Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui
Chapter 222 The nun and Zheng Dani.
Zheng Dani also likes this nun. She is tall and handsome, and she is good at needlework. She speaks softly and shyly, and is very amiable.
The nun lived in her mansion for two days, took out a red bellyband, and quietly gave it to Zheng Dani: "This is the wish of the poor nun, please accept it."
The bellyband was embroidered with a pair of lotus flowers and mandarin ducks, which made Zheng Dani blush. She took it in her hand and found that the silk was as soft as water, with a charming fragrance.
Like this nun's hands and hair...
Her slender white soft and dexterous hands, black thick and soft hair.These two things made Zheng Dani feel ashamed. Her fingers were thick and her joints were protruding, and her hair was still a little yellow, showing obvious signs of heavy physical labor and malnutrition.
The nun talked with Zheng's mother during the day, always talking about karma, always saying, "Your old man's blessings are in the back." '
Mother Zheng was very jealous of the title 'Madame Zhenying', although with this title she could be exempted from taxes and get a salary, but it made people know that she was almost ruined by Zhang Yuanji, the old lady felt that this was very detrimental to her daughter's marriage.
The nun didn't ask what the orphans and widowed mothers do for a living, but just talked with the old lady during the day and with Zheng Dani at night.The nun's belly was full of stories, and she couldn't finish it for several nights, and she was still telling the biography of Jigong today-except for this pit, there is no Buddhist story that can be told for several nights.
Zheng Dani was fascinated by listening: "Little master, don't go away, sleep with me, and tell me a little longer."
The nun smiled and agreed: "Okay, they are all women's homes, so what are you afraid of?"
Taking off her coat and sleeping together, Zheng Dani discovered that there was a charming fragrance on her body.
It smells like fat powder, but it also seems to be... a strange smell...
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Qiuhu is too venomous. The Queen Mother Wang set up a bow and archery in the Tianshi Mansion, fighting against the paper kites in the sky angrily.
The little girls and daughters-in-law outside the Tianshi Mansion struggled to fly paper kites. After more than a year of persistence, kite flying near the Prince Yi's Mansion is about to become a custom.
The little daughter-in-law helped her sisters, sister-in-law and sister-in-law to fly the kite together, and tried to put it over the sky of King Tan's mansion, so that King Tan could see it.Although the Fuchu always shot an arrow from time to time, it pierced the kite and fell down, although a strange wind blew from time to time, blowing away their paper kites.
But there are many girls of the right age playing together here, and they also exchange embroidered handkerchiefs and small snacks made by themselves here. When they are tired of putting paper kites, they also have to take out the herbal tea, mung bean soup, fragrant glutinous drink, Ziying, etc. they brought at home. Soup to drink.
The little girl who loves to write poetry muttered beside her: "In the scenery of flowers burning in the mountains, the sound of willows lying in the water. Stone horses stand on the road, and paper kites sing in the air."
"Just relying on the power of the wind, Feiteng doesn't know it.
Turn around and go to a high place, willing to take care of this danger.
The clouds waved their wings and sent a trace in the air.
After every sorrow is blown off, what do you want to find? "
Another scholar also came with a paper kite, and began to release the paper kite clumsily.
The little daughter-in-law next to him shouted and asked, "Hey! That scholar, what are you doing here!"
"This is our bitch's place, what are you doing here!"
The scholar said seriously: "Princess Yi is a jealous woman, and the students are going to fight against her."
The young daughters-in-law quit, and gathered around and said: "She is a jealous woman, what do you want to do with you, do you have sisters and sisters who have not left the boudoir? Ask them to fly kites by themselves, and a man will come to us to relieve boredom. It's outrageous!"
The scholar said righteously: "Students have written a letter to impeach me, and the number of female relatives around the prince is constant. How can the etiquette be abolished because of jealousy!" If impeachment goes up, the emperor will know me, and even the ministers in the court will will hear me! (*^▽^*)!
The young daughter-in-law who can run out to fly a kite with her sister-in-law is not from a wealthy family. They have never heard of such a thing, but when they first heard about it, they thought it was very good and wonderful. "exactly."
"Firing arrows is too much!"
"It hurts that we all wear bamboo hats, hum."
The vixen who was squatting on the fence and blowing wildly was shocked!Wow you humans are too unreasonable!I'm just calling the wind and rain here, blowing your kites for fun, tangle two kites together, and I don't care about archery!Why do you doubt me!If you are such unreasonable things, if they are in the mountains, they should be eaten up, and those who can't be eaten will be killed and fed to the cubs!
Hu Shisanniang was very angry, but she didn't feel wronged. She was thinking about what she should do...
Suddenly, the feathered arrows stopped flying, and the bowstring suddenly stopped.
Empress Dowager Wang staggered on the ground with her bow and arrow, suddenly felt dizzy and almost fainted.
Hu Shisanniang jumped over to catch her: "Why... What's wrong with the queen mother?" She accidentally brought out a northeast accent.
Empress Dowager Wang leaned delicately in her arms, holding her forehead with a slender hand wearing a big finger spanner: "Dizzy, suddenly very dizzy."
The Empress Dowager was partly suffering from heatstroke, and partly because she had been looking up at the sky for too long, when she suddenly lowered her head, her eyes went dark.
Just as Hu Shisanniang was about to carry her into the house, she remembered that an ordinary human girl would not be so strong, so she quickly shouted: "Come on!"
The maids who were hiding from arrows in the shade ran out quickly: "What's wrong, Ma'am?"
"Ouch!"
"My lady, what's the matter with you?"
Hu Shisanniang has no experience in housekeeping, so she ordered indiscriminately: "Help the queen mother into the house and lean over. You, you go and invite the prince to come over, and you go and invite the imperial physician. Hmm...bring me a bowl of mung bean soup!"
Queen Mother Wang barely drank two mouthfuls of mung bean soup, but she was still dizzy and nauseous, and sweated all over her body.
Hu Shisanniang sat next to her, drank the rock sugar mung bean soup in one gulp, then sprinkled rose honey, and drank another bowl.
In the Kunning Palace, Wan Zhen'er was dozing off on the beauty's couch. She served her dinner at the Empress Dowager's place at noon. By the way, she ate half a chicken and braised quail eggs, but she was a little full. Enter the moon cakes, full and drowsy.
I put a piece of silk on my stomach, lay here and fell asleep comfortably. I didn't know how long I slept. It was inconvenient to turn over on the beauty's couch. Just when I felt my feet were numb, I suddenly felt relaxed and comfortable.She fell asleep again.
After a while, I woke up, and when I opened my eyes, I saw a woman in plain clothes kneeling on the carpet, beating her legs with both hands. She lowered her head and couldn't see her face clearly.
Wan Zhen'er was startled, squinted and smiled, "Who is it? You're so cute."
Xihong raised her face: "The servants serve the empress."
"Hey, why is it you, get up and talk."
Xi Hong quickly waved her hands: "Your Majesty's kindness, it's a slave's blessing to be able to beat your mother's legs."
Wan Zhen'er looked left and right, Mai Xiaosu, Madam Gao and the others actually avoided it, presumably she spent money to take care of it.She yawned, stretched her waist, and heard a click on her waist. It seemed that taking a nap on the beauty's couch was not good for her waist: "You came to see me because you have something to talk about? Tell me. "
Xi Hong didn't expect her to be so straight-forward, and said nah-na: "Your Majesty, can you send your servants to serve Your Majesty? Otherwise, it's fine to serve Empress Dowager Qian, please don't let me go out of the palace."
"What's the matter? Someone outside the palace wants to steal your money?"
Xihong nodded with tears in her eyes: "Yes, the maidservant is gracious to the servants when they see their family members, and the maidservant knows that the maidservant's old lady has already found a family that does not want a dowry, and asked the maidservant to be a wife for a fool in his family. I have been in charge of things in the palace, and I can manage the house. I beg for the grace of the empress, even if the servants are given to become monks... 555"
Wan Zhen'er pondered for a while, then suddenly laughed: "Xihong, what's your last name?"
Xi Hong glanced up at her anxiously, then quickly lowered her head: "My servant's surname is Li, the plum I ate."
Wan Zhen'er said flatly: "I will enshrine you as Beauty Li and give you a residence in Yonghe Palace. You go to burn incense and recite Buddhist scriptures, and pray for the Empress Dowager Zhou. In a few years, I will mention Jieyu to you again."
Xihong was overjoyed, knelt and took two steps backwards, kowtowed like a chicken pecking at rice: "Thank you for your kindness, thank you, Empress, for saving my life!"
Wan Zhen'er was still leaning on the beauty's couch, lightly shaking the small fan, and said with a smile: "What's the matter, you helped me many times in Kangning Palace, and I wanted to thank you at that time, so I made up my mind. I plan to seal you up after the filial piety."
Xi Hong is skeptical about these words, but these words are not important, the important thing is that she doesn't have to leave the palace to marry a fool!Very good!Niang said, "Although I'm a fool, I'm only in my 20s, I don't beat anyone, my family is rich, and the food I eat is thick and honest."What if you hit someone!Fatty has strength!
