Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

Another 27 days later, Zhang Shouyi went out of the palace on vacation, and when he left the palace at night, he took Wan Zhen'er out and threw it to the black fat man to take him out to deceive the liar.

Wan Zhen'er finally breathed a sigh of relief. The court lady did not have a vacation, nor did she have a vacation for studying. She read and wrote in the morning, learned the rules with Madam Zhu in the afternoon, and had to stretch her legs and stand in the evening. After the Chinese New Year, she had no vacation for three consecutive months , I am really exhausted.The most tiring thing is that at the beginning, I just learned the rules, and then I added reading and writing. In the past 20 days, I added basic martial arts skills such as leg presses and stances.

She felt that she was acquainted with Master Zhang, unlike the time when she entered the palace, she just stood on the footrest, raised her head and said with a smile: "Master Zhang, if I am a boy, I will learn like this." If you go on, you will surely become the number one scholar in both civil and military rankings."

Zhang Shouyi frowned, and stopped the string of pearls and beads in his hand: "Learn Kung Fu from her, but don't learn bragging."

Wan Zhen'er thought carefully for a while: "Grandpa, is she really bragging? Some things sound believable."

Zhang Shouyi raised his forehead, even if you are so stupid, it is hopeless, our family plans to send you to the emperor, that's all, when you come back, I will treat you as a joke for the empress.

It's quite funny to be silly: "Do you really think that what she said about Yu Jianqianli is true?"

Wan Zhen'er held her face in her hands and thought, and said in a nasty way: "Since she can fly over walls, it must be true...the palace wall is so high, can people really climb over it?"

Hearing what she said, Zhang Shouyi also felt that it made sense. The Jinyiwei and the inner masters he had met all kept saying that the palace walls were high and iron walls, and that outsiders could not get in, and insiders couldn't get out. Come and go freely with meat buns, roast chicken and sauced duck, and sneaked into the house two days ago to see what the empress looks like... Could it be?Pooh!Bah bah bah!Jin Yiwei dare not tell the truth!There are so many capable people in the world, think that Shiqian has such ability.

Back at the mansion, Zhang Fu was still guarding the door. Winter went to spring, he changed his clothes, and the guards on both sides held up lanterns: "Master, you are back! What? Master, what do you want to eat?"

Sister Wan also came back?It stands to reason that maids of honor are not allowed to leave the palace. Could it be that she did something wrong and was expelled?

The sedan chair went directly to the second door, and he trotted along beside him: "The cook in our house went to Da Ci'en Temple to study for half a month, and now he can cook vegetarian chicken, duck and goose, as well as Dinghu Shangsu, Luohanzhai, braised winter melon It can make the taste of braised pork, and all kinds of vegetarian fat chickens and ducks can be faked. If the villain hadn't watched him make potatoes (potatoes) into chicken drumsticks, I couldn't believe that those things were real. .”

Zhang Shouyi nodded proudly: "That's how it is."

Vegetarian chicken, vegetarian duck, and vegetarian sausage are all ready, braised winter melon has already been prepared, and Kung Pao gluten is replaced by Kung Pao chicken. Peel the walnuts, add a little cumin, sugar, and red yeast rice, stir, and steam until cooked.Cut into lung-like pieces and serve with spicy sauce.In the future, the garden (in the palace) is called 'Royal Aiyu Filling the Lung', which is considered a snack.

Wan Zhen'er finished a bowl of scallion oil noodles in the kitchen, and went back to sleep contentedly.

Zhang Shouyi ate the delicious food on this table, and chatted with Zhang Fu: "Has anyone bribed our family recently?" Very much looking forward to it!

Zhang Fu hesitated for a moment, and reported truthfully: "There is a county magistrate from the south of the Yangtze River who was recalled to the capital by the officials because of a small mistake. He deliberately sent his daughter to the master's mansion. She looks like a beautiful and charming girl. Flowers and flowers explain words, and they are more fragrant than jade." He said with joy.

Zhang Shouyi was very angry, and dropped his chopsticks: "Wishful thinking!"

Zhang Fu was taken aback: "Master?"

"There are three uses for marrying a wife in other people's homes. First, to have children. Second, to warm the bed. Third, to wash, cook, and sew. Which one can our family use?" Zhang Shouyi snorted contemptuously: "Want to enter the house?" Our family enjoys good fortune in the family mansion, and the family business that our family managed to buy, let the prodigal wives of other families come to eat and drink? Don't even think about it!"

Zhang Funuo said yes, secretly thinking in his heart, my master is different!Other eunuchs like to buy wives and concubines, pretending that they are just like normal men, and they want to have a wife and adopt a son. The master really loves money like his life.

