Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

Zhu Youzhen realized in a daze that he hadn't been so happy for a long time. Ever since he came back from the border, he began to worry about the government, the suffering of the people, and the failure of civil and military officials to fulfill their duties.

Also, I was so angry with my younger brother that the little bastard was anointed with lard. The first sentence he said could be stuck in a human lung tube, and the second sentence could be poked into a human wound. After the poking, he had to sprinkle a handful of salt .He often comforted himself, after all, he was his own younger brother, and if he was killed, his parents would be angry.This has endured until today.

He was smiling at the side, a relaxed smile, the grievances of many days were released, and he really felt what it meant to be elated.

Although Zhu Jianshen is a fat man, he has good physical strength. He has been a little lazy in government affairs in recent years. He often goes hunting or doing military training. When he is free, he takes Zhang Mao and other young and handsome generals to practice riding and archery. Now he can shoot a hard bow .

None of this is important. What is important is that he pressed his son on the bed, slapped his son in a round circle, and slapped him down: "Little bastard who doesn't learn well! Said your brother has two minds! Do you want to be Yang Guang!" It was only just that he realized this matter. The harem has been calm all year round, and the emperor's reaction was not so fast.

Zhu Yougao was completely stunned, it was the first time he suffered such a violent beating like a storm: "What Yang Guang, ahhhhh, why did you hit me!"

Don't look at this little boy who is usually good at climbing trees and jumping into water, beckoning cats and dogs, as if no one can do anything to him, but in fact Wan Zhen'er can hold him immobile with one hand.

The emperor continued to beat the oil cake furiously: "You still want to make something happen to me!"

"Wow... I didn't... it wasn't me... oh my god... ah ah... the empress dowager save me!"

Zhu Jianshen became even more angry: "It's not you, could it be your elder brother!"

Wan Zhen'er pressed his back and almost punched him on the back of the head: "You compare my old lady to Queen Dugu!" Are you cursing me for not being able to defend the emperor!Or is it that I will dislike Youzhen in the future?

Zhu Jianshen understood what she meant, so clearly that he almost laughed out loud.We are talking about usurping power here, and you are wondering if I will fall in love with a pretty little girl, hee hee hee~ cute!think……

Zhu Youzhen thumped in his heart, he is now in the mentality of a neighbor stealing an axe, and he has just finished reading the Zizhi Tongjian, and now he is habitually thinking about conspiracy theories no matter what he is dealing with.The second younger brother didn't forget to frame me even after being beaten, it seems that he is just like his father, he really wants to be Yang Guang.

Following this line of thinking, I wondered if the reason why he was disrespectful to his parents was because his mother promised him to go out when he was a child, and wanted him to be adopted by Uncle Wang, so that he had no chance to usurp power, so Is he so generous?

Zhu Youxing changed his clothes and came out wearing three butterfly sachets. He was dressed beautifully, with a light pink white butterfly jacket and a delicate yellow jade rabbit pleated skirt.She was a little confused when she saw her parents beating her second brother. She raised her head and blinked her big cute eyes: "What's wrong? Brother, what's wrong? Mother, stop beating me! I'm going to break my second brother!"

Zhu Youzhen looked at the only innocent and cute little sister in the family, and reached out to stroke her hair: "It's nothing, your second brother made a big mistake."

Zhu Youxing blinked his big star-like eyes again: "What did he do wrong, did he catch the little squirrel?" She was a little embarrassed, because she often went to the Royal Garden to feed the birds with pastries, nuts, and whole grains, and also fed some strange squirrels. cute little animals.

A garden that is not frequented by people will grow many small animals, just as dirty clothes will grow on a stool, and cats will grow in a box.

This little princess has always had a lot of guts, and she also likes furries very much.

Zhu Youzhen pondered for a moment, and the cry of the second brother became the most beautiful music, even better than Hong Zhong Dalu. He smiled and said in a low voice: "The second brother wants to kill me."

Zhu Youxing looked up at his brother in shock, and said in a nasty voice, "Really? How is it possible... is he crazy?"

Zhu Youzhen said in his heart: I don't know if he's crazy or not, I'm going to be mad at him.He must be trying to piss me off, and then inherit my crown prince!

Here the siblings were whispering, and over there the parents hit the bear with fancy doubles. Two hits would have been enough, but Zhu Yougao's crying words were full of dissatisfaction.

"Tiger poison doesn't eat its children! Are you going to beat me to death!"

