Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

Wan Zhen'er personally took the little birthday star to kowtow to the queen mothers early in the morning, and she was still the first to come to the Palace of Compassion.

The Empress Dowager Sun was waiting for the baby with great interest. She felt that her time was running out, and she became more and more attached to her children and grandchildren.When people get old, they feel less. She got up early, got up to dress up, and wore a purple brocade shirt, with a cloud shoulder with a pearl wreath on her shoulders, which was cool and luxurious. The white skirt on her lower body had Weaving gold palace lantern patterns, wearing tin on the head.

Sitting on the throne and waiting for an hour, he frowned and said, "Why haven't you come yet?"

The Empress Dowager Wang was wearing a dark green gown with cloud patterns, and a light green horse-face skirt was exposed under the gown. She sat beside her and said, "Don't worry, ma'am, he may have been delayed by breastfeeding." Ah, I really want to have A nursing grandson.

Wang Shanggong stood beside him, and said with a smile: "Come soon. The eldest prince is growing up and sleeps all the time."

The empress dowager thought of the child who was eating and sleeping soundly, and couldn't help but think of her son and grandson when they were young, they were so cute.

The report came in at the door: "Concubine Wan Gui and the First Prince have arrived at the door."

Only then did Empress Sun cheer up: "Good."

"Your Majesty~ Our mothers and daughters are here~" Wan Zhener smiled and hugged her son as she walked quickly through the door, and the maid hurriedly came over to set up the cushions.

The eldest prince is dressed as a pomegranate flower, from head to toe, everywhere is red and bright, his head has just been shaved, he looks like a shiny little monk, his head is round and big, he looks very cute, and the center of his eyebrows is still dotted There are red dots and gold foil flowers.Stretching out his hand, he said, "Your Majesty~ Your Majesty~ The nest is here~"

Wan Zhen'er leaned over and put her son on the ground, one meter away from the mat, aiming at the direction, and put it gently.

The Empress Dowager was very nervous: "Don't let go, he's only one year old!"

Wan Zhen'er let go of her hand with a smile: "Your Majesty, don't worry, our Dabao will go safely."

The little fat boy raised one leg, stepped on the ground, and moved half a foot forward. He raised his leg and took big strides, wobbling like a tumbler.His center is crooked, but even if he doesn't fall, his body is obviously crooked, but he can still come back upright.

Sun Niangniang and Queen Mother Wang watched nervously, and complained in a low voice: "At least you are holding his hand."

Wan Zhen'er just smiled and said nothing.

Dabao staggered and staggered a meter away, then slapped and fell on the mat, throwing himself to the ground.

Wan Zhen'er smiled and said, "How obedient, you can even kowtow to your empress."

Sun Niangniang was surprised and angry: "You just watched him fall? You are too cruel, my dear, did you fall? Does it hurt?"

Queen Mother Wang quickly stood up and hugged him.

Dabao raised his head and smiled sweetly at the two of them, and directly used the cushion as a bed, rolling happily.

Sun Niangniang sighed, and waved her hands so that Queen Mother Wang would not hand over the child: "Hold for a while, Wan Zhen'er, come here."

Wan Zhen'er came over with a smile: "I want him to kowtow to the empress sincerely, ouch."

Sun Niangniang raised her hand and beat her twice: "Nonsense, scare Aijia with your child! Why do you get more and more nonsense when you grow up! Oh, you scared Aijia to death."

Wan Zhen'er was helpless, Sun Niangniang's little fist was soft, it didn't hurt at all, and it was quite comfortable.She made jokes here again, coaxing Empress Sun to turn her anger into joy, and then went to the Buddhist hall to kowtow to the Bodhisattva under the order of Empress Sun: "May Bodhisattva bless my great treasure to be healthy, safe, smart and smart."

Sun Niangniang listened from a distance, and added loudly: "Live a long life, the most important thing is a long life." Starting from her own experience, she believes that living a long life is the most important thing.

Wan Zhen'er hastily added this sentence: "Long live a hundred years, and I also ask Guanyin Bodhisattva to bless the Empress Dowager to live a long life. Now that the four generations of believers live under the same roof, it will be good to see the five generations under the same roof in the future." Wu Guanshiyin Bodhisattva! Nanwu Guanshiyin Bodhisattva! When the emperor has enough money, we will rebuild the temple and build a golden body for the Bodhisattva."

The Empress Dowager expressed her satisfaction: "Ai's family will not go to the banquet later, it's boring to have so many people making noise, and there is no music to listen to. Ai's family plans to have a day of fasting today, to pray for Dabao, and to catch the week tomorrow." Bar?"

