Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

Chapter 31 Getting Drunk 1 Sister Wen 4, Crazy and Cute Little Prince

"Open the door! Open the door! Let me in! I'm the emperor!" Zhu Qizhen had no morals, and called the door under Yexian's order and Xining's persuasion.He was very afraid of Ye Xian, and hated Xining who was favored by him but betrayed him. After being coaxed and coaxed by the two of them, he agreed.

He has been a prince since he can remember. He became an emperor at a young age. He thought he was omnipotent. In fact, he had never experienced hardships. He didn't know the dangers of the world, and he didn't even know that he had been deceived. No one had ever rejected him. Up to now, there is only arrogance and cowardice caused by pampering, neither calm thinking nor strong bones.

This kind of person is like an orchid in a greenhouse. When the door is closed and warm, it is stretched and elegant. Once it is taken outdoors, it has experienced wind, frost, rain, dew, and strong winds. The onions are still wilting.

It’s also like a cub without claws raised in a sterile room. He only knows that he is the king of beasts, but he doesn’t have fangs and claws and hunting skills. The bacteria that passers-by fart can make him asphyxia.

The guard of Juyongguan looked down on the city wall, cursing inwardly: Shit!When I asked the emperor to come in, you listened to Wang Zhen's words and refused to come in. You insisted on stationing troops outside the city where there was no water. As a result, the soldiers were thirsty and turmoiled, and they were defeated!

Of the 20 troops, there are only 10 left! 10 people! [-] people!

Damn it!I wrote it in the memorial!

Why did Ma Di lose the street pavilion?Because there is no water in the place where the troops are stationed!no water!

You people are stupid too!You should let the emperor know what it means to have no water - don't give him water either!

Show him drinking piss!Straight mother thief, I am so mad!

Zhu Qizhen is riding on a horse, the horse is a little forward than the Wala general next to him, and a Wala man is holding his reins. If he is not still wearing the emperor's armor, this scene really looks like he has surrendered to the Wala people.

Xining shouted in the eunuch's sharp, high-pitched and clear voice: "Open the door! Boldly defend the general! The holy cavalry will not open the door to welcome you here! Despise the emperor, want the whole family to be executed, and destroy the nine clans!"

The guard grabbed the golden eagle bow next to him: "Dead barrow! I will send you to hell!"

The generals on both sides hurriedly stopped them: "General, be careful!"

"General! Next to you is the emperor!"

"What if you hurt the emperor!"

"Even if you don't hurt the emperor, is it okay to shoot arrows at the emperor?"

Then he whispered: "If you shoot the emperor, it's over. If you don't hurt the emperor... this Xi Ning is the chief executive by the emperor's side, very favored!"

"This must be Yexian's bad idea. It's useless for you to kill Xining, General, and they will call someone else."

The guard and the others had a brief meeting, and all agreed that they could not open the door to rob, and let the Oirats come in to burn, kill and loot, let alone this city's business, as long as they shouted down: "Your Majesty, forgive me. Salute! The distance is too far! I can't see the emperor's face clearly! I have met the emperor five years ago, please come closer and let me see clearly!"

Zhu Qizhen walked in some.

A big basket was thrown down the city wall, and the guard shouted: "I am old and my eyesight is so dim that I can't see the emperor's face clearly. I don't know if it's real or not!"

The soldiers of Wala were in a commotion.

Guard: "Let the emperor sit in the basket and pull him up. Ben will take a closer look. If it is true, he will open the door to welcome him."

Zhu Qizhen didn't react: "Okay, okay!"

Boyan Timur: "What a fart!"

"Damn it, do you think I'm stupid!"

"I managed to snatch an emperor, how can I let them cheat me back!"

Guard: "I have tried my best!"

As soon as he turned around, he quickly informed Datong, Baoan, Xuanhua and other border gates, and they must not open the door!

Just say that you can't open the door if you don't know the truth!Or, no excuses!Just can't open the door!

For the fate of Daming, for the people, and for the home behind him, he swore to defend the city gate to the death!