"Okay, don't kowtow, I can put the ugly words first, whether it is the glory and wealth, or letting you clean up the common people outside the palace, or our sisters playing cards together for entertainment, but if I know you You can't blame me if you come to the emperor's side."
Xi Hong laughed quickly and said, "Slave maid is the kind of person who doesn't know how to repay her kindness! Madam, don't worry." You are the only one who can still be favored when you are old.
Wan Zhen'er: "Come here!"
The girls who were slacking off in the shade next door all ran over: "What are your orders?"
"The servant is here."
"exist."
The queen sat up, stretched out her hand to pull Xihong up, and wrapped her arms around her waist. This originally thin palace lady became fat after the queen mother passed away. It was obviously caused by eating snacks at ease and sleeping late: "Come here for Li The beauty kowtows, now she is a harem concubine, you all should respect her."
Everyone was dumbfounded, but knelt down and kowtowed.
Wan Zhen'er said quietly again: "I know, you all escaped, she must have used the money. This is outrageous, Xi Hong and I are sisters, how dare you ask for her money? It's outrageous! Not yet Go back." What's even more outrageous is that you actually took the money and went out without leaving anyone to watch her, what if she wants to murder me?Xihong is here today because she solved my confidant's serious problem for me. I want to treat her preferentially, but I can't let her out of the palace.
Xi Hong was so happy that she was dizzy, and waved her hands again and again: "No need, just treat it as my reward for you."
Everyone who took the silver was a little uneasy, and the empress seemed not very happy.
Wan Zhen'er stood up slowly and stomped her feet: "Come on, go back and move, and transfer that girl named Erhei to Kunning Palace. Grab a watermelon from the well in the backyard, and I'll go see the emperor. "
Jingba watermelon ice is cold, not as cold as a refrigerator, cold and comfortable without hurting your vitality.
When I arrived at the Qianqing Palace, I took it to the tea room and cut it up. I cut out the sweetest melon flesh without melon seeds for the emperor, and gave the rest to the little firemen here.
Of course the little firemen are happy, they have watermelons, but they don't have a well to soak in cold water.
Zhu Jianshen left the memorial and ate watermelon: "I can't take it anymore, I want to eat meat all at once, I want to wear pink clothes, I want to wear red and green everywhere in the palace..."
Queen Wan grinned and nodded beside her and agreed: "I think so, too, there are many boxes of jewelry waiting for me~"
"I'm going to find an excuse to show filial piety, hoo, back then the sun should lead the moon!"
"Fame matters after all..."
"makes sense."
"For the fame of this idea, I just made a beauty for you, Xihong who serves the queen mother."
Zhu Jian was taken aback.
Wan Zhen'er whispered: "Actually, things are not that simple... My mother and queen didn't like me (now she can't see me), so I paid a lot of money to the palace servants of Kang Ning Palace and told them to protect me... Jianshen, you are not allowed to pamper her."
Zhu Jianshen listened to her talk for a long time and didn't remember who Xihong was, so he agreed with a smile: "If I don't go, she will be your concubine, okay?"
"Hmm..." Wan Zhen'er was a little embarrassed, so she pushed him down.
Yu Qian, who was silently watching the emperor's memorial, finally realized that something was wrong, and immediately floated away.
Just about to get to the point, someone came to report at the door: "Report to the emperor, Queen Mother Wang of Tianshi Mansion has passed out."
Zhu Jianshen quickly got up and tied his trouser belt: "What's going on?"
Someone replied through the door: "Go back to the emperor, the queen mother passed out from exhaustion when she shot the paper kite with an arrow, the celestial master is in retreat, the princess asked the imperial doctor to treat her."
Zhu Jianshen slapped the table: "These people are really messing around! Send the forbidden army to disperse the women who put the paper kites. If anyone resists the order and refuses to leave, he will be imprisoned immediately! Send Wang Baizhi, Hu Qingni and other imperial physicians there."
"According to the order."
The emperor calmed down his anger, took off his pants again, and prepared to continue.
Just when we got to the point, someone knocked on the door again: "Report to the emperor, the governor of Shuntian Prefecture has something important to ask to see the emperor and empress."
Zhu Jianshen shouted frantically: "No see!"
The person outside the door was a little hesitant: "Report to the emperor, Fu Yin said that he came for an astonishing big case, please ask the emperor to do it no matter what."
Wan Zhen'er couldn't help but chuckle: "Hehe~"
Zhu Jian snorted deeply: "Biography!" Then he lowered his head and bit her mouth: "It will take a while for them to come over, it will be a while." He simply took off his trousers and threw them in the corner, and sat down when he saw people. Behind the table, hem the light blue priest's robe so that no bare legs are exposed.
Queen Wan is even easier. The skirts worn by women reach to the ground, and as long as the lifted skirts are lowered, they can be covered.
In this way, he received Fu Yin, Fu Yin entered the door and gave a deep salute, with a strange and confused expression on his face: "Long live the emperor, and a thousand years for the empress." The emperor was wearing a light blue Taoist robe, and the queen was wearing a white dress. Cover your face.
The emperor frowned, staring at the book on the table absent-mindedly: "The Qing family, what's the shocking case?"
Wan Zhen'er held a round fan in her hand to shield her flushed face.
Fu Yin sorted out what he was going to say for a long time on the way into the palace, and now he can describe the case clearly in just one sentence: "Mrs. In the evening, the nun wanted to do something wrong, she was held down by Mrs. Zhenying and beat up, and it turned out that she was a man named Sang Chong."
Zhu Jianshen's jaw almost fell on the table: "What?" Wait, your sentence is a bit subversive, there is too much information.
The fan in Queen Wan's hand fell to the table with a clatter: "Ah?"
Zhu Jianshen stroked his beard and thought: "The nun is a man?"
Fu Yin said that he was also shocked!My daughter-in-law also likes to go to incense, my mother! "If you go back to the emperor, that's exactly the case. The crimes committed by Sang Chong can be compared to the ten evils."
The emperor asked again: "Dress up like that, sneak into the female family's boudoir and do mischief?"
"According to him, it is."
The emperor and queen looked at each other, this is really a strange case.
☆、Chapter 223 The flower picker Sang Chong
Zhu Jian was in a state of confusion and shock. All the flower pickers he knew were supposed to climb over the wall in the middle of the night, smoke the girl unconscious, or force her with a knife, but he had never heard of such a thing.
The storyteller has never told the story of a big guy in women's clothing!
Wan Zhen'er lowered her head and fanned her fan, then covered her face again: "That person really looks like a woman? Can people tell the difference?"
"Hui Niangniang's words are really similar." Fu Yin thought about it carefully: "He was born extremely white, with a melon-shaped face, trimmed willow eyebrows, and his speech and behavior are very soft and graceful. When Mrs. Zhenying escorted him to the gate of the mansion, , even the lower officials can’t believe it.” Mrs. Zhenying is really fierce...
He paused, and praised Wan Zhen'er again: "It's thanks to Mrs. Zhenying that she can deal with such treacherous and evil people. If someone else's delicate and timid girl sees a nun turning into a man, she will be frightened immediately." She was paralyzed. Mrs. Zhenying was not the case, she was startled, and she retaliated with her old punches. The empress knows people with eyes, and Mrs. Zhenying eliminates harm for the people."
Wan Zhen'er covered her face and laughed loudly: "I just like her!"
After being dazed and shocked, Zhu Jianshen turned to anger: "How many people did that beast harm?"
Fu Yin said: "He is being interrogated, but he refuses to confess. The officials feel that this matter is too strange and unbelievable, so they come here to report to His Majesty."
Zhu Jianshen was stunned for a while. He was really curious about what this person looked like. This case was really unbelievable. It was even more strange than Yanhao Obi who interrupted him twice this time. He immediately got up and said, "I want to be humble." Go out of the palace and try the case yourself."
Wan Zhen'er hurriedly grabbed him back: "Just leave the palace in Weifu, don't go for an in-person interrogation." She kept blinking at the emperor, signaling that she wanted to see it too.
"Oh, yes." Zhu Jianshen also blinked at her, the clothes she was wearing couldn't be seen as a queen, it was the same as the clothes on my body, and she could go out of the palace directly.but!But I didn't expect such a thing, I didn't wear pants.The historian just avoided going out, but he is back now, you can help me find a way, don't ask him to write a sentence in "Chenghua Daily Life Notes" "Emperor is not hakama..." It would be ridiculous!
Wan Zhen'er turned her head and said to Fu Yin: "The Qing family is going to rest for a while, I have something to discuss with the emperor."
Fu Yin immediately said: "I obey the orders."
After he went out, the emperor finished the second half and put on his pants in a hurry. Wan Zhen'er got up lazily and tilted her head: "I want to go too."
