Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

Studying is really tiring.In the "Zhang Shouyi Tutorial Class", Teacher Zhang drank two sips of thick Yancha, learned the second hexagram, and then fell asleep under a bearskin blanket.

These days, Cheng En has gradually figured out what Grandpa Zhang meant. Once he told the other two, the three of them immediately began to study enthusiastically.If reading and writing can reach the height of Wang Zhen, then thank God Amitabha.

Wan Zhen'er has been studying for more than a month, and has made great progress. She has been able to write "Thousand Characters" once, and there are no more than [-] characters that she does not know.As long as you add a filter to see it, this is a child prodigy, at least she thinks so.As for the things that you have learned some words before, just ignore them.

Seeing that it was getting dark outside, she began to pack her things, wiped off the sand on the chopsticks, and put the chopsticks in the book-this was considered to have cleaned up the four treasures of the study: "I'm going back, and my mother still wants to teach me how to draw. It looks like a flower."

Not only that, but I also need to practice holding a water basin and walking. I have a lot of homework every day... I don’t have to learn so many things when I’m at home. Even if my parents force me to learn, I can still roll around and act like a baby.

Enter the door and salute: "Mommy, I'm back."

Madam Zhu asked, "Sister Wan, how many words have you learned? Write it down for me."

"Mommy, I learned the last six sentences." Wan Zhen'er dipped some tea and gestured on the table, "Tie this village, it's not Huimu peach."Gua Bing is ignorant, and the fool waits to scoff.The predicate helper is like a bird'

Grandma Zhu has read books and recognized characters. Although she can't memorize the content of the Thousand Characters, she still feels that there is something wrong... After comparing the books, she was immediately amused: "It is written in the book that the belt is full of dignity. Overlook. Lonely and ill-informed, foolish and waiting for ridicule. Calling helpers, it’s okay.”

Squeezing Wan Zhen'er's fleshy face: "You really dare to write!" The little girl wrote seriously with a straight face, and she was not guilty when she made a mistake, and almost blinded me.

Wan Zhen'er showed a toothless smile: "I'm still learning..."

"Go, go, go and practice standing skills with a pot. If you can't learn Chinese, you have to practice martial arts."

She was carrying a basin of water. The copper basin was already heavy, but adding water made it even heavier.While trembling, he secretly comforted himself: Hold on, maybe I can go out to buy roast chicken in the future!

Roasted Chicken 55555, Roasted Pork 55555, Braised Pork 555555, Scallion Roasted Large Intestine 55555...

At this moment, the sky was dim, and Wan Zhen'er's young heart couldn't help but feel a deep and strong sadness, feeling sad for the death of Emperor Xuanmiao.Now she very much hopes that Emperor Xuanmiao can come back to life. This feeling is as strong as those ten concubines who were forced to hang themselves and be buried.Her big eyes were red-rimmed, her nose was sniffling, and the tip of her nose was also a little red, and there were bursts of sore nostalgia in her heart.

This is probably the meaning of keeping filial piety. It makes people gnaw on radishes and vegetable leaves to miss the unfamiliar emperor.

She started shaking her hands, trying to urinate: "Mommy, I'm going to pee."

"Excuse me!"

"Oh, I'm going to relieve myself."

"Go."

After turning on the water, Wan Zhen'er said again: "I'm going to empty the toilet."

"Don't go, someone will collect it tomorrow morning."

In ancient times, there was a hut, which was to dig a hole in the ground and set up two boards as a place for the reincarnation of grains. The smell can be imagined. There are no mosquitoes within a radius of ten meters, only flies and maggots. Professionals dig it out, and then pull it to the countryside and sell it to farmers.

Therefore, anyone who has a certain status and lives in a two-entry house will place the toilet in the most remote corner, use the toilet for himself every day, and let the servants use the toilet.In ordinary cities, the 'mosaics' in the toilet would be poured into the gutter, and the less moral ones would be thrown directly on the side of the road, but this obviously cannot be done in the palace, and there is no latrine in the palace.

There are also trenches in the imperial palace, from the Hall of Supreme Harmony and Dianbaohe Hall to the Houliu Palace, there are trenches connected to each other, and finally drained into the river outside the palace. If it is also poured in, the entire palace will not be able to live.

The current treatment method in the palace is to send the toilet to the rear corner gate of the palace, where there are maids and eunuchs who have made mistakes, have no way out, or are old and ugly, and they will be dealt with uniformly, or the "semi-finished fertilizer" will be taken out Sell ​​it, or pour it directly into the river, it all depends on the temper of the person in charge.

Well, this disgusting topic ends here.

Wan Zhen'er was very hungry in the middle of the night, put on her clothes and went out, planning to go to Master Zhang's small kitchen to find something to eat, even if she found a green onion.Taking advantage of the moonlight, she groped and walked over: "When will the pie fall from the sky?"

God!Drop pies, vinegar dishes, and Laba garlic.

Someone frowned: "There is no pie, but meat buns?"

"Who!"

The door curtain was lifted, and a tall and strong woman came out, holding two buns in her hands: "Shhhhhh, don't yell. Here are the buns, they are still hot, take them home and eat."

Wan Zhen'er happily took the two big buns, and said in a low voice, "Thank you sister, you are really a kind person."

"Go, go." The strong woman drove her away casually.

Wan Zhen'er actually left, and the big bun was quite big, so she could eat half of it by herself, so she went back and woke up Mammy Zhu: "Mommy, mommy, are you hungry?"

Grandma Zhu yawned: "I won't be hungry when I wake up, what do you want me to do?"