……

The government has nothing to do with the crown prince, it's not that King Yi emptied him, it's that His Royal Highness the crown prince has a reason to leave the stage.

He peed and burst into tears.

To put it another way, he cried when his nose was sour, and his clothes got wet when he splashed.

King Yi quickly lifted him up, put his hands under his ribs, dragged him in the air, and poured water on the dragon chair and the red carpet in front of the dragon book table.God, I almost peed all over me.

Another minister also praised by the way: "The prince is benevolent and filial. Hearing the news that the father and emperor have been captured, he is very sad!"

"Forget it."

"Are you still talking about this now?"

The historian asked, "Do I remember?"

"Don't write about peeing, crying about it...you can write it or not." "Yeah, children cry when they have nothing to do."

Jin Ying carried the wet little prince to the back of the palace, and the nuns took it over, and there was no need to elaborate on how to scrub and change the apron.

King Zhu Qiyu usually does not go to court, but concentrates on sleeping, reading, and playing at home. Now he is placed in the strange Golden Temple, and he has to shoulder strange and heavy responsibilities.Looking at the ministers of the two factions below who were arguing about whether to move the capital, he said: "Now, although the lonely king supervises the country, but, um, listen to what the lonely king said"

Jin Ying shouted loudly: "Silence!"

Only then did the crowded hall become quiet.

Zhu Qiyu was very polite to these ministers. Any smart young man would be very polite when facing a group of people who had just beaten to death with bare hands: "Xiao Wang is young and ignorant, it is difficult to make decisions. Today's affairs should imitate those of the late emperor. The Empress Dowager discusses politics."

The crying Empress Dowager Sun was forced to listen to the quarrel between the capital movers headed by Xu Youzhen and the steadfast faction headed by Yu Qian. She was almost a senior idiot, fighting for favor by giving birth to sons, buying new clothes, and rolling in the emperor's arms Acting like a baby, I never understand politics.

After listening carefully all morning, I thought I could understand a little bit, but it turned out to be even more confused.

Let the civil and military officials go to the court room for lunch, she would also think about it.

"Qi Yu, what do you think?"

Zhu Qiyu smiled wryly: "My son doesn't even know where Nanjing is, let alone move the capital. Yu Qian is right. The Northern Song Dynasty moved the capital to the Southern Song Dynasty, but it was just a dying. If they can break through one pass, they can break through the next pass."

The Empress Dowager Sun was deep in thought, and Wang Shanggong asked softly, "Your Majesty, do you want to pass on the meal?"

"Not hungry."

"Even if you don't have an appetite, you still have to force yourself to eat, and His Royal Highness King Tan also has to eat."

Concubine Wu breathed a sigh of relief in her heart. She sat by the side and listened all the time, but she didn't dare to drink water or eat anything.She can bear it, but she loves her son.

Empress Dowager Sun nodded indiscriminately: "I heard that he is too modest. The late emperor once said that this person is worthy of great use."

Zhu Qiyu replied: "Yes." I also think that Yu Shangshu is right, running away is not an option, our Ming Dynasty has millions of soldiers, if it is not for the elder brother to lead the army, we should not be able to lose.Alas, this is also my fault. When I played chess in the past, I often lost to him in order to make him happy. If I hadn't released the water at that time, maybe he felt that his skills were not as good as others, and he would not lead the troops himself.

Empress Dowager Sun said again: "The late emperor never said what about Xu Youzhen, let's listen to Yu Qian."

Concubine Wu: "The Empress Dowager is right."

They called the officials to come in and announced the decision. Xu Youzhen was so angry that she hated Yu Qian with gritted teeth.

The most urgent thing for the imperial court now is not how to stick to the capital - after all, it is not sure what the Oirats want, whether to run away with the emperor, or to extort a fortune, or to send the emperor back by demanding a cession of land.

They were busy fixing up the deputies, and then transferring people to take up the deputies. Those who followed the death of the emperor were all important officials in the court. Without these people, the cabinet, six ministries, and three legal departments could not function. The entire Ming Empire seemed to be cut off. same as the machine.

