Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

Wan Zhen'er fell asleep, and suddenly yelled: "Ah! I'm going to give birth!"

The palace people next to them panicked in fright, and they hurried up and down like headless flies, carrying the copper basins and kettles back and forth, and someone brought over a large stack of straw paper prepared in advance, and then stood by the side in a daze.

Wan Zhen'er yelled again: "It hurts so much! Is she about to give birth!"

In the past few days, I felt that I was about to give birth several times, and suddenly it hurt very much. After a while, I didn't feel any more. This is very confusing!

Nanny Feng hurried over to appease the empress: "The empress will be patient, and the pain will be gone after birth. The empress has a good figure, and she can tell at a glance that the birth will be smooth."

Wan Zhen'er was a little irritable, and thumped the bed angrily: "When will you give birth!"

Mother Feng said: "Be safe and don't be impatient. There are such things as childbirth in the early days and late days. The children born in the early days are diligent and studious, and the children born in the late days are prudent and dignified. Let me see , Whoops! The water is broken, it's about to give birth, it's about to give birth! It's really about to give birth!"

"Hey, this time it's real!"

The whole Chengqian Palace began to cheer: "It's true!"

"It's really about to give birth!"

"Great!" It was as if the birth was over.

Even Wan Zhen'er breathed a sigh of relief: "That's great!"

Gao Nai glared at the little maids: "Don't make trouble! You, go out of the palace and invite Mrs. Wan into the palace. You, go to the imperial hospital to ask for a gynecological doctor. You, go to the midwife. You, go to the kitchen and ask them to come in." Boil water! Papyrus, silver scissors, and an ax to be prepared."

Wan Zhen'er's pain passed, and she almost fell asleep again. She opened her eyes in shock: "Axe? What do you want an axe for?" The pain stopped a few times before the step to get the axe.

"Your Majesty, this is a folk remedy for natural childbirth. Put the ax blade up and place it under the bed, so you can give birth quickly."

Wan Zhen'er snorted, and was skeptical about this kind of folk prescription. Because she had no relevant experience, it was hard to deny it directly, so she had to watch her put an ax under the bed.Suddenly feel nervous!So nervous!My bed is strong enough!The bed board will not suddenly break, will it?Ahhh, it hurts when I get nervous!

She forced herself to be calm: "I'm hungry, get something to eat. Well, help me up to relieve my hand."

Four people helped her get up, one left and one right held her arms, and two others supported her waist and stomach from behind.

Wan Zhen'er sat in the official room and ordered: "Go and tell the emperor that I am going to give birth. Take a handkerchief and roll it into a roll, and wait until the pain is too much for me to bite."

Mai Mai was a little dazed: "Madam, why? Call out when it hurts."

Nurse Feng wiped her sweat nervously: "You can't shout, you have to hold back your strength and give birth to the baby with all your might."

Wan Zhen'er snorted: "I'm not going to shout. When the time comes, the Empress Dowager Zhou will pretend to be pitiful at the door, telling the emperor that it is not easy for her to give birth to a child. The emperor will feel sorry for her and start to feel sorry for her. What should I do! You all give me Listen well, if the emperor sends someone to ask how the situation is, you can just say that I didn't complain of pain, and the birth will be over as soon as I exert myself."

The palace people are all broken, empress, please stop messing around, how can it be painful to have a baby!You have worked too hard to get angry with the Queen Mother!

They all looked at the empress stupidly, not knowing what to say.

They only know how to serve the empress, but they don't know how to help the empress fight against the queen mother.

"Yes, ma'am."

"Slave obeys the order." As long as you are obedient and obedient, it will be fine.

Just as Wan Zhen'er was about to stand up, she suddenly felt pain again. She grinned her teeth and endured it for a while, gasping for air, "Okay, help me back."

Japonica rice porridge with a little honey, oily duck porridge, soft milk rolls, soft scallion oil rolls, crispy leek boxes, thin salt purple ginger, hemp seed gold shreds and other side dishes are exquisite and tranquil, a soft and rotten The delicate and colorful Dongpo elbow is placed in a large red bowl with blue and white glaze, and the taste of bird's nest meatballs is also very good. These things are placed on the small kang table and eaten directly on the bed.

Hurry up and eat when it doesn’t hurt, and stop and bear it for a while when it hurts. It takes a long time to eat a meal, and the pain is the most unbearable, but the elbow is so delicious!Elbow with porridge, the more you eat, the more delicious it is! ?

"Didn't tell the Queen Mother Zhou?"

"Go back to Madam, not yet. Should I tell Madam Zhou?"

