Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

Zhu Jianji, who has always been quiet and beautiful, was a little unhappy after returning home. He drank a cup of tea in the main hall, ate a few sweet red dates, and forced himself to pay his respects to his mother.

If you haven't returned all night, you should send your mother's greetings due to emotion and reason.

Empress Dowager Wang had a very lazy sleep and was having breakfast. Besides fragrant rice porridge and a few side dishes, there was also a plate of sacrificial meat on the table. Sacrificial meat and other items show the concern of the ancestors for the descendants of the tribe, and provide food to maintain the livelihood of the descendants. At the same time, the descendants who receive the sacrificed meat will also be protected by the spirits of the ancestors in heaven.Although she didn't go to the ceremony of offering sacrifices to heaven, King Tan went and shared a large piece of sacrificial meat, as well as gold and silver, between the two of them.

"Ma'am, the prince has come to pay his respects."

"Invite him in now."

Only then did Zhu Jianji step into the room, and bowed deeply: "Mother, the queen is blessed and safe."

"Don't be too polite, come and sit down quickly. Did you work hard today?" The Queen Mother held his face and looked at him: "Why are you unhappy? Are you tired?" The emperor can't let you participate in the ceremony of offering sacrifices to heaven, even though you are very effective , but you can't see it.

"Mother, everything is fine with my son."

"Oh, you, you have an idea in your heart, and you don't say anything to Ai's family. Did you quarrel with the emperor last night?"

"No, brother treats me very well."

"That's what other people look at you... Cough cough. What Aijia means is, did anyone speak ill of you?"

"That's not it either."

The Empress Dowager Wang couldn't bear her straight temper anymore: "Oh, my little celestial master, did you quarrel with your wife? What's the reason? Some people outside the house are disrespectful to you, let's go to the emperor. I heard that some officials object to the emperor's appointment of you as a celestial master, is it because of this?"

"Son, isn't he the kind of person who covets power? To practice Taoism, you must cultivate your body and mind. It doesn't matter what the emperor granted you."

"What is that for? It must be related to the affairs of the Celestial Master. You can't hide it on your face." The Queen Mother Wang took a sip of the porridge and took a piece of sacrificial meat. The large plate of sacrificial meat on the table had already After eating a few slices, it seems that there is nothing missing.

The sacrificial meat represents good fortune and longevity, and must be eaten by the master, and cannot be distributed to the servants. There are only three masters in the Prince Yi's mansion, and they don't eat meat because of Ji Ji. She has to settle the five catties of sacrificial meat with Hu Dieyun... Although I know this is the meaning of the emperor's importance to the Prince's Mansion, but three catties of beef!hiccup!

Zhu Jianji endured and endured, but still couldn't help confiding to others, his eye circles were slightly red, his throat was choked, as if he had suffered a grievance he had never experienced before: "Queen Mother, I... the emperor's elder brother asked Haotian God when he was offering sacrifices to heaven. Please, give me the Taoist talisman, but there has been no response so far, maybe the emperor thinks that my behavior is improper and I can't be a heavenly teacher on earth." The baby wanted to cry.

"What's that called?" Queen Mother Wang quickly comforted him: "You, you just don't understand government affairs."

A beautiful teenager in his teens, with skin as white as jade, with red eyes and pouted: "Huh?"

"Aijia, let me ask you, should God Haotian personally review this matter?"

"Yes."

"If this happened to coincide with the Peach Blossom Festival, it wouldn't be a big deal if the emperor's memorial book was on the desk?"

"what?"

Empress Dowager Wang stuffed another piece of sacrificial meat, biting and biting, chewing and chewing, the meat was so hard, it was toothless.Put the sacrificial meat down with porridge: "I heard that one day in the sky and one year in the ground, isn't it?"

"seems like it."

"I don't know if your matter is enough to alarm the emperor, but as long as a matter is handed over to the emperor, he will either arrange for the minister to take full responsibility, or ask the minister to discuss it, and he can't make a hasty decision."

"Ah, the queen mother knows a lot." Seeing that Ji Xiaokei was happy, she talked with her here for a while, listening to her complain that the sacrificial meat was too hard and not delicious enough.

