Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

There were only two pictures of strange machines posted on the notice, and it was impossible to tell what kind of machine it was or what it was used for, and it was also incomprehensible to people.

The messenger who stood nearby to publicize the matter said loudly according to the order: "The emperor wants the rest of the pictures!"

"Master, what the hell is this?"

"do not know!"

"Master, how many pictures are there in total?"

"do not know!"

"Where did you get this picture, sir?"

"do not know!"

Yuan Bin was sitting in the gatehouse of the Meridian Gate with a pot of hot tea in his hand, sipping his tea, looking at the papers that kept coming up in front of him, well, as he expected, there were a lot of people fishing in troubled waters.After reading this drawing, many people made wild guesses, regardless of whether the guess was right or not, so they went back and drew two more random pictures, taking them back and saying it was the whole picture.

Although it didn't say how many rewards there were on the list, everyone knew that the emperor would not be stingy.

So far, Yuan Bin has seen: Stove with wheels - I don't know what to think, wooden wheels?The whole car is on fire!

The loom - incomprehensible.

Alternative grits – well, kind of like that too.

A snack cart—huh?

Self-propelled artillery - this is a little more reasonable, but self-propelled artillery wears a lot and does not require too complicated devices.

Instruments - incredible!

Automatic ink grinder—? ? ?How lazy is this talent?

Wooden cattle and horses——Yuan Bin actually guessed that way, Yu Qian is somewhat similar to Zhuge Wuhou, but what is the thing you painted on this picture!Is it really necessary to connect the horse's head to the cow?Why did you draw the horse's head in such detail!

He continued to roast the brazier and drank wolfberry tea.

The next afternoon, Yang Xun came with twenty pieces of paper.Since it was Taifu Yu's dream, he quickly drew the picture after waking up, and he didn't finish it until now.

"My lord, there is another person here, holding the blueprint. It looks more decent than the previous ones."

"Bring him in."

The guards led a person in. Yuan Bin looked up and felt that this person was more reliable. He was about 50 or [-] years old, his face and body were clean, and he had a calm and elegant temperament. And a little bit shy: "Villain Yang Xun, I pay my respects to Commander-in-Chief."

Yuan Bin looked at him carefully, and saw that his appearance was ordinary, his temperament was like a scholar, his face was very fair, his fingers were long and slender, and his fingers were a little black, as if he had been exposed to poison all year round: "Do you have blueprints?"

Yang Xun said: "Yes, the villain knows a few blueprints, which are somewhat similar to the ones on the notice, it seems to be a set."

Seeing the simplicity of what he said, Yuan Bin motioned to the guards: "Bring it here."

The blueprints were brought over, there were twenty sheets in a thin stack, Yuan Bin put down his teacup and looked at each one, his eyes suddenly lit up!The picture on the third picture is exactly the same as the one in the four pictures he took down!

These are the four pictures that have not been circulated. After the emperor handed it to him, no third person has seen it. These are simply anti-counterfeiting marks.

Yuan Bin raised his eyes and glanced at this person. He was not in a hurry to see that this person was still standing with his eyes downcast, hesitantly.He flipped through it again, and saw three other pictures in it, he was almost sure that it was real, that this set of pictures in this person's hand was what the emperor wanted: "What do you do for a living?"

"The villain is a painter, good at painting screens and cages."

Yuan Bin suddenly realized that it turned out to be the case. Raw lacquer is poisonous. No wonder his slender hands have weird skin color. The slenderness is due to the pen, and the skin color problem is due to contact with lacquer.

He asked again: "Where did you get this picture?" The witty Yuan Bin also left another anti-counterfeiting mark.

The guards were very surprised. Could it be that the picture in this man's hand is what the emperor is looking for?This is too fast!

Yang Xun's face blushed slightly: "Return to my lord, I dare not lie to you. These pictures were given by Yu Taifu in my dream last night."

Well, the last one is also on the right!Yuan Bin clapped his hands: "Okay, very good. These pictures are all right, and the spirit of Tuomeng is also right. You wait here. When you are reported to the Holy Spirit, you may be called to the palace to meet the Holy Spirit. Sun Er, pour him a bowl." Drink tea." He stood up, held the stack of blueprints firmly in his hand, and went out of the house.

In the Qianqing Palace, Yuan Bin was given a seat, with a box of snacks on his left and a box of candied fruit on his right. He said without squinting: "Your Majesty, my lord Qi, Yang Xun, a painter, was taught the blueprint by the master in his dream last night. He drew it. ,that's it."

The emperor ordered: "Bring it here." Let me see if it is right.

Taifu Yu said: "That's right, it's him."

The emperor flipped through the stack of blueprints and was very happy. He turned to the screen and said, "My concubine's idea is very good."

Yuan Bin:? ? ?

Yu Qian: -_-||

It was inconvenient for Wan Zhen'er to speak, so she took two walnuts in her hand, and squeezed them open with a click to show that she heard.Slowly peel the walnuts and eat.

The historian who hid in the corner without any sense of presence expressed a little fear, and wrote it down truthfully: Yuan Bin kowtow... The emperor and the screen said: "The concubine's plan is very clever." Wan's answered with crushed walnuts.

He was also a little curious, did Wan Niangniang hit a walnut with a hammer, or how to make a sound, the sound didn't sound like a walnut being cracked.

The emperor gave Yang Xun silver and white as a reward, and asked the Ministry of Industry and the Ministry of Internal Affairs to call craftsmen to make this thing according to the drawings.

Yang Xun changed hands and donated the silver to Yugong Temple, and went home happily, continuing to paint screens~

On the 28th day of the Lunar New Year, the trolley was finished and brought to the Qianqing Palace to show the emperor.