"No need." Wan Zhen'er curled her lips: "We'll talk about it when I'm born, or she'll have to make sarcastic remarks. If she comes, you can tell her that I've said it, be humble and not respectful, and let her take care of her body." , go back to the palace and rest." Oh, I feel angry when I think of the Queen Mother Zhou's face, calm down, calm down.

"Yes. Ma'am."

She was eating the chive box slowly, and couldn't help but think of Master, where is my master and what is she doing now?I haven't heard from her for many years, does she still remember me as an apprentice?I haven't heard that immortals are forgetful, but why doesn't she come to see me?I am now sitting on countless gold, silver and jewels, but I have no chance to give some to her. Master, Master, you have a spiritual response, and you must bless me to give birth to a healthy boy smoothly!

Fourth Sister Wen, who was drunk on a peach tree in a well-known fairy mountain and couldn't get out, said, "Huh? (.-ω-)zzz"

Two flowers bloomed, each representing a branch. Outside the Fengtian Gate, the ministers were loudly reporting what they wanted to say to the emperor in the cold wind, and there were many people who glared at each other.

Zhu Jianshen sat on the wide dragon chair behind the desk with his sleeves folded. The dragon chair was too big for the back of the chair and the armrests for the left and right. The only thing that could relay the power was his stomach.With his hands in his arms and his stomach in his arms, he was like a little landlord sitting on a threshing floor listening to people chattering, listening to what was going on.Yes, after the impassioned and impassioned minister uttered the first two sentences, he began to ignore it—what he said was still a matter of the future.

Why don't you like to listen to this idiot talking underground and let him continue talking?Because Zhu Jianshen saw him talking in the cold wind, coughing from time to time, and felt happy.

At this time, Xiaosu from Chengqian Palace took two little firemen to Qianqing Palace, and the maids were not allowed to move around at will. She told the little eunuch: "You go to the front first, and talk to Eunuch Huai'en .”

She went to look for the eunuch next to the emperor, only to find out that it was not good in the past. The eunuchs who knew her face all followed to the previous court, so she went to someone and said: "This father-in-law, Wan Niangniang is about to give birth. Hurry up." Report to the emperor."

"Hey, Niang Niang Wan is about to give birth and hasn't given birth yet. What's the rush, wait until she is born and then report to the emperor. The emperor is in court, you wait a while."

Xiao Su was very unhappy: "The emperor said before leaving that as long as Wan Niangniang is about to give birth, he will report it immediately."

"Oh, yeah, then let's go home."

Xiaosu glared at him from behind, then angrily watched him run to report to the emperor.

Zhu Jianshen sat on the dragon chair and was distracted. He wandered away for a while, and the cloud in the sky looked like a horseshoe. Then he wondered if I could say that my dream was in my arms. Hey, wait, I did it last night What dream?It seems to be drinking under the moon in a dream, there is a fox dancing, there seems to be a beauty in white, but I can't see the face clearly.

The beauty in white seems to have no breasts, and looks a bit like a boy.Very white!Not only the clothes are white, but the hands are also white!White and thin!Hey, isn't this just to help?Could it be said that Jianji will become... Taiyin Xingjun in the future?Also known as Chang'e in the folk?

Speaking of Chang'e... Can Chang'e really make moon cakes in the Moon Palace?Can the Jade Rabbit really make medicine?There is only one Osmanthus osmanthus on the moon, where does the medicinal material come from?Huh!Sister Wan told me that red beans need to be pounded to make stuffing. Is Yutu putting bean stuffing there?

The sweet-scented osmanthus bean paste in the Mid-Autumn Festival is delicious.Will seeing Ji become immortal?It would be great if he became a fairy!I am too good!

In my current dynasty, Master Yu has become a fairy, and my younger brother has also become a fairy, and there is a fairy air around me!Ah, Sister Wan also has a fairy master, wow!Zhou Tianzi, Han Wudi, and Tang Minghuang are not as good as me!

If Royal Father saw this scene in front of him, he would definitely be envious, heh heh heh!Yu Qian is a ghost, and his father is also a ghost. Will Mr. Yu secretly beat his father?

Yu Qian finally couldn't help it: "I dare not!"

The emperor shivered with fright, and forgot that he would see him when he was thinking and muttering to himself.Pretending to be shivering from the cold wind, he pulled back his thoughts and said in his heart: "Master Yu, have you seen the late Emperor?"

Yu Qian: "I've never seen it before. Well, when I encountered impermanence in black and white, I heard them say that the situation of the late emperor was not good."

"Oh? Let's hear it."