"Steamed buns! I just went to the small kitchen to look for something to eat, and a lady-in-law gave me buns."

Nanny Zhu got up, lit a candle, and ate: "Meat buns? It's actually...don't tell me! Have you seen that maid?" Grandpa is really lawless.The Imperial Dining Room didn't dare to cook meat, and they didn't know where he got the meat buns.

"I haven't seen it before, it doesn't seem to be someone from Kunning Palace."

"Maybe it's someone from the imperial dining room." Nanny Zhu ate the steamed stuffed bun quickly: "Don't tell me about this, remember? Telling about it will kill you! Don't tell me to eat it!" She said A warning.

Don't think that Eunuch Zhang will be unlucky if you tell Eunuch Zhang to steal meat buns, the empress trusts him very much!

……

Zhang Shouyi doesn't like buns, he only likes meatballs, he breaks open a bun, eats the meat and throws the skin back into the plate.

The woman who gave her the steamed stuffed bun sat with Erlang's legs crossed, and sat across from Zhang Shouyi, watching him eat: "Master Zhang, this trick of yours is really good. Use the dough to hide the smell."

"You are really a good hand." Zhang Shouyi ate the meat stuffing of eight steamed buns in a row: "Climb over the wall and enter the palace like entering no man's land. You found our house exactly, and no one was alarmed. You This skill is similar to that of the sword immortals in ancient times. Our family didn't know you were so powerful earlier, how neglectful you are."

I never expected that our family sent out a note saying 'try to send some meat buns in', our family meant to let Zhang Fu find a way to smuggle, but I didn't expect you to over the wall.

The woman had a hulking back, and said in a snarky voice: "Hahahaha, what is this! Back then, I was also a hero who flew into the air with a sword, killed a person in ten steps, and never stopped a thousand miles away."

Zhang Shouyi thought in his heart: This fat man is good at everything, but he is too bragging.

How about a hero, if our family praises you, you will go to heaven. Back then, it wasn’t Yujian who hired ten cross talk talk talkers to praise you, right?Have you forgotten how you entered our house back then?At that time, you built a thatched hut in the woods, next to my father’s cemetery, if you hadn’t come to help our family beat people when our family led people to fight with the clan, who would want a person like you who only eats and doesn’t work .

Those bastards in the clan, my parents didn’t borrow a penny or a handful of rice when they were dying of poverty. I couldn’t get myself into the palace, so I managed to earn my life and gain some status. I asked someone to take 200 taels of silver to bury my father. Mother, he has a balloon!The patriarch actually forbade my parents to be buried in the best place in the ancestral grave!Angry, our family went out of the palace to handle this matter in person, and actually extorted 1000 taels of silver from our family, almost beating our family!Bah, now that Zhangjia Village keeps extorting miscellaneous taxes, every family is not allowed to study, hum, call me a dead eunuch, our family wants all of them to be eunuchs!

She asked: "Come in today, and you'll know the way later. Master Zhang, are you going to let me deliver buns every night, or every few days?"

Zhang Shouyi thought for a while: "Come here every two days, don't let Zhang Fu prepare food, you just go to the mansion to pay the money. Be careful when you bring it into the palace, the food must not be hot here, and the smell must not be leaked along the way. There is no meat to eat in the whole palace, people are so hungry that they are alert to the smell of meat."

Cheng En poured tea at the side: "Today I also saw a little fireman catching lice and eating them."

Good at cultivating the four treasures of the study.

Zhang Shouyi looked disgusted and a little disgusted, and wrote a note: "Don't mention that. You go back first, and come earlier tomorrow." He paused, and then wrote 'The house in the south of the city is transferred to her'. During the filial piety period, the whole country cannot eat meat for a year, and it is not appropriate to commit crimes in my house, so you go live outside.

She took the note and looked at it: "Hahaha, is it an outhouse? If there are hooligans coming here to blackmail, I don't have to do it myself, and scare them to death with Master Zhang's name."

After finishing speaking, he pushed the door out with the food box very rudely, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

Zhang Shouyi got up and went back to sleep, stomping his feet and muttering, "Bah! Shameless!"

You actually made a nasty joke with the eunuch, you are sick!

That is to say, for the past three years, I have been a vegetarian with my mother, and I need your help. After these three years have passed, none of us will talk to each other.You actually gave Wan Zhen'er buns to eat, idiot, if she leaks the news, she will kill herself!

The next morning, he still had to get up early to serve the Empress Dowager Sun, but today he felt full of strength.

Before leaving, he instructed: "Tell Wan Zhen'er not to talk nonsense! Otherwise... otherwise, I will send her to be buried with the late emperor."

After going out, I started to mutter. I thought that girl was just strong enough to be a housekeeper and nurse, but I didn’t expect to be so capable. Since she is so capable, why didn’t she steal money to buy a house and land and become a rich wife? ...then you must have a plan for coming to me.

Cheng En simplified this passage: "Miss Wan, if you tell what happened last night, there will be no more buns to eat in the future."

Wan Zhen'er was dizzy from being nagged by the nanny last night, and now she said very firmly: "I know, I ate two steamed buns last night." Mother, please stop nagging.

Cheng En didn't say anything, let her continue to learn to write and study, and went out to serve Master Zhang by herself.

Wan Zhen'er absent-mindedly scratched the words, really wanting to know who that sister was last night, and whether she still came to deliver buns tonight.

She recalled it carefully for a while, and felt vaguely that the elder sister was not wearing the clothes of a court lady.