"Yes, ma'am, it's fine if you don't go today, don't you want to take a look at Zhou Zhou tomorrow?"

Sun Niangniang looked at the little fat boy who was holding the jade pendant and stuffing it into his mouth, and the Queen Mother Wang who was robbing him of the jade pendant, she showed a happy smile: "Ai's family must go."

Empress Dowager Wang was a little frightened: "Come and help Ai's family! Dabao's strength is too great, and Ai's family dare not use it!"

Surrounded by Shang Gong and Nanny, they tried their best to divert Dabao's attention, trying to make him let go.

The Empress Dowager Wang was so anxious that she was about to cry. She had never raised a child before, and she just thought it was terrible for a child to swallow things indiscriminately. She didn't care if her skirt was wet with saliva, as long as he swallowed the jade pendant—now it was all in her mouth. inside!

"Dabao's mouth is really big!"

The nurse grabbed the eldest prince's palms and feet and scratched them, trying to make him giggle and open his mouth.

But the eldest prince has an indomitable will, a firm belief, perseverance... just doesn't open his mouth.

Wan Zhen'er scratched her head anxiously beside her: "Dabao, good baby, open your mouth, I'll give you whatever you want, okay? Sleep with mother tonight, okay?"

Dabao's big eyes were bright, and he nodded repeatedly, but he didn't let go.

Niang Niang jumped down to the ground quite nimbly, holding up a lock-shaped sachet necklace inlaid with gold silk and multi-treasures: "My dear baby, does this gold collar look good? Do you want it?"

Wan Zhen'er hurriedly said: "Look at the collar that great-grandmother prepared for you, how beautiful it is! Under the golden collar, it looks like a lock, which seems to be very heavy, but it is actually a silk sachet, which is not heavy at all. The empress loves you so much." Ah. Look at the small pearls inlaid in the golden plum blossoms on this sachet. The center of the green orchid flower is a small coral bead. It looks just like a real flower. It also has a fragrance, which is fragrant. Such a beautiful gold necklace, I want it all, Dabao, if you don’t want this gold collar, mother will take it away?”

Dabao stretched out his hand to grab it, Wan Zhen'er swiftly moved the gold collar back, Dabao subconsciously yelled and rushed over: "Mom, give it to me, give it to me"

The wet and sticky jade pendant was spit out naturally, and Queen Mother Wang untied the jade pendant in shock, wrapped it in a handkerchief and carried it in her bosom.

Wan Zhen'er casually handed the gold collar to Wang Shanggong, picked up the big treasure with one hand, hit her buttocks twice, and taught her a lesson: "You know how to mess around! You know how to mess around!"

The empress dowager quickly snatched the child away: "He can mess around, it's all your precepts and deeds! It's normal for a child to eat everything he sees, isn't it just jade pendants, and it's not poisonous. Why are you beating him? Look, scare him Gotta..." Sun Niangniang choked.

Because Dabao was smiling and clapping his hands to watch the fun.

Sun Niangniang waved her hands angrily: "Go, go, don't be angry with me here!"

Queen Mother Wang: "Hahaha"

So Concubine Wan Gui walked ahead eagerly, and the nanny carried the drowsy Dabao to Kangning Palace to meet the Queen Mother Zhou.

It is only separated by a wall and a courtyard, the atmosphere in Kangning Palace is simply gloomy and gloomy. From top to bottom, none of the palace people have a smile on their faces, and all of them look sluggish. No makeup is applied, and the eyebrows are painted in a strange way on purpose.Either a very gentle girl draws two unlined eyebrows, which looks silly, or deliberately draws a splayed eyebrow, with the brows raised and the brows drooping. She is as happy as a young lady and insists on painting herself as a widow.

Wan Zhen'er was completely startled: "Xihong, what's wrong with you?"

Xihong's tears were about to come down, her knees softened and she knelt down in front of the imperial concubine, and whispered: "Your Majesty, you have made us miserable... woo woo woo..."

"Hey, where did you start?" Wan Zhen'er quickly helped her up: "Mistress Zhou is taking out her anger on you because she can't deal with me?"

"It's okay if that's the case." Xihong's eyebrows were drawn very sad, and she was even more mournful when she cried: "The empress dowager takes ginseng and the elixir sent by her brother every day. You know this. After taking it for a long time , her old man feels hot all over, restless, sometimes can't sleep all night, not only has a bad temper, but also often beats us and pinches us, and punishes us not to eat..."