Wan Zhen'er held him down and scolded: "Five Classics and Four Books of etiquette, integrity and shame, which one has not been taught to you, why can't you even speak a word of human words! What's the use of keeping you!"

Zhu Jianshen's attack was a little lighter, a little bit reluctant.

Zhu Yougao really panicked: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Help me, please go and invite the Queen Mother!"

The palace maids knelt on the ground with a thump: "Your Majesty, calm down!"

"Your Majesty, spare your life!"

"Your Majesty, calm down, this is your own son!"

"Your majesty, empress, don't do this."

Wan Zhen'er heard his yelling sound deafening, and continued to press him indifferently: "What are you yelling! Let you not talk properly!"

Zhu Jianshen felt his back hurt. He bent over and beat his son so that his back hurt.

Zhu Youzhen saw that he was crying so miserably that he might really be beaten to death, so he stepped forward and said, "Father, if you don't teach and you call it abuse, please calm down and let the second brother speak to his face while today's affairs are over. Understand why you hate me so much.”

Although the oil cake was beaten, it was still so stubborn. It gritted its teeth and said, "Who hates you? How dare I hate you!"

Wan Zhen'er slapped him on the buttocks: "Can't you talk well! Isn't it enough to be beaten?" After she finished speaking, she didn't wait for the brat to answer: "Go, take all the court ladies and eunuchs around Zhu Yougao Come here and make them kneel against the wall."

Zhu Yougao suddenly felt ashamed, and struggled desperately: "What are you calling them for! What do they know! Ah!"

Wan Zhen'er slapped him on the back, making him short of breath and speechless.

Zhu Jianshen stopped her: "Don't ask the servants to see the prince being beaten. Wouldn't it be embarrassing." In the past, it was the prince who made a mistake, so we would fight and read together. Only the two of us really beat our son.Of course, it was also because the son was such a jerk.

Zhu Youzhen is still thinking about the people around him. My second brother caused trouble, why should I send my people to the Punishment Department: "Daddy is right, mother, send the second brother's people to the Punishment Department too." .”

Wan Zhen'er waved her hand: "It's all for your people to teach you a lesson. I don't plan to keep anyone around this little bastard. I summoned them several times and asked about the prince's daily life, hobbies and dislikes, and what he said behind his back. Not a word of truth came out of their mouths."

Zhu Yougao took a breath and struggled again: "They are loyal to me! They are loyal ministers!"

Wan Zhen'er was so angry that she wanted to beat him up again, and she didn't know why this child's talent and skills were all about irritating people. It hurts to beat up, and she wished she could find something to replace it: "Since ancient times, loyal ministers and filial sons are the most rare. What kind of loyal minister is someone who is loyal to the emperor? You are not a filial son, and you still want a loyal minister?"

Zhu Yougao screamed: "What am I! It's my fault again!"

Everyone was stunned, wow, I beat you and scolded you just now, after scolding you for a long time, you don't even know what's wrong with you?

Zhu Youxing was overjoyed, and watched the excitement with his hands folded beside his chest. The old god found a place to sit down at ease, waiting to watch the second round of beating.

The emperor and empress raised their eyes at the same time and looked at each other. There was more or less despair and shame in the eyes of both of them. Unknowingly, this little brat has become such a bastard?It's fine when you call him alone to talk, but why do you start to be an asshole as soon as you meet Youzhen?

Empress Wan, who became increasingly superstitious because of her age, said: "Cheng'en, go to the palace of Prince Yan quickly, and invite a celestial master to come into the palace to exorcise the second prince."

Zhu Jianshen suddenly realized: "Yes, yes! I must have bumped into a ghost in the imperial garden! The woods are remote and cold, and there used to be palace people hanging themselves there, I am afraid they may have encountered a ghost."

The prince was stunned: Is there such an explanation?

its not right!He has always been such a jerk!

You always hate me like this behind your back!It's not like I ran into a ghost.

"Let go, you let go! You guys just love the boss, I can't even say a word!" The little brat cried out aggrieved: "I didn't see the devil! I wasn't possessed by evil spirits! It's just that you never cared about me!"

The prince was furious. He had always been jealous that the second child could have sex at the knees of his parents. This kid eats and sleeps foolishly every day. He doesn't get scolded if he doesn't read well. He can play whatever he wants. How can he not be satisfied with such a life?And say you don't care?There are calluses on the thighs of the lonely butt, and the wrist hurts when writing. He gets up to read every day before dawn, and has to turn on the lamp to read at night.Not only do you need to learn about the past, but you also need to understand current affairs, and you also need to understand poetry and painting. You are so busy every day that you don’t even have time to act like a baby in your mother’s arms, and you don’t even have time to play with big boats. You bastard is actually jealous of me!

