Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

There are two flowers blooming, one for each, and here, Zhou Dalian's last memory was a hideous and terrifying mouth, biting at herself with a stench, she was frightened to death.Once the person died, the soul left the body, and then saw Zhu Jianji squatting on Zhu Jianji's shoulder with a vicious vixen grinning to the sky, she trembled in fright and wanted to avoid it.

As soon as he thought about it, he floated out of Kangning Palace.

After becoming a ghost and floating in the air, the angle of seeing everything is different.

Suddenly she couldn't see the ground or the house, but could only see some vague shadows and real people under the shadows.There was a golden light in the distance that was somewhat dazzling. Zhou Dalian ran over to see a strange handsome man.

Wow, really handsome!

Before she could speak, Yu Qian turned around and disappeared.

Yu Taifu said that monarchs and ministers are different, and I can't talk to the widow of the first emperor.In fact, it was too troublesome. He had been watching coldly for so long, and he already knew that this woman was messing around and unreasonable, so of course he had to run away.

Before the doomed end in the book of life and death, black and white impermanence does not come to greet him, even if he dies, he will only become a lonely ghost.

Zhou Dalian was wandering in the palace, and suddenly saw Concubine Wan Gui shamelessly claiming that she was a good friend with her back then, seeing her arbitrarily meddling in politics, herself, the Queen Mother, taking tea, and her own younger brother being investigated, it made her feel very distressed.

When the funeral officially started, the emperor was wrapped in a fur in linen mourning clothes, and was still jumping in the cold. Concubine Wan Gui was sleeping by the stove in the palace, and she was almost mad to death.

Fortunately, Wan Zhen'er slept for a whole day, and seeing that the emperor's legs were frozen when he came back, she suddenly had an idea.

The next day, a charcoal brazier was placed on the left and right of the emperor, and the two charcoal braziers sandwiched him to roast him, not to mention how warm he was.

And there was a mountain of gold ingots in front of him, and the paper-stacked gold ingots were placed in a basket. Zhu Jianshen grabbed two of them and threw them into the brazier after a while, pretending that he was burning paper instead of heating.

Zhu Jianji was offering sacrifices on the altar beside him. The first thing the young little celestial master did after he became a celestial master was to do things for the queen mother. Yes, the identities of both parties are enough.

Baiyun Temple sent a group of Taoist priests to accompany it. There are many tunes in Taoist music, some of which are very pleasant to listen to.

Hu Shisanniang was not by his side and scared the queen mother to death that day. She was reprimanded by the little cutie and went back to her mother's house in a rage.

During the funeral ceremony, Zhou Dalian did not dare to swear at the street, but whispered to him: "Jianji, I treated you badly back then, I know I was wrong, let me come back to life .You are so supernatural, please, as long as it can bring me back to life, you can do whatever you want."

Zhu Jianji heard it, but pretended not to hear it.If she came back alive, sister Hu would be in danger.

He hastened to recite the mantra and sent her to the supernatural life: "There are many King Kong Mountains in the vast Fengdu.

Lingbao's infinite light hole shines on the lake

Nine secluded sinful souls with incense cloud streamers

The blue lotus of Dinghui gives birth to the god Yong'an"

While reciting the mantra on the altar, He Mingjue hurried over: "Hu Dieyun said she scared people to death? What kind of nonsense is this? Oh! Don't go!" He shook the chain and caught Zhou Dalian's wandering soul. live.

Only then did Zhu Jianji heave a sigh of relief: "Thank you, brother."

He Mingjue waved his hand: "You're welcome." He floated over in a hurry, and carried Zhou Dalian away in a hurry, with an iron lock around her neck, leading her like flying a kite.

Arriving in the underworld in the blink of an eye, he went through the naturalization procedures: "The empress dowager above died, so quickly naturalize her."

Zhou Dalian cried loudly: "You let Ai's family go back! Let me go back! I don't want to die! Help me!"

The judge flipped through the book of life and death: "Lieutenant He Du, the time has not yet come. People who die unexpectedly cannot reincarnate."

Zhou Dalian grabbed the iron chain around her neck and struggled: "Don't die! The Ai family wants to be the queen mother! How can I die if the day is not up? I have only had two years of good life! You can't do this, I am Those who were frightened to death by goblins, the underworld doesn't care about catching goblins!"

