Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

Wan Zhen'er was putting on a very virtuous and virtuous look, trying to patch up her clothes.

The clothes were the emperor's black dragon robe, and when she was playing with her son in the imperial garden, the sleeve was scratched. She was patching the hole with a piece of black silk, intending to pretend that she was poor, that the emperor and empress were frugal.No matter how many new clothes the emperor made, how many new clothes and jewelry were made for the queen, how many shells were consumed when going to the firearms camp, how many porcelains were burned for the prince, how many big boats were made, and what toys were bought for Erbao. It's not too much to give anything to the family, after all, there are patches on the emperor's clothes!

Zhu Jianshen said that he didn't care about the Queen's whimsical performance art. The patch was put on his clothes, so he couldn't see it, and it didn't affect the appearance. It was fine.This can be regarded as the female celebrity of the queen... that's all.

The night was dark, and Wan Zhen'er was still patching. Her clothes were very thin, and the black dragon robe was piled on her body, revealing only a pair of white, long, round and plump legs, which were quite moving under the candlelight.

Zhu Jianshen had just taken a bath, and couldn't stand the scorching heat, so he lay naked on the mat and read the playbook, looking very serious.Suddenly stretched out his hand: "Itchy scratch."

The maid hurriedly found the tickle and handed it over, and Zhu Jianshen took it in her hand, lying on her side on the bed, scratching her back while looking at the playbook.Suddenly it started to itch, and the back was full of itches, and it was really hard to tell if it was necessary to ask someone to scratch it.

The emperor scratched his head angrily: "It's too much! It's unreasonable!"

Empress Wan was taken aback and tied her hand: "What's the matter? Who's mad at you?"

Zhu Jian said angrily, "Ten jars of mature vinegar were added to the Shanxi tribute, and they deliberately said it was dedicated to you!"

There are more than 30 kinds of tribute products in Shanxi: Qingxu wine, Jiaocheng/Puzhou keel, Fen wine, dragon beard mat, Puzhou persimmon, Hejin glazed tiles, salt lake salt, Gaoping big yellow pear (Gongli), Gaoping Lu silk, Lu ink, Angong Niuhuang Pills...all kinds of local specialties.In the past, there was also tribute wine, but it was paid according to the management every year. This year is different, ten altars are specially given to the queen.

Zhu Jian gritted his teeth and said, "He must be blaming you for being jealous and intolerant."

Wan Zhen'er snorted, "I'm not the only one in your harem."

"Huh?" Zhu Jian was stunned for a moment before he realized: "Oh, there is another Mrs. Li...or will Wang Shanggong be made a concubine in another day?"

"She's almost fifty, um, that's fine." Wan Zhen'er took the memorial and looked at it, gritted her teeth maliciously: "Hmph, if it wasn't for a good name, I would have given her daughter-in-law two handsome young ladies." Boy, let’s see if he’s jealous or not!”

Zhu Jianshen opened his mouth in surprise, and suddenly laughed again: "Okay, okay! The wives are all together. The queen and the emperor get out of the same car and sit in the same seat. The queen of the Han Dynasty had her own official office. Since he said you If he is not virtuous, he should lead by example and find two concubines for his wife."

Don't think that the couple in the upper class don't tell dirty jokes, Zhu Jianshen and Wan Zhen'er not only had a very happy time, but also said a lot of jokes that were unrefined, unfashionable, very vulgar and dirty, and hugged each other on the bed laughing roll over.

The emperor jumped up excitedly: "Wait for me for a while." He ran to the hut where the clothes were stored and pulled out a set of the cheapest cotton Tsing Yi. The boy's clothes.He casually put on a hat, and ran back barefoot, pretending to bow: "Madam sent the younger one to come, what's your order?"

Wan Zhen'er understood, lay down on the bed with a drunk posture of Concubine Yang, stretched out her hand slowly, and said in a tone: "Come here~"

Zhu Jian held back a smile and leaned over, really feeling quite exciting.