This is a conflict between a desperate student and a lazy student.

The emperor and empress thought about it carefully, and felt that there was no such situation, and they took care of it very seriously!There are only three children in total, and there are people to take care of them for basic necessities of life, how can they not manage them?

Wan Zhen'er raised her head and told the maids: "Close and lock the gate tightly, and I will reason with you."

Zhu Jianshen sighed helplessly. He had been planning for the planned trip to the south for more than a year. Today he brought it up happily, but he didn't expect that his son would pour a basin of cold water with ice shards.It's really sad... He said slowly: "I'm going to review the memorial."

The prince had an idea and said, "Mom, I'm going to study too."

Wan Zhen'er reluctantly boasted: "What a good boy, he still wants to study after making trouble like this."

Zhu Youzhen smiled shyly, and looked at his younger sister: "Does Third Sister want to stay here? Don't scare her."

Zhu Youxing pretended to be well-behaved: "Brother is right, I'm leaving now."

The father led the three brothers and sisters out like a row of penguins, and then closed the door and locked it.What happened in the house is not listed for the time being.

The emperor looked at the row of more than a dozen people kneeling outside the house, and then quietly looked at his children.

The two children also looked up at their father, waiting for him to leave, and stayed to eavesdrop.

Zhu Jianshen thought so too!

The three of them were silent for a while, looking at each other with ears pricked up, eyes flying at each other.

They suddenly understood, and smiled at each other embarrassedly, lying on the door together to listen to the voices inside.

"What's wrong with you? Tell me, I won't beat you."

"Speak! Are you dumb? Didn't you just speak well!"

"If you have something to say, if you have a fart, let it go!"

The queen's sentence is more fierce than her sentence.

"You told me to say it! Mom, you don't care about me at all! You stare at Zhu Youzhen reading and teach him how to practice martial arts. As for me, you just let me practice! I say you don't want to practice, and you don't care about me!"

"You quarreled with the prince's teachers, and you didn't care about anything for a few days. I wanted to change a nurse and you didn't care! But your sister has small red bumps on her body, and you still have to call the imperial doctor to interrogate her for a long time!"

"Why does Zhu Youzhen have specially made porcelain, but I don't have it, and the craftsman and supervisor make him toys that he doesn't even play with!"

"It's the same with daddy, he takes him by his side every day, teaches him carefully, and asks me to play when he arrives!"

"Why does he let him choose all the teachers first, and then use the rest to teach me!"

"He and Dad don't know what they are doing in the Qianqing Palace. Mother, you make dumplings yourself, cook them, and send them. If I want to eat, I won't be full! You will never cook for me alone! At most, cook noodles for me! "

"Why do you ignore me because of Zhu Youxing! You still want to throw me to the king! Did you give birth to me? You smile when the elder brother is messing around, you are still happy when the third sister hits me, and you scold me when I am messing around." ! You are unreasonable at all! Don't talk about filial piety, no one stopped the third sister when she hit me! I provoked her, and I don't blame her for beating me."

"There is only one year difference between me and him, why is he a prince, in charge of the world, rich in the world, and I am destined to be a Taoist priest!"

The three people outside the room were in complicated moods, and the queen in the room was also feeling uncomfortable. She sighed faintly: "Are you finished? What else?"

Zhu Yougao was so wronged that he was about to cry, staring at her: "I just hate elder brother, if there is no him, these are all mine! Since I gave birth to him, why bother to give birth to me! Just like the teacher said, you gave birth to me It's just to stabilize the position, so that if something happens, someone else's son won't take over!"

"Nonsense!" Wan Zhen'er snapped, "Who said that! You should be killed!"

Zhu Yougao screamed: "You don't know who said it! You know what the people around the prince said! You don't know the people around me! He Zhu Youzhen is more important than me, isn't he?"

Wan Zhen'er's face was ugly as if she was about to kill someone, she nodded slowly: "Yes."

Zhu Yougao has always believed in this, but when his mother said this, he still cried out in grief and indignation: "Wow, I'm dead!"

"Don't cry, wait until mother has finished speaking before crying." Wan Zhen'er asked slowly: "Do you know how your father and I met, and why we have such a good day today?"