Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

Eat, eat, sleep, sleep, bang bang bang.These are the three major events of the new year.

On the eighth day of the lunar new year, when it was time to get up and go to bed, Zhu Jianshen opened his eyes and sat up consciously: "Huh?"

"What orders does the emperor have?"

"water."

He smacked his lips with a glass of warm water, lay down and continued to sleep with Wan Zhen'er in his arms.

In the second sleep, I slept until the sky was bright, and I could almost see the bright sun outside the house. It is rare to have such a warm and bright sun in winter.

Wan Zhen'er has been watching him for half an hour, and can't wait to say: "Jian Shen, get up, I'm hungry."

Zhu Jianshen yawned, and got up lazily: "The spring night is bitter and the day is high, and the king will not go to court early~. How long have you been awake? Why are you so energetic?"

"It's not long, let you sleep for a while, and I didn't get up."

Zhu Jianshen hugged her neck enthusiastically: "Then it will be later? How about it? Are you hungry?"

Wan Zhen'er thought for a while, and ordered the blushing palace servant: "Order the kitchen to cook me mutton noodle soup in a quarter of an hour, and put more pepper."

Zhu Jianshen was a little unhappy: "I only have a quarter of an hour? You're too accurate in pinching the time."

When I am busy, I will go faster when I am tired, but I think it takes half an hour every time.

(It takes half an hour each time, including undressing, foreplay... being touched on the head, stomach and back afterwards.)

Wan Zhen'er hugged him: "There is still time to cook the noodles."

The emperor indicated that this explanation was acceptable.

Nearly two quarters of an hour later, he got up for the second time, washed his face, brushed his teeth, and put on his clothes. Needless to say, the emperor found that he had a big pimple on his face again, and was depressed.

A large bowl of steaming mutton noodle soup, with a lot of pepper added, tastes fresh and spicy, as well as mending meat pie, sesame cake, Qunyinghui (white radish mixed with green radish), stir-fried pork with leek, and stir-fried kidney , Stewed pork ribs with cabbage.

With the emperor's age and Wan Zhen'er's age, neither of them felt tired, they just ate a big meal, then changed into men's clothes, and went out of the palace arm in arm.

Zhu Jian squinted his eyes and looked at the sky, showing off what he had just learned from Qin Tianjian: "If the weather is clear today, the rice harvest will be abundant this day, and if the sky is cloudy, the year will be poor. Look at the big sun, I'm about to turn around." He wiped away his tears, blinking with red circles.

Wan Zhen'er also squinted at the sun and wiped away her tears: "When the cold wind blows my eyes, I really want to cry."

"Yes, yes, I cry every morning when I go to the court, but luckily my ministers can't see it." Zhu Jianshen said quietly: "If they saw it, I would have to say that I was crying for the people."

"That's a good explanation, so kind."

"Not good! They all think that I have no temper and like to sigh. If I cry again, what will I be called by them!"

I originally planned to go to the opera, but I didn't expect that the opera singers had sealed their boxes for the New Year, and those who hadn't sealed their boxes were invited to sing at home.I went to the teahouse to find the storyteller, but the storyteller didn't go home to rest, but there weren't many people in the teahouse.

There was a table in front, which was always empty, but the boy said that it was reserved by the prince, and the emperor and concubine didn't care about it, so they just sat in the back and listened to a piece of "Nie Yinniang" without beginning and end. Fortunately, the storyteller was wonderful enough In addition, both Wan Zhen'er and Zhu Jianshen have read history books and know the historical background. They are also very happy to hear this story, and even more happy to hear pornographic jokes.

There were two old men next to them staring at them, discussing in a low voice: "Brother, what do you think is going on with those two people?"

I saw young teenagers leaning on the shoulders of a 'man' in his 20s, looking up at each other from time to time, full of affection, there were no chairs to lean on, but they insisted on squeezing each other, and even feeding each other snacks.

"Who would have known, these days the good people in Longyang are so blatant, hmph."

There were people walking around in the teahouse from time to time, and suddenly there was a person sitting on the covered seat in front, holding a small white animal in his arms.

Zhu Jian was startled, and muttered in a low voice, "Isn't this Jian Ji and his little wife?"

Wan Zhen'er chuckled twice: "Little daughter-in-law?"

"Just like a child bride, tsk."

Wan Zhen'er whispered: "In terms of age, King Yi is the adopted son-in-law, right?"

Zhu Jianshen's face froze, and he felt that what she said was very reasonable. He felt that my brother was at a disadvantage. Such a small, cute and beautiful brother was eaten by foxes, and he was eaten many times. Compared with those failures in Journey to the West The goblin, this fox fairy is too successful.He got up and left his seat, and sneaked forward, intending to scare him, but he was afraid of being scratched by the fox.

Hu Shisanniang flicked her tail lazily. She used illusion to make herself look like a little fox dog.If a prince raises a fox, people will gossip about it and spread a novel. It's okay to hug a dog. "Your brother came running over."

Zhu Jianji: "Oh."

The emperor was still a little afraid of the living vixen, but he was not afraid of the dead fox. He walked over and called out: "See Ji~"

"Brother, happy new year."

"Happy New Year, both of you are listening to storytelling here, so you can reserve a table all year round?"

"Thirteen Niang likes the story of Nie Yinniang, so I'll just listen to this one, and we'll leave after we're done. Brother, please come and sit with my sister-in-law."

The emperor was surprised: "How do you know she's here too?"

"Haha, brother and sister-in-law are always inseparable, you don't need to look to know."

The three of them, a fox fairy, sat together again, drinking tea, eating melon seeds and listening to storytelling, while the emperor was carefully observing the relationship between his younger brother and the fox. When he heard that the fox was the older one, he suddenly felt that his younger brother was at a disadvantage.