Zhu Jianshen said: "Oh, when something like this happens, the censor and other officials who are free will be here. It would be inappropriate for them to see me. I should be impeached for not honestly approving memorials in the palace... Wan Sister, you wear your Jinyiwei over-the-shoulder flying fish suit... Alas, you said they can run around watching the excitement and looking for troubles, why do I have to be honest... Wear powder-soled boots! There are so many memorials, everything needs to be done I'll handle it, alas, what do you think I want them to do? If I don't care about anything, they will dare to take me out!"
Wan Zhen'er thought that it was not easy for me to be a queen, and she was pushed down when she came to gossip, it was so hot, and I had to listen to him chattering endlessly.
Fu Yin waited outside for a while, drank some fragrant glutinous wine, and fanned for a while.
He saw a Jinyiwei Qianhu, wearing a stone blue over-the-shoulder flying fish brocade robe bestowed by the emperor, a hat on his head, and fast boots on his feet. Beside him was a little black fat man in a light blue Taoist robe, smiling and following.
Fu Yin was taken aback, and said to himself: Your majesty... this dress makes you look even darker.
As for the matter of the emperor going out of the palace in micro-clothes, well, well, who doesn't know about it, what's so scary about it.
Fu Yin carefully brought these two 'adults' to the gate of Shuntian Mansion, but saw that the gate of the yamen was really crowded with people, and everyone shouted: "I'm arresting the dead thief!"
"kill him!"
"That prostitute looks like a bitch?"
"I heard from my seventh uncle and grandpa's third niece and son-in-law that the prostitute dressed as a nun is really a beautiful woman!"
"Hey, I don't know if those nuns in the nunnery are male or female!"
There were also boys who escorted their master to squeeze in, shouting loudly one by one: "Get out of the way, make way for our master!"
The onlookers squeezed forward to join in the fun: "Fuck your grandma!"
"Don't squeeze, don't squeeze, my children are all lost!"
"Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah!"
I don't know how the news spread so fast, I don't know why these people like to watch the excitement so much, and I don't know what these officials are here for.
They frantically squeezed towards the gate of the yamen, like retired old ladies who came to snatch eggs for one yuan a catty.
It's also like a group of beggars who want to grab money, rushing to the hell where someone throws money.
There are also some people, although they don't know why they are crowding into the county government office, but so many people are crowding in, there must be something cheap and exciting to watch, and it will be a disadvantage if they don't go.
Several officials who came in sedan chairs just jumped out of the sedan chairs and walked in because the sedan chairs couldn't squeeze in.The crowd made the official hat crooked, the clothes disheveled, the face flushed, and the wheezing and panting.
When they squeezed inside, they found out in embarrassment that two censors had already squeezed into the innermost part of the yamen, standing close to the gate.
The censor asked what was going on here that caused such a mess that the governor did not come out to preside over the situation, but turned his head to stare at these disheveled and unpretentious people, keeping in mind that he planned to impeach them.Hmph, there is no way to leave in heaven, and there is no way to enter hell!
"Silence! Silence!"
"Avoid avoidance!"
"My lord, go back to the Yamen!"
"Get out of the way!" The yamen servants tried their best to drive them away, at least they opened a path only one meter wide for Fu Yinqing. They grabbed the two ends of the red lacquer sticks end to end and blocked them in the crowd.
Fu Yin didn't dare to go first, so he stepped in and bowed after getting off the sedan chair, waiting for the empress to dismount.
Jin Yiwei Qianhu and the little black fat man in royal blue Taoist robe got off their horses together. The little black fat man looked very cute and followed behind Wan Zhen'er, hiding his face in hiding.
Fu Yin said vaguely: "My lord, please."
Wan Zhen'er held on to her belt with one hand, and pressed the handle of the knife with the other, and walked along the path in a hurry. The little black fat man wobbled behind her, nodding slightly.
Fu Yin followed the two of them without complaint, and walked towards the vermilion lacquer gate of the yamen, looking very respectful.
Everyone was a little surprised why he was like this. Jin Yiwei in this dynasty is not as arrogant and domineering as in the previous dynasty. Where did such a person come from?
Yu Shi stared at her sharply, vaguely felt that something was wrong, but couldn't tell the specifics, wanted to impeach this thousand households for being arrogant and domineering, but didn't recognize it.
When Wan Zhen'er walked to the gate of the yamen, she stopped in front of the pair of vermilion lacquered gates.She was a little puzzled, why didn't the door open.
In fact, she didn't know that there were three gates at the gate of the yamen, the Qinglong Gate on the left, and the White Tiger Gate on the right. , Only open when welcoming Shangguan and imperial decrees.
Fu Yin ran over: "Open the gate, open the gate to welcome this lord!"
The censors silently wrote down in their small notebooks: flattery!There is no literati's strength of character at all!Shameless!
Wan Zhen'er touched her face, and she was also a little upset, she was a little dissatisfied with her face that could perfectly pretend to be a man without makeup.
In fact, no one pays attention to her face now, they are all looking at her clothes.A man depends on his clothes and a horse depends on his saddle. Whoever wears a flying fish suit is a great adult.
Seeing the lord of Jinyiwei greeted at the gate, Fu Yin said, "Bring the chair over here, sir, please sit down."
Someone beside him started to snort coldly.The status of Fu Yin is no lower than that of Qianhu. Although when the first emperor was in power, Jin Yiwei could arrest people and put them in prison at will, but this is not the case in this dynasty!How about some face?
Fu Yin dismissed this, you hum your shit, if you know who these two are, you will all kneel in fright.He cupped his hands again: "Your Excellency, there are more, I'm partial to you."
Zhu Jianshen pulled her clothes quietly, and said in a low voice, "Go and sit down, I'll pretend to be your servant. Those two on the opposite side are Yushi...it's annoying."
The witty Empress Wan said: "Your Majesty, please..." She didn't know what Jinyiwei Qianhu called herself, and she usually didn't have to talk to anyone when she came out wearing this dress. Fu Yin judges the case and never disturbs the court. Oh, bring a bench for our little brother, don't tell him to stand, he's so tired."
The censors who stared at this side suddenly realized that it was no wonder that something was wrong. This man in his 30s had no beard. He turned out to be an eunuch!The relationship between the person next to him and him is not that simple.
Zhu Jianshen sat on the small bench contentedly, feeling that he had successfully hidden himself.It's really disrespectful for the emperor to come out and peek at Fu Yin's trial, but it's interesting!
The onlookers are all looking forward to the women's clothing bigwig.
Fu Yin slapped the gavel: "Lead someone into prison!"
Several messengers escorted the criminals out. Sang Chong lowered his head, his head was covered with black hair, only one strand was hanging on his chest, and he walked lightly with lotus steps. When he raised his eyes pitifully, the autumn water seemed to be bright. It is both sad and obsequious.The paddy field clothes on his body were a little messy, revealing his fair and slender neck, protruding collarbone and a pair of white and slender wrists.
There is a poem to praise: lazy to sweep the eyebrows, ashamed to powder the face evenly.
Full of deep hatred, haggard jade spirit.
Sending someone kicked him to the ground with one kick. This is really the land withered and the mountain of jade dumped.
The onlookers were unmoved. In recent years, there have been many singers and dancers in the capital, as well as convicts from rich families who have been auctioned off. All of them are good-looking. Although this kid is handsome and charming, he is not yet As for surprising.
Some frivolous libertines shouted and booed: "What kind of case is this!"
"What's the matter with this little beauty?" "Is this bitch for sale?"
"What is this for?"
"I heard that he is a flower picker?"
"Lily Dafa is good!"
"Oh oh oh!"
Fu Yin slammed the gavel tree hard: "Silence, silence, silence!" He then ordered: "Madam Zhenying, please come out."
The frivolous libertines shouted again: "Here comes the hag!"
"Run for your life!"
"Love my mother! What's the matter with the ground shaking!"
Are there any young people out there who can't read or write, don't know shit, and know how to mess around, boo, yell, and play tricks all day long?The capital is known as the most benevolent place, and there are more people like this.
Fu Yin pointed: "The one who roared at the court will be pulled down and hit twenty big boards." If you say you are booing, you are booing, if you say you are roaring at the court, you are roaring at the court.
Immediately, it was as quiet as a cemetery at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night.
After Zheng Dani came to report to the official, she was left behind by the governor, and let the lady in the inner house entertain her, and at this time she was invited out again.She was not as dazed as before, and she came to the hall to bless her body - Mrs. Fu Yin taught her, she is a married woman, don't kneel down when meeting officials, don't call herself by name - Zheng Dani said: "Ms. Zheng has met your lord."
Fu Yin said: "Mrs. Zhenying, daughter of the Zheng family, you don't need to be too polite. If you have any grievances, please come from the truth."
"I'm not wronged." Zheng Dani pointed at Sang Chong: "I beat him up."
The crowd burst out laughing.What a simple and uneducated girl.
"..." Fu Yin said again: "Ms. Zheng, why are you suing this person?"
