National male dog [Comprehensive]

The people who were thrown in by the alien before had been thrown out one by one by them, except the sober Gui who carried Elizabeth back by himself.Gintoki and Shinpachi were the only ones left in the not-so-spacious living room, and the two sat facing each other, with extremely serious expressions on their faces.

Yinshi folded his hands and propped his chin, feeling a little powerless to deal with the fact that he was in such a sudden accident. He obviously had no money, but there was a group of guys outside who would come to ask for compensation at any time.

"What should we do now?"

"Are you serious about asking me this kind of question?" Shinpachi was also desperate after knowing the whole story, but after all, the man in front of Wanshiwu is the one in charge.

Yinshi who was asked back did not speak, but turned to the white dog lying on the ground with a serious face.

A Chong was hugging the newly bought JUMP, at the moment he flipped through the JUMP and looked at the familiar figures in it, only feeling very friendly, he didn't notice the eyes of the silver curly hair on the sofa at all.

"Wait, you're not going to hand over Ah Chong, are you?" Xinpachi was taken aback by his own thoughts, although Gouzi came very suddenly, just like Dingchun, but also similar to Dingchun They already have deep feelings for it.

"Is Ah Yin the kind of person who would do such a thing?" Yinshi raised his eyes and glanced at Shinpachi with dissatisfaction. As the boss, he has already begun to consider whether he should deduct the wages of this glasses boy .

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"Obviously Ah Yin is thinking, can Ah Chong lose the alien, preferably in the deep mountains and old forests, so that it will never come back."

Shinpachi thinks this method is feasible, provided that the dog can fully understand his words, and according to his observations these days, the dog is very smart and capable, but sometimes the brain circuit is so strange that people think it is indeed A dog like no other.

Of course, there is nothing wrong with this no matter how you look at it from any angle.

Yinshi had already stood up from the sofa, and he went straight to Gouzi who was lying on the ground reading a book.

A Chong is still flipping through the book, but every time the screen stays on the members of the Straw Hat Pirates, his gaze stays there for a very long time, and when the navy appears on the book, that page can basically be read in the next second From the unusually obvious claw marks, they were scratched out by it.

Sakata Gintoki doesn't know what kind of mentality this dog has when looking at ONEPIECE, but because he likes the Straw Hat Pirates so much and hates the Navy, he probably...is also a loyal fan of this manga.

Looking away from the book held down by Gouzi, Sakata Yinshi stroked his chin and said in a negotiating tone: "Ah Chong, Ah Yin has something to tell you."

Gouzi tilted his head and let out a cooperative "wow".

--you say!

Yinshi couldn't understand dog language, but he continued politely: "Can you make that alien outside listen to Ah Yin?"

Before Ah Chong could react, Xinba almost jumped up from the sofa when he heard this.

"...Damn it, you obviously didn't mean that just now, okay?" Shinpachi knew that this person had no integrity, but he didn't expect that this person's thick skin might not even pierce Xinghai Fangzhu's umbrella.

"Ah~ What's the difference?" Sakata Yinshi turned his head and argued with a natural expression: "Ayin just thought it would be the most straightforward, as long as the alien outside listened to what Ayin said, Ayin It will go wherever you want it to go, won't it?"

That's what I said, but do you think that the alien creature's brain is equipped with the most high-end smart chips?There is also someone who recognizes the Lord!

Shinpachi was unable to complain. Of course, this does not mean that Ah Yin's thinking is wrong, it's just that this kind of thinking is too naive anyway.

Gouzi understood, the silver curly hair in front of him wanted his little brother to listen to him, just like he listened to his own.

"Aha~~" Ah Chong raised his paw to cover his mouth, expressing his attitude of not wanting to talk to him with practical actions.

Seeing Ah Chong like this, Sakata Gintoki directly pulled the JUMP that was on the ground away.

"You dog, Ah Yin is talking to you..."

"Wang!"

At the same time as the sound was heard, Shinpachi thought that his boss, who was not well behaved, would be slapped away by the dog again, but the sudden movement above his head caught his attention instantly.

Shinpachi then raised his head, and saw that the roof that was still on top of it flew up at some point... No, it might be a bit wrong to say that, to be precise, the roof was lifted by something, given the current situation outside The only one with this kind of ability is the alien, probably it was forcibly snapped off by its tentacles.

In the next second, a tentacle stretched in, flashed across Shinpachi's eyes at lightning speed, and grabbed Gintoki who was still holding the JUMP.

Shinpachi: "..."

Yin Shi, who was caught by the tentacles: "...Hey~ What do you guys want to do to Ah Yin? Ah Yin doesn't have any special hobbies."