"She doesn't need to be reincarnated, she lives with Zhu Qizhen." He Mingjue said in his heart that my cheap little sister was messing around and scared a good living person to death. I!

"Since Brother He said that, then I have nothing to say. It's about their old Zhu family." The judge nodded and called two ghost officials: "Take her to see Ming Qinzong."

The two ghost officials agreed, grabbed Zhou Dalian from left to right, grabbed her and left.

Zhou Dalian struggled and screamed: "Let go of me! Stop! Don't touch Aijia!"

The ghost official ignored her. Since she became an official, which ghost has followed her honestly?not a single one.

Zhou Dalian was dragged away: "You two ugly ghosts! Let go of Aijia! Aijia is the Queen Mother!"

The ghost official smiled: "Little girl, be honest. We have a lot of emperors here, and the queen mother is even more rare than the emperor."

Judge Lu asked curiously: "Brother He, I heard that Mrs. Sister-in-Law is traveling to Zhuang Country. I don't know what you've seen on the way. What are the customs and customs of Zhuang Country?"

He Mingjue talked enthusiastically about the nightmare who bought books, the spider spirit who made clothes, and Zhuang Guo's unreliable imperial exams. His friend's daughter-in-law was too mature in the exam and failed the exam. She was transferred to work by the princess. Xueba, listening to them is very tiring.

Lu Pan and several other ghost officials listened with great interest, this is really fresh.

He Mingjue was also enthusiastic about what he said, and said: "my wife said that Zhuangguo's food is different. Not only are there a variety of varieties and unpredictable changes, but also, um, how should I say um, they are also very beautiful. There is a big octopus that opened a fish ball shop , it chopped off a tentacle, which is as thick as a water tank and more than ten meters long, enough to be sold for many days. The fish balls are particularly elastic, and there are also fish tofu, which are very delicious, "

The crowd gathered more and more, and everyone was drooling.

At this time, an edict was sent down from above: "Guangxi City God intends to rebel and confuse people, so send people to arrest him."

He Mingjue jumped up against the table, his face flushed with excitement, and his eyes widened: "I'll go! I'll catch them!"

Lu Juan: "This..."

He Mingjue pressed one hand on the hilt of the knife, and looked at the crowd: "Everyone, give me a face, don't grab me."

Who dares to compete with him, who can stop a workaholic from sneaking back to work overtime when he is forced to take a vacation?

He gathered 3000 troops under his command and led the army to march.Captain He Du went on vacation, but his soldiers did not go on vacation.

The underworld, Houling Town, and Zhu's mansion always repeat the same old tune, and the familiar rhythm resounds through the alleys over and over again.

Clap clap clap clap.

"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!" A male voice screamed.

Zhou Dalian was carried over by someone without touching the ground, and heard the screams clearly from far and near, and her legs were weak: "What is this sound, what is going on inside! What is this that you brought Ai's family here?" What a horrible place! Aijia is the Queen Mother!"

The ghost official smiled: "Could it be that we will sell you to a kiln?"

"Hee hee hee hee you unscrupulous dead ghost ~ you will know when you go in!"

"I won't go, I won't go!" Zhou Dalian struggled like a live fish that was cut with a flower knife, poured cooking wine and thrown into the oil pan without being photographed - crackling.

The two ghosts couldn't help talking, carried her to the door, kicked the door open, threw her in hard, then closed the door politely, turned around and walked away laughing.

Zhou Dalian slid an arc in the air and landed with a bang.

The ground in the underworld is not the same texture as the ground in the human world, but it still hurts the same when you fall into a ground gourd.

very painful.

She fell to the ground and looked at the scene in front of her with trepidation. A familiar fat man was hung on the beam, and his body was covered with bruises from the beating.

There were several leather whips in the bucket next to it, and a knife was thrown on the ground.

A ferocious old man with a white beard had one hand on his hips and a bloody whip in the other, staring at him coldly and condescendingly.

Zhou Dalian looked up, her eyes widened in disbelief. The fat man hanging on the beam was her husband, the former emperor of the Ming Dynasty: "My lord! What's wrong with you, my lord! Who dared to hit you? My lord, you Why didn't you go to heaven?" Didn't it mean that the emperor would go to heaven after death?Why did he get to the underworld and be abused like this?