"Oh." Zheng Dani said: "He is a man, but he pretends to be a nun, comes to my house to cheat food and drink, and even wants to play an asshole with me. Last night he told me a story, telling me "The Complete Biography of Ji Dian Luo Han" , Speaking of a prostitute who entered the prime minister's mansion at night and talked about the prime minister's beautiful concubine in detail, it was really annoying. Suddenly asked me why I haven't married yet, isn't this annoying, my mother nags every day He asked me again. I didn't say anything, and he asked me if I knew about the thing between men and women. Could I not know! When I was in my hometown, the second sister-in-law next door stole People bully me because my family is small, so they go to my house to be careless on the firewood stack."
Fu Yin: "..."
Melon crowd: Excitement!Wonderful!interesting! /vulgar!vulgar!Second sister-in-law is shameless!
Zheng Dani is really a bamboo tube pouring beans, and she talked all over: "He just touched my hand and said he would teach me, so that I won't be laughed at when I get married and ignorant. Isn't this nonsense! Can a nun understand this? I told her to go back, but if he didn't leave, he still wanted to do something. I wondered why a little nun was so strong, her voice was rough, her hands were not honest, and she fell to the ground only to find out that it was a man. I sent it to you. Zhang Tianshi was beaten by me, a little nun is nothing, dare to be dishonest with me!"
Those onlookers who came over to watch the excitement were belatedly aware of an uproar: "Men disguised as women!"
Scum! "
"kill him!"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Three aunts and six wives are promiscuous matchmakers, that's right!"
"God!"
"Hey, is my son my own?"
Fu Yin is already in despair, the front of the hall is in chaos, will the emperor think that the lower officials have no majesty at all? "...Well, come here, bring a chair over here, and ask Madam Zhenying to sit and talk."
Immediately, he gave a row of gavels: "Sang Chong! What else do you have to say? Just now the messenger has already proven his integrity, but you are a man, what else do you have to say!"
Sang Chong said resentfully: "Reporting to my lord, the villain was wronged, and the villain did not expect to have a woman like her." Originally, the three of them were orphans, widowed and rich, and had no servants. It was the old lady who bumped into it by herself again, how fitting it is!Who would have thought she would be like this!
Fu Yin continued to throw the gavel: "Nonsense! Nonsense!"
The onlookers couldn't help booing: "Is it really a man?"
"That's so pretty!"
"Take off his pants!"
"Let's verify our authenticity!"
"Take off his pants!"
Fu Yin slammed the startled tree angrily, and couldn't help shaking his hands under the table, his hands hurt so much: "This lord and Mrs. Zhenying are here, how dare you show his pickled things!"
The onlookers shut up again, indeed, telling an eunuch to see the dick of a man who cheated and raped many women, hehehehe, that is simply humiliating him!Hee hee hee!Mrs. Zhenying is still an unmarried girl... um.
Fu Yin slowly questioned where Cong Sang Chong's home was, who he learned from, where he had been, and who he had lied to.How many women have been harmed in total? I asked them all.
Sang Chong's expression turned pale: "The villain has cheated more than a dozen women. I didn't expect it to be revealed so quickly. Master clearly said that he would not be arrested..."
Fu Yin was about to explode with anger: "If it takes time, it will become a serious disaster!"
Wan Zhen'er couldn't bear it anymore, and perfectly imitated the arrogance and tone of the managers: "Little brat, who is your master and where does he live? How many other brothers are there? Tell them one by one, maybe our family Do good, and leave you a whole body."
"I won't say it! Left and right are dead ends, so I won't say it, let them continue to harm your wives and children!"
Wow, this is really vicious.
Zheng Dani stood up abruptly, grabbed the Shui Huo Wu Qing stick, and hit her head and face.
Sang rushed forward to hide.
There was only a loud noise and a scream.
Sang Chong's legs were bent twice, originally there was only one bend at the knee.
Fu Yin biubiu jumped out and quickly persuaded her to leave: "Mrs. Zhenying, calm down, don't do anything, we have many instruments of torture,"
Wan Zhen'er said quietly: "Then what are you waiting for? Use it."
It's a pity that this guy Sang Chong is shameless, he just broke his two calves, so he said everything, just like Zheng Dani, he poured beans out of the bamboo tube, and said everything in a hurry.
Master Yu couldn't find Zhu Jianshen in the palace, and when he found the emperor squatting behind the queen in casual clothes, he was so angry that he didn't know what to say.Just as he was about to speak, he heard about this case again, and he almost fainted. He immediately decided to arrest him and his master's soul after the execution, and send them to Zhuang Guo to deal with according to law.
After hearing the trial, the people at the gate of the yamen were reluctant to leave for a long time.
Zhu Jianshen watched the excitement at close range, learned the first-hand information, and under the cover of Wan Zhener, he hid from the censors and left again contentedly.
Yu Qian: "...!"
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☆、Chapter 224
Spring tour, peach blossoms blowing all over your head.
Whose cook in Moshang fried pork?
I plan to pick up a few pieces to eat and eat, and the fat will rest.
Even if you get caught, you can't be ashamed.
Yu Qian spent a lot of effort, and finally found someone to find out Wen Zelan's whereabouts in Peach Blossom Mountain.
Peach Blossom Mountain is a strange mountain, with peach blossoms blooming all the year round. The peach trees grow towering trees, covering the clouds and covering the sun like clusters of pink clouds, several feet high.
The peach trees here never shed their flowers or bear fruit. It is obvious that there are gods doing it, but I don't know who it is.You can often see gods coming in the clouds, drinking, talking and laughing, playing the piano and dancing here.
Yu Qian drifted here and saw that Wen Zelan was the only one in this mountain.
She is really particular, with bamboo mats on the floor, thick and soft pillows, big peaches, grapes, pomegranates, chocolate ice cream and cream ice cream, a piece of black forest cake, and a plate of salt and pepper pigs in the food box next to her. Oil residue and a plate of spicy lard residue, cold rabbit head, Dengying beef, and Shaohuang Erjiu.
Her figure has become slimmer and fitter, her thick arms have become thinner, and the small stomach that seems to have been kicked on her stomach has also disappeared. She wears a loose and loose dress, no belt on her waist, and her hair is loose. , without shoes on the feet, it seems that this place is used as a bedroom.
This is called Mutianxidi.
This is called a Wei and Jin demeanor.
Fourth Sister Wen was lazily lying on the mat, with endless peach blossoms in front of her eyes, she stretched out her hand to grab it casually, and it was a delicacy, hugged it to eat a couple of bites and then put it back, it was cool, how carefree it was.
Yu Qian was a little hesitant when he came close, not knowing whether he should go up and disturb him. Although Zhuang Guo's folk customs are tough and there is no defense between men and women, he always feels like disturbing a fairy who is sleeping under a peach blossom tree. Not quite right.
Wen Si whistled: "Come here, who is hiding like this?"
Yu Qian floated over and cupped his hands: "Wen Xiangu, how have you been since I haven't seen you for a long time?"
"Ting Yi, I'm not very nice. I've made an appointment and don't come, the dwarf really doesn't want to be with me, ╭(╯^╰)╮" Wen Si patted the mat beside him: "Come and sit."
Yu Qian had no choice but to float over: "Why is Xiangu so angry?" She changed into a delicate and loose dress, prepared a sumptuous and delicious food, and waited for someone in such a romantic and poetic place, although Yu Tingyi is not a seasoned veteran, Also know what that means.
"Winning the blind, telling love to the deaf, giving medicine to the eunuch, asking the lame to dance." Wen Si rolled his eyes angrily, "Count me stupid! Count me stupid! Hmph! Come and drink with me."
Yu Qian not only sat down to drink, but also tasted and appreciated all the food around her, and praised her greatly.
It's just that he was sitting one meter away, and separated by food, even if someone came here, they wouldn't misunderstand.
Fourth Sister Wen likes others to praise her good cooking skills, not to mention that Yu Qian is not an ordinary person. She is in a better mood: "What are you looking for me for? I heard that your daughter-in-law fought openly and secretly with others. Don't worry, she won't suffer." , the little princess admires her very much."
Yu Qian was taken aback, he didn't know about this, Madam actually started a political struggle with others?how is she doingIt should have won. Seeing his wife going to court every day with ease, there was no trace of bloody wind at all.
Fourth Sister Wen was eating ice cream spoonful by spoonful. The ice cream was paired with cake. When she was tired of eating, she brought two pieces of salty and spicy lard to adjust it.
Yu Qian spooned a bowl of wine by himself, drank it slowly, and said to himself: You have eaten Zhang Yuanji for more than a year before you lost weight, these are not Zhang Yuanji now.I'm going to get fat again: "Xianggu, how about Ting Yi recommending someone for you?"
Wen Si was unhappy: "Who? Do you use it again?"
"Very useful."
Yu Qian told everything about Sang Chong's crime, focusing on Mrs. Zhenying who arrested the criminal.
Wen Si raised his eyebrows and sat up unhappily: "What's the use of such a scumbag?"
Yu Qian gently reminded: "It can be used as a meal replacement for Xiangu to fill her stomach."
