Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

"Hang up these two paintings." Sun Niangniang moved lightly on the lotus steps, walked to the wall, studied it carefully for a while, and pointed to two positions.

In the blink of an eye, I saw the queen dodging at the door, as if she wanted to come in but was afraid of disturbing herself.

The Empress Dowager raised her hand to call: "Zhen'er, come here."

Wan Zhen'er chuckled, a little embarrassed: "Your Majesty, Wanfu Jinan."

"What are you doing hiding at the door? Why don't you come in and talk?"

"The empress is missing Xuanzong, and the concubines dare not disturb her."

"Little bad girl, make fun of Ai's family!" Sun Niangniang walked two steps closer, raised her hand and pinched her face, her face was full of flesh: "Ai's family is about to ask you, why do you Is Feng Xihong a beauty?" The empress was a little suspicious, logically speaking, the palace maid next to Zhou Dalian should not get along with her.

Wan Zhen'er supported her with a smile: "Xihong took my money, and often speaks for me in front of the Queen Mother, and informs me. I want to thank her, but I can't let her out of the palace, of course. "

"You child, you have been able to make money since you were young." Sun Niangniang sighed quietly: "Things are different, people are different, look at the whole palace, Zhang Shouyi is gone, Zhu's is gone, sister Wang Xi is also old."

Sister Wangxi of Shanggong has already grown beautiful hair on her temples, she smiled and said, "Does the empress think that I am old? Then the servant finds some young and beautiful girls to accompany the empress?"

"What are you talking about? The Ai family is not those who are greedy and lustful." Sun Niangniang suddenly darkened: "If Xuanzong is still there, I don't know if the Ai family is still favored or not." Well, is he now? Went to have a deep love with Wu Shi?Very angry!And Hu Shi!Emperor Xuan regretted the abolition of the Hu family. If the two of them meet again, what will happen to Aijia!There is the Hu family in the front and the Wu family in the back. This is simply a front and back attack!They both must hate me!

Wan Zhen'er coaxed her: "My lady still has a charming charm and a graceful figure. I like it even when I see her, let alone Grandpa Xuanzong."

"Nonsense again." The Empress Dowager hesitated: "Flowers have a day to re-bloom, and people are never young again. You said that after people go to the ground, they will regain their youth, or they will look like they were when they died." I can't compare to Mrs. Wu's appearance!Your majesty left too early, seeing me so mature, will you despise me?

Wan Zhen'er said: "Grandpa Xuanzong has been away for more than 30 years, and has missed you for more than 30 years. One day we will meet again, and there is no time for joy. How can we care so much?"

The Empress Dowager is still worried. She recently re-counted the birthdays and death dates of the two ancestral grandmothers, Empress Ma and Empress Xu, and found that except for the mother-in-law, everyone else walked ahead of her husband.The Hu family and the Wu family all went early!

Wan Zhen'er tried her best to comfort her, but she couldn't think of any words of consolation. She sat beside her helplessly. She was in a state like those network card writers who were lying in front of the computer and couldn't type a word when the update time was coming.

In fact, Zhu Zhanji, the big black fat man in the underground, has no intention of being a womanizer now, but just hugs his stomach and looks at his son sadly. He wants to plead for Zhu Qizhen, but he really can't say it.I have to secretly rejoice here for the 10086th time, thanks to myself respecting ministers, caring for the people, being cautious in employing people, severely punishing corrupt officials, or saying that the ministers are at fault, careful investigation, real crimes, and heavy punishment for false accusations ... Otherwise, I have to stay in the pit.

Zhu Zhanji sat on the pony that he brought over, and watched his stupid son struggling in the pit with his face in his hands.

Zhu Qizhen is a fat man, and Hu Hai is also a fat man.

The pit that can accommodate two fat people is not small. The two dug the pit by themselves, and then jumped into it by themselves.

Ying Zheng and Zhu Di stared at them face to face, like two inhuman supervisors.

Zhu Yuanzhang didn't come today, he had an appointment with Borjijin Temujin to fight.

The two emperors/Khans who were born in poverty felt a little sad that they could not meet each other. Yesterday they just checked their eyes on the road and met the right person.