The young empress dowager was so frightened that her whole body was cold and trembling.

Zhu Yuanzhang was in a rage—to be honest, he had been in a rage since the grandson died.He raised his foot and kicked this stupid bitch to the ground: "Your ancestor beat him! You still want to go to heaven with these pieces of trash? Think about how not to go to hell! Zhu Qizhen!! You fucking cry What!"

In this era, there is no thought of not hitting women.

When someone breaks the law, it is common to sell his wife and daughter. When Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhu Di were emperors, no one cared about how many court ladies were killed in the palace.Even if it's a grandson and daughter-in-law, it's okay to kill her if she doesn't like it.

Zhu Qizhen cried: "Let her get out! Zhou Dalian, get out!"

I am beaten here, by my ancestors, but I can still bear it, I have brought the blame on myself, if I can't let a woman see me being beaten, then how can I save face!

She is not as virtuous as Qian's. If Qian can intercede for me, what can he do?snort!

Zhu Di was sitting next to him eating melon seeds. For some reason, Zhu Jianji, the grandson, enshrined two baskets of melon seeds, and he was very happy eating them. "Wait a minute, Mrs. Zhou, you were a queen mother before you died, right?"

Zhou Dalian nodded like a chicken pecking at rice. She was sitting on the ground, but she turned over and knelt on the ground: "Yes, yes."

This is a feeling of regaining youth. It was like this when he was young and beautiful. He had to kowtow and salute everyone when he saw him, and his status was the lowest.

Zhu Yuanzhang frowned and looked her up and down: "Why did you die suddenly?" You idle women should live a long time and be very capable of cholera harem.Back then, I made a rule that all concubines should be buried. I blame Zhu Qizhen, a brat, for pretending to be generous and changing things randomly. In the future, if something happens to those young and beautiful concubines who are still alive, I will beat him again. .

Zhou Dalian didn't dare to tell the truth, and said embarrassingly: "The concubine takes the elixir and wants to seek immortality..."

"Hehe." Zhu Di laughed mockingly: "How is it today?"

The news between the ground and the ground is not well-informed, so we can only wait for the news from the new ghost, or the sacrificial oracle from above, and we don't know anything else.

Zhou Dalian's eyes lit up: "Jian Shen is a good boy, but he has a bad eye for choosing a wife, and he only dotes on that Wan Zhen'er. Wan Zhen'er is old and ugly, and comes from a poor and humble background. She is also very jealous and fierce, and dominates him. Let him accept a concubine. He is still involved in politics! Hun Jianshen kills people! She is a bad bastard. Two ancestors, you bring her here!"

"Shut up. If he doesn't mess with you, he can do it with anyone." Zhu Yuanzhang was born among the people, and he has seen many things where his integrity has been lost: "I'm asking about important military and political affairs of the imperial court!" Yu Qian didn't say that the daughter of the Wan family Bad words, that's okay.

Zhu Di said what is this?All my sons and daughters are descended from Empress Xu. (The concubine and the concubine have no sense of existence, and there is no record of who the biological mother is in the official history.) Although he doted on a few concubines later, it was just to relieve boredom.

I know the government well, I never listen to what women say, and my descendants will not be so stupid as to be held hostage by women.Even if he is as stupid as Zhu Qizhen, it is not because he listened to the words of a woman that his country was almost subjugated.Damn it, he listened to the eunuch's words!

Zhou Dalian thought about it for a while: "Last year, I heard that there were disasters all over the country. The palace was very poor and there were no tributes. This year is much better."

Zhu Yuanzhang casually threw the whip into the bucket and continued to soak it: "What else? What is the difficulty of the young emperor's ascension to the throne?"

"He doesn't tell me if he has difficulties." Zhou Dalian thought for a while with a sad face, and said cautiously: "Jian Shen always holds a sutra banquet this year. I haven't heard of it, but Wan Zhen'er goes every time. When you are pregnant, you have to be in the limelight, and you have to listen."

"He also made Zhu Jianji a master of heaven, killed Zhang Yuanji from Longhu Mountain, and said that Zhang Yuanji... trespassed and murdered."

"Also, he sent troops to suppress the rebellion, and he has already won."

The two emperors who had been soldiers and horses all their lives became excited together: "Who was sent? Where is the rebellion?"

Zhou Dalian asked three questions.