The alien didn't pay attention to it at all, and rolled up the noisy curly hair on its own, and then spread out a small tentacle to put the JUMP in Yinshi's hand back to the ground, and then took the person out of the house of everything.

Shinpachi's eyes followed the wrapped silver all the time, until the roof was put back in place, and his boss finally disappeared into the sky as a shooting star.

For a moment, Shinpachi even felt as if he had heard a very familiar line - I will definitely come back.

Thinking of this, Shinpachi shivered suddenly, he looked away, glanced at the alien behind the room, and then his eyes fell on the white dog.A Chong has picked up the JUMP again and looked at it, and seems to be very satisfied with the picture inside, his blue eyes are full of joy, obviously he has not been affected by the situation just now.

Unknowingly, he changed into Shinba's deacon costume: "Master Ah Chong, what do you want to eat tonight, I will prepare it for you right away."

Ah Chong tilted his head and glanced: "Wow~~" Rou Rou! !

Shinpachi, who has consciously assumed the role: "Yes, Mr. Achong."

That day, Ah Chong ate the barbecue made by Xinba. He raised his paw and patted the shoulder of the man squatting in front of him with satisfaction, and praised him with raised eyebrows.

As for Gouzi's "woof woof" language, Xinpachi calmly pretended to understand it.

In the next two days, what Gintoki and Shinpachi were worried about did not happen, at least no one came to collect the debt, but the staff of the TV station also ran to them every three days. Anyway, the alien was too big, even if the It is too conspicuous as a set board, and it does not mean that its existence can make people on the street feel at ease without moving, so that a group of people clamored to drive the aliens out of Kabukicho together.

Of course, as far as Yinshi is concerned, it would be great if this huge alien can roll back to the alien planet, but isn't the problem whether it can be driven away?

"What are you going to do now?" Even if Deng Shi didn't care about the constant presence of reporters and staff outside the door, it didn't mean she could get used to it.

Gintoki and Shinpachi were sitting across from the bar counter. As the half-instigator, Achong lay lazily resting on the ground, while Kagura was feeding Dingchun with milk. She doesn't seem to be worried at all.

"Hey~ Ah Chong." Yin Shi didn't answer Deng Shi's question directly, but turned his head and glanced at the dog on the ground.

A Chong didn't open his eyes, but only moved his ears twice to show that he was listening.

"It's really going to cause trouble for Ah Yin." When he said this, Sakata Yintoki got off the bar chair and squatted in front of Gouzi, "It's the guy you brought back, my own... Ah bah, my pet...my little brother needs to be covered by himself, don't think Ah Yin will wipe your ass."

... As for whether it is a pet, a little brother or something that belongs to a dog, Ah Yin is also very desperate about it, because he has no idea which is the correct adjective.

A Chong suddenly opened his eyes at this moment, and looked up at the curly hair in front of him.Compared with the previous feeders, the dog is not too close and obedient to the one in front of him. After all, the person in front of him gives him the most food except for JUMP, but because he often feeds himself Out foraging, so actually even dog food supplies are only occasional.But at the same time, it also understood what Yinshi said just now, thought about the people outside, and thought about the alien following him, after all, he was also his little brother, so he hesitated and finally stood up.

"Since you've made up your mind, go quickly, Ah Yin will prepare dog food for you and wait for you to come back."

"Tch~~" A Chongte sniffed contemptuously.

"..." The despised Ah Yin: I really want to beat the dog, but I can't.

"But speaking of it, do you know where A Chong came from?" Deng Shi glanced at A Chong who was strolling out, and when he looked away, he asked his own question.

Dingchun knew that she was abandoned on the side of the road, and then picked up by Kagura, but she was still a little curious about the husky that suddenly appeared in the house of masters.The day A Chong appeared, she happened to be not in the store. From what Catherine said, she seemed to appear from mid-air suddenly, and then followed the person in front of her.

Of course, because this dog is a bit more well-behaved than Dingchun, it doesn't bite people all the time, and it often brings back some beef to share with her, so Dengshi's affection for Ah Chong has also been on the rise.

"I don't know, it suddenly fell from mid-air and hit Ah Yin. If I knew, Ah Yin would have gone to the door in the morning to demand compensation." It almost killed him, and Ah Yin has been dissatisfied with this for a long time.

"Suddenly appeared..." The situation on their side was still being broadcast live on TV, even though the alien was motionless, the reporter was still talking non-stop.A Chong has already walked out, and the dog's white fur looks particularly smooth in the sun. It only jumped to the roof with the Wanshiwu sign in one easy leap, and then lowered its head to face the camera below.

Seeing this scene, Deng Shi seemed to think of something, and then said: "You said that if Ah Chong suddenly disappeared again, what are you going to do with the aliens behind the house?"