"Why are you...so handsome and charming~" Wan Zhen'er searched her brains thinking about vocabulary: "Little friend, when I saw you that day, I was worried about it and couldn't let you go."

Zhu Jianshen: "Oh oh oh"

Wan Zhen'er also blushed and felt excited, but the emperor's tone of watching the excitement was too dramatic!She asked slowly: "Don't you know what I'm looking for you to do?"

Zhu Jian folded his sleeves and said in a dialect he heard from a certain minister: "I'm an honest boy."

Wan Zhen'er almost choked on her saliva, she narrowed her eyes: "That's it, then beat my leg."

Zhu Jianshen sat on the bed, began to beat her legs, and said with a strange accent: "You are so white."

The maids couldn't help laughing out loud, they winked at each other, and hurriedly left, leaving only the bright candles in the room.They were not willing to go far, lying on the crack of the door and under the window sill, listening to the voices in the room.

The queen was full of nonsense: "My husband is half busy with official duties, and half is looking for flowers and flowers. It has been a long time since I..."

The emperor suddenly jumped out of the role: "Don't be so hasty, take your time."

"Oh, okay." Wan Zhen'er switched back to that slow tone: "How old are you this year?"

"I'm seventeen."

"What a child, have you married a wife yet?"

"My family has no money, so I can't afford to marry."

Wan Zhen'er suddenly asked mischievously, "What do you do?"

Zhu Jianshen was stunned for a moment, he suddenly couldn't remember what ordinary people do for a living, he hesitated for a while: "Cow herding?" This profession is very wonderful.

Wan Zhen'er laughed again and trembled wildly, continuing to chatter here and there, not knowing whether it was interrogating family affairs or setting up people.

Zhu Jianshen's wrists were sore from beating her legs, and jumped out of the role a little annoyed: "When will we talk about it!"

Wan Zhen'er covered her face and laughed loudly: "Then you should touch up."

It was only then that Zhu Jianshen came to his senses, and continued to touch up... Not long after, after some dialogue that could not be written, he finally got to the point and started rolling on the mat crazily.The fat little black man panted and asked, "Next time you can play the role of the princess who was robbed."

Wan Zhen'er covered her face and smiled: "I'm afraid you won't be able to carry me."

The little black fat man's face turned black with anger: "I'll chop you with Dabao's knife!" The knives used by Dabao are all wooden knives.

"Hahahaha~ Don't be angry~ Meme~"

It was Mid-Autumn Festival when the unscrupulous nonsense continued until midnight!Have a holiday!It is customary to go to bed late and wake up late during the holidays, and to mess around at will.The couple who have just finished the drudgery of confinement are very eager for skin-to-skin contact.

In the early morning of the next day, Da Bao and Er Bao both ran to their parents' bed to play. They were still children and could crawl all over the bed.The bed in Kunning Palace is not too small, but it’s a little tight for four people, and it’s fun to squeeze together.

Zhu Youzhen was so squeezed that he could only lie on his father's stomach: "Dad...you are rich all over the world, why is the bed so small."

Zhu Jianshen was overwhelmed by him, and sighed faintly: "Hey, you don't understand, the bed is too big to be extravagant." And when you didn't come, it wasn't crowded at all.

"What is licentiousness?"

Zhu Jianshen thought for a while: "Did you tell me about Emperor Sui Yang? Emperor Sui Yang just used a big bed and dragged several women to sleep with him. Later, he died."

Zhu Youzhen was taken aback: "Wow!" He originally wanted a big, loose bed that he could roll around in, but now it seems...it's unnecessary!

Erbao's eyes lit up: "I want it! Daddy~ Make me a big bed! I'm not afraid of being said!"

Wan Zhen'er immediately agreed: "Okay, when you grow up and move out, I will make you a big bed."

Zhu Yougao glanced at his brother proudly, very proud and satisfied.