Zhu Qizhen hung on the beam and pretended to be dead, pretending that he was unconscious and didn't know anything.

The two interrogated her for a while, and found that this silly girl didn't understand anything except jealousy of Concubine Wan Gui and Zhu Jianji.The father and son looked at each other: [Although the harem is not allowed to interfere in politics, but]

[At that time, I did not allow the harem to interfere in politics, but the queen mother (Queen Ma) and queen (Xu) knew everything. ]

[If it's someone who is close to her, she can't help but tell her about it. ]

[It seems that there is a faint relationship between mother and child]

Since I can't ask anything, I don't bother to waste my words.

"Go to the next door by yourself, meet your ancestors and grandmothers, and go to serve them."

Zhu Qizhen struggled and shouted: "Wait a minute! Why doesn't she have to be beaten?"

Zhou Dalian was so frightened that her legs went limp: "Your Majesty, don't hurt me!"

Zhu Di raised his hand and gave him a whip: "What nonsense are you talking about! She is not a favorite concubine! She has never been involved in politics!" She didn't corrupt the court, didn't lose power and humiliate the country, why did I beat her?She wasn't your favorite concubine back then, but later I saw that the child didn't listen to her, and no one listened to what she said, what mistake could she make?

Zhu Qizhen tried to shirk responsibility, dragged a person into the water anyway, and thought for a long time with his mouth open, but he really couldn't find an excuse!

The door in the corner suddenly opened, and Zhu Zhanji, a chubby Xuanmiao, squeezed in, held his belly and saluted slowly: "Great-grandfather, grandfather."

The two waved their hands.

Zhu Zhanji looked at the woman again: "Are you the Zhou family? The imperial concubine of Qizhen?"

"You are... the first emperor? Grandpa!" Zhou Dalian had seen the portrait.

Zhu Zhanji stroked his beard leisurely: "That's right. Is Madam Sun okay? She is the Empress Dowager now, right?"

Alas, she really lives a long life, and she doesn't feel sorry for me alone in the ground, lonely, desolate, miserable, desolate, and sleeping alone in the cold.The ancestors each had their own queens, and they came in and out together. Originally, it was only Zhen and my son who were alone, but now it's all right, the son's daughter-in-law has come, and there will be another one after a while.

Zhou Dalian said gruffly: "The empress dowager is in good health, and she is full of energy when she scolds people."

Zhu Zhanji: "Yo, are you still swearing?" He walked back depressed, and went back to his mother and grandma to cry.

Zhou Dalian followed in embarrassment, not knowing what to say when she saw those queen mothers in front of her...it seemed like she couldn't say anything.

Zhu Qizhen was whipped for another day, his voice is not as full of energy as before.Not physical weakness, but growing habituation to pain.

If a person lives in pain for a long time, he will become numb.

He is numb.

The ancestors mercifully allowed him to return to their thatched cottage and live with Zhou Dalian.

Zhou Dalian waited on her ancestors and grandmothers for a whole day, and was raped in turns. She hadn't suffered this kind of hardship for many years, and complained: "What the hell is this place, why is it so miserable!"

Zhu Qizhen slapped him and called out: "Shut up! Zhou Dalian, be honest, keep your mouth shut, and don't let me get beaten for your nonsense."

Zhou Dalian gave him a sideways look: "Your Majesty, take care of yourself first. How many people died in the Tumu Fortress, how many years is enough for Lord Hongwu to beat you? Today you want Lord Hongwu to beat me, why should he beat me?" , I have no power or power, and I have not made any mistakes. Unlike you, and even less like that Wan Zhen'er, yo, yo, who keeps meddling in politics and stealing the limelight, for fear that no one will know that she is the emperor's favorite concubine! Tut tut."

Zhu Qizhen was about to explode in anger: "How dare you disrespect me!"

Zhou Dalian shook her small handkerchief: "Your Majesty, hehehe, don't show off your prestige anymore, who here still treats you as the emperor, but everyone treats you as a grandson and me as a maid. That's true, you Even their grandson, I am just the same as when I was young, just a maid. What can I do, wait for Jianshen to burn gold and silver treasures for me, and I will send them to some messengers, so that I can reincarnate properly and be a Everyone is a lady, she was spoiled and raised since she was a child, she loves food and drinks spicy food, hee hee hee. I have heard that emperors from ancient times to the present are not allowed to reincarnate."