Yu Qian thought for a while, and the original words of the two of them were "Oh my god, I'm so miserable, I beat you like a pig's head" "Hey, Zhu Qizhen is so stupid (stupid, not doing things comprehensively), your grandfather Hit him three times a day to relieve boredom, hey, it's better than eating'.He translated it: "Tai*zu was a soldier and horse all his life, and he managed his family very strictly."

Zhu Jianshen almost covered his mouth and laughed out loud, he knew what was going on with his ancestors, hehehehehe.

The minister under the ground finally finished stating his opinion. Seeing a smile flashing from the corner of the emperor's eyes, he was overjoyed and asked loudly, "What does the emperor think?"

Zhu Jianshen asked lazily: "Are you finished?"

"The minister finished speaking, the minister thinks"

Zhu Jianshen interrupted him: "Go on down after you've finished speaking. An official should care more about people's livelihood and suffering, and don't always stare at my family background." It's true that the emperor is not in a hurry for the eunuch, um, the eunuch is not in a hurry.

Immediately, another minister picked it out in a huff: "Your Majesty, I want to impeach Peng Shi!"

Peng Shi was taken aback, so he had no choice but to go out and listen to him impeach him.

The emperor listened to them quietly. From the corner of his eye, he suddenly caught a glimpse of Wynn leaving. He tried his best to look at it from the corner of his eye. He watched Wynn walk to the corner door and listened to what someone said. Oh, I can't watch anymore, my eyes hurt.

Huai En walked back quickly and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, Madam Wan is going to give birth."

Zhu Jianshen jumped up quickly and shouted: "Retreat!" When the officials were about to ask questions, he was already pushing open the door behind him.

Can't push it away!Although the two doors are not locked, the solid wood doors are very heavy!

Zhu Jianshen exerted more force, more force, more force, but the door didn't move at all.He was so angry that he almost yelled: Who locked the door!

Someone with tact stepped forward to help: "Your Majesty, the subject is here!" Everyone came to push the door, even the guards, commanders of Jin Yiwei, and flattering eunuchs came to push the door together, some of them were pushed open, and the emperor quickly jumped over the threshold , walked away in a hurry.

The ministers grinned their teeth, it was simply unsightly, the emperor actually squeezed through the crack of the door and ran away!He should just wait for the door to open before leaving!What are you in such a hurry for?

Everyone asked in one voice, "What's wrong?"

"Father-in-law, what's wrong?"

"What happened in the palace?"

Wynn looked happy: "Mistress Wan is giving birth!"

All the ministers were in an uproar.Some people protested: "It is the duty of a concubine to give birth, how can the emperor ignore the important affairs of the country because of such a trivial matter!"

"Isn't it just to have a baby! What's the big deal! It's useless for the emperor to go there!"

"You two have the ability to catch up with the emperor and say this. It would be strange if you don't relegate you to Yunnan to raise elephants!"

"Let you eat three hundred lychees a day!"

Someone also murmured: "If this gives birth to a boy, it will be great, and the favor will never fade!"

"If it's a boy, it's sure to be a queen, and nothing else matters."

"To be honest, I really want to marry that girl from the Wang family as my daughter-in-law. My mother said that she is very gentle and dutiful, and taciturn."

"Hey, stop talking, the matter has not been settled yet, what if she still wants to enter the palace."

"Well, that's right, are you going to eat the pot?"

"Buy and leave! Bet on a boy or a girl! If you give birth to a boy, you will pay one, and if you give birth to a girl, you will pay two." Apparently, the lord who sits in the bank does not want Wan Niangniang to give birth to a boy.He took out a brush with a cap and a piece of paper from his pocket, heated up the tip of the pen, and started writing accounts. "Pregnant boy! 20 taels!"

"Pregnant girl! Twelve!"

"Male! 55 taels!"

"Men! One or two!"

"Just press this?"

"Tsk, I don't give you pocket money, what can I do. You wait." He took out another piece of silver from the corner of his clothes, took off his boots, and poured out a piece of silver: "Okay, four taels!"

"Female!"

"It must be a girl!"

"Hmm... I'll do the math later! Mmm, man! Press these six coins!"

Huai En was very upset at the side. He hoped that Madam Wan would give birth to a boy and not come in with other empresses who are not easy to serve, so he walked over and said, "If you want a boy, our family will give you 1000 taels of silver!"

"My lord, what a great handwriting!" The book implies that Wynn's surname is Wang, and other father-in-laws can be called Zhang Ye and Li Ye. Who dares to call him Wang Ye in the palace?Just call vaguely uncle and that's it.