Article [-]: What you said makes sense!I'm going to gain weight again!Grass, these cakes, ice cream, and lard residue are gone!Grass is a little thirsty, eat two fruits.Women's clothing boss!Catch up and sell yourself
The nun lived in her mansion for two days, took out a red bellyband, and quietly gave it to Zheng Dani: "This is the wish of the poor nun, please accept it."
The bellyband was embroidered with a pair of lotus flowers and mandarin ducks, which made Zheng Dani blush. She took it in her hand and found that the silk was as soft as water, with a charming fragrance.
Like this nun's hands and hair...
Her slender white soft and dexterous hands, black thick and soft hair.These two things made Zheng Dani feel ashamed. Her fingers were thick and her joints were protruding, and her hair was still a little yellow, showing obvious signs of heavy physical labor and malnutrition.
The nun talked with Zheng's mother during the day, always talking about karma, always saying, "Your old man's blessings are in the back." '
Mother Zheng was very jealous of the title 'Madame Zhenying', although with this title she could be exempted from taxes and get a salary, but it made people know that she was almost ruined by Zhang Yuanji, the old lady felt that this was very detrimental to her daughter's marriage.
The nun didn't ask what the orphans and widowed mothers do for a living, but just talked with the old lady during the day and with Zheng Dani at night.The nun's belly was full of stories, and she couldn't finish it for several nights, and she was still telling the biography of Jigong today-except for this pit, there is no Buddhist story that can be told for several nights.
Zheng Dani was fascinated by listening: "Little master, don't go away, sleep with me, and tell me a little longer."
The nun smiled and agreed: "Okay, they are all women's homes, so what are you afraid of?"
Taking off her coat and sleeping together, Zheng Dani discovered that there was a charming fragrance on her body.
It smells like fat powder, but it also seems to be... a strange smell...
……
Qiuhu is too venomous. The Queen Mother Wang set up a bow and archery in the Tianshi Mansion, fighting against the paper kites in the sky angrily.
The little girls and daughters-in-law outside the Tianshi Mansion struggled to fly paper kites. After more than a year of persistence, kite flying near the Prince Yi's Mansion is about to become a custom.
The little daughter-in-law helped her sisters, sister-in-law and sister-in-law to fly the kite together, and tried to put it over the sky of King Tan's mansion, so that King Tan could see it.Although the Fuchu always shot an arrow from time to time, it pierced the kite and fell down, although a strange wind blew from time to time, blowing away their paper kites.
But there are many girls of the right age playing together here, and they also exchange embroidered handkerchiefs and small snacks made by themselves here. When they are tired of putting paper kites, they also have to take out the herbal tea, mung bean soup, fragrant glutinous drink, Ziying, etc. they brought at home. Soup to drink.
The little girl who loves to write poetry muttered beside her: "In the scenery of flowers burning in the mountains, the sound of willows lying in the water. Stone horses stand on the road, and paper kites sing in the air."
"Just relying on the power of the wind, Feiteng doesn't know it.
Turn around and go to a high place, willing to take care of this danger.
The clouds waved their wings and sent a trace in the air.
After every sorrow is blown off, what do you want to find? "
Another scholar also came with a paper kite, and began to release the paper kite clumsily.
The little daughter-in-law next to him shouted and asked, "Hey! That scholar, what are you doing here!"
"This is our bitch's place, what are you doing here!"
The scholar said seriously: "Princess Yi is a jealous woman, and the students are going to fight against her."
The young daughters-in-law quit, and gathered around and said: "She is a jealous woman, what do you want to do with you, do you have sisters and sisters who have not left the boudoir? Ask them to fly kites by themselves, and a man will come to us to relieve boredom. It's outrageous!"
The scholar said righteously: "Students have written a letter to impeach me, and the number of female relatives around the prince is constant. How can the etiquette be abolished because of jealousy!" If impeachment goes up, the emperor will know me, and even the ministers in the court will will hear me! (*^▽^*)!
The young daughter-in-law who can run out to fly a kite with her sister-in-law is not from a wealthy family. They have never heard of such a thing, but when they first heard about it, they thought it was very good and wonderful. "exactly."
"Firing arrows is too much!"
"It hurts that we all wear bamboo hats, hum."
The vixen who was squatting on the fence and blowing wildly was shocked!Wow you humans are too unreasonable!I'm just calling the wind and rain here, blowing your kites for fun, tangle two kites together, and I don't care about archery!Why do you doubt me!If you are such unreasonable things, if they are in the mountains, they should be eaten up, and those who can't be eaten will be killed and fed to the cubs!
Hu Shisanniang was very angry, but she didn't feel wronged. She was thinking about what she should do...
Suddenly, the feathered arrows stopped flying, and the bowstring suddenly stopped.
Empress Dowager Wang staggered on the ground with her bow and arrow, suddenly felt dizzy and almost fainted.
Hu Shisanniang jumped over to catch her: "Why... What's wrong with the queen mother?" She accidentally brought out a northeast accent.
Empress Dowager Wang leaned delicately in her arms, holding her forehead with a slender hand wearing a big finger spanner: "Dizzy, suddenly very dizzy."
The Empress Dowager was partly suffering from heatstroke, and partly because she had been looking up at the sky for too long, when she suddenly lowered her head, her eyes went dark.
Just as Hu Shisanniang was about to carry her into the house, she remembered that an ordinary human girl would not be so strong, so she quickly shouted: "Come on!"
The maids who were hiding from arrows in the shade ran out quickly: "What's wrong, Ma'am?"
"Ouch!"
"My lady, what's the matter with you?"
Hu Shisanniang has no experience in housekeeping, so she ordered indiscriminately: "Help the queen mother into the house and lean over. You, you go and invite the prince to come over, and you go and invite the imperial physician. Hmm...bring me a bowl of mung bean soup!"
Queen Mother Wang barely drank two mouthfuls of mung bean soup, but she was still dizzy and nauseous, and sweated all over her body.
Hu Shisanniang sat next to her, drank the rock sugar mung bean soup in one gulp, then sprinkled rose honey, and drank another bowl.
In the Kunning Palace, Wan Zhen'er was dozing off on the beauty's couch. She served her dinner at the Empress Dowager's place at noon. By the way, she ate half a chicken and braised quail eggs, but she was a little full. Enter the moon cakes, full and drowsy.
I put a piece of silk on my stomach, lay here and fell asleep comfortably. I didn't know how long I slept. It was inconvenient to turn over on the beauty's couch. Just when I felt my feet were numb, I suddenly felt relaxed and comfortable.She fell asleep again.
After a while, I woke up, and when I opened my eyes, I saw a woman in plain clothes kneeling on the carpet, beating her legs with both hands. She lowered her head and couldn't see her face clearly.
Wan Zhen'er was startled, squinted and smiled, "Who is it? You're so cute."
Xihong raised her face: "The servants serve the empress."
"Hey, why is it you, get up and talk."
Xi Hong quickly waved her hands: "Your Majesty's kindness, it's a slave's blessing to be able to beat your mother's legs."
Wan Zhen'er looked left and right, Mai Xiaosu, Madam Gao and the others actually avoided it, presumably she spent money to take care of it.She yawned, stretched her waist, and heard a click on her waist. It seemed that taking a nap on the beauty's couch was not good for her waist: "You came to see me because you have something to talk about? Tell me. "
Xi Hong didn't expect her to be so straight-forward, and said nah-na: "Your Majesty, can you send your servants to serve Your Majesty? Otherwise, it's fine to serve Empress Dowager Qian, please don't let me go out of the palace."
"What's the matter? Someone outside the palace wants to steal your money?"
Xihong nodded with tears in her eyes: "Yes, the maidservant is gracious to the servants when they see their family members, and the maidservant knows that the maidservant's old lady has already found a family that does not want a dowry, and asked the maidservant to be a wife for a fool in his family. I have been in charge of things in the palace, and I can manage the house. I beg for the grace of the empress, even if the servants are given to become monks... 555"
Wan Zhen'er pondered for a while, then suddenly laughed: "Xihong, what's your last name?"
Xi Hong glanced up at her anxiously, then quickly lowered her head: "My servant's surname is Li, the plum I ate."
Wan Zhen'er said flatly: "I will enshrine you as Beauty Li and give you a residence in Yonghe Palace. You go to burn incense and recite Buddhist scriptures, and pray for the Empress Dowager Zhou. In a few years, I will mention Jieyu to you again."
Xihong was overjoyed, knelt and took two steps backwards, kowtowed like a chicken pecking at rice: "Thank you for your kindness, thank you, Empress, for saving my life!"
Wan Zhen'er was still leaning on the beauty's couch, lightly shaking the small fan, and said with a smile: "What's the matter, you helped me many times in Kangning Palace, and I wanted to thank you at that time, so I made up my mind. I plan to seal you up after the filial piety."
Xi Hong is skeptical about these words, but these words are not important, the important thing is that she doesn't have to leave the palace to marry a fool!Very good!Niang said, "Although I'm a fool, I'm only in my 20s, I don't beat anyone, my family is rich, and the food I eat is thick and honest."What if you hit someone!Fatty has strength!