Zhu Qizhen felt that this was a great shame and humiliation. A woman dared to talk back.Almost fainted from anger, Zhou Dalian in the past was obedient to herself even though she was greedy and unruly, even so, she thought her speech was vulgar and did not dote on her. Unexpectedly, after so many years, the vulgarity has become even worse: "You you you , you are so bold!"

Zhou Dalian figured it out very clearly, this Emperor Qinmiao is not the Tang Minghuang who was fascinated by Concubine Yang Guifei, he loves Sister Liu and respects Empress Qian. , Give birth to a baby fast!

Why is Aijia being polite to you?No matter how obedient Aijia is, you still look down on me. Now you have no power, no power, no money. You live in a thatched cottage at night and get beaten during the day. What am I doing to curry favor with you!

So the two started fighting, and the straws were flying all over the sky, and the whole house was turned into ashes in the fight.

Sounds like a tough fight, right?

Doesn't match the combat effectiveness of these two people at all?

In fact... the house was built too sloppily, the pillars of the house were only three inches deep, the beams were tied with grass, and the roof was covered with grass instead of straw curtains, and they fell down when they pushed each other Two pillars, and the whole house fell down.

As soon as the house fell, the grass (not straw) on the roof fell to the ground and was blown away by a ghostly wind.

The book implies: for a thatched house that is a little more serious, the roof cannot be directly covered with straw, and the straw will be blown away lightly by the wind.Either bundle the straw into bundles and hang it up, or more serious people twist the hemp rope to weave the straw into straw curtains, and put large pieces on the roof.

When Zhu Qizhen saw that the house he had worked so hard to build for more than two months was destroyed in an instant, his eyes turned red with anger, and he huddled with her on the ground.

Zhu Zhanji heard the noise, Hei Pangpang held his stomach and put on his clothes and went out to have a look: "Tsk."

Go through the wall from the inner courtyard and knock on the door: "Grandfather, can you lend the whip to your grandson?"

Zhu Di was playing with Empress Xu on the bed. After hearing this, he threw the cards in his hand and went to open the door: "What's wrong?"

Empress Xu patted the bed angrily: "What are you doing! I finally won!"

Zhu Di threw the whip to his grandson and came back to pick up the cards: "Don't worry, don't worry, I remember the cards."

Zhu Zhanji wobbled with a whip to persuade the fight, and naturally he persuaded it.

……

The fourth sister Wen is making Zhang Tianshi according to the name of the dish, steaming Zhang Yuanji, roasting Zhang Yuanji, braised Zhang Yuanji, braised Zhang Yuanji, sauce Zhang Yuanji, cured Zhang Yuanji, assorted Zhang Yuanji hot pot, smoked Zhang Yuanji.

She is just a good cook, not a savage. When cooking, she will humanely pat his soul into lambs, bear paws, chickens, ducks, fish, pigs, cattle and sheep.Anyway, animal souls and human souls are just a mess, and there is no difference in taste.

The main thing is to eat a seasoning!And the taste of the ingredients.

"Lend your broth to cook this 'fish' for me."

The octopus spirit shaking his arms and broken wrists hesitated for a moment: "Fourth sister, does this thing smell bad? Oh, why is he still crying?" This is an octopus with a Suzhou accent.

"It hurts. He's crying, so let him go."

Octopus said softly, "This is so unkind, Fourth Sister, how could he offend Nong?"

Wen Si thought for a while, briefly explained his crimes, and then threw him into the broth to boil: "I've lost weight! I've lost three catties! I've only eaten for less than ten days! Have you seen it? It won't be long. We also want to have that slender waist and light palms, hahahaha!"

The 100-year-old lobster man next to him whispered: "Our boss can often lose more than 100 catties." Cut off a tentacle, lost more than [-] catties, and sold it for several days.

Wen Si took out the boiled Zhang Yuanji with a dark face. His soul absorbed the seafood flavor of the octopus soup. Now he can fry the onion, ginger and garlic, add Pixian bean paste and pickled peppers, and then add water to boil. Zhang Yuanji sliced ​​them, wrapped them in egg wash one by one and put them in the pan.

Bring to a boil over low heat, take out and sprinkle with chopped green onion and sesame seeds.

A boiled fish, perfect!