Zhu Qiyu asked: "Your families are the pillars of the country... What should I do now?"

"It should calm the hearts of the people!"

"The people were panicked, but after killing Wang Zhen's family, they became much more stable."

"We should spy on the movements of the Oirats!"

"The generals defending the city from all over the country will receive the fast horse flying report."

"Be prepared for battle."

"Correct."

Yu Qian said: "The emperor took away a lot of armor and equipment before going out. Only one tenth of the soldiers in the capital army have armor, and the weapons are seriously insufficient. Please order the Ministry of Industry to speed up the production, and at the same time use the weapons in stock in Nanjing , to supplement the guards of the capital."

Prodigal!What a loser!10 people died, and 10,000+ armor weapons were lost!

God!There are firecrackers, guns, and artillery!

Hubu Shangshu is crying to death...he is already dead.

King Yi said: "These matters are all in charge of the Shangshu, so you don't have to ask the lonely king."

Zhu Qiyu has never been trained by the prince since he was a child, and now he doesn't know what to do, so he accepted advice humbly and followed advice like a stream.The ministers had been arguing all morning, and he understood a lot of things, so he was still guilty and cautious when making a decision.

As for the ministers, after experiencing Zhu Qizhen and Wang Zhen, they all felt that His Royal Highness King Yi is a rare hero, obviously better than the crown prince - coaxing the emperor to grow up and still being so self-willed and nonsense, I don't want to have another one up.

Princess Yi Wang entered the palace to accompany Queen Qian, and Queen Qian's eyes were swollen from crying.

……

Wen Si rubbed his head and got up from the bamboo forest, tilted his head, his neck was stiff and sore: "Old Liu, you are really unreliable, what about the good wine you promised? Just put me in one bite? You don't even think so Find someone to carry me back, at least drag me into the house."

Liu Ling hugged the wine jar drunkenly: "Your age, my age, it's inconvenient."

"Bah! Do you think I haven't seen a mirror? What can be said about my appearance?"

"I think so too~" Liu Ling squinted at her drunkenly, "But I can't stand someone, just like this. Your husband heard that you ran away, so he really looked for you."

Wen Si cracked his neck, and then he broke back his stiff neck for a long time, shaking his head: "Yeah! Don't mention him, come on, have another bowl of wine, I'll lie down first and then drink, your wine is really good!" It’s delicious, there’s nothing in the world that can compare to you.” Brother Zhuo, that old bastard!I just came back and asked him if he missed me, and he said that I was very quiet when I was not around, hehe, I told him to be quiet again!

"Go, go, don't harm my wine." Liu Ling resorted to a trick to divert the trouble to the east: "The Queen Mother of the West's Qingzhi has grown another one."

"Hmph, don't care about my business." Wen Si said calmly and rationally: "If you trespass on Yao Chi, you will be thrown down to Zhanxiantai!"

He also felt that what he said was too much: "I heard that your little apprentice is looking for you again."

"Oh?" Wen Si became energetic all of a sudden: "Which little apprentice?" My little apprentices are all cute!

Liu Ling raised her hand, took a wine jar and poured it on the table, and there were strands of silver-white gas everywhere: "This is one of them. Also, that little princess is also looking for you."

Wen Si gathered up the gas with a hundred times of energy: "Thank you, I will roast a pig and come to see you tomorrow." Oh, my poor little apprentice, I traded the roast chicken for some wine, and the emperor in your place Got caught, how long have I been drunk?

"Bake it crisp!"

……

"What the Empress Dowager means is that she is afraid that someone will covet the power of the dragon and plot against the crown prince, so as to help King Tan obtain the throne. You are young and have been going well. I don't know, this is the place where the palace is with the red top and white. At that time, I was still not a court lady, but a grand court lady. The late emperor looked at me a little bit, and the empress was a little angry. She didn't let me come forward to serve me for two days. The tiring work was shared with me, and then the empress calmed down, knowing that it was not my fault, she asked me to go back to serve, and the lost things came back by herself." Wang Shanggong: "Do you understand?"

