Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

Wen Si is planning to take Yu Qian out for a trip, teach him how to make burning eggs with sugar and oil, and let him experience the power of dust explosions.

As a time traveler, even if he has lived for decades and died for hundreds of years after time travel, and has never used it, he still remembers these most important knowledge.This is the secret pride of being a time traveler!

Because I can't memorize poems and songs, and I don't know how to make steel... I can cook if I can't learn scum.

The white-haired mouse who acted as the porter invited King Tan in, and two young servants supported him, one on the left and the other on the right, for fear that he would fall down in a strange house.Bai Yutang went in and communicated, and Hu Er and his wife, who were drinking tea and playing chess in the main room, rushed out to welcome them: "Your son-in-law is here?"

Zhu Jianji smiled and bowed: "How are the two elders? Are you used to living here?"

"All good. All good. My son-in-law is here to find Thirteen Niangs?"

Zhu Jianji nodded generously: "Yes, there are some things I want to ask her."

Mr. Hu Er was a little embarrassed: "Well, Thirteen Niang was taken out for training by her elder brother. If your son-in-law wants something, it's the same to ask the old man."

Zhu Jianji didn't really want to ask them, although he was Shisanniang's biological parents, after all, he was not familiar with them: "What are you training?"

Grandma Hu was even more embarrassed: "I think she has no self-control, and she has no rules in her speech and behavior. If she is not good at writing, she has no advantages in knitting female celebrities. It's really embarrassing to say it. It doesn't matter if I raised this big daughter. I only know how to eat and sleep."

Zhu Jianji smiled and said, "Gu doesn't dislike him, uncle is too strict."

The two old foxes were a little embarrassed. He Duwei meant that since they are called brothers and sisters, it is a fate. Hu Dieyun is inextricably related to him. He is no longer a stranger. He has to be responsible for teaching her. Well, Hu Dieyun can no longer embarrass him by messing around.

Zhu Jianji told the servant: "Go down, don't follow me." After repelling these mortals, he was able to reveal the truth, and was led into the house arm in arm by his mother-in-law: "How can Zhang Tianshi from Longhu Mountain be capable?"

The old couple looked at each other: "Master Zhang has profound magic power, uh, which one are you asking?"

"Yeah, that's what you said?"

Zhu Jianji was startled, and then remembered that for living people, there is only one living Zhang Tianshi, but for gods and monsters, there are many. Now there are more than 40 generations of Tianshi. "It's the new Celestial Master, Zhang Yuanji."

The two shook their heads together: "I don't know."

"do not know."

"Is he coming to the capital? My son-in-law doesn't have to worry about us. Our whole family is practicing the orthodox path, and we will gather our energy so we won't be discovered."

A big boa constrictor hangs from the beams of the house: "Your Majesty, you don't know. Zhang Tianshi's reputation is very loud, but in fact he seldom subdues demons."

Zhu Jianji smelled a fishy smell: "Brother Chang, why is this?"

"Hisss, she's a girl! She has a water snake waist!" The snake spirit complained, "It's really hard to live up to a great name. Since Zhang Daoling, Longhushan has been inferior to each generation, and it's all because of its reputation. Hammer. Take advantage of the emperor and the surrounding people. How dare they go to subdue the demon. What if they are bitten to death by the goblin? .Most bluffing magic sticks are like this, they can only fool ordinary people."

Only then did Zhu Jianji say: "Brother Huang told me that Zhang Yuanji killed dozens of people without authorization, and the local officials reported that he would be punished. According to the law, he should be executed, but Brother Huang was afraid that beheading a celestial master would lead to punishment from heaven. I’m here to ask you all the immortals.”

The fox and the snake thought about it very carefully: "We have to ask Fourth Sister Wen, she has a good relationship with the real god."

"We 'Fox Immortals' and 'Python Immortals' are actually flattered by ordinary people who don't understand anything, so we can't get on the stage."

There is a beautiful sweet fragrance in the backyard.

Yu Qian doesn't believe that sugar can burn: "If you don't add oil, it won't burn. Sugar is not kerosene."

Fourth Sister Wen: "Humph, true knowledge comes from practice. Come on." She immediately went into the kitchen, dragged out a lot of things, rolled up her sleeves, and threw eggs, a large amount of sugar and a small amount of flour into the mixing bowl in front of Yu Qian. , Knead into a hard dough, leave it alone.

It is implied in the book that she took advantage of the unpreparedness and threw a piece of butter into it - can the biscuits be eaten without butter!

Wen Si's inner barrage: [If you can't burn it, it's a shame! ]

[If it doesn't burn, it's because the sugar is not pure enough! ]

[Put some oil, it will burn no matter what. ]

Yu Qian watched from the side, flicked his fingertips, and stared at a small flickering flame: "Xianggu, do you want to light a fire?"