Today each carried a knife, entered the flowers, and began to crackle, clang, ouch.

No one spoke, only the wheezing and wheezing of the two people who were murdered, like a bellows leaking air.

It is implied in the book that the bellows is a manual blower that can blow strong winds in a designated direction. It can be used in things such as iron smelting or silver smelting to effectively increase the temperature of the flame.

Among the people present, only Zhu Zhanji was sitting because he felt tired standing.Although ghosts don't get tired, they feel tired.

Zhu Zhanji asked deeply and thoughtfully: "Grandpa, grandson has a question."

Zhu Di was very satisfied with this big fat grandson who once went to war with him, and asked kindly: "What do you want to ask?"

"Since my grandson came to the underworld, he can only eat and can't do anything. He is still so fat. Qi Zhen has nothing to eat, and he is always tortured. He has to work and dig holes. Why is he still so fat?"

Zhu Di was so questioned that he couldn't speak. After pondering for a while, he kicked Zhu Qizhen who was buried in the ground: "Your father is asking you something!"

Zhu Qizhen rolled his eyes and passed away.

Zhu Zhanji quickly said, "Grandpa, I won't ask any more."

Ying Zheng sneered quietly at the side. He liked Zhu Zhanji more, because this guy was another bachelor. Although his wife would come down to reunite with him one day, he was a bachelor now.The former Hu family didn't miss it, so he was reincarnated, and Wu family lived with his son, hehehe.

If one person is unlucky, it will be very unlucky, and if two people are unlucky, it will be more comfortable. If many people are unlucky together, it is a normal thing.

After a while, the self-healing land arched two useless wastes, and the two went home with their shovels each.

Zhu Zhanji waved goodbye to Fusu, and followed his grandfather home with a ponytail in his hand. His father was too lazy to go out and was sleeping at home.

……

After He Mingjue came to Zhu Yong's command, he was highly valued.

A thousand households have the courage to be unworthy of husbands, have a bit of strategy, don't like women, don't like to drink, don't ask for big meals, don't covet rewards, don't quarrel with others, are dissatisfied with showing off martial arts and bullying others, How rare it is to go home and sleep when you have nothing to do when you are in a battle!

Zhu Yong really wanted to give him a "Most Excellent Thousand Household Award". He had never seen such a person who was so indifferent to fame and fortune, and loved to kill people wholeheartedly.

Others are blind too.

Wanxi Wantong hosted a banquet, and He Mingjue happily went to the banquet. The courtyard was deep, and the banquet was naturally sumptuous. Next to them were two dwarfs performing funny plays, wearing furs and pigtails. One was dressed as a fur boy, and the other was dressed as a Khan, holding a fan in one hand and jade in the other, talked and sang and danced.

Wanxi was polite to him: "Brother He, this place is barren, and there are no singers and dancers who can't be seen, so I asked them to come and cheer."

He Mingjue was very interested: "Brother Wan, you are welcome."

The dwarf who played the role of Khan first played the role of Mark Guergis Khan, who sang: "Call the shameless old thief, you are too arrogant~ You are arrogant, arrogant, unreasonable and domineering~... ..."

The dwarf dressed as a Maoli boy sang: "It's absurd to say a little Khan. It stands to reason that you are the king and I am the minister. The distinction between the king and the minister must be respected~ I am a powerful, powerful, rich, and soldier. You have no power, no power, no money, no soldiers, Khan, what do you rely on to compete with me! Since ancient times, people respect clothes, horses and saddles, donkeys respect hay, ghosts respect coffins..."

He Mingjue: "Pfft~" Donkey respecting fodder?Ghost respect coffin?You people will do anything to rhyme 23333.

Wanxi Wantong didn't intervene, and ate and drank first, and then talked after drinking for three rounds: "Although what these little actors say is rough, it's the reason after all."

There is a maid next to each of the three, holding a pot to pour wine.

He Mingjue took a big sip of wine: "Almost."