Wan Zhen'er nodded solemnly: "Your Majesty wants me to protect the prince carefully and not let strangers approach?"

Wang Shanggong said coldly: "It's not good for people who are not strangers. Even the six nuns and the twelve maids, you have to observe them secretly. Once you find anyone who has a problem, bring the prince to tell me. The prince You have to watch them taste everything you eat, except the nanny's milk."

Wan Zhen'er thought about it carefully: "Then when I eat?"

"Eat next to the prince."

"So, when I'm sleeping?"

"The six nuns take turns sleeping with the prince. You sleep in the outer room and lock the doors and windows."

"Then when I relieve myself."

Wang Shanggong frowned: "You can just listen to the voice in the prince's room."

Wan Zhen'er knew in her heart that this matter was of great importance, if something happened to the crown prince, she would be unable to atone for her sin with death. "Okay, I will definitely protect the prince."

Wang Shanggong also ordered someone to fetch two copper rulers as a gift. These copper rulers are made of cooked copper, semicircular, one inch wide and three feet long, with plum, bamboo, orchid and chrysanthemum carved on them.

Wan Zhen'er took a closer look and saw a magpie standing next to plum blossoms on one of them, a hermit sitting in a bamboo grove, a few kittens next to orchids, tables and chairs and banquets next to chrysanthemums, and five hundred arhats were engraved on the other.

These two are about the same size, and they are just a complete circle when they are together, and they are connected with a simple buckle.

Wang Shanggong said: "This thing is... a town ruler that a certain general paid tribute to. It is exquisitely carved, but it is too big and heavy to be used. Now I give it to you. You can use it as a weapon. There is no edict in the palace. Close to the sharp edge."

Obviously, the general never wrote, and he didn't listen to people's persuasion, forcing the coppersmith to order this pair of town rulers.

At that time, Emperor Xuanzong and Empress Sun agreed that this was a weapon, and it is indeed used as a weapon today.

Wan Zhen'er picked it up, and was immediately overjoyed: "Okay, it has weight." He shook it in his hand, turned it around, and liked it even more: "Thank you, Sister Shanggong."

Wang Shanggong sighed: "Although the emperor has three sons, this prince is extraordinary." She stepped out.

Zhang Shouyi walked in again, sighed heavily, and told her the importance of the matter again. "Let's go, our family will take you there."

Wan Zhen'er carried the cooked copper rod, Cheng En and two other maids carried her luggage, and the group came to the East Palace.

Everyone hurriedly saluted Eunuch Zhang, moved chairs, and served tea.

Zhang Shouyi calmly scraped off the froth in the gaiwan: "What is His Royal Highness doing?"

"I was tired from crying just now and fell asleep."

"Yes." Zhang Shouyi said quietly, "Call everyone over."

Not long after, four nuns, twelve court ladies, and twelve little firemen gathered together.

Zhang Shouyi frowned and said, "Why are there only four of you?"

Nanny Zhu replied anxiously: "Mommy Wang got sick and moved out. Nanny Li's two sons were both serving in front of the emperor's army. After hearing the news, Nanny Li passed out. It was said that they were murderers. More than good."

Zhang Shouyi nodded, and sighed again: "The Empress Dowager has a decree! Your Majesty has fallen outside, and the Empress Dowager is very worried. She ordered the female officer Wan Shi to come and serve the Prince. Wait..." He said some words of encouragement, and then made a decision Sister Wan's treatment is the same as that of Shang Palace.

"Sister Wan, our family has gone back. From now on, you will go to the Palace of Compassion with the Prince every day, and our family still has something to tell you."

This is for other people to hear. The queen dowager's "specially ordered" court lady and grandpa Zhang's favorite palace lady are different.

Wan Zhen'er respectfully sent Grandpa Zhang outside the palace gate without saying anything.

"Hey, sister Wan, you choose which house you plan to live in."

"Sister Wan, let me help you pack your things."

"Don't move around, can you touch the things of Mrs. Wan's wife?"