When Yinshi heard this, he immediately looked at the table with his cup in dissatisfaction: "Hey, old woman, don't say such scary things."

Shinpachi next to him echoed: "That's right, if Ah Chong isn't here, that alien..."

"Shinpachi, I know you're just a spectacle frame, but at least finish the sentence, let this old woman know that the flag can't be set up casually."

Now the alien stays so quietly and well-behaved behind their house, it is entirely because of A Chong, if this dog who can completely suppress the opposite sex disappears, unless it takes the alien away, it is hard for Yinshi to imagine what will happen next What terrible things will happen, anyway, it must not be as simple as the roof being lifted.

"No, no, no, ah, ah, ah, ah..." Xinba stared at the TV screen from beginning to end, but the white dog was not seen in the live broadcast.

"What's wrong with Ah Chong?" Yin Shi also raised his eyes to look at the TV, but there was no surprise in the eyes of the dead fish. He just propped his chin lazily, and asked again: "The Where did the dog go?"

"No, it's gone." Probably because he was too shocked, Shinpachi's voice became a little higher in vain.

He had been looking at the screen, the dog stood on the roof, but just as it raised its paws to show off, the white figure suddenly disappeared.

Shinpachi didn't think that Ah Chong had jumped somewhere else, after all, that movement didn't look like he would suddenly teleport somewhere, at least it looked more professional when he tapped his paw on his forehead.And leaving aside the possibility of teleportation or jumping elsewhere, Xinpachi unfortunately remembered the first day when Gouzi appeared in front of them, it seemed that he appeared in midair so quietly and suddenly .

"What are you talking about? Ah Chong, how could it be..." Yinshi didn't finish his sentence, because the reporters on the TV, including the staff, all had the same face of seeing a ghost like Shinpachi, and then I heard the reporter stumbling and saying——

"I, I'm not mistaken, the dog that jumped on it just now... that white dog suddenly disappeared."

Yin Shi: "..."

Shinpachi: "...Could it just be that Ah Chong moved too fast."

Dengshi: "...if Ah Chong disappears, then that alien..."

Yin Shi: "...shut up, old woman!" Don't set the flag casually anymore!

Gintoki stood up from the bar chair again, but before he could make a move, a strange "crackling" sound was heard from above the room.Without any hesitation, he jumped up and rushed towards Dengshi. In just a moment, a tentacle swept over their heads, and even the whole room was cut in half by that tentacle.

The people outside saw that the motionless alien suddenly raised its tentacles, and then waved them wildly. Not only the house in front of them, but also the surrounding houses were instantly destroyed.

Hey, what happened just now?A dog disappeared out of thin air, and the alien suddenly went berserk.

I don't know what happened at all, but the scene in front of me that seems to be running away from the first ○ machine made everyone present realize that they should flee the scene quickly.

"A Yin, what shall we do now?"

After finally escaping from the collapsed house, several people looked at the mess in front of them with pale faces.Of course, it would be fine if the house just collapsed, but the point is that the alien is still messing around in front of my eyes.

"Who are you asking, Ah Yin, Ah Yin?" Sakata Yintoki put Dengshi aside, looking at the strange shape that was as big as two or three houses in front of him, he also had a headache.

Shinpachi seemed to think of something again, and asked, "Speaking of... where are Kagura and Joharu?"

Yin Shi: "..."

There was a short silence, and the two looked at the alien at the same time. The huge tentacle monster was still destroying everywhere. Thinking of the possible encounter between Kagura and Joharu, the expressions of Gintoki and Shinpachi instantly became extremely bad.

By the way... this is the second time Dingchun has been swallowed!

But before Yinshi pulled out his waist, Toyako was suddenly kicked hard on the buttocks.

Deng Shi, who kicked people, stood firmly behind, holding a pipe and looking at the two people in front of him: "Stop dawdling, you two, hurry up and save people, and then build me a house after you get rid of this big guy."

Gintoki & Shinpachi: "Yes."

On the other side, Ah Chong was raising his paws to shoot down, because it was only a threat, so it would not wipe out the house under his buttocks.But because the transmigration came too suddenly, its body swayed, and its raised paw finally fell due to instability.

Snapped--

As soon as Gouzi lowered his head, he saw himself standing in the middle of the gradually cracking figure. The figure was red, but because this place was relatively dark, it looked strange.

It raised its head again, and there were three people standing outside the red circle. At this moment, these three people looked at it in surprise. Although A Chong couldn't see the emotions contained in their expressions, he could feel the air in the air unexpectedly. The strange power and... despair that pervade it.

Gouzi tilted his head: "Wow?"