Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

The executioner of the Ministry of Punishment is a handed down craft. He has practiced killing chickens, ducks and sheep since he was a child, but he never kills pigs.

Because killing a pig requires stabbing it from the side of the neck to let the blood out, so you can’t practice the craft, but killing a sheep can still be related to beheading and skinning. Maybe the emperor will restore skinning day lily, and it can also be used. The ancestral craftsmanship cannot be discarded. Must persist.

A good knife, with broad shoulders, thick back and thin blade, can kill without a trace of blood.It is so bright that it grabs people's eyes, and it is so cold that people are frightened.The purple is slightly blue and the tiles are blue, and there are thousands of rays of light and auspicious colors.

You may think that a Daoxiaguang Wandao Ruicai Qiantiao used for beheading is a bit unscientific and unreasonable, as if a knife used for beheading would not have such a good workmanship.And listen to me slowly.

Uh, it’s nothing, the executioner just took a sip of wine and sprayed it on the knife, and when the sun shines, a rainbow is reflected.

The supervisors above had a shocking reversal. No one expected that Lu Yu, who was nodding and laughing with others just now, turned his face immediately after Marquis Changning left less than 300 meters away: "The time has come!"

The onlookers who muttered and called him a snob bit their tongues one after another.

"Is this the legendary plan to slow down the army?"

"Wow... Lu Shangshu is really the master of Qingtian."

"so amazing……"

The jailer of the Ministry of Punishment was afraid that Zhang Yuanji would utter wild words, swear at the court, or curse the master or even the emperor, so they stuffed a ball of cloth into his mouth.

The executioner also knew who he was going to kill today, a little excited and a little scared, raised his hand to remove the crime mark stuck in his back, and said in a low voice: "Fairy Master, don't blame me, the king of the country is merciless, today The Shangshu beheaded you, and the wrong has its head and the debt has its owner."

Zhang Yuanji opened his mouth and began to twist: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~"

Don't look at him killing more than 40 people, when he gave the order, his face was calm and cold, with a knife on his neck, he almost peed his pants in fright.

The executioner didn't care so much, he gave the assistant beside him a wink, and the assistant reached out and grabbed Zhang Yuanji's hair bun, pulled it forward, and dragged it on the chopping board.

Suffering the neck to death is the best embodiment of man's sword and me as fish.

Zhang Yuanji's whole body was limp. The fresh blood on the wooden block was mixed with the coagulated brown, and there was a slightly sweet stench. He wanted to struggle desperately, but his legs were as heavy as if they had been filled with lead.He tried his best to spit out the cloth ball in his mouth, and shouted in a piercing voice: "I am Zhang Tianshi, who dares to kill me! Aren't you afraid of retribution!"

The executioner was so startled that he couldn't lift the knife in his hand.

Lu Yu, an old man in his 50s, jumped up angrily, tried his best to roll up the wide sleeves of the court uniform, and fished up the long robe, angrily said: "Don't do it yet! Do you want me to hold the knife myself!" The court dress of the court is not only gorgeous, the sleeves and skirts are wide, the hands are folded on the chest, and the sleeves can hang down to the thighs, in order to show the majesty and dignity of officials.

It is also very inconvenient to do it, not to mention cutting people with a knife, and you have to take off your clothes when you go to the latrine, which is as troublesome as wearing a long skirt over a jumpsuit.

Someone in the air calmly and solemnly agreed: "I'll kill you."

Everyone looked up and saw Hehe Zun, shrouded in warm golden light all over his body, wearing a black gauze crown, a plain Taoist robe, a jade belt across his waist, and a golden knife in his hand.

That face is clearly that of Yu Qian in the Yugong Temple.

Yu Qian deliberately changed his beard to make people recognize him, and he became old again.

He is very careful!

"Brother Yu!"

The onlookers knelt down on the ground like dumpling: "Master Yu!"

People in their 20s and 30s burst into tears and shouted, "Yu Shangshu!" "Yu Shangshu!"

Yu Qian knew that he was pushed out by someone.

Fourth Sister Wen was sharpening a kitchen knife beside her: "Hurry up, I'll wait for him to cook! I just got the recipe from the underworld, you won't get fat if you eat it~ you can lose weight~"

Yu Qian felt cold for a while and couldn't say anything, so he could only swallow his anger and cup his hands: "Lu Shangshu, Ning Siqing, Wang Du Yushi." He didn't die for a long time, and he knew them all.

