Although I am weak, my friends are super strong

Yu Lansong had a dream. In the dream, he was tied to a huge tree, and the vines protruding from the old tree were tightly wrapped around his waist and legs like snakes.

The rough bark rubbed against the softest skin all over his body, and the feeling was itchy and painful. He had to bite his lower lip tightly to keep from screaming.

The crimson face was gently caressed by the cold tree trunk, as if the conscious tree was playing with it wantonly.

His thin and white ankle was held by someone, and it kept pulling down. Suddenly, the confinement on his body disappeared, and he stepped on the air, and suddenly woke up.

He didn't know when he fell asleep, and Narcissus was sitting next to him reading a book.

A male elf who looked very similar to a human in his 30s was looking at him with his chin resting on his head. His sharp eyes made him cringe.

The minister was observing this unknown human race, and suddenly noticed a dissatisfied gaze. When he turned his head, Narcissus was looking at him with a frown.

he,"……"

Elves are very possessive of their partners, which is understandable and understandable.

The minister cleared his throat, "Hey, Wang, what did you just say?"

Narcissus's attention was on Yu Lansong who had just woken up. Like a computer that processed information very slowly, he turned his head unresponsively, "Well... that human businessman, arrest him."

The minister frowned in embarrassment, "Yes, yes, but we are in our micro-element forest, and there is no suitable law to punish him. Even if he is arrested, he will be released without charge after a while."

Because the micro-element forest advocates freedom, the social structure is scattered, and coupled with the needs of the nobles, there is no way to implement the Human Race Protection Law here.

After thinking for a while, Narcissus said, "Send him to the Temple of Light."

Traffickers in the Temple of Light will be sent to the Hexagram Prison until they die.

The minister was a little puzzled, logically speaking, their king's character is not to meddle in other people's business, and the life and death of the human race is really nothing in the eyes of the elves, after all, it is none of their business.

Moreover, the merchants can be said to be mutually beneficial to the elves by doing this, and they can also earn a lot of income from it, so although Narcissus doesn't like this kind of behavior, he has never intervened.

He asked cautiously, "Wang, may I ask why you did this?"

Yu Lansong listened for a long time before he understood. He was also curious, so he waited for Narcissus' explanation.

But Narcissus turned his head nonchalantly, pretending to look at the rings on Yu Lansong's fingers seriously, pursed his lips tightly, and put on a gesture of avoiding talking.

Yu Lansong, actually intends to get away with it!

The minister sighed and said helplessly that he knew, "Okay, I'll do it now."

Narcissus, "...um."

The three of them fell silent for a moment. Narcissus is not someone who would take the initiative to chat with someone, let alone Yu Lansong. He doesn't even know what the situation is now.

The minister wanted to say something, but when he looked up, he found Narcissus looking at him with inexplicable eyes of "Why are you still here".

He glanced at Yu Lansong several times, and asked Narcissus cheekily, "King, you haven't introduced me yet, this is..."

It may be that his winking look is too ugly, the originally handsome facial features are all crowded together, and Narcissus looked away, "He is a human race that I bought for [-] elf coins."

The minister was very angry, "Oh~"

He gave Narcissus a look, "King, I have something I want to tell you privately, can you move this way?"

Yu Lansong immediately lay down very sensibly, pulled the quilt up by the way, and said, "I still want to sleep for a while, Narcissus, let's talk first."

Narcissus felt that he had indulged him too much. The minister called him into a corner, and the first thing he did was to question him, "King, raising human races is not how you raise them."

Their king turned his head, his fine eyes fixed on him questioningly.

The minister knew that he was inexperienced, so he quickly said, "Human race is a race that likes to be lively and playful, and the frequent banquets can prove this point, and they live in groups. Your place is really too deserted."

Even he couldn't stand it anymore, "Also...humans are very delicate, unlike elves who have a long life span, ordinary humans can't stand the estrus period of elves."

Narcissus was silent for a long time before reacting, he explained, "I didn't..."

"King, you don't need to say any more, why don't you admit it even if you can't get out of bed?" The minister was filled with righteous indignation, thinking about how the human race was treated by their king, he felt a little sympathetic to that human race.

"He..." Narcissus subconsciously looked at Yu Lansong, and was caught off guard by being cute again.

The little human race hid under the quilt, looking at them with round eyes like a kitten, and when he saw him looking at him, he bent his eyes at them and snickered.

The minister was immersed in his own imagination and didn't notice it. He continued, "If you're worried that he won't be able to bear it, you'd better not do it again. It's good to take him out to play."

Narcissus' attention was drawn back, and he asked slowly, "Where are you going?"

The minister suddenly remembered that since Narcissus became king, he rarely went out. After thinking for a while, he said, "The elf market is very lively, how about..."