Zhu Youzhen didn't bother to stare at him: "You are so promising, you can only sleep with women on the bed." And I will be the emperor in the future!I want to send someone to sail to the west like Zheng He!So much fun!Grandfather really knows how to play!

Wait until the sun comes out before getting up, and go to pay respects to the Empress Dowager.

Zhu Jianshen: "Should I go to pay Mother Qian first and then pay her respects?" In recent years, Empress Dowager Qian has become more calm and dignified. After Wan Zhen'er was pregnant with her third child, she stopped talking about the concubine at all.This was the only reason why she made the emperor unhappy. Empress Dowager Qian made a step back in this matter, and the emperor looked at her more and more pleasingly, and could almost feel maternal love.

Wan Zhen'er looked at the bright sun above her head: "Madam Qian is not as lazy as the two of us, she has already gone to pay her respects to the Empress Dowager."

The little black fat man was a little embarrassed. He woke up so late, and it was obvious what he had done at a glance.

The emperor, empress, prince, second prince and the little princess who was still being carried got off the chariot and entered in a file. "May the empress be blessed with golden safety, and the queen mother be blessed."

Princess Huiqing was also sitting next to her, she hurriedly got up to avoid them, and when they saluted to Empress Sun Qian, she went forward to salute her elder brother, and then accepted the salute from her little nephew.

Sun Niangniang looked at the five of them with a smile, and said to her daughter-in-law: "Wan Zhen'er has made the Ai family full of descendants by himself, which is really amazing."

Empress Dowager Qian felt like she had been hit by an arrow—does this mean that I can't give birth?

The emperor felt like he had been shot by an arrow—was this a joke about what I was up to last night?

Wan Zhen'er said with a smile: "This is all taught by the empress."

The Empress Dowager hit her with a citron next to her: "What did the Ai family teach you!"

The two cuties rushed forward and rolled into Grandma's arms: "Ma'am, I'm hungry."

"I'm hungry too."

Sun Niangniang: "Ai's family has finished eating long ago, but I won't wait for you. If you are hungry and have some leftovers, you can eat as much as you want. If you don't, you will be left behind."

The two children were a little dazed.

Wan Zhen'er smiled and said: "That's good, let us enjoy the blessing of the empress."

What was served was leftovers, it was clearly a table of delicacies prepared by Wang Shanggong with the help of Sun Niangniang herself.

After breakfast, the empress played cards with the two empresses, the little princess was playing with the little princess, and the two bear children were crazily petting cats in the yard.

Chongqing Princess is an outstanding girl who can also make clothes. She has made a lot of beautiful little dresses for her cute little niece. She is playing a game of pretending to be a house with the baby. When she thinks that she will give birth to such a cute girl after she gets married Child... her face was flushed.

At noon, I went out of the palace to inspect the firearms battalion, firing cannons rumbling rumblingly.

In the afternoon, I went hunting by the way. Hunting is the most primitive and concise military exercise in ancient China. Whether it is drawing a bow and shooting arrows, forming a formation, chasing and intercepting, it can be applied.

In order to conceal his lack of arm strength, Zhu Jianshen directly held the firecracker, followed by Du Zhenying, not only holding a spare firecracker, but also ready to fill the gun at any time.

Wan Zhen'er was riding on a big black rabbit, chasing a tiger and aiming her bow. The horse ran up and down, and she always felt that she had missed the aim.

Already six consecutive arrows have missed, and the tiger still has two arrows stuck in its buttocks.

The bowstring sounded, the feathered arrows flew, and the frantically fleeing tiger that was driven away fell down.

The onlookers applauded wildly: "Good!!" "Shenjian!"

If the emperor is shot, they can shout long live, and now they all know it is the queen, but they can't shout anything.

Um.A perfect self-deception.

Zhu Jianshen is working hard to hunt quails for two reasons. Quails live in groups and can be fooled. The other reason is that quails are delicious.

Fried quail!

Grilled quail!