Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

I came quietly, just as I walked, holding my younger brother on tiptoe, so as not to be discovered by the queen mother ——Zhu Jianshen

Zhu Jianji didn't say a word, and was obediently pulled out of the Kangning Palace by him, still feeling dizzy.It's really not good to join in the fun and listen to people's quarrels. Although it is interesting, it will delay the rest, and I will never listen to it next time.

The historian had a notebook in his armpit, a writing brush pinned to his ear, and took out a fan from his sleeve to fan himself wildly.He has been quietly following behind the emperor like a martial arts master, pushing the phrase "following like a shadow" to the limit!When the Empress Dowager and Lu Yiren quarreled just now, he also recorded the whole process by the side. He wrote it very carefully, and secretly sighed in his heart. The places are quite suitable.Hey, the emperor was sitting at the door watching the excitement, and didn't dare to go in. This part is hard to write.He considered it for a while, and wrote 'the emperor dared not enter the wall', all right!

Zhu Jian swayed to the soft sedan chair with a deep smile: "Jianji, come and sit beside me."

"Oh." Zhu Jianji followed his hand and stepped up, before sitting down: "Ah, brother, is this suitable?"

"Appropriate. Appropriate." Zhu Jianshen pulled him up with a smile, and sat beside him: "My sedan chair is so big that I can't even touch the left and right with my arms outstretched, so I can lie down."

Zhu Jianji stretched out his hand and touched the side, and it was really big, so he sat down with a smile on his face: "Brother, does Queen Mother Zhou quarrel with people like this every day?"

"No." Zhu Jianshen was very tired: "In the past, she only listened to women who flattered her. Who knows what happened, and suddenly she began to collude with both inside and outside, trying to attack me from inside and outside. Alas, I have so many troubles all day long, she She only wants to force me to marry a queen who flatters her, the palace servants only want to hug my thighs, and only Sister Wan loves me."

Zhu Jianjixin said: If it wasn't for a vixen sister beside me, I would really say that you were bewitched by the vixen. "Mistress Wan understands you."

Zhu Jianshen had his own feelings: "Yes! She knows me, understands me, and still loves me. How can others compare to her?" When she was afraid when she was a child, she threw herself into her arms and hugged her tightly, but now she can't , her stomach is not as soft and squeezeable as mine, so I can only hold her behind my back. "I don't know how much she has suffered behind the scenes. I dote on her like this, and the queen mother dares to humiliate her like this. She doesn't take me seriously at all. If they marry the queen, they will join hands..."

The emperor muttered a lot, fully expressing his concern about the situation in the harem.

Zhu Jianji [Daily Fear of Marriage], quietly listening beside, humming and chirping.

It's really like accompanying a king like a tiger, and the emperor really turns his face like a book.

In less than a cup of tea, Zhu Jianshen quietly moved away from his position, and said with emotion: "I shouldn't have pulled you up."

Zhu Jianji: "Huh? What's the matter?"

"It's so hot!!!" Zhu Jian hid himself close to the window: "Jianji, why are you so hot? It's so hot, you don't have a fever, do you?"

"No. I still think you are cool." Zhu Jianji thought for a while, and suddenly became happy: "Brother, this is Yuanyang~"

Zhu Jianshen rummaged around for a while, took out a fan, and slapped himself wildly: "Fuck you! I'm not yet old enough to be hollowed out by women. Yuanyang, huh, what are you doing?" Do you want to learn scriptures? There are monkeys in Dongyuan, do you want to hold one?"

Zhu Jianji said with a smile: "We cultivators look down on those bald donkeys the most!"

Zhu Jian snorted deeply, and began to complain again. A certain great monk wrote a book to impeach Zuo Shanshi (official name), the head of the monk record, for sleeping in flowers and sleeping in willows. , because he had nowhere to go and became a monk, and because he was resentful because of the difficulty in promotion, the two of them came and went to each other, wasting a lot of the emperor's time, and wished to dismiss them both.

It is implied in the book that there is a monk recording department in Kyoto, which manages monks and nuns all over the world.Its members are about the good world, the sixth rank; the left and right explaining the teaching, from the sixth rank;As for the local monk officials, the prefecture has a Seng Gang Division, with a Du Gang and a Deputy Du Gang;

The melodies of ordinary monks cannot be heard in the sky, but the melodies of monk officials can always be unimpeded.

When he arrived at the Qianqing Palace, the emperor couldn't wait to get off the sedan chair, ran happily into the house, and stood in front of the big Su Mali vat with green dragon patterns on which a large piece of ice was placed, enjoying the cool air comfortably.

The eunuch staying beside smiled and bowed: "Your Majesty, you are back. Look, these five baskets of memorials have just arrived."

Zhu Jianshen's eyes darkened, his heart felt cold, his feet softened, and he almost sat on the ground.