Yuan Bin and Zhang Mao came to watch the fun, Li Xian, Peng Shi and others were going to persuade the emperor not to play with things and get discouraged! Your Majesty, you can play again when the sea is peaceful and the rice is rotten into a warehouse!

Zhu Jianshen looked at this oddly shaped car, and felt that it was very complicated, very, er, very incomprehensible.Ask silently in my heart: "Master Yu, how about this thing?"

Yu Qian said: "It's like this. Crossing mountains and ridges is like walking on flat ground. From now on, there will be no need for porters to transport grain with poles."

The shape of this car is very complicated. The wheels are very unique. The wheels are very big. It is clearly a small cart, but the size of the wheels is about the same as that of a large carriage. There are many strange structures where the wheels and the body are connected.

Zhu Jian pondered for a long time, and before he asked what a shoulder pole was, he finally remembered that he had seen a pole when he was young when he went out to listen to storytelling.

Yuan Bin asked: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty? What is the use of this thing?"

Zhang Mao narrowed his eyes and looked at it for a while: "Master Yuan, this looks like a small car."

Yuan Bin said: "It looks like a small car to me, but it's more complicated than ordinary small cars."

Li Xian frowned: "Mu Zhizhong rope, I thought the wheel was already very troublesome. I don't know what the emperor intends for such a troublesome mechanism to ride in a small car."

Holding the hand warmer in his hands, Zhu Jianshen said with a smile: "My dear friends, you don't know something. Mr. Yu entered my dream and taught me the magic trick face to face, and passed on the blueprint of this small car."

Peng Shi: "Long live, forgive me for speaking bluntly. I heard that Long live will announce to the world and ask for blueprints."

real?Said it was sent by Yu Qian?Are you sure?

Do you really think that we are so stupid in dealing with government affairs every day, that we don't even know what happened at the Meridian Gate?

Zhu Jianshen said calmly: "I remember it, but I can't draw it."

Well?

Ah!

It makes sense, but I can't refute it.

The ministers had nothing to say, so they all looked at the small car.Give it a try if you have the heart, and you can't push the cart in front of your colleagues, and you will lower your status like that.Let's go if you want to, the emperor's interest is strong, it's not appropriate to leave just after showing one's face.

The peasants had no choice but to pick them up one by one and stand by and watch.

The emperor turned his head and waved: "Bring the things here."

Amidst the question marks in the eyes of the ministers, the eunuchs brought over a lot of things and put them on the ground beside the car.In the blink of an eye, the ground of the yard will be covered.

Zhu Jianshen directed: "Put these two sets of firecrackers and firecrackers in. These hawthorns and chestnuts, put them in! This box of ginseng and a box of donkey-hide gelatin, put them in. Well, there are also these candied melons and longxu crisps, put them all in." .Shu brocade is put in. And this, what is this?"

"If you go back to the emperor, this is Shawo Carrot."

"Return to the emperor, this is the radish bought by the villain to cure the disease. It is used to treat the fire. I took the wrong one."

The ministers are all dumbfounded.

[What does the emperor want to do? ]

[What is this for? ]

[What are you doing with a pile of New Year's goods? ]

[Well, the behavior of the emperor is really unpredictable. ]

Zhu Jianshen leaned over and took the radish leaves, looked carefully: "Really?"

It was not quite the same as the radishes he saw every day, the color was wrong, gray green instead of emerald green (because it was not peeled), and the size was not right. "It's okay to take it by mistake, and put the radish in it, so what is this?"

"Back to the emperor, this is dried tofu."

Zhu Jian frowned deeply, this was also a little different from the dried tofu he saw, the dried tofu he saw were thin slices, bright yellow in color, with a thin brown circle around it, like a border.These things in front of me are like small bricks.

Yuan Bin explained: "This thing is not finished yet, it has to be steamed in a pan and then taken out and sliced."

The emperor was surprised: "Why is there dried tofu in the tribute? The five-spice dried tofu made by the imperial dining room is their best appetizer. Why do you need someone to pay tribute?"

When he had doubts, he immediately sent someone to investigate, and the result of the investigation was "decided by the first emperor".

And this dried tofu is nothing unusual, it is sold in a small shop in the capital, and the shopkeeper would send a little guy with a basket to pay tribute to the emperor during the New Year and holidays.

Zhu Jianshen: "Hmph. Take two yuan and send it to Chengqian Palace. If it doesn't taste good, don't take it."

"Everyone, go and get busy." The emperor happily grabbed the handle and waved his hand: "I'm going to deliver New Year's goods to the Empress Dowager Hahahaha~ A little show of filial piety, hahahaha, try the small cart."

Yu Qian covered his face and was speechless. The emperor's behavior still made people feel very nonsense.

Long ago, someone with a small fire was ordered to fly to the Palace of Compassion and Ning to report to the Empress Dowager, and Madam Sun cheered up: "Come here, bring the big clothes here." Put on clothes and hats, and go out to see how cute the fat grandson is!

The emperor grinned and pushed the cart around, thinking it was so fresh and fun—no matter what, no matter how boring, as long as it was the first attempt, it would be fun. "My lord Yu is amazing, you really don't need to lift this car over the threshold!"

"Your Majesty is right, Mr. Yu is really a fairy!"

"The emperor is blessed by gods, so blessed!"

Yu Qian: Feeling stuffy, don't praise me!Regal demeanor!God!What about the ceremonial dignity of the king!Wen Xiangu, take me away!

When the Empress Dowager saw the fat grandson in a bright red brocade robe pushing a small cart full of things, she just found it inexplicably funny when she saw it from a distance. She held the door frame and laughed so hard.

The cheerful black fat man said with a smile, "Mother! It's the Chinese New Year! Happy New Year! Prosperity!"

The empress dowager was overjoyed, and hugged him in her arms: "Good boy, you are so good when you see him deeply."