Several other big maids also gathered around and cried: "Your Majesty is losing her hair now, but if you see someone with thick hair and a radiant face, you will be even more angry. Look at what ghosts we have turned into to protect ourselves."

"The empress dowager's temper is getting more and more violent, which really makes us have no way out."

"Yes, we took your money from your empress and advised her to eat more ginseng. We didn't expect such an end."

One of the palace maids, who was pale and limped while walking, said in tears, "I don't know if there is no chance to go out of the palace with money to meet my parents, I'm afraid we will be tortured to death by my mother."

Wan Zhen'er also couldn't bear it, and deliberately instigated them to smother the Queen Mother to death, and knew clearly that she couldn't say this, so she could only vaguely say: "These elixir refined by ordinary people, if you eat too much, it will be harmful. It’s harmful to your body, so bear with it a little longer, and when your empress and the first emperor are reunited, you will be safe.”

I really didn't expect that such a serious situation would happen if I ate too much ginseng. No wonder the imperial doctors advised me not to eat it, saying that I was too strong.Zhou Dalian is really stubborn, she has started to suffer from insomnia and hair loss, why does she still eat, why doesn't she know how to stop and try.

In fact, Wan Zhen'er didn't know that Zhou Dalian became addicted to eating ginseng, and if she missed a meal, she would feel uncomfortable all over her body.

Insomnia is the pot of ginseng.The imperial physicians said: Improper diet, excessive emotions, emotional imbalance, and feeling external evils will cause excessive fire in the viscera.

Accumulated heat is endogenous, accumulates fire, and fumigates viscera.Emotional imbalance, stagnant anger hurts the liver, stagnation of liver qi, stagnation of qi turns into fire.

"Question Record" says: "Personal defense is called qi, and disturbing changes is called fire." The translation means that if you are not sick, taking medicine indiscriminately is looking for illness, and taking medicine that is not suitable for the symptoms is killing.

As for the hair loss, it was the heavy metal poisoning caused by the elixir.

Wan Zhen'er couldn't bear it anymore, one was to sympathize with these poor palace people, and the other was, after all, she was the emperor's own mother, if she died, the emperor would be very sad, right?

After the palace man reported, he heard a weary voice from inside: "Tell him to come in."

The maids rushed in one file at a time, getting ready, um, getting ready to be enraged.

Wan Zhener walked in with her hands sleeved, with a solemn expression on her face. The nurse next to her was hugging the eldest prince, who was wearing a sachet collar around his neck.

As soon as I entered the room, I was startled. The room is really dazzling. There is a big gossip mirror hanging on the roof, which is so bright and dazzling. A silver axe, on the ground there is such a big Taiping elephant with a copper body and cloisonné (that is, a small elephant with a bottle on its back). In other palaces, paintings are hung behind the throne, and bottles are placed on the left and right sides for decoration, but she put a gilt The golden Guan Gong and a gold-plated Mingwang Bodhisattva, the eyeballs of these two statues are inlaid with precious stones, and many turquoise, agate, pearls and emeralds are inlaid on their bodies, making them very beautiful.

Occasionally, I saw a stone tablet behind the golden nanmu chair. The one that can be placed here is probably Taishan Shigandang.

There is a bright yellow brocade on the golden nanmu throne, and Zhou Dalian is wearing the empress dowager's golden court gown, which does not have court hexagrams or inner lining, so she wears a bellyband. It seems that the heat is unbearable. The pleated skirt sprinkled with red and gold is so dazzling.

These fucking things are used to ward off evil spirits. Is the Queen Mother Zhou living in a random graveyard?Is it necessary to make it like this?

Concubine Wan Gui was as serious as if she was paying homage to her ancestors in the imperial temple, intervening in Wanfu: "The Queen Mother is blessed with Jin'an, today is the birthday of the First Prince, and my concubine specially brought him here to kowtow to the Queen Mother to congratulate her."

The Empress Dowager Zhou was very happy when she saw the fat boy, who was exactly the same as Zhu Jianshen when she was a child, and when she saw Concubine Wan Gui in silk and satin and gold and silver jewelry, she became angry and sneered: "He is one year old, how can he be so handsome?" Come to kowtow to Aijia? You want to show off, right?"

Wan Zhen'er worked hard to calm her mind, told herself not to show emotions, so she kept a calm face: "Why did the queen mother say this, if there is no you, where would the emperor come from? If there is no emperor, how could there be him?" Woolen cloth."

The Empress Dowager Zhou ignored her at all, and didn't tell her to sit down. Of course, if she said something cruel...she wouldn't dare.

