashamed and felt ashamed.I only hate myself for my shallow knowledge and ignorance of big monsters.

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Yu Qian was dripping with cold sweat, and sat there quietly adjusting his breath for a while, calming down slightly.

Hu Shisanniang has turned into a charming girl, with dark clouds on her temples, pink and black cheeks, beautiful mood, and tender skin.Grinding his teeth with a thick slice of ham in one hand, and holding the wine in the other, he was very busy.

Wen Si saw that he was depressed: "Ting Yi, go back and read."

"Don't." Hu Shisanniang stared at him with bright eyes: "He is so good-looking, let's have a drink together."

Wen Si paused for a moment, and thought about it: "Ting Yi is very boring and serious, and he can't tell jokes. Let's drink ours." Then he said to Qian: "Go, go to the Canopy Hall, where the aura is so powerful. Convergence is the most important. No one in the entire palace absorbs the moonlight, and it belongs to you alone!"

Yu Qian reluctantly nodded, and went out to study with "Book of Changes Can Tong Qi (Third Edition)" in his arms.

Hu Shisanniang smiled mischievously: "I heard that you haven't come home for a long time! I also heard that you wandered around! I also heard that you saved his life and went to the golden house on the Taihang Mountain to hide."

"Don't spread rumors, it's nothing." Wen Si rolled his eyes, stretched out his hands to pinch her buttocks, and pinched her buttocks twice. The feeling was unimaginably wonderful: "Give me the tail, let me play with it. Lao Tzu I'm not interested in men right now."

"Hee hee hee, it's cheap for you." Hu Shisanniang lifted up her skirt proudly, and handed over her newly grown half of her tail: "You gave me an emperor, it's like a panacea, it's great tonic, no one thinks Report~ I can sleep with you once~"

Wen Si touched her tail and licked it: "Okay, good tail. When you grow enough nine, give me one as a scarf."

"You are beautiful!"

They ate and drank, and played around.Wen Sidao: "On the way I came, I saw a couple fighting with a fortune-teller with their child. The fortune-teller counted male and female before the child was born, and counted it as a child, but it was a daughter when it was born. The fortune teller explained: "The man has a clue, and the daughter can attract a trick. His calculation is not wrong at all." Hahahaha, he was beaten into a dog's head."

Hu Shisanniang laughed for a while, and said, "I learned a new little song, I'll sing it to you~"

"Yeah!"

"Teacher and student Yanye, Xiangxiang and I have a lot of love. Anna is longer than reconciliation, and the four are combined into one. Fortunately, I have not paid in a hurry, and it took a long time to write new words. I wrote it several times and then moved it again. The treacherous words With me in mind."

Wen Si squinted his eyes and thought for a while, and figured out that this was 4P, so he laughed, looking at the puzzled silly fox, he secretly laughed again.

In the early morning of the next day, one ghost and one fox in the house drank their fill.

Fox: "I went out to buy breakfast, and recently I am obsessed with eating fried dough sticks. I can eat eight sticks of soy milk and pickles."

"Go, let's go." Wen Si lazily tidied up the dishes, carrying the big bone that was gnawed clean by the fox and full of tooth marks, and planned to leave.

Grand Master Yu floated back with the book, and just bumped into him: "Where is Xiangu going? Do you want to stay for a few more days?"

Wen Si covered his face and sighed: "No, I have a friend who has taken a concubine, so I'm going to have a drink."

Yu Qian groaned and moved away: "Please, Fairy." He wanted to persuade her to put more emphasis on practice, but he was afraid of making shallow words.People who have lived for hundreds of years must know how to live, so I don't need to point them out.

The fox ate four fritters and burped.After hesitating for a while, she approached Prince Tan's mansion in broad daylight with fried dough sticks in her hand, and everyone turned a blind eye to her.

Zhu Jianji was in a daze on the swing, not daring to slouch, sitting silently, smelling the fragrance of flowers.

Huaxiang suddenly became a little greasy. Hu Shisanniang raised the fried dough stick to his mouth, and stepped on his leg with her little paw: "Try it, it's delicious."

Another two months passed, and it was early summer.Zhu Jianshen and Wan Zhen'er practiced martial arts diligently. They trained their breath inside and their muscles and bones outside.

