National male dog [Comprehensive]

After the ridiculous words fell, the whole room suddenly fell silent.

Qi Ya knows that Mi Ji has a prop that is beyond common sense, a dog language translator, which sounds unbelievable, but he didn't expect that his second brother would even ask such a question. What's even more amazing is Did the dog actually answer?Isn't this really mocking myself to be talking nonsense?

The silver-haired boy stared wide-eyed at his elder brother who was kneeling on the ground, while Ke Te and Yi Ermi also set their eyes on Mi Ji, but A Chong... the white dog didn't seem to notice The explosive atmosphere in the air, after Curt stopped to stroke its fur, it rolled over to Miji.

One circle and two circles... The dog finally bumped into the big bag of barbecue meat that Mi Ji put on the side. It poked its head and sniffed it twice with its nose. Excitedly "Wow" twice.

The atmosphere of silence was broken in an instant, Yiermi raised his eyes and winked at Miji, his younger brother was still good at observing words and expressions, so he immediately opened the bag and spread it out in front of Gouzi who was about to drool.

"Wang Wang~~"

"Oh, you're welcome."

Mi Ji waved his hand, not paying attention to Gouzi's thanks.

Originally, this pile of meat was prepared for this boss, as long as it can remember who gave this pile of food, he will be satisfied.

Yi Ermi is still thinking about what Mi Ji said, he can tell him where Ah Chong went before.

This question once troubled Yier fans, because A Chong disappeared while he was out, which made the eldest brother think more——

For example, did the dog jump out of the fence because it wanted to find him, but it was a pity that it got lost in the end, or was it abducted or abducted by someone while it was going out to look for him, in view of this dog Foodie attribute, this possibility is much higher than the possibility of it being kidnapped.

However, because there is no news of A Chong at all, and there is no trace of him going out, Yi Ermi's attachment to this dog has gradually faded, until now he meets A Chong again.

The eldest brother felt that this was probably a fateful reunion.

#米志: You think too much! ? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻#

"Then tell me where Ah Chong went before?" Yiermi still crossed her legs and propped her chin lazily.

Mi Ji raised his eyes and glanced at Yiermi, only to feel that his eldest brother is becoming more and more like his mother, for example... in terms of good looks.

Of course, in view of the fact that the second young master only has a large area of ​​psychological shadow for his elder brother, even if the elder brother in front of him is as beautiful as a fairy, in his eyes, he is no different from a snake, scorpion and poisonous insect.

"Miji." Yi Ermi called again in a low and calm voice.

Mi Ji shuddered all over, but he still insisted on his last stubbornness, tried his best to keep a sullen face, and said to Yi Ermi: "Brother must agree to trade with me before I say it."

"Then how do I know that what you said is true and not made up?" Yi Ermi tilted her head slightly, with a trace of doubt on her expressionless face.

Mi Chi is still debating whether to show his secret weapon, but once he takes out this thing, he will probably be traded by his elder brother immediately.

"It's this, a dog language translator I developed by myself." The second brother hesitated for a while, and finally reluctantly handed over the earplugs in his ears together with a black case.

Il fans: "..."

Curt: "..."

So what is his second brother researching at home all day long?

"Damn, what kind of expression do you guys have?" The second brother was reluctant to reveal his skills, but now he had to show it in front of his elder brother and younger brother. As a result, these two people still looked in disbelief, especially Curt... "Your brother, I'll do research at home every day. I successfully developed this thing after Sanmao's countless tests. It's much more useful than you following Qi Ya all day or being caught by your mother to change clothes."

Curt: "...A Chong, go and bite the second brother."

Ah Chong, who was gnawing on the barbecue: "Wow~~"

Facing Gouzi's bewildered expression, he folded his hands triumphantly and snorted coldly at his younger brother on purpose.

Curt was so angry, he gritted his teeth and wanted to pull out his fan, and threw it at his second brother's fat face.

Qi Ya stood aside and rolled his eyes at the scene in front of him. Mi Ji has had it this year anyway, and even bullied Curt, who is eight years younger than him, wouldn't it be embarrassing to say it?Oh, anyway, this is my own family, so shame is just thrown in front of my own family.

In the end, Il fans couldn't see it anymore. Of course, he didn't favor either side, but changed the subject with the translator.