After observing for a long time, he didn't see anything. The fox lay motionless on his lap, flicking its tail and laughing occasionally.

In fact, he didn't know that Hu Shisanniang had been talking to Zhu Jianji in her heart, complaining to him: [Your brother is full of indulgent taste hehehehe]

Zhu Jianji was a little curious: [With Concubine Wan? ]

[Obviously, yes. ] Hu Shisanniang looked back at Wan Zhen'er: [The emperor has a good eye for choosing women, and females must be strong. ]

Zhu Jianji felt that her point of view was really novel, so he had to say: "Oh, you are right. ]

When Wan Zhen'er stayed next to the fox, she was a little restless, and she couldn't help but think of her two fox furs and fox scarf, both of which were tributes, snow-white without any stray hairs.She thought in her heart, when the fox fairy becomes Princess Yi, I have to think about putting away all the fox fur things when she enters the palace, and take out the rabbit fur for use.

The two brothers occasionally chatted in a low voice to discuss the plot, and Zhu Jianji told his brother about the previous plot and the relationship between the characters.

When the storyteller fell to the wood and the storytelling came to an end, Hu Shisanniang jumped on the table with a whoosh, walked up to Wan Zhener and sat down, flicked her tail in front of her, and slapped Looking at the table: [I speak in your heart, and you can also speak to me in your heart. ]

Wan Zhen'er stood like a pine and sat like a bell, her waist straightened, she bowed her head and said: "What orders does the Xian family have?" ]

[What are you afraid of me doing?Did you say what Fourth Sister Wen asked you to say? ]

[Already told the emperor, the emperor said that this is a good marriage, I am afraid that after a long time, the young couple will quarrel, afraid that the fairy family will bully him. ]

Hu Shisanniang rubbed her claws happily: [Great, great!I'm afraid he won't agree!I won't bully the little cutie. Seeing that Ji is so obedient, he cultivates seriously all day long, he is young and mature, and he can do everything quickly. ]

Wan Zhen'er quietly listened to her bragging about her little cutie, "beautiful, calm, gentle and patient; talented, hard-working, never forgetting", she nodded vaguely in response, and suddenly asked: [Xian After the family is married, can they have children? ]

Hu Shisanniang scratched the table excitedly, and the shopkeeper next to him kept covering her heart. This is a new table for King Tan!The two young men helped the shopkeeper away and persuaded him: "Shopkeeper, don't worry about it, the king of Tan has bought several tables for the bounty dog ​​over the years." "Oh, he also drank a lot of tea! "

[Don't ask this, it's embarrassing. ] Regarding this topic, the fox was a little worried. She heard from family members that when a vixen is with a human being, whether or not they can have children depends on the person's yang energy.Uh, anyway, Jianji doesn't care about these things.

After listening to the storytelling, I went shopping again. Although I had to rest during the Chinese New Year, the owners of many shops were locals. I took a few days off from the first day to the seventh day of the lunar new year, and on the eighth day, they opened their doors for business again, busy making money.

The emperor went shopping and bought a Ru kiln with cicada wing patterns all over the place. On the way back, he looked at it over and over in his hand, and suddenly he didn't like it: "This thing doesn't seem to be from the Song Dynasty, it looks a bit like an imitation from this dynasty. "

"Really? What's wrong?"

"Look at this inscription, the writing is more than charming, but not strong enough. Although the posture of the Song Dynasty is elegant, charming, and as thin as thin gold, the inscription on porcelain is very hard."

Wan Zhen'er actually didn't know much about fonts, so she took it and held it in her hand to look at it: "Just now the shopkeeper swore that it was the real thing, if it's fake, does that mean he committed the crime of deceiving the emperor? "

Zhu Jianshen thought for a while: "Well, at most they are selling fakes, and they will be dealt with by the governor."

I held it in my hand and studied it for a while, and was going to give it to Zhu Jianpei. My brother bought him a pen washer from outside the palace. Regardless of whether it was true or not, it was my brother who encouraged him to practice calligraphy.

When the sky was getting dark, the carriage drove into Xihua Gate, and the emperor and concubine got out of the carriage, boarded the warm sedan chair and went back to the palace.

Only one person can sit in the warm sedan chair, and it would be too crowded for two.

When I was walking on the road, I was stopped by someone: "Your Majesty, you are finally back! The Empress Dowager suddenly fell ill!"

"The empress dowager is going to die!"

"Your Majesty, go and have a look!"

Zhu Jianshen was taken aback: "Which Queen Mother?"

"Empress Dowager Zhou! Your Majesty Zhou fell ill after lunch! You can't find the emperor in the whole palace. My Majesty just wants to see you for the last time."

The emperor hurriedly said: "Changing to Kangning Palace, hurry up!"

Wan Zhen'er lifted the curtain in the warm sedan chair behind: "What's wrong?"

The maid next to her said: "Your Majesty, the Empress Dowager Zhou is seriously ill!"

Wan Zhen'er said in her heart that this was good news, but I think it's not that simple. As the saying goes, if a good man doesn't live long, he will live a thousand years, so how could something happen to Mrs. Zhou.

Outside the Kangning Palace, when Wan Zhen'er was helped off the chariot, she only saw the back of the emperor running up the steps, and she also hurriedly chased after her. When she entered the room, the imperial doctors gathered together, with stern faces, and the Empress Dowager Zhou was lying on the bed, His face was pale and sweaty, and he didn't look like he was pretending to be sick.

What is suspicious is that there are two wives standing next to them, and two young and beautiful women outside the palace, one with a beautiful and flamboyant appearance, and the other with low eyebrows and soft eyebrows.