Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

Yu Qian took out a wooden cow and horse from the kit, which was a big surprise, the speed was too fast, and he touched it casually to see if there was anything missing.

He took out a steam engine model half a cubic meter in size!

He pulled out a generator the size of a jewelry box!

He took out another one-meter-long car model!

Yu Qian looked at it suspiciously, then put these things in mid-air, and placed them on the flat plate formed by the condensed power of his incense.

Wen Si wiped his cold sweat silently, who the hell put this in!Changed the timeline Hey!If the Ming army flew planes to bomb when the Qing army entered the pass, it would be too damn exciting!Although I know that the timeline of this world has collapsed, you must calm down!No, I want to calm down!

Yu Qian looked puzzled, not knowing what these strange things were and why they appeared here. These things looked sophisticated and strange, and seemed to have unknown functions.After looking through it again, there is no book in the kit, and in the large number of books he has read recently about machinery and mechanisms, there is nothing that matches these few things.

He looked at Wen Xiangu without hesitation, wanting to get an answer or an explanation.

The book reveals that these models are real objects scaled down in proportion. Water can be poured into a steam engine to provide energy, and diesel fuel can be poured into a generator to generate electricity, but the power is very small. The same is true for car models. run.It’s just that these things are used as toys by Yao San. Immortals don’t have the traditional scholar-bureaucrat’s thinking that “everything is inferior but reading is high” and “extraordinary skills are not advisable”. They have lived for thousands of years and are interested in any novelty and fun things Interest, if this thing is understood through research, it can be a good way to pass the leisure time.

As for the purpose?There is no purpose, just like a certain god likes to eat konjac tofu and everything similar to jelly, a certain god likes to sleep, a certain god likes to drink, a certain god likes to grow vegetables day after day, this is a quiet and peaceful life Something to pass the time.

Wen Si was very ashamed, she knew what these things were, but she didn't know the principle at all, and she didn't know how to say it.She lowered her head, chanted a spell into a bowl of water, then poured the bowl of water on the white-haired mouse's head, and asked, "Can you talk now?"

The mouse said, "I don't talk."

"You can talk, tell me, how many years have you lived for such an old and fat mouse? Where did you live? Why was it driven to the end by a few cats who didn't have a sense of wisdom?"

The mouse almost bit its tongue in surprise, its front teeth are big, and it always has a funny accent when it speaks: "I live in the imperial dining room, I have practiced for a long time, I still remember that the earliest thing I remember is the emperor's driving Beng, um, four more emperors died after that. My sons all lived in the imperial dining room. The imperial dining room always blocked our holes, and that was fine. We had many roads. But today someone Use, block several of my holes with burning firewood, thick smoke poured into my house non-stop, the peanuts burned, and I had to run out with the children.”

Wen Si listened calmly, as if she wasn't the one who stuffed the firewood into the mouse hole: "Ah, these cats are very orderly."

The book implies that the chronological order is like this. When she first came to the capital, she met a noodle shop and bought ten catties of cut noodles. After seeing the confinement apprentice, she felt hungry and went to the imperial dining room to cook noodles.When boiling water and looking for sesame paste, she felt a bit of a monster at the door of the mouse hole. Considering the little apprentice's little fighting power, she was a little worried, squatting at the door of the mouse hole and shouting for a long time, but no one answered.

When the water boiled, Wen Si casually stuffed a few sticks of firewood into the mouth of the mouse hole he could find, with the purpose of forcing the mouse spirit inside to come out and scold.As a result, the noodles were cooked, but the mouse spirit hadn't come out yet. She took two bowls of noodles to meet the fox spirit. The noodles were so delicious that she forgot about it.The firewood stuffed in was not a big deal, but the mouse holes were stockpiled with flour and shelled peanuts, which could be ignited.

The mouse talked gloomily for a long time, it was meaningless, it was all trivial matters.A well-fed mouse living in the imperial dining room is like a rich second generation, aristocratic class among mice.

Wen Si calmly glanced at the blood on the ground: "Are you going to avenge your sons?"