"Tomorrow our family is going to the temple, you ask someone to prepare a thousand pastries, and take them out to spread blessings."

"Yes, sir."

"Tomorrow, Wen Si will borrow Wan Zhen'er, just let her go, and quietly send someone to follow her to see what she is going to do. Also, there is an old man in the capital who is very clever? Have you heard of it? ?”

"My lord, I went to see him, but it didn't work. The old man said that although I have a wife, I will grow old with me forever."

Zhang Shouyi nodded: "Send someone to watch at the old man's door to see how Wen Si got there and what he did."

Zhang Fu was curious, and without asking why, he immediately agreed, "Yes, sir."

Zhang Shouyi said again: "Prepare three boxes of these vegetarian chicken, duck and fish meat, and our family will bring them into the palace tomorrow. One piece will be presented to the empress, and it should be more delicate."

In the early morning of the next day, the fat black man who had been eating and drinking in Zhangfu for many years was carrying a package, and pangpangpang knocked on the door. A quarter of an hour later, he took two plain and fresh steamed buns and walked away with a girl with a male appearance. up.

To put it simply, Wensi ate four more fried dough sticks, Wan Zhener ate two more fried dough sticks, drank half a bowl of soy milk, and then strolled over to the tailor shop.As soon as she entered the door, she threw three taels of silver on the cabinet first: "Dress up my Nier and me so that we look like a rich lady or a young lady. We are going to visit relatives, we must not lose our position."

"Madam, you are wise. It has been said since ancient times that no one cares about you when you are poor in the city, and you have distant relatives when you are rich in the mountains. Look at how my sister is wearing this dress. Needless to say, the stitching is not necessary. Now I can't embroider , but when you look at the material, you can see that only rich people can afford it. It doesn’t matter whether you go to relatives for face or to borrow money, you have to be rich. Rich people borrow money more than poor people Come easy!"

Wen Si grabbed another twenty or so coins and threw them to the clerk: "Go and hire me a car."

Two quarters of an hour later, they changed into silk and satin clothes and went out to sit in the big carriage.

Wan Zhen'er touched her new clothes happily: "Big sister, what are you taking me for?"

"My mother." Wen Si took out a small bag from his arms, which contained a piece of orange-yellow greaseproof paper.It is implied in the book that this is one of the items used in the disguise technique. The juice that splashes out when kneading the orange peel, when applied on the lips, will make the bright lips become sallow and dull, but if the orange is not fresh enough, there will be no juice. La!There are no oranges in summer.The oiled paper is full of orange peel juice accumulated and dried, which can be melted with a little water, and can be used as lip paper.

"I'll pretend to be sick later, so you can just pretend to be frightened and stupid. My sister wants to say that I have been sick for a long time, ask him to help the spirit and ask the gods to cure the illness, and see what bullshit he can talk about." Labor and capital themselves are gods.

Wan Zhen'er bit her finger: "It's really fun!"

"Of course~ It's the most fun to play a liar~ If he can't get angry, it will be more interesting if he turns against me. He can't beat me~" She spread the goose egg powder on her face as if she didn't want money , and dipped a little bit of saliva with her finger, drew circles on the oil paper, got it orange, and applied it on her lips.

Wan Zhen'er giggled, laughed for a while and asked again: "Big sister, are you really a fairy? Can you fly?"

Wen Si seemed to remember something sad, and sighed: "Originally, I would, but I was fooled into participating in the 'penniless + sealed mana + law-abiding + survival challenge', and now I can only do it in the mortal world." Eat for nothing."

Wan Zhen'er couldn't believe it: "...you lied to me, right?"

"Hmm~ No one will believe me when I tell the truth, and I'm not afraid to tell you. Anyway, no one will believe you when you tell me."

Wan Zhen'er leaned back with her hands beside her buttocks, and looked at her carefully. If a fairy looks like this, then I'm a little fairy~

Arriving at the gate of a large and clean house in the west of the city, he said with a handlebar: "Madam, we're here."

Fourth Sister Wen opened the package she brought, took out a silver collar with a longevity lock, and put it on for Wan Zhen'er.

"It's so heavy!"

"Of course it's 20 taels of silver." A collar that weighs more than a catty.She also brought two big, sturdy silver bracelets. Wan Zhen'er has little knowledge, but if she knows a little more about the world, she has to suspect that she is being handcuffed.

Wen Si himself also brought a string of pearl necklaces. This necklace is shining brightly. It is a jewel from the palace and has just been stolen.

The old man holding the shaman has white beard and hair, and has a fairy air. When he saw her, he said: "Madam, you have a fairy fate."

Wen Fake Fatty White: "Old Immortal, where did you say that?"