"Wan Niangniang sent people to deliver hibiscus cakes, plum cakes, orange cakes, mung bean shortcakes, and mint jelly to relieve the emperor's summer heat."

"Great."

King Yi was helped in, and the emperor stuffed him with a sweet and chilly orange cake. Holding a bowl of orange cake, he began to review memorials while eating snacks.

Fourth Sister Wen, who has many years of failed weight loss experience, would eat cooked beef with wine if she saw this scene, and complained that he would never lose weight like this.

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When the belly is big, it is always uncomfortable and heavy, and there are many discomforts in life. I feel no appetite when I eat, it is difficult to relieve my hand, and I am tired when I turn over when I sleep. Occasionally, the unborn baby feels that the internal organs are injured when the range of movement is a little larger. It hurts like hell.

Wan Zhen'er was a little uncomfortable at first, so she ran to the Kangning Palace and walked around, and now she feels refreshed, her waist is not sore and her legs are not hurting, it tastes delicious!

When Mrs. Lu was taken away, there was Erhei, a young maid from Kangning Palace, who followed her orders to Chengqian Palace with her entourage.

The palace servants in Chengqian Palace were very sensible, Erhei was dragged into the room for snacks as soon as Erhei came over.

The empress chatted with Mrs. Lu for a while, calmed down, and sent someone to send the old lady out of the palace.

Mrs. Lu was satisfied and felt that she was very respected. After thinking about it carefully, Niang Niang Wan suffered such unfair injustice. She was respectful and polite in front of her face, and she didn't even complain behind her back. She was really a rare good person, an honest person, and It's so difficult that there are still such people now that the world is declining.

Wan Zhen'er doesn't complain. What she plans to do is far more vicious than complaining. She secretly thinks about this bad idea of ​​killing people without blood: "Did Er Hei follow? Ask her to come in?"

Listening to the call of the empress, Erhei was pushed out quickly.Erhei stuffed his mouth full of snacks, hurriedly ran to the main hall, crossed the threshold and quickly fell to the ground, kowtowed, but didn't speak.

Her mouth was covered with snacks, she couldn't swallow and was reluctant to spit it out, so she mumbled something.

Wan Zhen'er said, "Give her some water to drink."

Erhei Ton Ton drank a bowl of water, poured all the snacks into his stomach, and then kowtowed again: "Greetings to the empress, the empress is blessed and safe. Sister Xihong sent a servant to tell the empress what happened today .”

Xihong is a first-class court lady next to the Empress Dowager Zhou, her status is close to that of the Shang Palace, she has been bought by Wan Zhen'er, and she often exchanges information for money.She had to follow the Queen Mother all the time, she couldn't leave, and always sent Erhei to pass on the message.Erhei is the girl who boils water in the tea room, she never shows up in front of the empress, she got the name because of her darker complexion, but she is not the darkest, the darkest little eunuch is called Dahei.These are all names given by the Empress Dowager Zhou.

Mai, Xiaosu, Hongdou, Jindou and other Chengqian palace people were once dissatisfied with the name of their whole grains, but when they thought of Kangning Palace, they had no complaints.

Erhei narrated everything that happened today. She has a good memory, and she can write down many large passages of the original words and repeat them as they are.Wan Niangniang, who was raised and listening, was refreshed, as if she was a fairy.

"Take five taels of gold and seal it together, bring a pen and paper, and mix some paste." Wan Zhen'er wrote the seal with her own hands and pasted it on.He also ordered: "Erhei, go back and tell Xihong that I want her to persuade the queen mother to take more ginseng and not listen to the doctor's advice. If it works, I will thank her very much."

Erhei repeated what the empress said, peeking at her nodding, and said, "I remember."

Wan Zhen'er nodded: "Give her five qian and pack a bag of dim sum."

Erhei thanked him and left.

The little girl didn't understand: "Your Majesty, what do you mean?"

"Don't worry about it, and don't talk about it."

Wan Zhen'er snickered alone in the room, she couldn't help sniggering, she was really flattered.Ben Gong is so smart!

When I was discussing with the imperial doctor about health preservation in autumn, the imperial doctor said that the Empress Dowager Zhou never obeyed the doctor's advice. She said she couldn't drink alcohol but she wanted to drink alcohol. She said she couldn't eat mung bean soup but she wanted to eat mung bean soup. of.As for ginseng, the imperial physician clearly said that ginseng should not be eaten during pregnancy, and then casually mentioned some taboos. Eating ginseng in summer is harmful to the body, so I advised me not to eat it.I don't eat it, I believe the Empress Dowager Zhou will definitely eat some ginseng to nourish her body, hum.

☆、Chapter 134

Chi-chi-chi-chi, eating snacks, while approving memorials, these miserable years!

None of these memorials can make people happy!

Hardly any good news!The rare good news is just to hold on to the city and suppress the rebellion, but we need more food, grass and weapons.