"Don't worry, bake it dry before ordering." Wen Si squeezed his double chin and thought for a while, then pinched the sword formula with his hand: "Gen character formula, follow my orders!"

The ground in the backyard began to surge, and the soil seemed to rise upwards like life, slowly forming a hollow, low earthen house, like a wowotou, with a relatively small chimney on it.

She yelled again: "Sure!"

Yu Qian stared at it for a while, and always felt like a big bun with red dates on it.He waited and watched very calmly.

Wen Si rolled out the dough thinly, cut it into slices, and took out three iron plates, filled them with three plates, chanted a mantra, took out a ball of fire and threw it into the earthen oven, and waited for the earth to burn red and hot. , Throwing all three iron plates into it, and after waiting for a while, a sweet fragrance filled the yard wafted out.Wen [-]: "Ting Yi, try it."

Yu Qian ate the aroma of fireworks, and stood in front of the oven and was full of smoke. Although a bit greasy, it was not bad.

Wensi folded his hands, drooling silently, and suddenly saw a paper crane floating leisurely, stretched out his hand to open it, and saw the familiar font, without signature, only wrote one sentence: Duanyang drinks realgar, should be avoided.

The aroma of butter biscuits drifted slowly to the front yard.

Zhu Jianji took a breath: "What is this?"

"Maybe it's the delicious food made by Fourth Sister Wen. She is good at making many delicacies that ordinary people have never seen or heard of."

Chang Juan'er put her neck on the ground, her tail slid off the beam, transformed into a person, and ran away.

Snakes don't eat biscuits, but only worms, birds, and small animals.

But snake essence eats it!

Wen Si was leaning against the hot oven with a biscuit in his mouth, tilting his head to look at Yu Qian.

And Yu Qian was burning the biscuits nervously, and the biscuits were burning, releasing a, um, an aroma similar to baking biscuits, which was hardly noticed in the current sweet environment.

Any kind of biscuit can ignite, and even dried noodles can ignite--flour is so damn explosive.

Only then did Wen Si heave a sigh of relief, he had finally been fooled, just when he was kneading the dough, he felt something was wrong...it wouldn't light up without adding anything to the sugar.Forget it!Fortunately, I will secretly kick the oil.

Zhu Jianji was taken to the backyard by his mother-in-law again, and greeted Yu Qian: "Teacher Yu, long time no see."

Yu Qian also cupped his hands with him: "His Royal Highness."

Text [-]: "Yo~ cutie. Kacha Kacha." Eating biscuits.

Zhu Jianji pricked up his ears to hear the sound of clicking, clicking, clicking, but he didn't know who was making the sound. It is not surprising that the goblins in this yard make any noise, so he cupped his hands again: "How is Miss Wen? I miss you. The same is true for Yu Taifu, the emperor has not listened to your teaching for a few days, and I am very worried, so I ordered me to tell Yu Taifu, please enter the palace to meet him."

Yu Qian became serious: "Yes, the old man will go in a while."

Wen Si nodded: "I'm busy, I have time to see her."

Yu Qian looked sideways, he really didn't notice what she was busy with, except for listening to storytelling, drinking and eating meat, and sleeping, this was the standard life of a dude.

Wen Si said again: "I heard what you just said earlier. Ting Yi, just follow my orders."

Yu Qian had no choice but to ask: "Xiangu has ordered a lot, but I don't know which sentence she is referring to now?"

Xiangu is humorous by nature and likes to play jokes. She told me 'try to sleep high and have extra meals', 'you can't die if you drink two glasses', 'it looks so good without a beard', 'if you meet an idiot like Zhu Qizhen in your next life, you'll be fine. Let's just have breakfast'... It's even more outrageous when you're drunk.

Wen Si glanced at the golden knife on his waist, smiled and said nothing: "You will know when you go. Well, I am giving you a wise saying."

Everyone held their breath and listened quietly to the elder's famous words.

Wen Si laughed secretly in his stomach, and swallowed the biscuit: "If you know that someone can't catch you, and you want to test his depth, just go up and beat him. Don't forget to cover your face!"

Yu Qian: "..."

Zhu Jianji: "..."

Well, only these two people present were speechless, and the other 'people' felt that what she said was quite right.

Yu Qian's self-cultivation is really good, he nodded in response: "Ting Yi has remembered the instruction from Xiangu."

Wen Si also pointed out: "Chang Juan'er, it's almost the Dragon Boat Festival, you should go out and hide, just say you are looking for relatives, stay away from the capital."

Snake Jing stuffed a biscuit into her mouth and nodded vaguely: "Oh." Thinking of the smell of realgar wine, she wanted to sneeze.

Yu Qian didn't dare to delay, and immediately went to the palace to meet the emperor.