Jin Bao, who had always been at loggerheads with him, sneered: "The baby girl, 2000 taels of silver!"

Li Xian is really angry!Fortunately, Sir Yu is more witty, he floated away with the emperor when they started planning to start a game, otherwise he would be very angry.

Wynn glanced at Jinbao: "1 taels, beat the boy!"

Li Degui walked over slowly: "3000 taels of silver, the capital of our family's pension, can also force Wan Niangniang to have a boy." I asked, Wan Niangniang especially likes sour food.

A young Xungui sitting in the village wiped his cold sweat: "Elder-in-law, I can't afford to pay so much." I was wrong, I can't afford such a big deal!

Jin Bao gritted his teeth secretly: "Hmph, our family won't bet with you!" If you can afford the bet, what if you lose.In case I win, you tell the emperor, the emperor will dismiss our family and drive us away in a fit of anger.You give birth to a boy, no matter what kind of boy you give birth to, the emperor thinks that you have one heart with him, hum, old chicken thief!

Zhu Jianshen ran to Chengqian Palace out of breath, and the palace people behind had no choice but to follow him, almost tripping over the threshold.He ran to the door of the main room and didn't dare to go in, rubbing his hands, holding on to the big red-painted pillar, panting non-stop: "Have you given birth?"

A crowd of palace people hurriedly saluted outside: "Your Majesty!"

"All blessings, Your Majesty!"

"The empress is not born yet!"

A row of midwives, nurses, and nurses waiting in the maid's room heard the sound, took a sneak peek, and then hid again.

Gao Nai faintly heard the sound, came out to have a look, and saw the emperor running with flushed face and steaming from his head: "Your Majesty has just started, and she is eating to replenish her energy. Your Majesty, why don't you come in first to have a look at Your Majesty?"

"Huh? Didn't you say you're going to give birth?" Zhu Jianshen walked in with question marks all over his head, entered the room, and took a look in the inner bedroom. He saw her holding a big belly, a scallion oil roll in her left hand, and a large piece of chopsticks in her right hand. Elbow, a maid held her leg and rubbed it vigorously. "Sister, are you really going to give birth?"

Wan Zhen'er frowned and nodded: "Nurse said the water has broken."

Zhu Jian sniffed deeply, smelling the strange smell in the room, he couldn't help being a little dazed: "Don't you feel pain?"

Wan Zhen'er wanted to say that I almost hurt to death just now, but now I just feel something falling down—with a happy smile on her face: "It doesn't hurt, it seems to be fine soon."

Zhu Jianshen scratched his head in a daze: "The imperial physicians said you should get up and walk around twice, and then, uh, kneel and sit on the bed. The imperial physicians didn't explain clearly to me!"

Wan Zhen'er is very happy, she is finally going to give birth!One month after giving birth, you can get out of bed and run around!

Zhu Jianshen asked the left and right again: "Would King Tan enter the palace?"

"What do you want King Yi to do? He still knows how to have children?"

"You don't understand." The emperor said mysteriously: "Jianji can recite mantras! He specially learned how to give birth!"

Wan Zhen'er began to giggle: "I put an ax under my bed, seahorses are pasted on the window, birth-inducing soup is being cooked in the kitchen, and Mai Mai is rubbing my acupoint Sanyinjiao, do I still need to chant the mantra?"

Zhu Jianshen thought about it carefully: "Be prepared!" He ordered his servants: "Ride fast horses and invite King Yan into the palace!"

"Little man obeys!"

"Nurse Gao, what is birth-inducing soup and does it work?"

Madam Gao came over and explained: "Three percent of musk, five qian of clove, one or two of cinnamon, one or two of aurantium husk, two of rabbit brain, five qian each of safflower and sumac. Mix together and fry, take rabbit brain and three spoonfuls of soup Take the juice together. It has a miraculous effect."

Zhu Jianshen's saliva was almost drooling: "Is it delicious?" Rabbit brain is delicious, is it delicious cooked like this?

Just as she was talking, the nanny was holding a tray in her hand, and on the tray was a small Ru kiln tureen, which contained this soup and medicine: "Young lady, don't eat it, drink the medicine while it's hot."

"It's not red yet, and you can't eat it if you don't see red."

Zhu Jianshen sat next to her and didn't know what to say. He stared at her with his hands in his hands and wiped off his cold sweat: "Sister Wan, why are you so happy!"

Wan Zhen'er continued to smirk: "Hey hey hey, I'm finally going to give birth! I've been looking forward to it for eight months!"