"Miss Wan, you live in my house, my house is sunny, warm in winter and cool in summer."

Wan Zhen'er smiled and said, "I appreciate everyone's kindness. Mother Zhu, please help me pack my things. I will live next door to you. I'll go and see the prince first."

She often came to the East Palace, and entered the main hall in three steps at a time. First, she stood one of the two copper rulers in the corner for night watch, and then carried the other into the prince's bedroom. Stick looked around, the little prince was sleeping on the bed, the silk quilt was messed up on his body like crumpled paper, only two feet were exposed, his head and hands were buried under the quilt.

Put it inside the bed, and buckle it flat between the mattress and the bed wall. This thing is too heavy, so the little prince won't be afraid of it.

Wan Zhener's plan was very good, if someone came in with a knife, I threw myself on the bed, picked up the crown prince with my left hand, and the cooked copper stick with my right hand, and rushed out like Zhao Yun was protecting Adou.

Baby Zhu slept very dishonestly, pawing his hands and kicking his feet, almost punching him sideways.

Wan Zhen'er: "Prince? Prince, are you awake?"

Baby Zhu didn't wake up, he just rolled around on the bed, turning over and kicking, like a big carp resting on the land.

Nanny Zhu walked in quietly: "Tell me the truth, what is the purpose of the Queen Mother sending you here?"

"The Empress Dowager is very worried." Wan Zhen'er said: "Send me here today, not because you are worried about Mammy, but tomorrow you may be worried about me again, so send someone again."

The little prince sat up abruptly, the chubby scratched his bald head with his paws, let out a breath, and asked in a childish voice, "Nurse?"

Mammy Zhu hurried over: "What does the baby want, Mammy?"

The little prince was unhappy, resting his chin on his hand: "I want to be strong."

"Zhuang Zhuang is that cat!" It was caught yesterday, but the prince said no.

"Strong is just strong." The little prince explained twice, and hurriedly grabbed his feet: "Be strong!"

Wan Zhen'er came over and said in a deep voice: "Your Highness, don't worry, what do you want?"

The toothless baby squinted his mouth like a little old man. When he saw Wan Zhen'er, his big watery eyes lit up, he stood up with a smile on his face, and rushed over—it really rushed over, stepping on the quilt with his left foot and stepping on the quilt with his right foot. The quilt stepped on by the left foot stirred and flew out directly.

Wan Zhen'er grabbed him again accurately.

Little Zhu Baobao grabbed her ear: "Strong! Strong! Strong! Strong!"

Wan Zhen'er was dizzy: "I'm here, I'm here, Your Highness, stop screaming."

My ears hurt. I don't know if it's because of you or the noise.

Zhu Momo said with a smile: "It turns out that Miss Wan is strong, and His Royal Highness has been thinking about you for a long time."

Little Zhu Baobao hugged her neck and did not let go. She liked it for no reason, but of course it was because of Wan Zhener's perfect save.

If it were someone else, the save would be delayed.

It doesn't matter if a child falls off a low bed. When Baby Zhu falls, sometimes he can be caught, sometimes he can't. After all, his face is not injured, and the Queen Mother doesn't know.

After being hugged for a while, I liked it even more.The other maids in the palace felt very heavy and tired when they held him. They would push the prince halfway in their arms to relay, and their hands would slide down and up from time to time, which made their faces and legs uncomfortable, and this The 'Strong' hug is very firm, he sits very stably, and he doesn't need to stick tightly to the maid's body, it's cool!

Wan Zhen'er supported the prince with one hand, like a dude supporting an eagle, firmly: "Your Highness, my name is Wan Zhen'er, don't call me Zhuang Zhuang. That raccoon cat is called Zhuang Zhuang. "

Baby Zhu burst out laughing, not knowing whether he understood or not.

In the afternoon, he drinks milk.

In the evening, he began to eat some soft custards and meat soups, using some very delicate and beautiful small bowls, and using small silver spoons like small seasoning spoons.