Mi Ji is more straightforward, let Yier fans try it directly, but the eldest brother looked at the dog who was eating, hesitated for a while, and finally put down the translator.

"You tell me everything you know. As a deal, I agree to lend you Achong for half a day."

Mi Ji seemed to want to haggle over the price, and Yi Ermi interrupted again: "Anyway, your auction will only be in the afternoon."

——Ah, it is true to say so, but he still wants to take A Chong to pretend to be aggressive.

Mi Ji poked his finger aggrievedly, but due to the majesty of his elder brother, he honestly told all the information he got from A Chong.

"Achong seemed to be on a pirate ship before, but because everyone on the pirate ship was shot away, it followed the proprietress and the owner of a bar..."

Qi Ya felt that there were a lot of strange things in this sentence, and couldn't help complaining: "Did it fly by itself?" Otherwise, it would be hard for him to imagine anyone else who could shoot everyone in a ship. Yes.

Mi Ji glanced sideways at his younger brother who interjected, "How is it possible, Ah Chong also said that he misses the chef on the ship very much, saying that the meat he cooks is the best meat he has ever eaten."

Qi Ya thinks that for dogs, meat should all have the same taste, after all, you can't put too much seasoning.

"And then?" Yi Ermi glanced at Ah Chong who was still gnawing on the meat. Every time he saw him eating so happily, it seemed that every piece of meat was delicious. It turned out that this dog would also think that it was the most delicious. Time.

The eldest brother felt that it was time to find a chef who specialized in dog food and go home.

"Then, it seems that it often goes to other places when it stands, or the surrounding scenery changes when it walks." Mi Ji felt that this might be a bit difficult to understand, so after a pause, he added : "To put it simply, this dog can travel through time and space."

Qiu: "..."

Il fans: "..."

Curt, who is not yet ten years old, said: This must be the most ridiculous topic he has ever heard.

A dog can travel through time and space, or wear it while walking, this time travel is too cheap.

Mi Ji looked around, there was not much expression change on the round and chubby face, he already knew that they would not believe it.

"Well, actually, I don't believe it either. I still think there is something wrong with the equipment I made."

"Isn't it?" Qi Ya spoke quickly, at this moment he had already forgotten that there was Yi Ermi beside him, and looked at his second brother with contempt.

"Hmph~ that's not true, you little bastard." Mi Ji moved his seat from the carpet to the sofa beside him when he started to tell about A Chong's experience. Resuming a serious look, "Achong also described to me the pirate ship it is in. That world is different from ours, so it can't be that I got it wrong."

Of course, it's not just the world full of pirates, what's even more amazing is that there is a bald man who can make a [-]/[-] split with Ah Chong.

Regarding this bald man, Gouzi's description is quite simple, his head is as bald as an egg, and his golden hair fell off when he got along with this bald man.

The bald man said: I became stronger, and also became bald. Ah Chong, you are probably the same as me.

"I think it probably started from that time when it cared so much about Mao."

Qi Ya didn't say a word this time, he wasn't sure how much of what Mi Ji said was true, but he didn't believe that his second brother was really good at making up stories.

So A Chong really knows how to travel, and has been to several worlds?

Thinking of this, Qi Ya then set his eyes on Gou Zi.

Mi Ji bought a big bag of barbecue. This is not an exaggeration, but a real big bag, packed in a large shopping bag.There is probably a steak sirloin and eye-eye in it... In short, most of the meat on the beef is roasted in.

At this moment, A Chong has already finished the meat that covers almost half of the cow, and he is lying on the ground with his stomach full, looking at the ceiling with a contented face, looking very comfortable.

Qi Ya was a little curious, and it happened that the ridiculous dog language translator was still on the sofa, and the silver-haired boy picked it up and squatted beside A Chong.

"A Chong, tell me about the person who took care of you before."

A Chong's eyes were half closed at first, but when he heard Qi Ya's question, he suddenly widened his eyes, and only "barked" a few times after thinking about it.

But because he was lying on his back, his voice sounded particularly weak.

As the dog's barking fell, Qi Ya showed a shocked expression, and he actually, actually understood what it was saying.

"It actually said that the person who took care of him before was a local tyrant who had a lot of meat at home and raised a lot of the same kind..."