Next to him, King Yan lay leisurely on the rocking chair, shaking slightly, with a soft and absorbent cotton towel on his chin, and a plate on his chest—this was all his request, and he didn't want to be fed.

On the plate were pitted and cut plums, watermelon, cherries, peeled grapes, and oranges. With his eyes closed, he pricked randomly with a fork and ate a piece.Every piece is a surprise, I don't know what will be tied, no, I suddenly ate a piece of lychee, and only then did I know that there is still a lychee.

No one saw that there was a beautiful white fox squatting on his stomach, with its two front legs stretched out and its hind legs bent. Looking down to eat fruit from his plate. .

After Hu Shisanniang prudently confirmed that those stupid mortals did not falsely accuse her little cutie, she went to the warehouse to steal a lot of wine. She stole very skillfully. Scoop one bowl at a time and drink it happily.When he was drunk, he slept on his stomach on the wine jar, and came to him after waking up.

Wan Zhen'er walked in slowly holding her stomach: "Your Majesty~ah, His Royal Highness, you are also here."

King Yi heard her voice and sat up quickly: "Sister-in-law." He remembered that he should avoid according to etiquette, uncle and sister-in-law could not see each other, and suddenly remembered that I couldn't see.An Anxin lay down and continued to eat.

Zhu Jianshen stretched out his hand happily: "Sister, it's inconvenient for you in such hot weather, why are you here?"

Wan Zhen'er walked quickly to his side, took his hand, and whispered, "I miss you."

The emperor felt a pang in his heart, and couldn't help but smirk: "Hey, I miss you too. Come on, sit down, don't stand up. Do you want to eat lychee?"

"Don't want to eat, don't you want to eat?"

"It's sticky and too juicy, so you can't eat it when you're approving memorials." For the emperor, approving memorials = eating snacks.

Zhu Jianshen hugged her under the ribs. In the past, he would stretch out his arms to hug her waist, but now her waist is too thick, so she can only hug the part above her waist.Burying her face on her shoulder, she said in a low voice: "Sister Wan, I know you are wronged... what do you want?"

Wan Zhen'er smiled a little embarrassedly: "I, I do have something to do. Jianshen, you can raise the rank of Mrs. Lu, and transfer her son to Yushitai, okay? She If my son dares to speak out and speak out like her, there will be many good things in the future."

Pillow wind is the best, and the emperor agreed decisively: "Okay, Mrs. Lu leapfrogged her rank to become a third-rank imperial man. Well, who is her son?"

"Li Dongyang."

"Oh, it's him?"

Wan Zhen'er was startled: "You have valued him a long time ago?"

"During the Jingtai period, he was recommended to the palace as a child prodigy to meet the emperor. The child had short legs and could not cross the threshold (threshold) of the palace. The eunuch helped him over and said with a smile, 'the child prodigy has short feet', and replied, 'The door of the son of heaven is high. "Emperor Jingtai, my uncle likes him very much. He asked him to write some words to read, and hugged him on his knee to talk to him. Do you remember?"

Wan Zhen'er smiled and said, "I remember, it was him. At that time, his father worshiped under Dan Chi. Emperor Jingtai asked him, 'Is it polite for the son to sit and stand with the father?', and he replied in response: 'Uncle Ni Aid, Quan Ye.' It was a good talk in the palace at that time!"

At that time, you, the prince, had not been abolished.

Zhu Jianji also remembered: "It's him, I heard that his poems are very good."

"Then is he qualified enough to be the censor?"

The emperor thought about it, and thought it would be ok: "My mother has ordered, of course it is enough~" He readily agreed, and immediately ordered someone to draft an order to transfer Li Dongyang from the Imperial Academy to Yushitai. You must be very good at it, come on, let's shine.As far as I know, there were some very capable censors in the previous dynasty who were dedicated to impeaching relatives of the emperor, uncles of the country, and even impeaching the Queen Mother for certain actions that endangered the country.You just want to impeach, I can't do anything to the Queen Mother, but I won't do anything to you either!

Wan Zhen'er told him the Analects of Confucius that Mrs. Lu said. It was a very useful sentence!

Filial piety is conditional, filial piety is greater than etiquette!

Yu Qian has been with the emperor all the time, rarely drifting into the harem, but the emperor said that the few words he saw were enough.He originally thought Concubine Wan was like Empress Wei, who was steadfast, forbearing and unyielding, and also liked to give small favors to others, but now it seems that only using concubine as a comparison has wronged her.It should be compared with Wang Mang. Simple life, modesty and prudence, courtesy to corporals are all good things, but it is too suspicious to put it on Wan Zhener.

What Mr. Yu suspects is not her attitude towards the Queen Mother Zhou. Any concubine who is not crazy knows not to be rude to the Queen Mother. Civilian mother-in-law and daughter-in-law can bully and beat each other, but not in the royal family.