Wan Zhen'er sighed and ate four dishes, one bowl of soup and two steamed buns: "Hi'er~"

It's time to sleep at night.Madam Zhu said: "At first the six of us took turns taking the crown prince to sleep, and we had to get up several times to serve the crown prince at night. Taking turns to take care of the crown prince would not be too tiring. Now there are only four of us, and the manpower is a bit tight. It's rare that you are here, and the crown prince is like this." I like you, you take it all night."

Wan Zhen'er looked at the small, soft and flirtatious little prince, and thought that if he kicked my feet while sleeping, I would not be afraid. I don't sleep well, and the prince doesn't sleep well either, I'm afraid we two will fight at night. I stay in the outer room. If the nanny is tired, find an honest maid to take her with her."

She paused, then asked, "Why do you want to sleep with it?"

"Babies will roll around when they sleep, and they will fall off if they don't watch them. It's the same at night. Someone needs to sleep outside the bed to cover them. Also, if they wet the bed at night, someone has to clean it up. They wake up when they want to get up at night. If you are thirsty, you need to drink water, if you are hungry, you need to eat milk, you have to wait on them.”

Wan Zhen'er nodded: "The prince is different."

It's really expensive, and drinking water and breastfeeding are counted separately.

The prince grabbed her clothes, blinked his big eyes with long eyelashes, and called out in a childish voice: "Wan, sister, sister~"

Grandma Zhu couldn't be more cute: "The prince is so cute!"

Wan Zhen'er smirked: "Yes, yes." The child's tone was so amusing, no wonder the Queen Mother liked him.

There was a black fat man outside the window who also thought it was cute: "Go to sleep, little thing, I want to talk to my apprentice, ah, go away, mosquito!"

Finally, the crown prince went to sleep, and Wen Si was also sleepy, so he walked in through the wall and said, "Apprentice."

Wan Zhen'er rushed over: "Master! I pray every day, please show me! Why did you come here!" Only then did she show panic.

Wen Si said vaguely: "Going to the flat peach event, I drank too much." No matter what time it is, you have to brag.

"The Oirats captured the emperor, and I heard that they are coming to attack the capital! Master, master, what should I do? I, I have no idea at all."

Wen Sidao: "Don't worry, Yu Qian can take care of things, if he can't, then no one can."

"Master, you are a god, you are very powerful, can you scare the Wala people back?"

Wen Si sighed: "I don't know illusion as a teacher." As for practice, he didn't take it very seriously. As for magic, he didn't learn much. After he started practicing, he didn't make any serious friends. His usual main job was to cook jelly for gods. And cooking and raising pandas (actually being chased and beaten by pandas), ah, I'm really useless, I'm going to disappoint my little apprentice.

"Don't worry, the Ming Dynasty has not exhausted its vigor, and there are still more than two hundred years of national fortune. The Wala people are just lucky, and they are stupid to catch up with the emperor, and they are not invincible."

Although Wan Zhen'er felt that her master was unreliable, she went to the doctor in a hurry: "Then can the emperor come back? The empress dowager is crying non-stop. If the emperor doesn't come back, the empress dowager will die."

"Yes, I can. But don't tell it, don't say that you have met a fairy, and don't say what you know. What does it have to do with you if she cries for her?"

Wan Zhen'er argued: "The empress dowager is very kind to me. And Master Zhang, who takes great care of me. If the emperor doesn't come back, something will happen to the queen mother, and Master Zhang will be implicated!"

Wen Si said a few more words of comfort, pointing to the heavens and the earth: "The capital can be defended and the emperor can come back, it all depends on Yu Qian's proper response."

She almost bragged about how Yu Qian, my forgotten childhood idol, coped well. Fortunately, when she remembered, Yu Shaobao hadn't done it yet. Ah, he's not Yu Shaobao now, so he held back everything.

It is now August eighteenth, and King Tan is officially in charge of the country.

On August 28, Yu Qian finally made a conclusion for Yingzong who was a prisoner: "The country is more important than the king! The Wala people only rely on the emperor in their hands. We should support King Yi as the new king and respect Yingzong as the overlord." , making it impossible for the Oirats to do anything!"

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