"Okay, don't kowtow, I can put the ugly words first, whether it is the glory and wealth, or letting you clean up the common people outside the palace, or our sisters playing cards together for entertainment, but if I know you You can't blame me if you come to the emperor's side."
Xi Hong laughed quickly and said, "Slave maid is the kind of person who doesn't know how to repay her kindness! Madam, don't worry." You are the only one who can still be favored when you are old.
Wan Zhen'er: "Come here!"
The girls who were slacking off in the shade next door all ran over: "What are your orders?"
"The servant is here."
"exist."
The queen sat up, stretched out her hand to pull Xihong up, and wrapped her arms around her waist. This originally thin palace lady became fat after the queen mother passed away. It was obviously caused by eating snacks at ease and sleeping late: "Come here for Li The beauty kowtows, now she is a harem concubine, you all should respect her."
Everyone was dumbfounded, but knelt down and kowtowed.
Wan Zhen'er said quietly again: "I know, you all escaped, she must have used the money. This is outrageous, Xi Hong and I are sisters, how dare you ask for her money? It's outrageous! Not yet Go back." What's even more outrageous is that you actually took the money and went out without leaving anyone to watch her, what if she wants to murder me?Xihong is here today because she solved my confidant's serious problem for me. I want to treat her preferentially, but I can't let her out of the palace.
Xi Hong was so happy that she was dizzy, and waved her hands again and again: "No need, just treat it as my reward for you."
Everyone who took the silver was a little uneasy, and the empress seemed not very happy.
Wan Zhen'er stood up slowly and stomped her feet: "Come on, go back and move, and transfer that girl named Erhei to Kunning Palace. Grab a watermelon from the well in the backyard, and I'll go see the emperor. "
Jingba watermelon ice is cold, not as cold as a refrigerator, cold and comfortable without hurting your vitality.
When I arrived at the Qianqing Palace, I took it to the tea room and cut it up. I cut out the sweetest melon flesh without melon seeds for the emperor, and gave the rest to the little firemen here.
Of course the little firemen are happy, they have watermelons, but they don't have a well to soak in cold water.
Zhu Jianshen left the memorial and ate watermelon: "I can't take it anymore, I want to eat meat all at once, I want to wear pink clothes, I want to wear red and green everywhere in the palace..."
Queen Wan grinned and nodded beside her and agreed: "I think so, too, there are many boxes of jewelry waiting for me~"
"I'm going to find an excuse to show filial piety, hoo, back then the sun should lead the moon!"
"Fame matters after all..."
"makes sense."
"For the fame of this idea, I just made a beauty for you, Xihong who serves the queen mother."
Zhu Jian was taken aback.
Wan Zhen'er whispered: "Actually, things are not that simple... My mother and queen didn't like me (now she can't see me), so I paid a lot of money to the palace servants of Kang Ning Palace and told them to protect me... Jianshen, you are not allowed to pamper her."
Zhu Jianshen listened to her talk for a long time and didn't remember who Xihong was, so he agreed with a smile: "If I don't go, she will be your concubine, okay?"
"Hmm..." Wan Zhen'er was a little embarrassed, so she pushed him down.
Yu Qian, who was silently watching the emperor's memorial, finally realized that something was wrong, and immediately floated away.
Just about to get to the point, someone came to report at the door: "Report to the emperor, Queen Mother Wang of Tianshi Mansion has passed out."
Zhu Jianshen quickly got up and tied his trouser belt: "What's going on?"
Someone replied through the door: "Go back to the emperor, the queen mother passed out from exhaustion when she shot the paper kite with an arrow, the celestial master is in retreat, the princess asked the imperial doctor to treat her."
Zhu Jianshen slapped the table: "These people are really messing around! Send the forbidden army to disperse the women who put the paper kites. If anyone resists the order and refuses to leave, he will be imprisoned immediately! Send Wang Baizhi, Hu Qingni and other imperial physicians there."
"According to the order."
The emperor calmed down his anger, took off his pants again, and prepared to continue.
Just when we got to the point, someone knocked on the door again: "Report to the emperor, the governor of Shuntian Prefecture has something important to ask to see the emperor and empress."
Zhu Jianshen shouted frantically: "No see!"
The person outside the door was a little hesitant: "Report to the emperor, Fu Yin said that he came for an astonishing big case, please ask the emperor to do it no matter what."
Wan Zhen'er couldn't help but chuckle: "Hehe~"
Zhu Jian snorted deeply: "Biography!" Then he lowered his head and bit her mouth: "It will take a while for them to come over, it will be a while." He simply took off his trousers and threw them in the corner, and sat down when he saw people. Behind the table, hem the light blue priest's robe so that no bare legs are exposed.
Queen Wan is even easier. The skirts worn by women reach to the ground, and as long as the lifted skirts are lowered, they can be covered.
In this way, he received Fu Yin, Fu Yin entered the door and gave a deep salute, with a strange and confused expression on his face: "Long live the emperor, and a thousand years for the empress." The emperor was wearing a light blue Taoist robe, and the queen was wearing a white dress. Cover your face.
The emperor frowned, staring at the book on the table absent-mindedly: "The Qing family, what's the shocking case?"
Wan Zhen'er held a round fan in her hand to shield her flushed face.
Fu Yin sorted out what he was going to say for a long time on the way into the palace, and now he can describe the case clearly in just one sentence: "Mrs. In the evening, the nun wanted to do something wrong, she was held down by Mrs. Zhenying and beat up, and it turned out that she was a man named Sang Chong."
Zhu Jianshen's jaw almost fell on the table: "What?" Wait, your sentence is a bit subversive, there is too much information.
The fan in Queen Wan's hand fell to the table with a clatter: "Ah?"
Zhu Jianshen stroked his beard and thought: "The nun is a man?"
Fu Yin said that he was also shocked!My daughter-in-law also likes to go to incense, my mother! "If you go back to the emperor, that's exactly the case. The crimes committed by Sang Chong can be compared to the ten evils."
The emperor asked again: "Dress up like that, sneak into the female family's boudoir and do mischief?"
"According to him, it is."
The emperor and queen looked at each other, this is really a strange case.
☆、Chapter 223 The flower picker Sang Chong
Zhu Jian was in a state of confusion and shock. All the flower pickers he knew were supposed to climb over the wall in the middle of the night, smoke the girl unconscious, or force her with a knife, but he had never heard of such a thing.
The storyteller has never told the story of a big guy in women's clothing!
Wan Zhen'er lowered her head and fanned her fan, then covered her face again: "That person really looks like a woman? Can people tell the difference?"
"Hui Niangniang's words are really similar." Fu Yin thought about it carefully: "He was born extremely white, with a melon-shaped face, trimmed willow eyebrows, and his speech and behavior are very soft and graceful. When Mrs. Zhenying escorted him to the gate of the mansion, , even the lower officials can’t believe it.” Mrs. Zhenying is really fierce...
He paused, and praised Wan Zhen'er again: "It's thanks to Mrs. Zhenying that she can deal with such treacherous and evil people. If someone else's delicate and timid girl sees a nun turning into a man, she will be frightened immediately." She was paralyzed. Mrs. Zhenying was not the case, she was startled, and she retaliated with her old punches. The empress knows people with eyes, and Mrs. Zhenying eliminates harm for the people."
Wan Zhen'er covered her face and laughed loudly: "I just like her!"
After being dazed and shocked, Zhu Jianshen turned to anger: "How many people did that beast harm?"
Fu Yin said: "He is being interrogated, but he refuses to confess. The officials feel that this matter is too strange and unbelievable, so they come here to report to His Majesty."
Zhu Jianshen was stunned for a while. He was really curious about what this person looked like. This case was really unbelievable. It was even more strange than Yanhao Obi who interrupted him twice this time. He immediately got up and said, "I want to be humble." Go out of the palace and try the case yourself."
Wan Zhen'er hurriedly grabbed him back: "Just leave the palace in Weifu, don't go for an in-person interrogation." She kept blinking at the emperor, signaling that she wanted to see it too.
"Oh, yes." Zhu Jianshen also blinked at her, the clothes she was wearing couldn't be seen as a queen, it was the same as the clothes on my body, and she could go out of the palace directly.but!But I didn't expect such a thing, I didn't wear pants.The historian just avoided going out, but he is back now, you can help me find a way, don't ask him to write a sentence in "Chenghua Daily Life Notes" "Emperor is not hakama..." It would be ridiculous!
Wan Zhen'er turned her head and said to Fu Yin: "The Qing family is going to rest for a while, I have something to discuss with the emperor."
Fu Yin immediately said: "I obey the orders."
After he went out, the emperor finished the second half and put on his pants in a hurry. Wan Zhen'er got up lazily and tilted her head: "I want to go too."
Zhu Jianshen said: "Oh, when something like this happens, the censor and other officials who are free will be here. It would be inappropriate for them to see me. I should be impeached for not honestly approving memorials in the palace... Wan Sister, you wear your Jinyiwei over-the-shoulder flying fish suit... Alas, you said they can run around watching the excitement and looking for troubles, why do I have to be honest... Wear powder-soled boots! There are so many memorials, everything needs to be done I'll handle it, alas, what do you think I want them to do? If I don't care about anything, they will dare to take me out!"