The other two also quickly stood up: "Mr. Yu, please order."

"Yu Gong, you are really a fairy! The great fortune of the country! The great fortune!"

Yu Qian pointed to Zhang Yuanji: "The old man heard that this beast was rampant and disregarded the laws of the state, so he came here uninvited and came to supervise and execute him."

The three looked at the golden knife in his hand: "Mr. Yu, do you want to do it yourself?"

"Brother Yu, please go ahead"

Yu Qian waved his hand with a smile: "Ordinary people deceive the world and steal their reputation, why do I need to do it myself? Where is the executioner?"

Wen Si grunted and sharpened his knife: "The knife is given to you to kill people! Hmph! You have to come out once to support the little black fat man."

Yu Qian did not lose his composure by relying on self-cultivation. Although he knew that Aunt Wen was always unreliable in her words, but you are really a bit too much for calling the emperor a little black fat man!His expression was as usual, and he responded with a smile: "Xianggu, a mere mortal, I don't deserve to let the old man do it myself."

Killing is a vulgar thing, how can you lower your status?Executioners are lowly.

Wen Si said honestly: "Ting Yi, I'm not talking about you. Be a human being. Don't be so ambitious. You can only kill mortals now. You can't beat a ghost king."

Yu Qian: "...Yes."

The executioner saw that the god was so courageous, he slapped himself twice in shame, he was not talking nonsense with a big knife, and with a click of the knife, blood spurted half a foot high, and the head rolled to the ground.

The beautiful young man who grew up in Jinxiu Hei was full of economics, and his mind was full of money and plunder, all of which were wiped out.

An iron lock hangs down out of thin air, and with a clatter, as if something is locked, it drags a painful shadow and disappears.

Yu Qian said a few words of encouragement, and complimented the emperor from a distance, and then disappeared.

The three ministers looked at each other, rubbed their eyes in disbelief, and asked each other: "Did you see it just now?"

"It's not a dream, is it?"

"Really are???"

They got on their horses in a trance, and returned to the palace to reply.

The soul chain in Yu Qian's hand was borrowed from He Mingjue. He lifted up the soul and handed it to the sullen Wen Xiangu: "Xiangnu, calm down, Yu has never killed anyone in his life. Today's matter is said to be the matter of a celestial master. Is it true?" It's a matter for mortals. If I kill him today, the emperor and officials will still be worried if someone else takes the name of a god to do evil in the future. They will have to wait for the gods to speak before they can declare the canonical punishment. There is a saying that it is better to teach people how to fish than to teach them how to fish ..."

He talked about the importance of letting mortals make their own decisions, and not relying on gods.

While kneading Zhang Yuanji's soul into a ball, wrapping it in starch and seasonings, and stuffing it in the steamer, Wen Si nodded vaguely: "That makes sense." She began to brag: "Some people, just Looking forward and backward, thinking too much, let alone being a running dog of a god, when I was a mortal back then, even if I was a real god, I wouldn’t be afraid haha~”

Yu Qian also vaguely agreed: "Xiangu really hates evil, and now Zhang Yuanji's evil is rewarded with evil, Ting Yi should congratulate Xiangu."

"That's right, you should congratulate me! My weight loss plan is about to succeed!" Wen Si lowered his head, pinched his belly, and said to himself: I fell asleep while listening to Patriarch Chen Chuan's lecture.That bastard Zhang Daoling actually pushed me off the tree.Eat your grandson Yo!

"Let's eat together"

Yu Qian sighed quietly: "Thank you, but unfortunately I have no luck."

A day ago, Fourth Sister Wen and Mrs. He Duwei were discussing the issue of weight loss. Mrs. Duwei provided a wonderful way: "Using ghosts in the dishes, the taste and taste can be changed at will, soft or crispy, delicious and delicious not fat.The ghost soldiers often make the ghosts in the oil pan into pancakes, which taste exactly the same, while the mountains of knives and seas of fire have the taste of barbecue.The best ghosts are not damaged after being eaten, and can still float out as they are.The ghost soldiers are all thin and rugged, and they just eat these things. '

Wen Xiangu, who has been struggling to lose weight for a long time, wanted to try it, so she borrowed Captain He Du's soul chain to grab some ingredients.