Before he finished speaking, Narcissus's face turned dark as expected, which shows that he has a lot of psychological shadow on the elf market, and he almost wrote his resistance on his face.

The minister said calmly, "The Elf Market is the busiest place in the Micro Element Forest. Young elves love to go there, and it's also a good place for dating."

"Dating?" This again involves Narcissus's knowledge blind spot.

The minister let out a long sigh.

With their king's appearance, as long as he thinks about it, how many elves are willing to marry him, but it's a pity that he is a log, staying in the palace all day, doing nothing, making him look like an old man who cannot keep up with the times.

"It means cultivating a relationship with your partner."

The minister was also speechless. Which elf or human race he usually likes, he would coax and deceive them into bed, but now he is teaching others how to fall in love seriously.

He asked cautiously, "Or, you just want to play with him."

Narcissus was a little speechless, what a mess, he waved his hand at the man in annoyance, motioning him to get out of his sight.

Yu Lansong half covered his face, only showing his eyes, he murmured to the system in his heart, 【What are they talking about? 】

In order to show that it is not the kind of system that would casually chat with the host, the system pretended not to hear it.

It had nothing to do, opened the forum, and found the first article, [I haven't seen my wife for a long time, I'm going to make a fuss, I'm already making a fuss! 】

system,"……"

My own life is at stake, and I can still be so infatuated with other players. I don’t know what to say about these players. I clicked on the forum while complaining, wondering when the official release of Yu Lansong’s customs clearance video will be released again.

The system asked Yu Lansong, [Can I upload your customs clearance record to the forum after this dungeon is over?Clearing the program pays you a heap of points. 】

Yu Lansong was still guessing what they were talking about based on Narcissus' mouth movements. Narcissus's face was not very good-looking, and he asked casually, 【Ah, why? 】

The system was expressionless, [Oh, it's okay, it's just that your husbands miss you. 】

I can't see you anymore, they are going to unite to protest against not using the dungeon, the system didn't say this sentence, it doesn't want to admit that it has been threatened.

When Yu Lansong thought of those calling him his wife or sister on the forum, he blushed, [What, I don’t want it. 】

He asked the system inexplicably, 【Are you so confident in me?Didn't you say that no one has ever cleared this dungeon? 】

According to this trend, this dungeon does not seem to be a difficult task for you.

It didn't say, for fear that Yu Lansong would get too carried away, it just said vaguely, [Of course we officially hope that every player can clear the dungeon. 】

Yu Lansong was impressed by his hypocrisy.

[If you want to upload it, you can upload it, but some sensitive pictures cannot be uploaded! 】

The system teased him, [For example, are you hanging out with those men? 】

Yu Lansong put on a wooden face, her backhand was a shield.

What does it mean to be together, that is called socializing, do you understand socializing?

As soon as Narcissus came back, he saw Yu Lansong rolling around on the bed bored like a crawling caterpillar, and suddenly fell silent, "..."

Social fear is like this. Not only will you be embarrassed by what you have done, but you will also be embarrassed for others.

He managed to calm down, and pressed the man on the bed, preventing him from rolling around.

Yu Lansong stared at him with wide eyes, and asked, "What's the matter?"

Narcissus thought for a long time before asking him, "Do you want to go to the elf market?"

In fact, Yu Lansong is quite homely. He could tell that Narcissus didn't like to go to places with many elves. He was about to refuse, but suddenly thought, "Is the elf market near the Moon Tree?"

Narcissus nodded.

He immediately said, "I want to go."

He hasn't forgotten that he still has a mission to find the Moon Goddess from the Moon Tree and get the Crimson Moon Dagger that can kill the gods.

Narcissus's face froze, and he reluctantly said slowly, "Okay then."

The system reminded at the side, 【You two going to the Elf Market is too eye-catching. Now is the time for the Temple of Light to cooperate with the Elves to fight against the demons. There are many people from the Temple of Light in the Elf Market. Are you not afraid of being recognized? 】

Yu Lansong was stunned, and he immediately asked with a guilty conscience, 【What should I do then? 】

[The elves have a potion that can be disguised. You can ask Narcissus if it can be used. 】

"Yes," Narcissus said with reluctance, "but it will...be ugly when you use it up."

Yu Lansong immediately comforted him, "It's okay, anyway, we're just going to play for a while, and no one will pay attention to us."

As a result, after using the potion, Yu Lansong stood in front of the mirror and calmly looked left and right, and asked strangely, "It's not ugly, it looks like a normal person."

Turning his head, he realized that Narcissus was so disgusted that he didn't even want to take another look at himself in the mirror.Forget about social fear, it's still Yangou, it's easy for you to find someone like this.