The two dwarfs sang more and more joyfully: "Come and kill me, Marco Guerges, oh, Khan, I'm like a dragon swimming in shallow water and being bullied by shrimps, Khan, I'm like a tiger falling into the flat sun and being bullied by dogs~ahah~"

With a word thrown out, the dwarf who played Khan was thrown by a zombie, and fell straight on the ground, pretending to be dead.

"The Maoli boy was overjoyed when he saw it, and he secretly said that I want to benefit from the river and mussel fighting for the fisherman! The little villain who doesn't count is dead and killed, old man, I will go all out to kill people~" He chirped and chirped again Singing and acting, the Maoli boy was played like a mouse stealing oil, with evil eyebrows and mouse eyes, so dirty, he jumped out of the character and stood up straight, and described such a big event as: "The Maoli boy killed Bolai, this is like being treated by a dung beetle. —Rolling a ball of donkey dung is like fighting a weasel —Farting at each other is like fighting widows—****.”

He Mingjue couldn't help laughing, he suddenly found that he liked this kind of vulgar, simple and easy-to-understand little drama.I really can't appreciate the kind of Kunqu opera with three allusions in one sentence, as long as it is funny enough.

Seeing the old man smiling so happily, the dwarf worked even harder: "My hairy boy hides a plot outside and contains a plot... Duoyan Sanwei is back to me, and I am so happy that I am jumping up and down, vomiting and diarrhea, going to heaven and earth, going up mountains and down rivers, and under my coat." The trousers were taken off~ I went quietly to find that beautiful girl!"

The dwarves compiled stories that the Maoli boy named Tuosi as Khan (Molun Khan) because he had an affair with Tuosi's mother, who was called Tuoguang.

Mao Lihai drove the leaders of Duoyan Sanwei to plunder Ming Kaiyuan, Shenyang, Liaoyang and other places.

He also said a tongue twister: "I put my left arm around the naked naked, and my right hand holds the cow's milk. I don't know whether the naked naked is more fragrant, or the cow's milk is sweeter."

Instigated by Meng Ke of Ordos, Gao Li and Tobhan, the Maoli boy killed Mo Lun Khan by mistake.

This is also sung.

The dwarf who played Khan died again.

Mao Lihai raised troops to attack Guyuan; in September, he led his troops to attack Ningxia; he led his troops once across the north of the Yellow River, but Ashi Timur and Aluo, who were afraid of Wala, went out to kill them, returned to Hetao, and stationed in Datong West Road. "I have the intention to go straight to the capital to seize the throne, but I am also afraid that the Ming court will be invincible due to the large number of soldiers. I heard that General Zhu has a good command of troops,

I heard that He Qianhu kills people like chopping vegetables, and wants to serve wine with my head.

I heard that Uncle Wan has fought and won many times, and wants to use my head for meritorious service.

I heard that Master Wan Er is wise and resourceful, and wants to reward me with my head. "

The three of them looked at each other with expressions on their faces, and they were all very satisfied.

The dwarf suddenly turned up his voice: "I heard that Master Wan San is a good man, who is good at using kung fu on women. I want to fight him in a mandarin duck, but I am afraid that I will show my timidity when I am old and weak!"

He Mingjue: "Hahahahahaha!"

Wanxi Wantong: "Hahahaha!" Wait, something seems wrong?

Regardless, my brother must be attacking!Ha ha ha ha!

The last paragraph is highly sublimated, sublimating all the vulgar, vulgar and kitsch things in the front into the main theme.He made a fool of Mr. Wan, and finally demoted the Maoli boy once.

It's fun to uglify your enemies anytime.

He Mingjue took out a piece of gold and threw it over: "Reward."

Wanxi Wantong also threw money on the stage.

The dwarves made a fool of themselves on the stage again, jumping up to grab the money like a monkey, and picking up the money on the ground like a dog, which is very funny.

After they went down, it was time for wine, three tours and five flavors, and it was time to talk about serious business.

Wan Xile herself forgot to say something... probably it's nothing serious.

After drinking, they went back to their respective houses.

This winter was not easy. The Maoli boy committed crimes several times. His combat effectiveness and that of Duoyan Sanwei are actually very strong. They are completely different from the good-for-nothing and lecherous old man in the comic.

