Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

Erbao was pressed on his lap by his mother, and his buttocks were cracklingly spanked.

This kid is not fat, his arms are thin, and he is very dexterous, but his butt is very fat.

Erbao yelled loudly, digging his hands and kicking his feet: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Help! Help! Madam, you beat someone to death! Ahhh! Father, help!"

"Ahhhhhhh! Dad, brother, I'm going to be beaten to death!"

Hu Dieyun listened beside her, and couldn't bear it any longer. Although she knew that the little kid was crying in a fake way, howling dryly without a single tear, she was still a little soft-hearted.Children are dishonest, just go hungry for two meals, why beat people. "Sister-in-law, please be merciful, don't break the child."

Seeing how miserable he was, Zhu Jianshen couldn't help but soften his heart: "My mother, you have heavy hands, so be gentle."

Er Bao suddenly felt that he had support, and the crying at the top of his voice was miserable, and the mother who heard it couldn't bear it, so she stopped.

He rubbed his buttocks, curled his mouth, and said calmly, "Hmph, mother, you are being unreasonable."

Both the emperor and the prince broke into a cold sweat for him.

Wan Zhen'er was furious: "I'll let you know what it means to be unreasonable!"

So he was beaten again by Wan Zhen'er.

"That's unreasonable!"

Zhu Jianshen touched his little bald head: "This is called killing chickens to warn monkeys, understand?"

"Oh." Zhu Youzhen was about to agree, saying that he understood, but suddenly he felt that something was wrong, and seeing the happy smile on his father's face, he knew that something was really wrong.Keep silent.What, am I that monkey?

Wan Zhen'er took turns slapping him: "I won't tell you, you said I didn't teach you!"

Zhu Youzhen was quite honest: "Wow, mother is so fierce, no wonder they all say mother is fierce."

Zhu Jianshen sniggered silently.He knew that it was time for him to approve the memorial, but...it was so much fun to watch.

"I taught you, but you didn't listen. What do you want? Your father is the Ninth Five-Year Lord, and he has to swallow his anger on some things. Your mother and I are queens, so I have to behave well! What do you want! Everything in the world follows your wish? That’s Jie Zhou! Wait for the fart to come to Liang!” Wan Zhener wanted to continue beating the little bastard, but the little bastard saw the opening of her retaliation, and slipped away from her Rolled down on his knees, fell to the ground with a slap, and rushed to the door with both hands and feet.

Rush to the sun, to the door of hope.

Rush to freedom!

Hu Dieyun subconsciously took a step back, allowing the runaway little black rabbit to run away like the wind.

She secretly praised in her heart: This is really worthy of being someone who has eaten the elixir. He is also dexterous and restrained. How can a four-year-old child run so fast! (Four years is an imaginary age.)

Only when Wan Zhen'er was stunned for a moment, he ran away.

Not only the emperor and empress were stunned, but even the onlookers and the palace people in the courtyard were stunned, not knowing what to do.

Not to mention the young maids, even the elderly nuns, who are well-informed, have never seen such a thing.

Wan Zhen'er wanted to chase after her, but she didn't want to yell at her in the harem. After all, she was a queen, and beating up her son in the harem was really outrageous. She didn't want to chase her, but she was worried that the little bastard would run away.He hesitated for a moment: "Follow!"

"It's the empress." Several court ladies followed and ran out.

Turning her face around, she felt a little embarrassed: "Your Majesty, why don't you go to approve the memorial?" What's the matter with your mother-in-law's godson, you laughing and watching.Are you going to beat him for me or do you think I beat him too much?

Zhu Jianshen had seen enough excitement, so he stood up slowly: "Don't worry, we're going now. Dabao, come with me."

"Hey! Mom, don't be angry!" Dabao happily agreed, said goodbye to his mother, and slipped away with his father.

Wan Zhen'er picked up Dabao, hugged her, and curled her lips: "I'm not angry. If I were angry with him, I would have died of anger. Dabao, you should be good. You are my mother's good baby. Don't talk to your brother." study."