.What really made him suspicious and more wary was her attitude towards Lu Yiren. Wan Niangniang's attitude was too gentle, and she was too polite and virtuous.Yu Qian knows that a gentleman is a villain for profit, Lu Yiren is obviously an orthodox and firm gentleman, and Wan Niangniang has also seen her temper clearly. Such a virtuous and corporal, who buys people's hearts and gives high-ranking officials and rich salary, is afraid to take advantage of Lu Yiren To do things with her son, to raise the flag for herself.

Only then did Yu Qian realize that concubines really can't do politics, but they can blow the pillow, and they can also send messages through the minister's mother and wife.This was far beyond his imagination, he thought that Wan Zhen'er could only exchange news with the outer court by bribing the eunuchs, but he didn't expect such an operation!It must be said that marrying an unworthy wife can destroy three generations!Mr. Yu, who always thinks too much, has already thought about the matter of Empress Wan's dictatorship in the future. If the life span of the emperor is about the same as that of the first emperor, I'm afraid she will supervise the country.Oops!

Concubine Wan can be said to have a good mouth, and she also has a plan in her heart, so it's hard to deal with!Now that the emperor has a deep affection for her, if I directly say that he should stay away from Concubine Wan, I am afraid that my fate will be similar to that of Bigan, Wu Zixu, Changsun Wuji, and Jinghui. The concubine of the harem who is favored by the country.

The couple got bored for a while, rubbing against each other, cuddling and kissing each other quietly and touching each other.

All the fruits in the deep plate were eaten, and the servant took away the plate. Hu Shisanniang broadcast the whole process to Zhu Jianji viciously: "The emperor is touching her face." She also put a small paw on Zhu Jianji's face Rubbing and rubbing, then slipping on his chest, stomping and stomping, like a cat stepping on milk.

Zhu Jianji said lazily: "Go down and give me a scratch."

Hu Shisanniang used the little meat pad to tickle him, but didn't do much to relieve the itch. It probably meant something like this: "I like rocking chairs, so I want them too!"

Zhu Jianji immediately agreed: "I'll add another one when I go back, I'm so sleepy lying on the rocking chair, yawn~"

Hu Shisanniang continued the live broadcast: "Hey, I'm kissing, why only kissing the mouth and not licking the hair! Licking the hair is better." While talking, he lowered his head and licked Zhu Jianji's bun line: "What do you think? "

Zhu Jianji said calmly: "You are right." It doesn't matter, you are right in everything, this little habit is nothing.

Wan Niangniang walked away with her belly in her arms.

The unique gait of pregnant women looks cute and a little silly.

The emperor looked at her back with nostalgia, and after leaving his power bank, he picked up the ink brush and began to write impassioned memorials.

Yu Qian said quietly: "Your Majesty, there is an old saying, love him, and plan for him far-reaching."

Zhu Jian was stunned for a while, scratched his head foolishly, and said in his heart: "Master Yu, who are you talking about?"

Yu Qian resisted the urge to sigh. He felt that he was infected by the emperor and became very fond of sighing. He didn't sigh so many times during the defense of Beijing. "The person I mentioned is none other than Wan Niangniang who just left."

He said in the most tactful way that a cabinet minister and an outstanding literati can do, if you want to be good for Wan Niangniang, don't let her take on so many things, just let her have children in the middle palace safely.Summing up with the queen mother, he has a bad temper with her, and also bad with the prenatal education of the little prince.To fight against the Queen Mother with the strength of a concubine, she has to win over the officials and gather a strong political weight for herself. After fighting the Queen Mother, these things will become a burden. Like Jingzong, you, the emperor, can't 'arbitrate', which is also bad for her reputation.

Zhu Jianshen nodded seriously, feeling that what Master Yu said made sense.I!Chenghua Emperor!Zhu Jianshen!How can you be cowardly, a man!How could she hide behind Wan sister and let her deal with the queen mother!

Yu Qian threw out another good idea, a good idea to deal with the Queen Mother.He is really good at strategizing, and the tricks he picks up at random are also excellent tricks.

The emperor immediately adopted it and began to implement it immediately.

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The next day, the emperor issued an edict, reaffirming the ruling program: reduce meals, withdraw music, cultivate morality and save guilt, feast for royal scriptures, never travel to feasts and field hunting, stop extra weaving, cheer up hungry people, and catch thieves.

The cabinet was particularly moved, the emperor was just too wise and mighty!I really want to be a good emperor wholeheartedly!

The cabinet, the six ministers, and other officials were all very excited. They were so excited that each of them carried a stack of memorials to report to the emperor. When he entered the room, he saw the fat black man sitting shirtless on the dragon chair, even wearing gauze clothes Too lazy to wear it.

Disgraceful!Sven sweeping the floor!