Of course the roast meat is hard and unpalatable after cooling, not to mention that there is no chili and cumin on the meat...

Empress Dowager Wang suddenly asked: "Since one day is in the sky and one year is in the ground, is it true that the sacrifices at four seasons are sacrificed four times a day to the emperor?"

Zhu Jianji blinked his eyes: "Maybe."

Queen Mother Wang said to herself: That's a bit annoying.

……

Haotian God is not so troublesome, he is just sitting quietly, and he is too lazy to deal with these matters reported from below, it is not a big deal.Ordinary people take life, old age, sickness and death very seriously, as important as Mount Tai, but in fact, what are the vicissitudes of life?

Sitting here quietly like this is called retreat by ordinary people. In fact, people with real practice do not need retreat to enter tranquility. They can calm down anytime and anywhere, and forget everything.

Clearness is the source of turbidity, and movement is the base of stillness.People can always be quiet, and the world will return.

What's the rush about conferring a heavenly master and asking for a Taoist talisman, that child will die of old age in a few days.

The so-called one day in the sky and one year in the ground is not that the speed of time flow is different, and there is no space barrier, how can it be different.The reason for saying this is just because the sky is pure and happy, there is no pain of life and death, and I can be open to some trivial matters, and people who are not careful will worry about certain things.

God Haotian is meditating here, and when he opens his eyes after a while, it is only a short time for him, but it has been a year and a half for the lower part.

(Zhu Jianji: w(Д)w)

The other gods were not like this, they happily spread gossip: "I heard that Master Zhang of this generation is dead."

"He who was beheaded!"

"Tied to the entrance of the vegetable market, someone grabbed his hair and pressed his head, and the knife was rounded~ There was a click, and Zhang Yuanji's head fell to the ground. Before he died, he even boasted: "What a fast knife! "Ha ha ha ha ha"

"Why is Daoist Liu so obsessed with storytelling..."

"This passage is pretty good."

"I heard that his soul was locked away, sliced ​​and steamed."

"Who is so diligent?"

"From the underworld?"

"Hey, who the hell did this? It should be sliced ​​after steaming! Make some garlic sauce and pour it over, tsk tsk."

"I heard that the fat cook took it away in order to lose weight. She should be able to do quite well."

"She's planning to lose weight? That's impossible. The cook has three mouthfuls of light and three salty mouthfuls, and three mouthfuls of neither salty nor light, so she won't be able to lose weight~"

"Yeah yeah, Quan Zhang Tianshi Banquet. Hee hee hee hee hee, is the soul delicious?"

"Hey, what's the point of eating meat? Isn't it just to eat the seasoning, boil the meat in plain water, and roast the meat without seasoning, can you eat it?"

"That makes sense!"

"Yes!"

"Obviously eating flowers and drinking flower dew can make you thin."

"It's too bland and not sweet. It's hard to taste your fragrance."

"Ah."

"Hey, look, Zhang Daoling is here!"

"Come over, don't tell him to run away!"

"Whisper~~ (whistle)"

"Yo hoo~ Where are you going, Brother Zhang?"

"Brother Zhang Dao, don't go, come over and have a chat, okay?"

"Brother Zhang Dao, do you know about that?"

"Brother Zhang stay here~"

Zhang Daoling, who was passing by, was stopped by a group of good people. He had a bitter face, and his face was still a little red: "I don't know, I don't know, don't ask me." It's shameful, why is it so embarrassing!What is missing in the minds of these emperors, why should they support my descendants from generation to generation!I'm going to heaven, you don't care what they do!

"what?"

"That's not what we're talking about."

The little fairy with the petals in her mouth asked, "What are we talking about?"

Zhang Daoling's face became even redder, and he said angrily: "What are you doing to stop the poor Taoist, the poor Taoist has to go back to retreat."

"Retreat? Can retreat be able to avoid things?"

"There are so many gods present, whose descendants are as grandson as your grandson."

Because there are many immortals present, most of them were single when they became immortals, and a small number of them are still single.Even if they are not single, the descendants will live on their own, and they will be lost to everyone, and they will not be sacrificed like the Longhushan lineage.