Not to mention that a dog can know the vocabulary of "local tyrant", of course, it cannot be ruled out that Mi Ji brought in the words of self-perception when designing this thing.But after he finished speaking, he realized that this setting looked very familiar.

He looked back at his eldest brother who was still sitting on the sofa in silence. There was endless meat at home, and he raised a lot of the same kind... Isn't it the same as the setting of Yi Ermi?

Is this dog looking for this kind of people to raise itself?Too scheming.

But Qi Ya no longer doubted the practical value of this translator, he thought about it again, and asked a question he was rather curious about: "By the way, will you leave then?"

A Chong tilted his head, but Qi Ya was standing directly in front of his head, which made it difficult for him to raise his head.The white fluffy body arched to the side again, until the white sausage-like body showed a strange arc, it glanced at the silver-haired boy again.

Qi Ya: "...you just need to stand up."

He admits that a dog lying on its back and trying to move its body is cute, especially when it has its limbs curled up. It looks like a fluffy white cylindrical pillow as a whole, but it is shameful to be malicious.

"Woof~" Ah Chong opened his mouth slightly, his face was as if he had just realized it.

Qi Ya didn't say a word, nor did he translate, those words too affected Gouzi's tall and mighty image in his mind.

No wonder people often call it "stupid dog". Maybe most dogs have this problem.

This time Ah Chong quickly turned over, and immediately got up with a movement that no one could see clearly, as if nothing happened just now.

"Wang Wang Wang~~"

"You don't know either!"

Qi Ya was inexplicably lost. Although he once lived in the fear of "A Chong", this did not affect his feelings for this dog.

Just like Sanmao at home, if Sanmao suddenly disappears or runs away from home, he will be very sad.

"Wang Wang Wang~~"

"You said you would come back."

"Wang Wang!"

Qi Ya thought for a while, and felt that this was indeed the case. Didn't Ah Chong leave last time, but did he come back this time?

But think about it carefully, it has been more than a year since Ah Chong came over last time, how long can a dog live? ? ?

The silver-haired boy thought about the magic dog at home. It is said that Sanmao was raised by his grandfather or great-grandfather, and he is still alive and healthy. Does this mean that A Chong can live for hundreds of years?Although the average dog's lifespan is only a short dozen years, A Chong is different from them after all.

Yi Ermi sat on the side, listening to their conversation, and suddenly raised her hand to wave to Ah Chong.

"A Chong, come here."

"Woof~" Gouzi immediately walked over with bumpy steps.

Mi Ji watched the whole process, and thought that this was probably the difference between them and the big brother. Every time he, Qi Ya and Ke Te saw A Chong, they would take the initiative to go up to him and talk to the dog flatteringly, but Only their eldest brother is always "A Chong, come here"...

Thinking of this decisive move, Mi Ji felt very embarrassing. If he had known this, he should have shown enough posture to order A Chong.

A Chong squatted in front of Yiermi, sticking out his tongue and obediently looking at his feeder.

Whether it is Atobe or Yiermi, they all have a characteristic, they have always been very tolerant of it, and they will never be hungry for it.

As soon as Yiermi raised his hand, Ah Chong leaned forward very actively, and rubbed the big hand with the hair on his head.

"Wow~~"

"Well, I won't tell you not to leave. I'm afraid this ability setting is beyond your control."

Big brother thinks so, A Chong likes him so much, how could he take the initiative to want to leave, especially this guy is still a foodie, where in this world other than beating the enemy Hakka, there is no family that can feed him. You can also give it an excellent playmate - Sanmao, Miji...

So, Gouzi definitely didn't want to leave on his own initiative, but he just couldn't control his powerful power.

A Chong squinted his eyes comfortably, this time he directly lifted his upper body and lay on Yiermi's lap.

"A Chong."

"Wang Wang~"

Yiermi stroked the dog's soft fur again, and said in a low voice, "In short, the door to beating the enemy's Hakka will always be open for you."

When Mi Ji heard this, his whole body shivered, and he immediately raised his hand and made a "X" on his chest, "Stop, big brother, don't set the flag casually."

In general novels or game settings, after saying this sentence, the possibility of the protagonist leaving in the next second is as high as 100%.