To be honest, it is not a crime to kill mosquitoes and mice before they become sperm. In detail, mice are more hateful than mosquitoes, because male mosquitoes do not suck blood, and mice living in people's homes will crazily bite and damage furniture. Stock up with clothes and steal food.

"No, I can't beat those big cats."

Wen Si really didn't dare to look at Yu Qian's expression now, and didn't want to answer any of his questions, so he continued to ask, "What are your plans?"

"I heard that eating a baby's brain can make you immortal, I'm going to try it, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh')!" It was put on the neck by the knife that suddenly appeared in Wensi's hand.

"How many fucking have you eaten?"

Yu Qian's attention was diverted, not by Wen Si's shout, but by the mouse's words.That's right, even though he was holding the engine to study what it was, he could still do two things at once and hear the voice next to him.

"No, no, no, I haven't eaten it. I heard about it."

"Who said that?"

"Fourth Lord Hui at the mass grave outside the city..."

Wen Si frowned: "Has he eaten?"

"Having eaten dead people, he told me that the fresher the brain, the better it is for cultivation. Fourth Master Hui can transform into a human form."

Wen Si showed a bit of disgust on his face: "Yeah, shit. You know that Ye Luzi's things can always go astray. Damn it. Do you really want to eat it?"

The white-haired mouse is not stupid, since I have never eaten it before, I simply said: "I don't want to, but I can't live anymore, I don't want to die in the cat's mouth 5555, god, can I follow you in the future, I Can do anything." That's weird.

"What are you going to do?"

"I can dig holes, make them bigger and smaller, and I can eavesdrop on people's conversations. My front teeth are so strong that they can bite through anything." The mouse lowered its head and grabbed a tile, clicked it, and smashed the palace roof. The glazed tiles on it were bitten in half.

A strange expression appeared on Wen Si's face, as if he was caught in the memory, with a bit of sweetness and a bit of disgust.

Yu Qian carefully observed the mouse, and felt that the breath on it was relatively peaceful, probably a vegetarian.He can now see how murderous a creature is. For example, Wen Si, his body is shrouded in a black and red light. It is obvious that the blood he killed once flowed into rivers. They killed birds and butterflies a lot, and this mouse, for example, was relatively peaceful.

He looked at Xiangu Wen again, and saw a complicated expression appearing on her frank, innocuous face: "Xianggu, Ting Yi doesn't know much about the fairy world. In my opinion, although this mouse steals things, it's just a matter of nature. Forced, it doesn't have much blood debt on it, and it seems to be quite obedient. You can take it as a servant, and when the Fox Fairy's plan starts, make up the number. The 'friends' you invited must be very prestigious and cannot act as servants. The fox fairy and the servant." I think the only thing to do is to get rid of that mouse spirit named Hui Si.

"Yes, yes, oh my god, why are you so meticulous." Wen Siyi patted his thigh: "That's it. Little mouse, you can mess with me. Stay here and don't move around. Ting Yi, you Help me write an official document, send people to encircle Hui Si, the Marle Gobi is in the same rank as me, dare to do bad things? Chop it up and feed it to the dogs!"

Yu Qian has a strong tolerance, he automatically blocked her swearing, and took out a pen, ink, paper and inkstone from his sleeve: "Who is the official document written to? How long is it appropriate?"

Wen Si thought for a while: "Write to my...husband, let him send someone to destroy it. The writing should be more formal and more pretentious. Cough, write as elegantly and gorgeously as you can, and writing more than 200 characters is almost enough. .”

Yu Taifu is even more difficult to write, he is a decent person, but also a smart person.

"It's not easy for outsiders to intervene in the matter between husband and wife. It's enough for Xiangu to write a note?"