Wan Zhen'er thought that it was not easy for me to be a queen, and she was pushed down when she came to gossip, it was so hot, and I had to listen to him chattering endlessly.
Fu Yin waited outside for a while, drank some fragrant glutinous wine, and fanned for a while.
He saw a Jinyiwei Qianhu, wearing a stone blue over-the-shoulder flying fish brocade robe bestowed by the emperor, a hat on his head, and fast boots on his feet. Beside him was a little black fat man in a light blue Taoist robe, smiling and following.
Fu Yin was taken aback, and said to himself: Your majesty... this dress makes you look even darker.
As for the matter of the emperor going out of the palace in micro-clothes, well, well, who doesn't know about it, what's so scary about it.
Fu Yin carefully brought these two 'adults' to the gate of Shuntian Mansion, but saw that the gate of the yamen was really crowded with people, and everyone shouted: "I'm arresting the dead thief!"
"kill him!"
"That prostitute looks like a bitch?"
"I heard from my seventh uncle and grandpa's third niece and son-in-law that the prostitute dressed as a nun is really a beautiful woman!"
"Hey, I don't know if those nuns in the nunnery are male or female!"
There were also boys who escorted their master to squeeze in, shouting loudly one by one: "Get out of the way, make way for our master!"
The onlookers squeezed forward to join in the fun: "Fuck your grandma!"
"Don't squeeze, don't squeeze, my children are all lost!"
"Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah!"
I don't know how the news spread so fast, I don't know why these people like to watch the excitement so much, and I don't know what these officials are here for.
They frantically squeezed towards the gate of the yamen, like retired old ladies who came to snatch eggs for one yuan a catty.
It's also like a group of beggars who want to grab money, rushing to the hell where someone throws money.
There are also some people, although they don't know why they are crowding into the county government office, but so many people are crowding in, there must be something cheap and exciting to watch, and it will be a disadvantage if they don't go.
Several officials who came in sedan chairs just jumped out of the sedan chairs and walked in because the sedan chairs couldn't squeeze in.The crowd made the official hat crooked, the clothes disheveled, the face flushed, and the wheezing and panting.
When they squeezed inside, they found out in embarrassment that two censors had already squeezed into the innermost part of the yamen, standing close to the gate.
The censor asked what was going on here that caused such a mess that the governor did not come out to preside over the situation, but turned his head to stare at these disheveled and unpretentious people, keeping in mind that he planned to impeach them.Hmph, there is no way to leave in heaven, and there is no way to enter hell!
"Silence! Silence!"
"Avoid avoidance!"
"My lord, go back to the Yamen!"
"Get out of the way!" The yamen servants tried their best to drive them away, at least they opened a path only one meter wide for Fu Yinqing. They grabbed the two ends of the red lacquer sticks end to end and blocked them in the crowd.
Fu Yin didn't dare to go first, so he stepped in and bowed after getting off the sedan chair, waiting for the empress to dismount.
Jin Yiwei Qianhu and the little black fat man in royal blue Taoist robe got off their horses together. The little black fat man looked very cute and followed behind Wan Zhen'er, hiding his face in hiding.
Fu Yin said vaguely: "My lord, please."
Wan Zhen'er held on to her belt with one hand, and pressed the handle of the knife with the other, and walked along the path in a hurry. The little black fat man wobbled behind her, nodding slightly.
Fu Yin followed the two of them without complaint, and walked towards the vermilion lacquer gate of the yamen, looking very respectful.
Everyone was a little surprised why he was like this. Jin Yiwei in this dynasty is not as arrogant and domineering as in the previous dynasty. Where did such a person come from?
Yu Shi stared at her sharply, vaguely felt that something was wrong, but couldn't tell the specifics, wanted to impeach this thousand households for being arrogant and domineering, but didn't recognize it.
When Wan Zhen'er walked to the gate of the yamen, she stopped in front of the pair of vermilion lacquered gates.She was a little puzzled, why didn't the door open.
In fact, she didn't know that there were three gates at the gate of the yamen, the Qinglong Gate on the left, and the White Tiger Gate on the right. , Only open when welcoming Shangguan and imperial decrees.
Fu Yin ran over: "Open the gate, open the gate to welcome this lord!"
The censors silently wrote down in their small notebooks: flattery!There is no literati's strength of character at all!Shameless!
Wan Zhen'er touched her face, and she was also a little upset, she was a little dissatisfied with her face that could perfectly pretend to be a man without makeup.
In fact, no one pays attention to her face now, they are all looking at her clothes.A man depends on his clothes and a horse depends on his saddle. Whoever wears a flying fish suit is a great adult.
Seeing the lord of Jinyiwei greeted at the gate, Fu Yin said, "Bring the chair over here, sir, please sit down."
Someone beside him started to snort coldly.The status of Fu Yin is no lower than that of Qianhu. Although when the first emperor was in power, Jin Yiwei could arrest people and put them in prison at will, but this is not the case in this dynasty!How about some face?
Fu Yin dismissed this, you hum your shit, if you know who these two are, you will all kneel in fright.He cupped his hands again: "Your Excellency, there are more, I'm partial to you."
Zhu Jianshen pulled her clothes quietly, and said in a low voice, "Go and sit down, I'll pretend to be your servant. Those two on the opposite side are Yushi...it's annoying."
The witty Empress Wan said: "Your Majesty, please..." She didn't know what Jinyiwei Qianhu called herself, and she usually didn't have to talk to anyone when she came out wearing this dress. Fu Yin judges the case and never disturbs the court. Oh, bring a bench for our little brother, don't tell him to stand, he's so tired."
The censors who stared at this side suddenly realized that it was no wonder that something was wrong. This man in his 30s had no beard. He turned out to be an eunuch!The relationship between the person next to him and him is not that simple.
Zhu Jianshen sat on the small bench contentedly, feeling that he had successfully hidden himself.It's really disrespectful for the emperor to come out and peek at Fu Yin's trial, but it's interesting!
The onlookers are all looking forward to the women's clothing bigwig.
Fu Yin slapped the gavel: "Lead someone into prison!"
Several messengers escorted the criminals out. Sang Chong lowered his head, his head was covered with black hair, only one strand was hanging on his chest, and he walked lightly with lotus steps. When he raised his eyes pitifully, the autumn water seemed to be bright. It is both sad and obsequious.The paddy field clothes on his body were a little messy, revealing his fair and slender neck, protruding collarbone and a pair of white and slender wrists.
There is a poem to praise: lazy to sweep the eyebrows, ashamed to powder the face evenly.
Full of deep hatred, haggard jade spirit.
Sending someone kicked him to the ground with one kick. This is really the land withered and the mountain of jade dumped.
The onlookers were unmoved. In recent years, there have been many singers and dancers in the capital, as well as convicts from rich families who have been auctioned off. All of them are good-looking. Although this kid is handsome and charming, he is not yet As for surprising.
Some frivolous libertines shouted and booed: "What kind of case is this!"
"What's the matter with this little beauty?" "Is this bitch for sale?"
"What is this for?"
"I heard that he is a flower picker?"
"Lily Dafa is good!"
"Oh oh oh!"
Fu Yin slammed the gavel tree hard: "Silence, silence, silence!" He then ordered: "Madam Zhenying, please come out."
The frivolous libertines shouted again: "Here comes the hag!"
"Run for your life!"
"Love my mother! What's the matter with the ground shaking!"
Are there any young people out there who can't read or write, don't know shit, and know how to mess around, boo, yell, and play tricks all day long?The capital is known as the most benevolent place, and there are more people like this.
Fu Yin pointed: "The one who roared at the court will be pulled down and hit twenty big boards." If you say you are booing, you are booing, if you say you are roaring at the court, you are roaring at the court.
Immediately, it was as quiet as a cemetery at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night.
After Zheng Dani came to report to the official, she was left behind by the governor, and let the lady in the inner house entertain her, and at this time she was invited out again.She was not as dazed as before, and she came to the hall to bless her body - Mrs. Fu Yin taught her, she is a married woman, don't kneel down when meeting officials, don't call herself by name - Zheng Dani said: "Ms. Zheng has met your lord."
Fu Yin said: "Mrs. Zhenying, daughter of the Zheng family, you don't need to be too polite. If you have any grievances, please come from the truth."
"I'm not wronged." Zheng Dani pointed at Sang Chong: "I beat him up."
The crowd burst out laughing.What a simple and uneducated girl.
"..." Fu Yin said again: "Ms. Zheng, why are you suing this person?"