Zhang Daoling said in his heart that I would kill that son of a bitch and send him to the [-]th floor of hell, but this is not enough, dig a hole under the [-]th floor of hell and bury him in it!

It's nothing if you can't be a god, but since you were a child, you learned Taoism and memorized classics, you can't even be a human being, it's worse than a beast!

"Don't you want to know where Zhang Yuanji is?"

"Don't you want to clean up your unworthy descendants?"

Zhang Daoling's already dark face turned even darker, and he threw all his years of cultivation into the sky: "Where is that little bastard?"

"Guess what~"

"At the ends of the earth."

"In hell~" the gods said nonsense.

Zhang Daoling asked for a long time with a dark face: "Everyone, this is a scandal in my family, don't make fun of it."

The Sanxians are not afraid of him, they are all idle people without official positions, what can they do if they quarrel?How about a fight?It's not just for fun.All the nonsense of Shannanhaibei, saying everything except the truth.

Zhang Daoling's face turned purple with anger, and he threatened: "Brothers, are you so sure that your descendants will not be as useless as my family?"

"I'm sure! I don't have a son, so if anyone can show me whether he is good or not, that would be great."

"That's not recognizing the thief as your father, it's the thief recognizing you as your father."

"puff."

"Hey~ This old man had four sons back then, and the number of descendants is untraceable. However, among them, the worthless ones carry hoes at home, and the promising ones are also loyal ministers and good generals. They are not as outstanding as your family."

"Yes, I heard that little Zhang Tianshi is outstanding in appearance, playing the piano and blowing flute, reciting poems and writing calligraphy, painting Go, playing Shuanglu, wiping dominoes, and doing all kinds of obscene tricks. Why don't you send him to Zhuangguo to be tall and flamboyant?"

Zhang Daoling is about to blow up completely. He is not a good-tempered old Taoist priest. In the troubled times at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the king of lightning strikes ghosts and dominated Longhu Mountain. He personally killed tigers and fought dragons. Just like Zhang Lu, he became a hero for a lifetime, but later he vaguely did not rebel, and was vaguely recruited.

If Zhang Yuanji should go to hell, should be steamed and sliced ​​and dipped in vinegar and garlic sauce, he can accept it, he can, he should, but these people are gone!It is simply unbearable to ask him to lean on the door to prostitute himself!

This industry should not exist!You actually want to provide vitality to this industry that should have died!

Zhang Daoling raised his hand and blasted him with a thunderbolt: "Nonsense!"

"Yo!"

"Why are you so dissatisfied!"

"Copy guy!"

"Don't fight here! If you have the ability to 'do nothing'"

"Why are you polite, let's go!"

Then it started fighting, crackling and splashing, and I don't know who summoned the thunder and lightning to strike down one after another. The lightning and thunder were like special effects, the strong wind rolled the knife, and the sudden waves appeared like invisible tentacles. The battle group was getting bigger and bigger, and the red mist immediately spread, covering a distance of several miles up and down, and began to moisten things and attack silently.Suddenly a yellow sand mountain appeared. The sand mountain was tall and numerous. It looked like sand, but it seemed to be full of quicksand. As long as it got a little bit of sand, a fool would sink people into it.

There are also fierce ghosts with teeth and claws all over the sky, all kinds of horrible and weird illusions, and female ghosts pull out their intestines from their stomachs to strangle people to death, which is disgusting and scary.The high-level illusions used by the gods, of course, have a very real smell and a cold and sticky texture, and there are ghosts with no limbs, five heads, and whirling around like a scorpion, biting people everywhere, all kinds of transcendence Everything you can imagine is here.

There was also screaming, roaring and cursing.

Throwing traps and illusions indiscriminately, you know that the people around you are not easy to kill, so you can let go and mess around!

'A' poured three thousand buckets of seawater into tentacles like waves, rolling people around and tightening them.

'B' chanted the mantra, a gust of wind and snow froze the whole sea, so cold that the gods had to use real qi to resist, of course, in this battlefield, everyone uses real qi to protect the body Protect yourself.