Wan Zhener: (`)=3

The nurse hugged the eldest prince and kowtowed three times to her. This is the proper way for a child to kowtow. Just like the empress dowager, that's nonsense.But it is precisely because of their closeness that they can make nonsense.

The eldest prince raised his head and called out with a smile: "Your Majesty~"

The Empress Dowager Zhou was happy again: "You are so good, come here, the empress will give you something delicious." She took out a bottle and poured out a golden elixir from the bottle.

Wan Zhen'er broke out in a cold sweat. She was going to pretend to be deaf and dumb and let her play with her son, and leave after a while, but now she couldn't control it: "Mother, Dabao hasn't teeth yet, and he doesn't know how to swallow. , can't eat such a firm big ball. He choked on the small pieces of peach and egg custard."

The Empress Dowager Zhou was startled, looked at the chestnut-sized elixir, then at Dabao's small mouth, and put the elixir back with regret: "Forget it, I'll eat it when you grow up." I still have to chew it for a long time. You can only swallow it, you really can’t eat it, hey.

Dabao didn't know that he had escaped at the critical moment of life and death, and he was still laughing silly.

Wan Zhen'er looked at her secretly. This queen mother is a little bald, but her face is radiant, her skin is good, her complexion is rosy and there are no wrinkles.She hesitated again and again, and said vaguely: "I've heard people say that it's not good to eat too much medicine pills... Dan medicines and ginseng are not suitable to be taken together."

The Empress Dowager Zhou was furious, but seeing her strong body, she suppressed half of her anger: "What do you know, vulgar, village-like, with eyes that don't know Mount Tai. The elixir that my brother brought is from Dragon and Tiger The elixir from the mountain was refined by the celestial master himself, and if you eat it, you will live forever! All diseases will be cured! Aijia can’t sleep at night now, this is going to become a fairy! Immortals don’t need to sleep! What about the brother of Aijia It's you who will hurt the family, but you, you, hmph."

Wan Zhen'er pouted secretly in her heart, there was too much trouble to talk about, so she said vaguely: "Oh, um, good."

[Zhang Tianshi of Longhu Mountain is busy using illegal means to have sex with women while concocting alchemy for you. ]

[Compared to alchemy, you need to have something to do with that celestial master, I heard he is a handsome boy in a suit of clothes. ]

[Which god did you listen to such stupid words that gods don’t need to sleep? ]

[Your brother will not harm you, but he is stupid. ]

[Come on, then I'll just shut up, it's fine if an uncle Guo bumped into him and took the blame. ]

Xi Hong hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, look, this elixir is really amazing, Concubine Wan Gui has nothing to say when you refute her."

The Empress Dowager Zhou was satisfied and felt that she had become smarter! "I won't go to Ai's house today, and I'll go tomorrow when I catch the week." She grabbed her grandson again, and taught her earnestly: "You should study hard and make progress, don't be ignorant like your father. Dacha is out of line, hmph, you can tell the difference, thank you! Do you hear me?"

The eldest prince said slowly: "Oh, I heard it~" I heard it, but I didn't understand it. Don't get excited, old lady.

To be honest, since His Majesty the Emperor is a fat man who likes to sigh, the eldest prince has also learned to use sighs to express that he is a little annoyed, and if he is a little annoyed, he will start crying.

The Empress Dowager Zhou babbled a few words, took out a mysterious bell and waved it in front of the First Prince, and then took out a strange fragrant cake and waved it in front of him.

Dabao: "Ah Choo!" The little watering can sprayed her with saliva.

Wan Zhen'er couldn't help but almost burst out laughing, he was really convinced, there was so much saliva from him, just now he squirted on Niang Niangniang's skirt, and now he squirted all over Queen Mother Zhou, hehehe.

Empress Dowager Zhou waved her hands in disgust: "Let's go."

Wan Zhen'er stepped forward and picked up the eldest prince, turned around and left, thinking that I would tell the emperor when I go back later that the empress dowager took pills indiscriminately, I tried to persuade her, but she wouldn't listen to me.

Xihong sent her to the door, sarcastically sarcastically in the courtyard, and quietly tugged on Empress Lawan's sleeve, and said in a low voice: "Empress, if the Queen Mother is gone, the servant does not want to leave the palace, and the servant prefers to stay in the palace." In the palace, serve the empress."

Going out of the palace, I'm afraid I will be sold by my father and brother, and my brother is eager to ask me for money, alas.