Emperor Zhu was in the imperial garden, admiring the flowers and drinking, sharing a roast goose cooked by a Cantonese cook with Concubine Wan Gui.The origin of this goose is not trivial. It is a lion-headed goose that grew up in Guangdong. A Guangxi official who went to Beijing to report on his work took twenty geese on the road. Of the twenty geese, only one survived to the capital. The one in front of the emperor's eyes.Cooked 'by hand' by officials and presented to the emperor.Why did an official from Guangxi become an excellent cook in Guangdong?

Because it has long been stipulated that officials cannot return to their hometowns to become officials, so as not to protect their own family members.So a Guangxi native was thrown to Guangdong to be the county magistrate. His idol was Su Dongpo, so by virtue of his identity as the county magistrate, he learned the skill of making roast goose in a century-old restaurant.

Zhu Jianshen: "This roast goose is really delicious."

Wan Zhen'er: "Yes, it's better than roast duck."

"The imperial chef in the palace is indeed fooling me."

"Well...they are safer."

"Hmph. Tomorrow, I will go to the palace to listen to the opera, and I will go to Dingxianglou for dinner, and send Dabao to Niangniang Sun."

"The empress is the most unwell. She feels uncomfortable at night and can't sleep well. She can only sleep in the sun during the day. Let's send Dabao to Empress Dowager Qian."

Zhu Jianshen hesitated: "The Empress Dowager Qian has always disliked you..."

Wan Zhen'er took a big bite of the roast goose and said vaguely: "She doesn't like me, so doesn't she like the eldest son of the emperor?"

Zhu Jianshen nodded: "It makes sense."

In fact, it is also possible to leave the prince in the palace and let the nanny accompany her, but Wan Zhen'er always feels that the nanny and the nanny are of low status, that they have little knowledge and no upbringing—mainly referring to their vision and bearing.

Empress Dowager Qian knew how to be upright (although fate was bad), and strictly discipline herself and others, while the nanny and nanny would only coax him blindly.

Yu Qian suddenly appeared: "Your Majesty, I am late."

Zhu Jianshen was very excited. He gulped down the meat in his mouth and almost choked. Wan Zhen'er quickly handed him a glass of wine. good."

Yu Qian heard his tone as if he was about to have an accident, so he couldn't help asking: "What does the emperor mean by this? Are there any rumors?"

"Ah, no, no, no." Zhu Jianshen heard his tone as usual, and knew that he was thinking too much, and his fat face flushed slightly: "I thought that the wooden cow passed down by the Taifu, Niu Liuma leaked the secret, and it happened that I hadn't seen Taifu for a few days. Fu, I think, I think too much."

Wan Zhen'er only saw the emperor sitting with downcast eyes, muttering something in a low voice, as if thinking deeply, but his face suddenly turned red, and he knew that he was talking to Taifu Yu.

Yu Qian smiled and said, "It's definitely not like this."

Zhu Jianshen: "Hey hey, I haven't listened to the teachings of the Taifu for a long time, why did the Taifu teach me?"

Yu Qian is not a boastful scholar, nor will he talk endlessly to show his excellence. He said softly: "The emperor is now a praiseworthy emperor. He is diligent in government and loves the people. As long as he doesn't indulge in sensuality and singing and dancing in the future, he will be as good as he is today." For three days and one dynasty, why should the minister talk too much."

The little black fat man was very happy to be praised, and asked Zhang Tianshi's question again.

Yu Qian suddenly realized that he was about to say that Aunt Wen Xiangu gave me a golden knife for beheading Zhang Yuanji, but she took it back.Wen Si belongs to a relative, and she is still a relative with no fixed residence and no official position. Although she enjoys herself, she is not a court official after all, and she is negligent about the law.Maybe she can kill Zhang Yuanji, but I may not be able to kill him. If ghosts and immortals can uphold justice unscrupulously, how can there be unfair things in this world? "I've made a note of it, please ask City God to inquire on your behalf."

Zhu Jianshen said: "Actually, there is no need to worry. I sent someone to bring him to Beijing in shackles. The journey back and forth will take a month or two."

Yu Qian nodded and said yes.

Zhu Jianshen recommended him to try the roast goose again, which was really delicious, and he asked another question: "Since ghosts and immortals feed on the smoke of incense, can you go to the delicatessen store to taste all the delicacies?" ?” Wow, that feels great!

Yu Qian: "...that's not the case, only the food offered can be tasted."

Zhu Jianshen was a little disappointed. He felt that if he could secretly eat whatever he wanted, and he could travel thousands of miles a day, wow, he must be very happy to eat all over the country! Although Taifu Yu would not be happy just to eat, this is not bad. . "That's it, I should worship the Grand Tutor every day, and when I eat in the future, I will secretly invite you to enjoy it, how about it?"

Yu Qian said with a smile: "The wine and meat in the palace is rich, but the minister likes simple tea and light meals. Today, my old wife offered dumplings stuffed with leeks, eggs and dried shrimps. They are delicious."

The little black fat man muttered to himself: I have never eaten dumplings with this kind of stuffing, and I want to.