"Yeah! I know da~ ya~"

The big fat man swayed away while leading the little fat man, Wan Zhen'er sat on the throne panting for breath.

Hu Dieyun strolled to the chair beside her, sat down on his own, and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, Yougao (Yougao) said that he went to the Tianshi Mansion just to meet his uncle and practice with him. I see him It might be good to have a spiritual root and become a practitioner in the future. Those... are not for nothing."

What she said was similar to that of an ordinary married woman, the only difference was that there was an uncontrollable smile on her round face, and a pair of slender legs dangled under the light purple gauze skirt.

Wan Zhen'er swallowed her saliva, and sighed: "I really can't do anything about him. He's only three or four years old, and he's such a bastard. What will he do when he grows up?"

Hu Dieyun thought for a while: "It's normal for children to mess around."

Wan Zhen'er retorted: "You don't know how well-behaved Jianji is, haven't you seen Dabao! Dabao is so obedient and loves learning so much, why is the second child like this. Sigh."

Hu Dieyun said in his heart: You old man forgot so quickly, last year your son even robbed the teacher's walking stick!If you don't listen to my advice, then I won't persuade you.

She quietly took out a handful of melon seeds and started to crack the melon seeds.

Click click click click click click.

Wan Zhen'er thought to herself that if you weren't a vixen, I would have asked someone to kick you out a long time ago. I'm bored here, so it's fine if you don't persuade me, you still eat melon seeds!What's the matter, is this a theater?

The emperor took his son to the palace of the Qing Dynasty and threw a lot of irrelevant memorials to him, euphemistically saying: "Practice calligraphy well."

The real prince sat next to the table with three thick cushions, carefully wrote the two options of "reading" or "knowing" on each memorial, and suddenly felt that he had grown up and could approve The memorial is over, he is already an adult!He wrote hundreds of words with great interest, when he suddenly heard his father's laughter, raised his head and shook his neck, unexpectedly saw his father eating fruit and reading a book.

"Daddy, what book are you reading?"

""Zhu Zhang Lu"" Zhu Jianshen read a passage that made him laugh out loud: "Ouyang Gong and others made an order, and each wrote two lines of poems. Those who must commit crimes above the crime level. One cloud: "While holding a knife to coax widows, go to the sea to rob people and boats." .'Yiyun:'The night of the black moon kills people, the wind is high and the sky is set on fire.'Ouyun:'The sleeves of the wine-glued shirt are heavy, and the brim of the hat is pressed by flowers.'Or ask, and the answer says:'At this time, the above crimes are also committed. "Youzhen, do you understand?"

"Understandable." Zhu Youzhen propped his chin cutely: "It's all against the law, so I will be beheaded. Well, if you drink too much, you will do bad things."

The emperor nodded happily, took a toothpick and put it in the book. As soon as he lifted the book, the eunuch came over and continued: "Take it to the queen, and let her read the two pages I caught."

"According to the order."

It is implied in the book that the toothpick refers to an ivory bookmark, not a toothpick for picking teeth.The set of toothpicks used by Zhu Jianshen has a total of 36 pieces, and the engraved 36 friends of Wagangzhai were left by the late emperor.

The emperor turned his face and educated his son again: "Drinking too much is not the only way to do bad things. Some people are also greedy for profit and power. A few years ago, Zhang Shicheng and Fang Guozhen rebelled against Yuan like our ancestors, but they both He was originally a salt owl."

Zhu Youzhen's eyes were blinded: "What is a salt owl?"

Zhu Jianshen began to tell him, starting from "Salt and Iron Theory", focusing on the role of the Yantie official camp on the country and the people: "If the people are rich, they can't be hired; if they are strong, they can't be punished." Wei Ye.” He also talked about the struggle of salt lords for thousands of years, and Fang Guozhen started as a private salt dealer. In a few years, he owned tens of thousands of sailors and countless ships.

"During my grandfather's reign, the situation of the Yan Xiao was contained, but during the Jingtai period, the troops were scattered and could not be contained. The local tyrants rallied powerful forces, armed with swords, and were as strong as powerful thieves. They traded at night and moved tens of thousands."