"Oh." Zheng Dani said: "He is a man, but he pretends to be a nun, comes to my house to cheat food and drink, and even wants to play an asshole with me. Last night he told me a story, telling me "The Complete Biography of Ji Dian Luo Han" , Speaking of a prostitute who entered the prime minister's mansion at night and talked about the prime minister's beautiful concubine in detail, it was really annoying. Suddenly asked me why I haven't married yet, isn't this annoying, my mother nags every day He asked me again. I didn't say anything, and he asked me if I knew about the thing between men and women. Could I not know! When I was in my hometown, the second sister-in-law next door stole People bully me because my family is small, so they go to my house to be careless on the firewood stack."
Fu Yin: "..."
Melon crowd: Excitement!Wonderful!interesting! /vulgar!vulgar!Second sister-in-law is shameless!
Zheng Dani is really a bamboo tube pouring beans, and she talked all over: "He just touched my hand and said he would teach me, so that I won't be laughed at when I get married and ignorant. Isn't this nonsense! Can a nun understand this? I told her to go back, but if he didn't leave, he still wanted to do something. I wondered why a little nun was so strong, her voice was rough, her hands were not honest, and she fell to the ground only to find out that it was a man. I sent it to you. Zhang Tianshi was beaten by me, a little nun is nothing, dare to be dishonest with me!"
Those onlookers who came over to watch the excitement were belatedly aware of an uproar: "Men disguised as women!"
Scum! "
"kill him!"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Three aunts and six wives are promiscuous matchmakers, that's right!"
"God!"
"Hey, is my son my own?"
Fu Yin is already in despair, the front of the hall is in chaos, will the emperor think that the lower officials have no majesty at all? "...Well, come here, bring a chair over here, and ask Madam Zhenying to sit and talk."
Immediately, he gave a row of gavels: "Sang Chong! What else do you have to say? Just now the messenger has already proven his integrity, but you are a man, what else do you have to say!"
Sang Chong said resentfully: "Reporting to my lord, the villain was wronged, and the villain did not expect to have a woman like her." Originally, the three of them were orphans, widowed and rich, and had no servants. It was the old lady who bumped into it by herself again, how fitting it is!Who would have thought she would be like this!
Fu Yin continued to throw the gavel: "Nonsense! Nonsense!"
The onlookers couldn't help booing: "Is it really a man?"
"That's so pretty!"
"Take off his pants!"
"Let's verify our authenticity!"
"Take off his pants!"
Fu Yin slammed the startled tree angrily, and couldn't help shaking his hands under the table, his hands hurt so much: "This lord and Mrs. Zhenying are here, how dare you show his pickled things!"
The onlookers shut up again, indeed, telling an eunuch to see the dick of a man who cheated and raped many women, hehehehe, that is simply humiliating him!Hee hee hee!Mrs. Zhenying is still an unmarried girl... um.
Fu Yin slowly questioned where Cong Sang Chong's home was, who he learned from, where he had been, and who he had lied to.How many women have been harmed in total? I asked them all.
Sang Chong's expression turned pale: "The villain has cheated more than a dozen women. I didn't expect it to be revealed so quickly. Master clearly said that he would not be arrested..."
Fu Yin was about to explode with anger: "If it takes time, it will become a serious disaster!"
Wan Zhen'er couldn't bear it anymore, and perfectly imitated the arrogance and tone of the managers: "Little brat, who is your master and where does he live? How many other brothers are there? Tell them one by one, maybe our family Do good, and leave you a whole body."
"I won't say it! Left and right are dead ends, so I won't say it, let them continue to harm your wives and children!"
Wow, this is really vicious.
Zheng Dani stood up abruptly, grabbed the Shui Huo Wu Qing stick, and hit her head and face.
Sang rushed forward to hide.
There was only a loud noise and a scream.
Sang Chong's legs were bent twice, originally there was only one bend at the knee.
Fu Yin biubiu jumped out and quickly persuaded her to leave: "Mrs. Zhenying, calm down, don't do anything, we have many instruments of torture,"
Wan Zhen'er said quietly: "Then what are you waiting for? Use it."
It's a pity that this guy Sang Chong is shameless, he just broke his two calves, so he said everything, just like Zheng Dani, he poured beans out of the bamboo tube, and said everything in a hurry.
Master Yu couldn't find Zhu Jianshen in the palace, and when he found the emperor squatting behind the queen in casual clothes, he was so angry that he didn't know what to say.Just as he was about to speak, he heard about this case again, and he almost fainted. He immediately decided to arrest him and his master's soul after the execution, and send them to Zhuang Guo to deal with according to law.
After hearing the trial, the people at the gate of the yamen were reluctant to leave for a long time.
Zhu Jianshen watched the excitement at close range, learned the first-hand information, and under the cover of Wan Zhener, he hid from the censors and left again contentedly.
Yu Qian: "...!"
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☆、Chapter 224
Spring tour, peach blossoms blowing all over your head.
Whose cook in Moshang fried pork?
I plan to pick up a few pieces to eat and eat, and the fat will rest.
Even if you get caught, you can't be ashamed.
Yu Qian spent a lot of effort, and finally found someone to find out Wen Zelan's whereabouts in Peach Blossom Mountain.
Peach Blossom Mountain is a strange mountain, with peach blossoms blooming all the year round. The peach trees grow towering trees, covering the clouds and covering the sun like clusters of pink clouds, several feet high.
The peach trees here never shed their flowers or bear fruit. It is obvious that there are gods doing it, but I don't know who it is.You can often see gods coming in the clouds, drinking, talking and laughing, playing the piano and dancing here.
Yu Qian drifted here and saw that Wen Zelan was the only one in this mountain.
She is really particular, with bamboo mats on the floor, thick and soft pillows, big peaches, grapes, pomegranates, chocolate ice cream and cream ice cream, a piece of black forest cake, and a plate of salt and pepper pigs in the food box next to her. Oil residue and a plate of spicy lard residue, cold rabbit head, Dengying beef, and Shaohuang Erjiu.
Her figure has become slimmer and fitter, her thick arms have become thinner, and the small stomach that seems to have been kicked on her stomach has also disappeared. She wears a loose and loose dress, no belt on her waist, and her hair is loose. , without shoes on the feet, it seems that this place is used as a bedroom.
This is called Mutianxidi.
This is called a Wei and Jin demeanor.
Fourth Sister Wen was lazily lying on the mat, with endless peach blossoms in front of her eyes, she stretched out her hand to grab it casually, and it was a delicacy, hugged it to eat a couple of bites and then put it back, it was cool, how carefree it was.
Yu Qian was a little hesitant when he came close, not knowing whether he should go up and disturb him. Although Zhuang Guo's folk customs are tough and there is no defense between men and women, he always feels like disturbing a fairy who is sleeping under a peach blossom tree. Not quite right.
Wen Si whistled: "Come here, who is hiding like this?"
Yu Qian floated over and cupped his hands: "Wen Xiangu, how have you been since I haven't seen you for a long time?"
"Ting Yi, I'm not very nice. I've made an appointment and don't come, the dwarf really doesn't want to be with me, ╭(╯^╰)╮" Wen Si patted the mat beside him: "Come and sit."
Yu Qian had no choice but to float over: "Why is Xiangu so angry?" She changed into a delicate and loose dress, prepared a sumptuous and delicious food, and waited for someone in such a romantic and poetic place, although Yu Tingyi is not a seasoned veteran, Also know what that means.
"Winning the blind, telling love to the deaf, giving medicine to the eunuch, asking the lame to dance." Wen Si rolled his eyes angrily, "Count me stupid! Count me stupid! Hmph! Come and drink with me."
Yu Qian not only sat down to drink, but also tasted and appreciated all the food around her, and praised her greatly.
It's just that he was sitting one meter away, and separated by food, even if someone came here, they wouldn't misunderstand.
Fourth Sister Wen likes others to praise her good cooking skills, not to mention that Yu Qian is not an ordinary person. She is in a better mood: "What are you looking for me for? I heard that your daughter-in-law fought openly and secretly with others. Don't worry, she won't suffer." , the little princess admires her very much."
Yu Qian was taken aback, he didn't know about this, Madam actually started a political struggle with others?how is she doingIt should have won. Seeing his wife going to court every day with ease, there was no trace of bloody wind at all.
Fourth Sister Wen was eating ice cream spoonful by spoonful. The ice cream was paired with cake. When she was tired of eating, she brought two pieces of salty and spicy lard to adjust it.
Yu Qian spooned a bowl of wine by himself, drank it slowly, and said to himself: You have eaten Zhang Yuanji for more than a year before you lost weight, these are not Zhang Yuanji now.I'm going to get fat again: "Xianggu, how about Ting Yi recommending someone for you?"
Wen Si was unhappy: "Who? Do you use it again?"
"Very useful."
Yu Qian told everything about Sang Chong's crime, focusing on Mrs. Zhenying who arrested the criminal.
Wen Si raised his eyebrows and sat up unhappily: "What's the use of such a scumbag?"
Yu Qian gently reminded: "It can be used as a meal replacement for Xiangu to fill her stomach."
Article [-]: What you said makes sense!I'm going to gain weight again!Grass, these cakes, ice cream, and lard residue are gone!Grass is a little thirsty, eat two fruits.Women's clothing boss!Catch up and sell yourself
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