Unfortunately, the fierce fire released from 'Bing''s Vulcan gourd melted all the crackling ice again, this knife is nothing, pinching water avoidance formulas or reciting water avoidance spells, or using body protection to protect the body It's fine.

But the divine thunder that 'Ding' prayed for just struck down, and all the people covered by the sea felt sour.

The sea water strongly transmitted the lightning strikes, and the body of the Sanxians did not directly touch the sea water, but their body shields were close to the sea water, and when the current passed... it was no different from being directly struck.

All kinds of powerful and terrifying group attack skills are deployed, some are well-known methods, and some are experimental methods. This is a ready-made practice field, and it would be a pity if it is not used.

Rather than besieging and beating Zhang Daoling, it is better to say they are messing around together.

In the eyes of ordinary people, the current scene is no less than the end of the world, but in terms of intensity, it is just a pillow fight.

The place where they fight is relatively open, and people often choose to fight here, and they leave after the fight.

Here is the famous "Three No Matters", which is considered to be the wilderness of the fairyland, so the Emperor of Heaven doesn't care, it's far away from the Great Leiyin Temple in the west, the Buddha doesn't care, and it's above the underworld, and the underworld doesn't care.

It is really the best choice for group fights and experiments!

Thunder of the level of Jiuxiao Shenlei needs the approval of Jiutian Yingyuan Leisheng Puhua Tianzun to give it. Generally, if you ask for the talisman table in the lower realm, as long as you can practice enough to send the talisman table up, you will be approved directly. Anyway, it takes a long time. Once, there is no need to worry, other Sanxians will directly approve their requests. He never dislikes being disturbed, and always thinks it is a good thing.

Today, at this moment, he is playing chess with the God of Plague, and they are fighting inextricably. There are always talismans coming to beg for the God of Nine Heavens Thunder. At first, he didn’t pay attention to a few, but when there were too many, he was inevitably distracted. If he didn’t pay attention, he was eaten by the God of Plague. Dalong was so angry that he threw a chess piece: "These guys are endless! Why are you chopping each other endlessly? Where are the golden armor warriors?"

"The servant is here."

"Bring over all the dossiers that prayed to the Nine Heavens God Thunder today."

"Here."

Jiutian Yingyuan Leisheng Puhua Tianzun flipped through the file and was furious: "These loose immortals dare to invite Shenlei when they are fighting privately!"

God of Plague: "Bah! If you lose a chess game, you will slap the table randomly, what the hell!"

Leibu Tianzun pretended not to hear, and angrily went to report to Haotian God.

Although the Emperor of Heaven was still, he still had great powers. He knew that there was an angry Leibu Zhengshen coming at the door: "Let him in."

Lei Buzheng walked in with high spirits, talked about the rituals of the emperor and ministers, and then began to talk about it.

The Emperor of Heaven sat on the sapphire throne calmly, holding the jade in his hand, and quietly listened to the story. Seeing that a certain place begged for the Nine Heavens Thunder 25 times within a quarter of an hour, it was indeed too much. He frowned and said, "Send someone to get it." They came to ask questions."

Three regardless of being surrounded by [-] heavenly soldiers and generals, everyone quietly watched them fight.

Wait until both sides are hurt and then catch them all~

On the edge of the muddy and muddy battle group, someone suddenly realized that the situation was wrong. He glanced behind him and was startled: "Don't fight! We are surrounded!"

"what?"

"Oh really!"

"what's up!"

"Why why why!"

Dare to ask why?They all had to get out of the battle honestly, and stepped forward to ask their acquaintances what was going on.

"Surprised the emperor."

Then, they were packed and taken to Yunxiao Temple for questioning.

Zhang Tianshi had just had a fight with them, but he was not angry - fighting is a good way to calm down and calm down.

The Emperor of Heaven quietly listened to Lei Bu Zhengshen reprimanding them for such nonsense, and simply dealt with all the matters related to the killing of Tianshi Zhang, and read the green words handed down by the emperor below.Um? "Taibaijinxing"

"The poor are here."