"There is a faint brilliance on the cover of your sky, can't you see it yourself?"

Wen Si continued to play dumb: "Huh?"

Wan Zhen'er twisted her face and hugged her waist, otherwise she would have burst into laughter: "Mother~" I laughed so hard.

The old god: "Looking at your complexion, it's due to long-term illness and unhealthy liver qi, which is caused by quarreling with others after giving birth. This is not a big deal, but your fairy fate is about to come, and I need to teach you to cultivate yourself first. "This girl's lips are sallow, and her face is completely black, she is going to die.

Fourth Sister Wen said politely: "I would like to hear the details, and ask the old gods to enlighten me."

"Come here, come here with a pen and paper, this old man will help you with the spirit of this lady."

The pen scribbles on the paper like ghosts and talismans.

The old man shouted loudly: "Ah! Sure enough!"

"what happened?"

"According to the three teachings, the sacred fruit of immortals and mortals can only be obtained from the demonic barrier first, and then the Dao can be achieved. If you don't meet the devil, it is iron that cannot be tempered, and it cannot be baked. How can you become steel and make a sword? " The Huayan Sutra says that the boy of good fortune, in order to practice bodhisattva behavior, visited 53 virtuous teachers, used the magic of color, wealth and magic to clarify his nature, and then attained Bodhi. The Tathagata Buddha was practicing in the snow mountain that day, and he was also swallowed by the peacock Buddha mother once. When Patriarch Lu Chunyang came to enlightenment, Han Zhongli tested his Dao heart with ten kinds of demons. He didn’t get confused when he saw color, didn’t take money when he saw it, didn’t complain when he saw regret, and didn’t get angry when he saw calamity. He didn’t give the true pill until the ten trials. Do you understand? "(1)

Fourth Sister Wen didn't understand whether he was trying to cheat money or sex: "You mean, you want me to donate gold and silver and do more good deeds?"

"Exactly, children can be taught."

"Teach your mother how tall you are! Lao Capital is a god!" Fourth Sister Wen jumped up and kicked the old man over: "Old man, how much money have you cheated all these years? Give it to me!"

Daotong and Jiading Huyuan rushed up together, and were knocked down like dumplings.

Fourth Sister Wen ruthlessly pulled their belts and tied their hands behind their backs.At this time, the pants are big, big and loose, and they have to fall down without the belt. Once the pants fall down, although there are obscene pants inside, it is not eye-catching, but they can’t run away.

In short, she robbed more than 5000 taels of silver. The three hundred catties of silver were divided into several times and carried to the car outside, and some rare calligraphy and paintings were taken away together.

Wan Zhen'er was holding a pot, and moved it out step by step: "Big sister, is this called stealing from the rich and helping the poor?"

"Yup!"

"Big sister, are you a Liangshan hero?"

"Me, I'm probably a hero from Yuquan Mountain."

"what"

"Yuquan Mountain is just west of the capital."

"Hahahahaha~ That can also be a Xiangshan hero!"

"Ruzi can be taught!"

3000 taels of silver were placed in her own yard, and the other 2000 taels and antique calligraphy and paintings were brought to Zhang Ye's mansion.

Wan Zhen'er looked excited: "Grandpa~ I'm back~"

Master Zhang was wearing his most plain moon-white Taoist robe, sitting under the grape arbor, playing with the official kiln's five-color beauty cup.I went to the temple and ate another vegetarian meal, which was salty and fragrant. "What did you do today?"

"I'm going to steal the money!" Wan Zhen'er was really strong, and she ran over with a silver jewelry weighing more than a catty: "I stole a lot of money~"

Fourth Sister Wen: "2000 taels of silver, three barrels of calligraphy and painting, and eighteen pieces of porcelain. Master Zhang, please help me cover up the beating and robbery."

Zhang Shouyi squinted at her, and said angrily, "Okay, the money comes quickly enough. You don't even ask our family, if this little money is enough, please move our family."

Fourth Sister Wen chuckled: "Wang Zhen's note, those who kill ordinary people will be exonerated, one thousand one, and those who kill two people, one thousand and five. Jin Ying's note, about one thousand. I didn't kill anyone today, My price for you is high."

"Really~" When Zhang Shouyi heard that his status was higher than Wang Zhen's, he secretly rejoiced, and his face was calm: "How much money did you rob?"

"3000 taels of silver, and these other things."

"Hey, it's just this little money, you gave me two thousand, and you only have one thousand, is it worth robbery?"

"What you said, if I don't go grab it, can you give me 1000 taels of silver? If you sell me, you can't sell me for 1000 taels."

"Our family would like to recommend you to Jinyiwei." Zhang Shouyi sighed: "Unfortunately, you are a woman."