Yu Qian watched, when he was giving a lecture, the prince's face was facing him, but his eyes had already drifted to Wan Zhen'er.He followed his gaze and saw that there were two balls of impermeable flesh wrapped in clothes. I don't know what to look at. I have never seen a person who is as virtuous as he is lustful. "Ahem."

Zhu Jian was fascinated by watching, and felt that Wan Zhen'er's arm was moving her chest when she was writing, and she was shaking slightly, oops~ it can't be done!

Wan Zhen'er came to her senses, looked up at Taifu Yu, and saw the squinting prince again, put down her pen, stood up and walked over, covering his eyes: "Listen carefully, I'm going out. Don't disturb Your Highness Work hard."

"Don't... er, go, don't get sunburned."

Wan Zhen'er went out of the house, took a low stool and a sewing basket, sat under the eaves and threaded needles, slowly practicing sewing a piece of clothing.She has been studying women's red for 20 years. She can't learn to embroider, and she can't learn to cut. She has to practice sewing together pieces of cloth cut by others. This can also be said to be "I made a dress by myself".

Nanny Zhu walked over gently, pointed her finger, and whispered: "This is not right."

Only then did Wan Zhen'er realize, ah!Missed a stitch!Hurry to remedy!

Such a big Shang Gong was sitting curled up on a small bench, holding a thin embroidery needle, and sewing a small bellyband, looking very funny.

Not long after, a little fireman came quickly, entered the East Palace and asked in a low voice: "Where is Sister Wan? Where is Sister Wan?"

Wan Zhen'er recognized him as a member of Qianqing Palace, she stuck a needle in the cloth, put it in a basket, and went up to meet him: "What's the matter?"

Seeing that there was no one around, the little fireman said in a low voice: "Two years ago in the coup d'état in Wala, Yexian was killed first, and Yexian's family members were taken to the border by the emperor. In spring, the emperor ordered the temple to be built. I just found out that it was a sacrificial offering." Yexian’s temple. Grandpa gritted his teeth angrily, and told me to tell you about it.” Grandpa was also in Tumubao at that time, and escaped from the chaos among the army!

Zhu Jianshen continued to stare out the window and was distracted, gritted his teeth secretly, I didn't even talk to Sister Wan by ear, do you dare to talk to her by ear, are her ears cute?

Yu Qian: I was young too, but I studied during class, read after class, and got close to my wife when I got home.Time management is great.

Wan Zhen'er was furious, her face darkened with anger, and she took out two taels of golden peanuts from her purse: "Thank you for your hard work, my little eunuch took it to drink tea."

Little Fireman saw her look embarrassed and condescending, and when he took the peanut, he found that her hands were shaking with anger: "Thank you, Sister Wan." He hurried away.

Wan Zhen'er clenched her fists and was so angry that she wished she could break the screen wall with her fist, rushed to the Qianqing Palace, grabbed the emperor and beat her up, damn it, how the hell would you do such a thing!

Zhu Jianshen muttered: "What made her so angry?"

Yu Qian: I just watched you quietly.

She walked back and forth in the yard twice, stomped her feet, walked over and pushed open the door of the study, and stepped into the room: "Your Highness, Your Excellency."

Zhu Jianshen didn't realize that the teacher had stopped teaching, so he stood up and took her hand: "Sister Wan, who made you angry?"

Wan Zhen'er gritted her teeth and said, "My lord, the emperor must build a temple first if he wants to. I'm good at martial arts now, if I go out to smash his temple in the dark, do you think I can be found?"

Zhu Jianshen: "Sister Wan, don't go. He wants to build a temple and let him build it. After I ascend the throne, I will demolish it and replace it with a cesspool!"

Burn a batch of tiger cubs and distribute them in all directions, with Yexian's name written on the cubs!

I'm so bad!

"Nonsense! A filial son has not changed his ways for three years! How will future generations talk about you?" Yu Qianqi's entire soul turned black: "How dare you be so rude! Wan Zhener, your method is only a temporary solution, but not the root cause. After a thorough investigation, the temple is still erected. Let me talk to him in a dream tonight!" Could it be that he thinks that if I was dismissed by a tomb of clothes and the god of worship was sent to heaven, he can do whatever he wants?God's will is nothing more than the heart!

If you don't change after repeated admonitions... I, I will use the illusion taught by Aunt Wen Xiangu!

I'm afraid I want to invite the emperor to walk through the mountain of corpses and the sea of ​​blood.

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