"Up to now, the fugitives from all over the world have privately built large ships covering the ocean, with more than a hundred people in each ship, holding weapons under banners, starting from Suzhou and Hangzhou, going up to Jiujiang, and selling them in Huguang. The boats were looted wantonly, and although there were patrols and patrols there, there were few officers and soldiers, and they were weak and invincible. This is clearly written in the records of Jiangnan patrol salt censors."

Zhu Youzhen was very puzzled: "Father, since there is such a thing, why don't you send troops to arrest it?"

Zhu Jianshen reached out and found a picture under the table: "Look, the places circled in red are places where wars were fought."

Small circles surrounded the entire territory of the Ming Dynasty, more than half a circle was drawn, and circles were drawn everywhere in the country, which was obviously not peaceful.

The emperor poked these red circles with his hands angrily: "These places can make the country lose the country. After these places are calmed down, I will order people to rebuild the ships that Zheng He sailed to the West to put down these rebellions! Youzhen... things are prioritized, and governing the country is like cooking small fresh food, you have to take it step by step. I named your mother a queen, and it took several years before and after, and there were too many hardships."

Zhu Youzhen opened his small mouth in shock: "Sir, tell me that the country is peaceful and the people are safe, Haiyan and Heqing."

"That's a teacher. It's normal to not understand these things."

"However, he often boasts that he cares about the country and the people, that he treats his father at the top, and treats the common people at the bottom... he is a minister of... thighs."

"The minister of the shoulders and arms." Dad corrected the answer for him, and said gloatingly: "You ask him this question tomorrow."

Zhu Youzhen agreed and exchanged a glance with his father, showing a smirk with a tacit understanding.

The emperor asked again: "What are you talking about now, sir? Is it the Book of Songs, the Analects, Mencius, and the Rites of Zhou? Shusuan and Zhouyi?"

"Yes, Daddy."

"Well... I also learned these when I was a child. Although I used them again, there are some...you ask him to tell you "Qin Fu Yin"."

"Daddy, whose poem is that?"

"Wei Zhuang's."

"Everyone says that Jiangnan is good, but the tourists only like Jiangnan's elders. What about Wei Zhuang?"

"Correct."

"Dad, why don't you tell me, sir, what you say is not as thorough as what you say."

Zhu Jianshen was praised very much, and wanted to tell him, but he was a little vague: "This is a long poem..." Then he began to introduce Huang Chao's historical background, as well as the political situation of the Tang Dynasty at that time. Eunuchs can abolish Li The emperor, the Jiedu envoys support themselves one by one.

At this moment, in the harem, Wan Zhen'er was angry for a long time and just calmed down.

"May the queen be blessed with golden safety, the empress dowager will send you to the past."

"Oh?"

The little maid lowered her head and said honestly: "Your Majesty heard that you beat the Second Prince twice, and she was very angry."

Wan Zhen'er had no choice but to go over and be scolded honestly.

Hu Shisanniang likes to watch the excitement, and also likes to eat the small snacks from the Palace of Compassion and Ning, so she also followed.

Empress Dowager Sun was so angry that she scolded as soon as she entered the door: "Wan Zhen'er! How could you beat Dabao so badly! You are still not your real mother!"

Wan Zhen'er glanced to the side, and she was startled too, who is this disheveled kid with nosebleeds holding grass!

Zhu Yougao began to howl again: "Mother, I am in so much pain, woo woo woo woo"

Sun Niangniang was so distressed that she was about to cry: "Wan Zhen'er! You, you are such a cruel woman! How can you be willing to give up the older child! Woohoo! Come here, the Ai family will beat you! Do you think you are holding him Throw it on the ground! How could you beat him to bleed! If Erbao hadn’t come to Ai’s family for help, I don’t know how you would have beaten him!”

Wan Zhen'er was very speechless. She was so cautious in the first half of her life, but she was framed by her son?You fucking obviously fell!After dealing with the empress, go back and beat me up again!

Zhu Yougao was in a daze, just wanted to clarify the facts, but hesitated again.

Hu Shisanniang snickered beside her.