Use their own wisdom, use nature moderately and cleverly, and obtain simple and delicious food.This is the taste of mountains, wind, sunshine, time and human feelings. (1)

Taifu Yu finally knew how terrible things a woman can do to lose weight!He respectfully found an excuse and went to the palace to meet the emperor.

Zhou Dafu, Marquis of Changning, came to the entrance of the Forbidden City on a horse. He was a relative with a title but no official position, so he could only go through Donghua Gate and Xihua Gate, which was the nearest one.

The guard of the Donghua gate: "Stop! The emperor has an order, you are not allowed to enter the palace today." Although the person who came to deliver the order was not someone close to the emperor, it was the nanny next to the imperial concubine. The queen is more noble, comparable to Xi Shi, and even better than Dugu.

Zhou Dafu was taken aback, and then he was furious: "My boy, you look down on me, don't you know who I am! My younger sister is the empress dowager!"

The guard secretly said in his heart that it's none of my business: "I dare not disobey the emperor's will."

"How dare you refute the empress dowager's face!"

"Huh? Did the Empress Dowager find Marquis Changning to enter the palace?"

"No... yes!"

"Oh, I sent someone to consult the Compassion Ning Palace."

Zhou Dafu flicked his sleeve angrily: "Let's go!" Try another door, what if the emperor only ordered one door?Riding a horse around the imperial city, he sighed: "The emperor and uncle are not close at all. According to me, the queen mother is really confused. If the emperor wants to spoil the enchanting concubine, let the emperor do it. Now this is a mess. For a woman, it is necessary to separate mother and child from one another."

The slaves dare not say a word, this is the emperor's family business, what can they say!

Chow Tai Fook changed the Meridian Gate and refused to let in!He snarled and stared aggressively: "Master, I'm telling you the truth! My master is in a hurry to enter the palace to save people! That celestial master Zhang is about to be executed in the execution ground. If you don't rush into the palace to ask the queen mother's order to save people, it will be too late." .”

The guard said slowly, "Oh, who is going to be killed?"

"It's Tianshi Zhang! Tianshi Zhang from Longhu Mountain!"

"What's up with him?"

"To be beheaded!"

"Why was he beheaded!"

"Being accused of some trumped-up crimes, I think you are really out of your mind! Can't you understand people's language!"

"Huh?" The Meridian Gate guard scratched his head: "Who planted unwarranted charges on you, Marquis Changning? Are you so bold?"

"You big fool!" Zhou Dafu walked away angrily.

The guard rubbed his hands, hehehehe, do you think the uncle is stupid?Offended you for no reason?If the emperor doesn't let you enter the palace, the empress can't do anything to him, can't she deal with me?The three of them had already beheaded someone and went to the palace to revive the order.

Zhou Dafu finally arrived at Xihua Gate, his mouth was dry with anger, and he told the story again.

The guard of the Xihua Gate looked up at the sky, and kindly reminded: "Master Hou, it's already past noon, so it's probably too late."

Zhou Dafu jumped in anger, and rode to Caishikou to have a look, not to mention the execution ground, even the blood on the ground was splashed with water, and the corpse was cleaned up, and his whereabouts were unknown.

"Bastards! A bunch of bastards!"

"Master, shall we still enter the palace?"

"Fuck it!" He went home angrily, everyone was killed, why bother to offend the emperor.It seems that the emperor is determined to kill Zhang Tianshi!There will be retribution!How can there be such ignorant and ignorant people in the world who don't know how to fear the gods and blindly act perversely!

……

The historian hid in the corner and snickered. He had just recorded the incident reported by Lu Yu, which was so funny.

Zhu Jianshen was holding his younger brother's hand, looking at him with a smile on his face: "My younger brother is even more handsome after getting married." He was very curious about the difference between the charming vixen... Legend has it that Daji is a vixen, and it is said that he is very powerful in bed... But he can't ask .Brothers can joke around with women, but they can only joke with concubines, outhouses, and daughters-in-law. Sister-in-law and daughter-in-law must be solemn if they are clan wives.What's more, the official historian is recording by the side!