"No." Wen Si raised his head and looked at the moon sadly: "I quarreled with him decades ago, and the quarrel still has a result, and we can't meet each other. I have given an ultimatum, and I must either obey the order and help him do a series of troublesome things, or let it go. I didn't think about it, I didn't want to do those things, and if I were to part with him, I still had a little bit of reluctance, after all, We survived the hard times together, he kills me and I watch, I kill him and destroy his body, how many times of life-and-death friendship. If I want to break up with him, even if I want to kill him, I can do it. He has no popularity , but I can’t make a decision. Hey, what a fucking hypocrisy. You just write according to business, he is a petty official now, and he won’t quarrel with me on such serious things.”

Yu Qian: My heart is full, why should I listen to these things.Reluctantly sorting out the information, combined with the information he knew before, he tentatively asked: "Can the little official send people to exterminate the goblins? Huh? Why doesn't Xiangu personally do it?"

Wen Si sighed: "Brother Zhuo claims to be a small official, but in fact he just has a low status. The matter started a long time ago, uh, the state of the gods is the same as that of a country that has been stable for a long time, all kinds of sloppy, conceited ~Relying on one's own ability to do everything without thorough investigation." It's just a group of stupid white sweets with high force and no scheming.

"Only His Majesty is careful and meticulous, but he is dedicated to cultivation and doesn't like to pay attention to the affairs of the world all day long, so he opened a public affairs department and asked Brother Zhuo, cough, my husband, to monitor what happened everywhere. .”

Yu Qian said: "The analogy is the supervisor of the East Police Factory?"

Wen Si nodded: "It's just that he's not a eunuch."

Yu Qian: That's not the point!There is no difference between a normal bad guy and a bad eunuch.He roughly understood the situation, adjusted his position, sought future development, and began to write official documents.The writing is very polite, the words are very elegant, and it inadvertently reveals the meaning of "I am not familiar with Wen Xiangu".

After writing the official document, stamp it with a seal, put it in an envelope and throw it out.

Yu Qian inquired around for a while, and briefly sorted out the information: Immortals play leisurely every day, have no rules, are very idle, have personal hobbies, and don't like gold, silver, jewelry, and respectful idiots* mortals (This sentence is the original sentence), prefer quiet.

Wen Xiangu took out a box of seals, including gold seals and jade seals. In addition to the "Wen Ze Lan Seal" she used this time, Yu Qian also saw an amethyst free seal "Xian Ye Ru Lan, Fu Ze Du Kang" , Reminiscent of her real name is Wen Zelan, it's really emotional.

Ministry of Public Affairs, known as a small department that draws maps, the leader is known as a petty official, who has great power and can mobilize officials and troops from various places at will (the number and strength of the army are unknown), and has the ability to kill mortals and goblins who have not passed the examination Power, acting as a placeholder for household registration and marriage licenses for transvestites, has a bad reputation.Sneaky, shady, narrow-minded and vengeful, secretly catching people with pigtails (original words).

The husband of this Wen Xiangu hopes that she will either be a quiet mascot, or do a good job, and Wen Xiangu hopes that her husband will come and go as soon as he is called, give me wine, help me with things, help me kill goblins, Never mind what I do.

From the superficial description, Wen Xiangu's misty and irresponsible behavior is too much, but after careful analysis, the fog is very deep.If she really went too far as she seemed, then there must be other reasons why that cruel little official still didn't let her go.

Either, she has something to do with him, or, Wen Xiangu has a mysterious nepotism relationship with the powerful.

Foreign relatives, most of them are foreign relatives who are domineering and do not think about making progress.

Yu Qian is a modest and prudent person. He never shows off his reasoning ability, nor does he show how meticulous his observation ability is, but he does have it.It is impossible for a careless person to command properly and turn the tide in a critical moment.

It was a long night and a lot of information.

Wen Xiangu left, carrying the white-haired mouse, and said that she would hold a barbecue meeting next spring.

Yu Qian sorted out the information in his heart again, put these strange organ items in his bag, and continued to study the wooden cow and horse that were different from what he imagined.He clearly knows that those overly precise gears and springs are not things that can be understood now. Just as reading starts from enlightenment, and gradually masters the collection of classics and history, learning miscellaneous knowledge, it is probably necessary to learn these mechanical things step by step. It's not good for you to study these hardest things from the beginning.