Qing Ci fluttered in front of Taibai Jinxing, and the Emperor of Heaven ordered slowly: "Go to the world for a while, and see that Zhu Jianji can be of great use. If you can become a master, you will discuss with several true monarchs and give the heavenly talisman to you. Of."

This sentence looks erratic and lazy, but in fact, the order is very clear and fair.Male immortals who have cultivated to the top are true emperors, and it will be fair and careful to discuss with several true emperors who are excellent in morality, practice, and knowledge.

Taibai Jinxing: "Follow the order."

The Emperor of Heaven sighed, and looked at a group of loose immortals who were bright, clean and tidy on the surface, and said, "People can always be quiet, and the world will return to its past. You must always practice hard."

A group of people below who didn't dare to speak out were amused in their hearts: [What do we need the world for. ]

[You are too kind. ]

[Yo, you really think highly of me, it's good that we can do this]

[Okay, just watch it]

[It's so fresh, if I can do it, why would I want to fight with others? ]

They agreed together: "I would like to accept the training."

The Heavenly Emperor knows that they are not convinced, so what, he is not their real father, so he still cares so much?Just say something, whether you like it or not.I saw the following piece of Qingci, which was written a few years ago. Before Zhu Jianshen became the emperor, he wrote in bits and pieces how difficult it was for Yu Qian, and hoped that God would give him a title.He asked, "Where is Yu Qian, a Ming man?"

The servants in the hall went to investigate immediately, and within a moment, they said, "I become a god from incense, and I am nostalgic for the world and refuse to leave, intending to bless one side."

"Hmm." The Emperor of Heaven thought for a while, it was too difficult for a mere person to bless one party, and when he let go of this matter, he would really start to practice.He closed his eyes and continued to concentrate quietly.

……

Zhu Jianji was also meditating.

He has a "Complete Book of Commonly Used Spells" and he is reciting it slowly. Today, he is not in the mood to recite these things, and the princess is not in the mansion. He is poor and bored and has to meditate.

Taibai Jinxing came to take a look, wow, are you so hardworking?It is the most rare thing to be able to find tranquility in the midst of hustle and bustle, elegance in the midst of prosperity, and simplicity in the midst of extravagance.He sat down beside him, waiting for the child to meditate until he fell asleep.

Falling asleep while meditating is common, and it happens to Taoists and monks.

For two whole hours, Zhu Jianji was just breathing evenly, looking inwardly with his eyes downcast, his sitting posture stretched and straight, and his long eyelashes did not flutter.

(It is simply the nemesis of the word count of novels)

Taibai Jinxing was sitting next to him, using mind reading skills to see how many distracting thoughts and evil thoughts he had in his heart, and there were none at all.

After a while, a pretty girl came in and sat directly in his arms, hugging his neck and whimpering.

Taibai Jinxing was really shocked, beside a vixen, he didn't want to have sex with her crazily, but he was able to keep his body and mind clean and say some serious things.

Don't underestimate young people!Such a person can become a master, and he is not much better than Zhang Daoling back then.

Hu Shisanniang burped: "I'm so full~ rub it for me~"

Zhu Jianji rubbed her bulging belly: "Have you eaten all the sacrificial meat? Don't scare the queen mother, girls from ordinary families can't eat that much."

"That's beef, not chicken. You haven't eaten meat for too long, and you're so skinny, you really look like a little fairy."

"I know, I said it was a sacrificial offering."

"Okay, okay." Hu Shisanniang lay lazily in his arms: "Is that so? My mother kept persuading me to eat more."

Zhu Jianji didn't say anything, and pinched the little fat on her stomach: "Maybe the queen thinks that fat people can eat it."

"I'm not fat!" Hu Shisanniang bit him: "This is the savings for the winter!"

Zhu Jianji snorted, hugged her and tried to hug her, or dragged her into his arms, but he couldn't hug her at all!

Hu Shisanniang pulled his arm and dragged him off the ground: "It's not big or small! Don't always meditate in the room, come out and do some activities! Run around for a while~"

"I don't want to go..."

"Good! Be obedient!"

Zhu Jianji suddenly reacted, and asked sharply: "Are you full?"

Hu Shisanniang sniffled, and said to him from left to right: "Have gods visited this place?"