Zhu Jianji smiled a little embarrassedly: "My brother's voice also sounds very healthy. It's freezing cold, and my brother's hands are still so hot, so he has plenty of energy."

The two brothers sat down on the throne hand in hand. The emperor suppressed his obscene curiosity and asked, "Why didn't the princess come?"

"Sister Hu went to see the imperial concubine. My brother hastily called me into the palace. What's the matter?"

"There are two important things. The imperial concubine is ill, probably due to the occasional cold, please give her a cure."

Zhu Jianji agreed with a smile: "It's not difficult. My brother has a deep affection for his sister-in-law, and a minor illness is also a big deal."

"Hey. The second thing, I have already revealed Zhang Yuanjixiao to the public. When will you become a teacher? How will you become a master? Give me a charter."

Zhu Jianji: Stay!槑!stay!槑!

The emperor stretched out his hand to poke his white and tender face, and asked very confused: "Do you want me to receive the talisman for you personally? How did Zhang Daoling become a celestial master?"

There was a hint of daze in Wang Yi's dark and dark eyes, and he stretched out his hand helplessly. He wanted to grab his brother's hand, but he just grabbed the fat on his stomach: "Brother, what did the Ministry of Rites say?"

"If the Ministry of Rites can come up with an explanation, I still ask you what to do?"

The Ministry of Rites said: Don't ask me.have no idea.The minister resigned.

Throughout history, there have been quite a few people who have been conferred as Daoist priests, all of whom are Taoist priests.There are also a few who have been conferred as Celestial Masters, um, not many who can die, and even fewer who can be passed down from generation to generation.

The little black fat man and the little white thin man huddled together and scratched their heads.

The emperor thought about it for a while and was too lazy to think about it. He had thought about this problem for a long time: "It's really not possible. I will apply the ceremony of canonizing the crown prince and go to sacrifice to the sky. Oh, I have to sacrifice to the sky again. Do you know how much sacrifice to the sky is?" Tired!"

The dazed little cutie said, "Brother worked hard."

I don't know, I have never seen the Temple of Heaven!is it far?Want to climb mountains and wade?

"It's very hard." Zhu Jianshen laughed, and asked obliquely: "Do you know the art of the house, and you can save some energy by teaching your brother one and a half moves."

"Huh? What's the art in the room?" Zhu Jianji recited the orthodox scriptures. When he went to Baiyun Temple to listen to the scriptures, he didn't talk about those crooked things.

"The matter of husband and wife, the ceremony of Dunlun, the harmony of yin and yang, and the cloud and rain in Wushan." The emperor uttered many special terms in a series, and almost wrote a poem to describe this event.He really knows a lot of poems, but it's a pity that the historian can't talk about it.

Zhu Jianji always kept a confused face, as if he didn't understand anything, and seemed to have heard about a new field.

The emperor was shocked and asked tentatively, "Do you know how to have children?"

Zhu Jianji thought for a while: "Uh, skin-to-skin relationship?"

The little black fat man blushed, smiled ripplingly, rubbed his face, and tried to be serious: "What about the specifics? Did Queen Mother Wang teach you?" Let me think about how I learned it back then, um, I seem to be a self-taught genius, I don't need anyone to teach me at all!I will naturally, er, it doesn't seem to be, it seems to be related to some books that are not familiar to outsiders.

The book has its own golden house, the book has its own Yan Ruyu and various methods of applauding for love with Yan Ruyu.

Zhu Jianji scratched his head, and blushed unconsciously, his jade-colored face was stained with a thin blush, like a pink crystal nestling beside Baiyu.He said softly: "I... I don't know, what else is specific? Is it enough to share the same bed?"

The emperor was a little confused and didn't know how to tell him. The ceremony of giving birth to a child is not as simple as hugging and sleeping together. Well, I'd better tell the empress dowager about this, and then let the empress dowager tell empress dowager Wang.After all, it's my aunt, so I can't just run over and tell her. I asked Jianji, he doesn't know about men and women, so if you tell him, you should slap her. "It's almost enough, well, let's go, let's eat mutton pot, and let Qin Zhongbin tell you what he has seen and heard along the way."

Seeing that Ji was still thinking about Wushan's cloud and rain, he also vaguely felt that something was wrong. There was a strange aura about the maid, but there was nothing between me and Sister Fox. "Oh, brother, I don't eat mutton."