"I do too! I hope he has been looking forward to it for eight months!" Zhu Jianshen was excited: "The imperial edict after the seal has been written! I'm just waiting for you!"

Wan Zhen'er smiled brightly: "This child must be born like you."

"Must be! Thick eyebrows, big eyes, dark complexion, masculine! Great!" He scratched his chin excitedly, wishing he could grow a beard to play with.

Wan Zhen'er scooped up a rabbit's brain and threw it into her mouth, then swallowed it winkingly: "Bah, bah, it's too bad! No seasoning!"

"Your Majesty, you haven't seen the red yet! Uh, you've seen the red. Please move, Your Majesty!" "Please move your Majesty to the study." "Hurry up and boil the water!"

Zhu Jianshen's little heart was beating wildly, and he was sweating nervously, not knowing what to say, so he shouted dryly: "Come on!"

Wan Zhen'er: "Hmm!" I really don't know what to say.

This is actually quite funny, although the midwives who came in after washing their hands and faces, the maids holding the cotton cloth, the maids holding the toilet paper, the maids holding the water basin, the nanny supporting the empress, and the maids who removed the dining table I can't be happy.

Wan Zhen'er lay on the bed: "Woo, it hurts, where is the handkerchief!"

"Your Majesty, you didn't cover your mouth when you gave birth to a child, so don't..."

"Young lady, please bite lightly, it will hurt your teeth!"

Wan Zhen'er stretched out her hand to grab the quilt, pulled it over and bit a corner, and stopped her mother-in-law's eyes in vain.After biting for a while, it didn't hurt anymore, she let go, and couldn't help complaining: "When will I be born!"

So slow, so slow!etc!Let me think about it!I've heard about several women giving birth, um, it seems to take several hours to give birth. Zhou Dalian gave birth very quickly at the time, and it was over in about two hours, and the second child was born even faster.Well, Mrs. Wang took a long time to give birth, from the middle of the night to the afternoon before giving birth.Hang's birth was slow, and the root cause of the disease was left after the birth.

"Your Majesty, sit up, it's better to sit up."

"Yes, you sit next to me."

Sitting quietly against Madam Gao for a while, she yelled again: "My legs are numb!"

The midwife also yelled, "I see the top of my head! Ma'am, don't force yourself, breathe, breathe, breathe!"

Wanmu, who lived a little far from the palace, and King Yi, who lived almost next door to the palace, arrived at the same time. In fact, it was useless for Wanmu to come here. Like the emperor, she could only cheer.

King Yi stood in the yard and counted: "It's coming soon, it's about to be born."

Zhu Jianshen pulled him nervously: "Quickly chant the mantra, quickly chant the mantra!"

Zhu Jianji muttered, "The hour hasn't arrived yet, it's still a quarter of an hour away."

The emperor asked the left and right: "What time is it?"

"Back to the emperor, in a quarter of an hour it will be Sishichu!"

The emperor circled around King Tan: "Isn't it here yet! Hasn't he been born yet!" He threw himself down the window and asked, "Sister Wan, are you all right! Why don't you shout!"

Wan Zhen'er was full of anger: "It doesn't hurt!" It was actually a lie, the pain had just passed.

Zhu Jianshen muttered again: "My lord Yu, are the jelly beans ready!"

Yu Qian: "It's ready." Forget it, let's not blame you for messing up at this time.Hey, the old man was much calmer than you when Zhuo Jing gave birth. Although I accidentally grabbed a brick from the wall, it was because someone cut corners when building the house.Although I accidentally tore apart two volumes of the book while waiting to read it, it was because the quality of the book was not good.

Soon, the baby will show its head, and soon, the birth will be over.

"Report to the emperor! A little prince is born!"

"The little prince is in good spirits!"

It is the beginning of Sishi! (Nine in the morning)

Zhu Jianshen jumped twice excitedly: "That's great! Amnesty to the world!"

Yu Qian yelled: "No! The birth of a prince is a good thing, but the wicked cannot be released from prison to harm the common people!"

Others couldn't hear Yu Qian's words, but the emperor was stunned for a moment: "Forget it, I won't amnesty the world!"

After the silver scissors were burned on the fire, they were thrown into a basin of cold boiled water to cool down and cut the umbilical cord.

The little prince was not big, he was neither fat nor thin when held in his hands, he estimated around six catties, and looked wrinkled.

Zhu Jianshen lay at the door and scratched at the door: "Sister Wan, are you okay? Does it hurt? Concubine Jin! Can I be concubine first? I really have no money recently!"

Wan Zhen'er laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, good! Anything is fine!"