Although the top and bottom are united and the soldiers use their lives, it is a pity that the sword has no eyes.

Wanda's life is also very colorful. He and the widow had a fierce fight. When he was transferred to guard a small town, he said goodbye to the widow. He gave the widow a large sum of money and his own token.The widow is also a shrewd person, otherwise how could she hold her accountable? She took advantage of the winter to start collecting leather goods and ginseng, and went to the capital to sell them in the name of the uncle of the country. A well-known businessman.

This is the spring when the grass grows and the warbler flies.

Wan Zhen'er's face was not very good-looking: "Really?"

Mrs. Lu said: "Yes, my concubine wants to buy fox fur for my daughter-in-law. I heard that Chu's fur goods are the best and the price is fair. I didn't know where I went. The shopkeeper is a woman, and... little man He clamored that his place belonged to Wan Sanye, and he dared to beat the government servants. Madam, this kind of thing is not good for your reputation."

Wan Zhen'er's complexion was even worse, and she sighed with her forehead: "I sent that little bastard to the border. I wanted him to learn some lessons and grow up, but I didn't expect him to be so unmotivated."

The wives next to me murmured in their hearts: "It's a skill to find women anywhere. ]

[When my son went to Guangzhou to be the county magistrate, he wrote eight family letters begging me to send his daughter-in-law there, saying that he could not understand what the local women were saying. ]

[It is not advisable to compete with the people for profit and bully the market. ]

[Wan San really doesn't delay any idle business, fortunately the queen only let him be a hundred households, so he can't delay much. ]

After chatting with the wives for a while, the queen ordered: "Bring a pen and paper."

She was going to write a letter to her third brother again, and first introduced Empress Mingde of the Eastern Han Dynasty, who was the founder of "Ziju Zhu".

She quoted, "I went to the Guanlong Gate before, and I saw a family member asking the householders, the car was like running water, the dragon was swimming in the Mashikou, the head of the Lun was green, the leader looked at the emperor with righteousness, and it was not far away." ’ He also talked about the fate of the three brothers of Empress Ma. Ma Liao was honest and cautious, did not love power and fame, devoted himself to loyalty, and disdain reputation, and was finally preserved.Both Ma Fang and Ma Zun, the son of Ma Liao, were convicted of crimes and changed to Danyang as a township lord, unable to serve officials and people.Ma Guang lost power after the death of the queen and committed suicide.

The wives were peeping at the side, wanting to say something, but not daring to say it.

After finishing writing, Queen Wan put down her pen and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, help me to see if there is anything inappropriate, please correct me."

Mrs. Wang Shangshu said gruffly: "Maybe it's because of the different style of writing, or maybe it's because it's abbreviated. There seems to be a stroke missing here."

"The concubine is shallow and vulgar, I just feel that this sentence is a little bit incoherent..."

Yes, these wives helped her catch three typos and two grammar mistakes.

Wan Zhen'er corrected these questions embarrassingly, copied it again, and was at the desk copying, Mai Mai suddenly stepped in and gave a blessing: "I will report to the empress, Zhang Shouyi has returned to the west."

Everyone felt that they had heard of this name before, but they couldn't remember it.

With a click, the bamboo pen holder in the Queen's hand snapped, and the paper was full of ink dots.

"Sad Mother's Day."*3

"Sad Mother's Day."*9

Wan Zhen'er put down her pen, a pure sadness and nostalgia appeared on her face, she stood for a long time with her lips pursed, her eye circles were red: "Don't tell the Empress Dowager about this."

Mai Mai said gruffly: "I'm afraid I can't... This is what Wang Shanggong told the slaves."

"Oops!" Wan Zhen'er hurriedly dropped her pen and walked towards the door, then turned around and said, "Go back."

The wives were quite puzzled: "What's the matter?"

Mrs. Li Xian finally remembered who Zhang Shouyi was: "That's the original Kunning Palace steward's sign!" She woke up the dreamer, and there were explanations for why the empress was sad and why the empress dowager was 'bad'.

Then they asked curiously: "Who is the steward of Kunning Palace now?"

Mai Mai replied, "It's Nanny Gao."