"You can eat sliced ​​radish and tofu skin...and gluten."

It was lunch time, and a hot copper pot was brought out, several plates of tender and thin tenderloin, some vegetables and bean products, cabbage, shrimp, thin slices of white radish, slices of winter melon, and some Mushrooms, vermicelli, and bowls of dip.

Since three sheep were killed, the tenderest tenderloin was taken for the emperor and empress to cook in the pot, and the remaining meat could not be wasted. Under the order of Concubine Wan Gui, he cooked pepper mutton soup and gave it to the ministers to warm up.

Qin Zhongbin entered the palace in the morning, and after being given a banquet, he calculated the time for going to court, and took a nap in the court room to relax.

"Qin Zuo's servant, the emperor invites you."

"My father-in-law, please sit down for a while, and I'll come here."

Indeed, sooner, he followed the eunuch to Qianqing Palace and entered the Nuan Pavilion of Qianqing Palace.He just came here in the morning and secretly looked at the surrounding furnishings. Now he suddenly found that the furnishings had changed. There was a screen beside the emperor. Judging by the shadows on the screen, it seems that there are two people, no need to guess, which one of them must be Concubine Wan Gui, but who is sitting opposite Concubine Wan Gui, I don't know.

Huh?Concubine Wan Gui stood up.

The emperor and King Tan sat around the table, and there was a hot pot on the round table. There was a beautiful woman in palace clothes beside King Tan, who might be Princess Tan.

Qin Zhongbin just glanced secretly, not daring to look any further.

Zhu Jianshen waved warmly: "Qin Qing, come and sit."

Of course, the courtiers could not eat at the same table as the emperor, and there was no shortage of tables in the palace. There was also a water chestnut table with drum stools next to it. There were four bowls of vegetables, a bowl of soup and a jug of wine on the table, which was considered a good treatment.

Qin Zhongbin saw the dishes prepared on the emperor's table, they were so simple, with a lot of quantity but not many tricks, it was really frugal and touching.

He recounted the experience of the past six months, and when he heard the groaning of an elderly woman behind the screen, he secretly guessed, could it be that the Empress Dowager is here?

Yes!They are the Empress Dowager and Concubine Wan Gui.

As a devout Buddhist, Sun Niangniang had no dissatisfaction with killing Zhang Tianshi, but felt that he had committed a serious crime.But, she doesn't object to Jianji being an angel, seeing deeply that Ji is her grandson, as long as the brothers are in harmony and Jianji is deeply loved, everything is a good thing.

The emperor and King Yan were washing the pot in front, and the concubine Hu Dieyun was taking care of her little cutie. Behind the screen, Wan Zhen'er was taking care of Sun Niangniang without saying a word.

Sun Niangniang has a good appetite today, and she enthusiastically tried several fresh dipping sauces that she hadn't tried before. She thought they all tasted good, although the taste was a bit heavy but very appetizing.

The mutton tenderloin is tender and smooth, and there is something wrong with the taste of the royal chef's cooking, but the knifeman said that the mutton is not frozen hard, but is still sliced ​​thin and complete. When it is heated in the pan, it changes color, from stretching to curly, every time Every cell exudes a delicious aroma.

The soup base is clear soup, sprinkled with more than a dozen large red wolfberries, accompanied by a few slices of Codonopsis pilosula, angelica and some medicines for warming up the body in winter.

Mutton can benefit the essence, cure fatigue, nourish the lungs and kidneys, nourish the heart and lungs, detoxify the heat, and moisturize the skin.

It is really enjoyable to listen to the stories told by Qin Zhongbin while eating.

Sun Niangniang ate a lot, waved her hand, and said in a low voice: "The Ai family has eaten enough, you sit down and eat."

Wan Zhen'er nodded with a smile, sat down and ate up all the dishes.

It was the same outside the house, the emperor ate almost all the meat, and finally put on two slices of wax gourd, pretending that he would not get angry because he ate a combination of meat and vegetables.

After eating, drinking and eating, they dispersed.The emperor took his younger brother, Concubine Wan Gui and Princess Hu to send the Empress Dowager back to the palace.

At the gate of the Palace of Compassion and Ning, Xining was looking forward to it: "Report to the Empress Dowager, the Empress Dowager Zhou suddenly passed out!"