Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

Wen Siqi is not tall in stature, not amazing in appearance, and his skin is not white. Although his waist is thick, his chest is bigger, so he still has curves.When I was still a mortal, I won the title of "the first beauty in the martial arts" by masking and bragging. Eight major cuisines, 32 cooking methods, and Chinese and Western dim sum are all good. She is especially good at feeding beautiful little loli with food and abducting her His own apprentice, and get along with any foodies.

These are not important, and have nothing to do with her current situation and what she is going to do.

She was squatting on the chair in the dormitory of the main hall of Prince Yi's Mansion, hiding her face, staring at the beautiful boy and vixen sleeping on the bed, and in the dark night, she made a sound of "Suck~Suck~".

It sounds scary, like a snake spitting a letter.

Like an ogre/hunter drooling over tender meat.

Hu Shisanniang was sleeping with Zhu Jianji, her fluffy ears were shaking, as if she felt an inexplicable danger.

Her hair exploded instinctively, slowly doubling in size, as if unconsciously showing off her force to warn the enemy.

Amidst the sounds of 'sucking, sucking' and 'hissing', Hu Shisanniang suddenly opened her eyes, bared her teeth and jumped up: "Who! Who! Who!"

Zhu Jianji was woken up by her, startled: "What's wrong? Huh? What's the smell?"

Hu Shisanniang didn't answer, she just stared at the person squatting on the chair very seriously, grinding her teeth: "Fourth Sister Wen! You are here to do such a thing!"

Zhu Jianji sat up, tried to use his spiritual sense to see what happened, and saw a strong light: "What's wrong?"

Wen Si: "Suck and suck. What's wrong? You can't even eat a bowl of noodles?"

She put the chopsticks on the bowl with a snap, and put the bowl on the table next to her.

Hu Shisanniang broke down and jumped up: "Who would go to someone else's bedroom to eat noodles in the middle of the night! Why are you squatting!"

"The Suo Noodle tastes only when you squat down to eat it, um, it has the feeling of the street. I don't think a fox like you who has been raised by others can't understand it!" Wen Si slowly picked up a bowl of red oil noodles. The table, the bowl she just ate was dan dan noodles.

Zhu Jianji finally 'see' clearly, he got off the bed: "Are you Miss Wen?"

"Yo~ You have practiced well, and you look good too. Hey, why are you so handsome?" Wen Si continued to suck and eat noodles, soaked in pork scorpion and complex and fragrant seasoning, sour and hot The noodles are really delicious, my eyesight is very good, the sliced ​​noodles sold by that store are really good!

The fox was still devastated: "Where did you make the noodles?"

Wen Si waved his chopsticks and made random gestures: "There is a shop that sells cut noodles. I saw it when I was passing by. I bought ten catties. I just cooked it from the imperial dining room. I borrowed some seasonings and bowls. Do you want to eat?"

"Of course!" The fox jumped out of bed, jumped on the table anxiously and opened his mouth wide.

Wen Si picked up a pair of chopsticks wrapped in red oil noodles with minced meat and finely chopped scallions, and then let go of the chopsticks.

The moment he picked it up, the fragrance spread wantonly, King Tan's throat moved slightly, and he was a little hungry.

The chopstick noodles did not fall back into the bowl, but floated in mid-air and into Hu Shisanniang's mouth.

She chewed contentedly, her eyes were red after swallowing, her big sparkling black eyes looked at Wen Si without blinking, and then she poured down the water bottle and drank wildly.

Wen Si smiled: "Hey hey hey hey, if you can't eat spicy food, you have to try it."

Zhu Jianji found that his sense of existence was unprecedentedly low, but, but there was nothing he could do.As the saying goes, when gods fight, cuties don't get involved.

Hu Shisanniang drank half a pot of water with tears in her eyes: "More! Ah!"

Wen Si still sucked away the bowl of red oil noodles, buried his face in the bowl naturally, and licked the plate cleaner than his own face.Already put the empty bowl beside him, Da Ma Jindao sat on the Taishi chair, his legs spread apart, his robe hung down naturally, his hands rested on the armrest, and he looked solemnly: "What do you want? Here is a bowl, you eat her gone?"

Hu Shisanniang scratched her trousers with her claws, but they didn't scratch them. She glanced at the material with some doubts, and secretly hated that it must have been given to her by her good apprentice!

snort!The fourth sister who has neither learning nor skill, can always get all kinds of good things by eating and drinking!I am so angry!

Eat brocade clothes and fine food, wear silk and satin, bah!I've mispoken!

The two reunited after a long absence, and they started chatting, talking about the cooking skills of the royal family about the grilled chicken wings on the mountain, about the aura of the world from the mountain spring water, and about men from the aura.

Seeing her happy face, Wen Si felt secretly unhappy, but it was not enough to hate other people's happy newlyweds just because he wanted to get married: "Wan Zhen'er promised to help you talk, but you also have to become a mortal to marry him. It’s okay if you can’t give birth to a child and adopt one, but you need a carrot to fill the hole. Tell yourself how you plan to do it. It’s not that my sister is bragging to you. As for the procedures in the sky and the earth, my sister can handle it for you. gone."