Wan Zhen'er said in her heart that if you can kill the Queen Mother, I won't dare to let you serve me by my side.She saw the fierce look in Xihong's eyes, and said with a smile: "Xihong, if one day you are my benefactor, how about keeping you as a concubine in the palace? But you have to think clearly, Jinyiyu It is okay to live a life of gold and jade, but it is not allowed to touch the body of the emperor."

Let you go out of the palace, lest you talk nonsense, or threaten me with this matter in the future, kill me, if you don't have this skill, then keep it.

She sighed secretly: It's true that good people don't live long enough to harm people who live for thousands of years. Mrs. Yu Taifu is such an upright and gentle person, and now she's gone. The people around Queen Mother Zhou hate her. Alas, I don't know how long I can live.But she forgot that Mrs. Yu Taifu was 70 years old, and Queen Mother Zhou had not yet reached her 40th birthday.

Xihong was overjoyed, and said in a trembling voice: "Thank you for your kindness." She dared not go to the emperor to invite favors and flattery, she was really afraid that Wan Niangniang would secretly kill me.

The Empress Dowager Zhou hated them for being young and beautiful, and for having the opportunity to hook up with the emperor, so she often took out her anger on them—that she couldn't deal with Concubine Wan Gui.And Changning Bo, who often went to the palace to accompany his sister, often flirted with these beautiful court ladies.

……

In front, the emperor is listlessly listening to the government, with 'I need summer vacation' on the left face and 'rest, sleep, rest and sleep' on the right face.

Immediately, there were ministers who advised the emperor, and they said a lot, the central idea was to persuade the emperor to stay away from women and accept a concubine.

Zhu Jianshen had a question mark in his head: "The Qing family's statement is contradictory, can't you hear it?"

The minister said: You are very fond of Concubine Wan Gui, we all know that, so when you are with her, you will be full of passion. You need to accept a few concubines you don't like so much, and then you won't waste too much time on women's sex. Just pull the gun and go.

(Of course he said super classical Chinese and tactful)

Zhu Jianshen thought to himself, what a fucking logic!He spoke sternly and stammered and reprimanded the minister: "I am still young and already have children, so how can I take a concubine! The Ming Dynasty has its own laws, and you can only take concubines when you are 40 years old and have no children. I want to do it for the people of the world." Lead by example!" Reading is good hehehehe~ I saw this sentence when I read the law, I saved it up and beat you hehehe~

The ministers had nothing to say and were choked back.

Zhu Jianshen was really elated, and looked around happily: "You guys, you lack benevolence. You know that I am close to the concubine and cannot be separated every day, but I want to accept the concubine. That young woman should be of the same age as me. Quite a number of young people get married, but they are going to be entrapped by you until the ancient Buddha of the Qingdeng remains alive. Where have you learned the Tao of Confucius and Mencius? The benevolent loves others, and the wise know others...You guys, you should look at the birth, old age, sickness and death of the common people in the world, and don’t always stare at the harem That is one-third of an acre of land."

He took out the style of a leader, and lectured them for 10 minutes without stopping, and finally he said it well, and he was proud: "Declaration!"

Yuan Bin immediately accepted the imperial decree handed over by the great eunuch, and read it aloud with great spirit. This long parallel essay focused on the three outstanding behaviors of the great prince.

After eating a piece of watermelon, I knew to push the bowl to my dad. It tasted very sweet, so it was really filial to push it to my dad. (Dabao said I was full)

When his mother was sleeping, the eldest prince never cried or made noise, which is really very smart. (Dabao means (.-ω-)zzz)

Not only did he learn to speak very quickly, but he was also learning to recognize characters. I taught him to recognize the word "Shou" in the palace of the Empress Dowager, and he learned it just by looking at it. He must be very talented in the future!

The final point is that the name of the eldest prince has been decided, called 'Zhu Youzhen', and it is announced to the world.

Then, the emperor retired happily, and took his civil and military officials to eat and drink, because the country was suppressing the rebellion, so he didn't use singing, dancing and music to pretend to be frugal.

All civil and military officials who are qualified come to eat, eat and drink, needless to say, but only a few people in the front row can chat with the emperor.

Although it was said to celebrate the birthday of the eldest prince Zhu Youzhen, in fact only the emperor and the noble concubine were surrounded by the stars like the moon.The eldest prince himself was destroying the flower with his hands - grabbing a jasmine flower and tearing off the flower and leaves. He didn't know why he was so happy, probably because his mother was not around, and the nuns didn't dare to save the jasmine flower.

There are upright ministers around the emperor to formulate courses for the future prince together with him, and discuss with the elders who are good at teaching their sons how to teach their sons.