Zhu Jianji brainstormed that the fox sister turned into a radish, poof, a big white and fat radish, so funny, so funny!

Hu Shisanniang looked up at the sky full of longing, like a little fox with a girl's heart overflowing, and said in a dreamy tone: "I want to have a rainbow in the sky on a cloudy morning. A jade chariot pulled by a golden dragon came from along the rainbow. In the eyes of everyone, the clouds cleared and the mist cleared. I was wearing the plain white clothes with dark embroidered silver patterns of a Yaochi lady official, a golden leaf and white jade crown on my head, and a white jade crown on my body. Wearing brocade, stepping on five-colored clouds, holding a nine-leaf Ganoderma lucidum in my hand, it fell from the sky, and told the king that I had a destiny with him in the previous life, and the golden mother of Yaochi promised me to marry me in the mortal world."

Zhu Jianji couldn't help fantasizing about the scene, it was awesome, he applauded: "This is good, but it's so difficult."

"Yes, it's very difficult." Wen Si raised his foot and kicked her: "You can think of something feasible. I can give you a whole set of fairy clothes, nine-leaf Ganoderma lucidum grass and white jade crown can be borrowed, and the jade chariot You and Jinlong are guards of honor for the Golden Mother of Yaochi, so don't even think about it."

"I saw the golden dragon and jade chariot many years ago, it was so beautiful." Hu Shisanniang scratched her head: "I don't know what is possible, I have been practicing on the mountain, if you hadn't bewitched me to go down to earth, I wouldn't have left me A clean cave."

Wen Si didn't bother to expose her, so he lowered his eyes and thought for a moment: "Well, let King Tan fall in love with you at first sight when he goes out for a trip in the city, and bring you back to his mansion to marry. I'll arrange your identity."

Hu Shisanniang continued to scratch her head: "It's okay, alas, you have to do a full job of my identity, even that, what is the name of the information in the government?"

"Household registration, and the way to enter the capital, surname, name, where you come from, where you are going, the number of people in the family, the number of acres of land per person, and the number of cows in the field. I will prepare everything for you." Wen Wen Si touched the fox, grabbed her big tail and wrapped it around her wrist, holding a toothpick in her mouth with a proud face: "I'm a professional!"

Hu Shisanniang moaned and said: "I want to be a middle-class wealthy family. Don't ask goblins to pretend to be my parents. If you have no quality, you can find my real parents. Also, don't have a male at home. Otherwise, that person will have to hang out in the capital for a long time, and he can't cut off contact with the palace."

Wen Si waved his hand impatiently: "I'll prepare it for you, don't talk so much nonsense." You silly roe deer, if your family is not prosperous, it means your mother is not in good health and will give birth less. , it means that you can't give birth to a child.Mountain gods who are idle everywhere, little apprentices who need to enter the world of mortals to experience, where can I find you a few brothers?Wait, your parents are also fairies.

She was impatient to listen to the little fox's nagging, and left with a wave.

Only then did Zhu Jianji speak: "Sister, is this fairy okay?"

"Okay, she has a lot of hands and eyes, and she has a lot of ability. Back then, she was full-time selling all kinds of approval documents and household registrations. There was no one she didn't know."

Zhu Jianji said softly: "No, sister, did I mean that she will plan this matter well? From her tone, it seems that the relationship with you is not very good."

Hu Shisanniang rubbed her chin: "My relationship with Wen Si is okay, she will definitely prepare well, or I will tell her husband that she is promiscuous outside. Hmph." Isn't it easy to get revenge on her?Her gloomy, jealous and domestically violent husband would beat her to the point of being bruised all over her body——as for the fact that the man would be slashed twice by Wen Sishun, the fox didn't care.

Zhu Jianji said very honestly: "Sister, it's not good to lie. It's okay to joke about small things. It's not good to talk nonsense about such things."

According to the routine of storytelling, if you spread rumors like this, the man may directly attack you, and later find out that you are lying, so he will kill you as a blood sacrifice to his deceased wife.Oops, Pingshu is so bloody, a bunch of people will die if there is nothing to do.

Hu Shisanniang laughed mischievously: "I'm talking about Wan Niangniang and Yu Taifu in the palace, one is an apprentice, and the other is the soul she saved from robbing the practice field, hehehe. Don't worry , that old gentleman is the most particular about the facts, and he is not so easy to be deceived."

The innocent, cute, silly, and sweet His Royal Highness Tan was relieved, covered his face and yawned: "Go on to sleep." After practicing, he is usually very energetic, only in winter, when he is so sleepy.

He seemed to have no reaction to the fact that sister fox was going to marry him, nor was he excited, nor was he excited. He lay down and covered himself with the quilt, and soon fell asleep again.

The excited Hu Shisanniang jumped up and down in the room, bouncing back and forth like the wind, exhausting all the extra energy, and then slowly walked to the bed, lightly jumped onto the little cutie's chest, face to face Get down and sleep.

This place is the warmest and softest, and it is very comfortable to lie on your stomach.